I think this is reason enough to start taking the virus a lot more seriously. 

Hey guys - can white countries keep their borders when this is finished? Will that be allowed or nah?

Okay, this is epic. I haven't seen libs owned like this since Nixon.

People like Joe Biden because he is so alpha.

Nancy Pelosi is a Jewish shill.

This is it, folks.

Ok schizo.

Please, please, please don't go around talking about "good sex." And don't let her "be on top" man. You're not gay!

It's human rights to let the Jew media control your country.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Who the hell even knows what's going on anymore? 

This is evil.

What's all this here?

Is it even happening? Or what?

It's ogre.

Why are they allowed to have this money?

Have I got a doozy for you, lad.

It's a good thing bitcoin is still - oh. Yeah, nevermind.

What choice is there?

This is a really fascinating story.

These pesky Russian hackers are such a nuisance.

This is what happens when you allow women to have power in your society.

Second head of state to get the virus! Weird!

You have to have a national lockdown if you want to stop this virus.

Is this the end of the endless Israeli elections?

Zzzzzzzzz.

They will always put women's issues first. And where does that put them?

Imagine waiting in line for 10 hours to get inside this tank of doom.

This toothpaste is your ticket to health.

Interesting thinking.

I am a strong believer that this virus is already completely out of control and spreading. 

We are all infected.

He was wielding an axe, a machete AND a crowbar! This mf is badass!

That will forever mark the neo-Nazi movement. 

How dare Trump murder this beaness by building that fence so high? 

We'll keep you updated on this situation - and I wouldn't expect any other news site to be doing that. 

The killing has already begun.

Just show some self control, lads. There is no need to go full-cult member.

I want free money from the government and I want it immediately. 

The whole concept of him announcing a test is really dumb. 

Trump is just trying to look like he's doing something. 

I don't know how much of this is going to end up being "too little, too late." 

Dear teenagers: This the most important thing you will ever read.

A Tulsi movement would be very good for America.

What if ZOG released this virus so they could start a war with Russia and China under its cover?

Good luck, America.

Is the US insisting on bat soup theory?

Well. He can still run for Mayor of Newark.

Millions of people are going to die. 

"Those Jews are jolly good chaps, aren't they Reginald?"

We are already in a race war. They just haven't bothered to tell you yet. 

There's about a 75% chance Trump has it at this point.

This isn't what anyone expected to get when they voted Trump, I can tell you that.

Let's unpack that.

It's a touching tale.

But Trump can still run on everything he did for Israel.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Thank you, Zhao Lijian. You are my hero.

But it's good because Weinstein was a Jew, right?

Maybe the entire system is rotten to the core, Jimmy?

Poor Justin!

I am sure it's all fine no problem who cares anyway about some dumb virus can't do anything.

With all of this dumb stuff, there is someone making money.

Bernie's failure pushes back our anti-Israel agenda.

Poor Bernie Bros.

Coronavirus truly is a gift. 

Well this is pointless.

You know who the real social media censors are, don't you? The Chinese.

But I'll never give up on Pepsi.

Erdogan is alpha and chad.

#FreeHarvey

In Australia, mate. Down under.

Whoops!

If you see me, please, please, please - just kill me. 

BASED.

IS IT HAPPENING OR NOT?

It's not just the blacks that are to blame for Biden.

This is so dumb.

But no one will know why democracy values were violated.

What, do you think she would lie? If so, you're evil.

This is a crucifixion of a hero of the Aryan race.

Why?

Serves you right... you trusted a gook!

Do something, Big Orange!

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!!!!

Elderly abuse!

Is there even anyone left alive to read this?

It's Wolfpack.

Ok boomer.

This is not a top news story and it will soon just disappear.

We have to stop these people.

It's time for Trump to be impeached again.

He's a hero.

I hate bears, personally. But free speech.

Whatever happens, you're going to need more toilet paper.

Everything will be fire.

We shall all be healed.

I'm not really sure if that's funny or not. 

You know what - I'm pro-malarkey now.

Biden's anti-malarkey message really resonates with niggers.

This holocoaster is going for another loop.

You might as well vote for him. He's going to lose anyway.

Russians hate all Americans.

He is facing 113 federal charges! What even are they???

I don't think anyone actually even cares about this, or it would be a bigger story in the media. 

Makes sense to me.

This will be great for Donald Trump's reelection campaign.

It is time for Americans to stand united against the patriarchy. 

Will we ever learn to respect the unique cultural heritage of the Mexican people?

Do large bodies of water curve or what? Someone needs to explain this.

I would like her to run third party.

Greek police, I love you.

100,000 INFECTED! It's over for you.

It would be fantastic if she is run out.

I can't even believe it.

Let's just go back to having freedom.

How is this allowed on Fox News???

We need to take back control of the country from Jews before we even talk about anything else.

>2020 >Toilet paper

This is just a lot of malarkey.

Yeah, this'll teach those goyim!

How dare these boomers? 

True socialism is national socialism.

You can remove our love of Hitler from the internet, Jews - but you cannot remove it from our hearts!

Jews could do organ theft with impunity at this point because you're not allowed to accuse them of it.

Their true hatred is for democracy itself.

Pay up!

Let me make this perfectly clear: you are already infected and you are going to die. 

YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!

This comes after suits against WaPo and NYT.

We have to shut it down because of the six million.

They have to stay at sea and die!

Raiders have Twitter too, OJ.

If people think anything at all different than exactly what the government tells them to think, millions will die.

Chief Liz Warren appears to be going on a quest to destroy the noble communist by whining about him.

I am not a Russian.

In Sweden, you have to hire an Islamic woman to fight against Islamic women.

Math brought to you by black people.

Can you even begin to imagine how funny these debates are going to be?

Only smokers will survive.