What a completely weird nightmare.
Read More »Oh and Bernie Dropped Out
No refunds!
Read More »An Aryan Princess and Her True Love Survive Coronavirus Together
Aryan princesses are the true path of the Aryan.
Read More »Trump Wants to Defund Doctor WHO, They Whine and Beg Him “No”
#IStandWithTheDaleks
Read More »Tom Perez Spins Into a Rage Over Wisconsin Holding Primaries During Coronavirus Hysteria
It is really cute to see these people acting like the old society still exists.
Read More »Unhinged Hoax Artist Fauci Says We Can Never Shake Hands Again
It just keeps getting dumber.
Read More »Boris Johnson Spends Second Day in Intensive Care
This is a publicity stunt for the virus.
Read More »Joblessness Claims: The Curve You Didn’t Flatten
This is the end of everything you knew your entire life.
Read More »Cartoon Evil: Breitbart Promotes US Government Fake News That Chinese Were Burning People Alive in Wuhan
Are you ready to rumble?
Read More »Washington State Admits That Coronavirus has Already Peaked
The hoax is over, but they haven't told you yet.
Read More »Trump Replaces Another Jew with a Goy
If this is becoming a pattern, then I like this pattern.
Read More »Jew Iger Says Disney Will Begin Sending Films Directly to Disney+ Streaming
The concept of movies in movie theaters is now officially over.
Read More »European Countries are Already Starting to Open Back Up
It is spring time, and the flu season is over.
Read More »It’s Time to Talk About Racism and the Coronavirus: It’s AIDS for Black People
This is the last hurrah of racism hoaxing.
Read More »Jews Should be Held Responsible for Coronavirus
They are the ones who created the hysteria.
Read More »Jewish Groups Suing to Let Detained Immigrants Loose Due to Threat of the Flu
Hate to tell you this, Jews, but they're all just going to go home.
Read More »Hulk Hogan Says the Collapse of Society is a Punishment from God
God has sent confusion to confound them.
Read More »Hotwheels Taking the Opportunity of Coronavirus Hysteria to Fake His Own Death?
No, he will not get out this easily.
Read More »With Apocalypse Narrative in Total Collapse, Saint Nipples Introduces More Extreme Fines for “Social Distancing Violations”
They are just going to keep doubling down.
Read More »Pope Anus Compares Pederast Cardinal to Jesus
This is just... it's just to be expected at this point, I suppose.
Read More »Corona Hoax Officially Collapsed: Over the Weekend, NYC Daily Hospitalizations Dropped from 1,427 to 358
You should never forget the way people lied to you about this.
Read More »Neo-Nazis Continue to Promote the Flu Hoax, Say “Economic Collapse” Means Stocks
Neo-Nazis just promote the same narrative as the media, but just say it's good for white people.
Read More »UN Says Lockdown is Increasing Domestic Violence to the X-Treme
This is going to absolutely ruin families.
Read More »CDC Has Already Instructed Hospitals to Hoax Coronavirus Death Numbers
The current death toll is probably at least twice what it should be, based on these reporting methods.
Read More »Bill Gates Might Not Allow Us to Have Any Social Events Ever Again
He's your boss now.
Read More »Governors Say They Need Corona Aid from Trump, Even Though Nothing is Happening
Oh my God, it doesn't matter.
Read More »Moody’s Says 30% of the Economy is Already Gone
Are you ready to rumble?
Read More »Jewish Tranny “Flash” Actor Attacks Woman in Iceland
Around Jewish trannies, never relax.
Read More »Boris Johnson Goes to the Hospital for Coronavirus
This is just a stunt to promote the hysteria.
Read More »Low IQ Surgeon General Says You’re All Going to Die Like on 9/11
You need 47,500 deaths to meet 2017-18 deaths. That ain't happening. You people are sick.
Read More »UK Government Now Endorsing Theory That Coronavirus is a Chinese Bioweapon
Oh, it's happening.
Read More »Jewish Schiff Calls for Inquiry Into Trump’s Handling of the Coronavirus
This kike just won't quit...!
Read More »Germany Accuses Trump of “Piracy” for Allegedly Jacking Their Masks
Shiver me timbers and God bless Elvis.
Read More »Islamic Boxer Spreads Retard-Tier 5G Coronavirus Theory
I guess to be fair, this actually makes more sense than what the media is promoting.
Read More »Walmart Limits Number of Customers Allowed Inside at Once, Creates Bizarre “One-Way” Aisles
It's like Walmart on acid.
Read More »New York: Burglaries Up 75% as City Turns Into Death Wish Already
You'd best start believing in the collapse of society.
Read More »Neo-Nazi Faces 50 Years for Domestic Violence Hoax, Because Believe Women
Do other neo-Nazis believe this woman?
Read More »Trump: “There Will be Death”
So we're still in hysteria mode, not yet talking about what comes after.
Read More »We Should Remember the People Who Promoted This Coronavirus Hoax
A lot of people dropped the ball here.
Read More »Joe Rogan Says He’d Vote for Trump Over Biden
Sucks for Biden.
Read More »Including Coronavirus, Flu Death Toll Set to be That of an Average Year
This is such a bizarre way for civilization to collapse.
Read More »Hungry America: People are Already Flooding the Food Banks
At least the Mexicans are sure to go home. Their country is going to be a lot better off than ours.
Read More »Guide to Owning the Libs: “Liberals are the Real Mansplainers”
Yeah, you'll have this. I guess.
Read More »Democrats and Republicans Blaming Each Other for the Economic Collapse Won’t Continue After It Hits
You're going to see partisan cooperation like never before, when we finally come out of quarantine and this war machine gets rolling.
Read More »UK: Facebook Group Organizing Burnings of 5G Towers Hysterical Lunatics Think are Causing the Flu
Why... does Facebook allow this?
Read More »3M Defies Trump’s Order to Stop Exporting Masks to Fight Racism
This whole narrative is about to get nuked in favor of wartime jingoism.
Read More »Personalizing “Coronavirus” Deaths Gives the Hoax Weight
Most fatties who get the disease still will not die.
Read More »So, I’ve Figured Out the Agenda: ZOG is Planning a War with China
Buckle up.
Read More »Dumb Black Surgeon General Announces He Advises People to Wear Masks
This mask debacle should demonstrate with absolute finality that these people either have no idea what is going on or they are causing a crisis on purpose.
Read More »Poland the First Country to Discuss Canceling Elections and Allow President to Remain in Office
Trump canceling elections will at least be funny.
Read More »10 Million New People Have Already Filed for Unemployment
They're going to have to start a war with China. There is no other possible course.
Read More »Absolute Freakout: New Poll Shows Americans are Increasing in Panic Over the Coronavirus Hoax
"The economy collapsing" is not limited to the stock market, you retards.
Read More »Salvation: Dumb Jew Jared Kushner Put in Charge of Stupid Coronavirus Hoax
It is the perfect candidate to manage this dumb hoax.
Read More »The Media has Changed Its Mind About Masks
Why did they lie about this in the first place? Were they trying to cause the virus to spread?
Read More »Coronavirus Psychosis: When Fear of a Fake Apocalypse Causes a Real Apocalypse
It is a darkly funny situation.
Read More »Pakistan Commutes Sentence of Man Who Killed WSJ Journalist
Daniel Pearl was a Jewish spy.
Read More »Racist Kenyan Cops Shoot Unarmed Teen to Death…!
Cops in Kenya are abusing martial law because they hate blacks.
Read More »“Nipples” Cuomo’s Video for His Brother Fredo is Pure Electionism
It's a 50/50 chance he's going to replace Biden as the nominee.
Read More »Insanity Begins: Man Derails Train to Send a Coronavirus Message
Now is when things get really funny.
Read More »Evidence Found of Prehistoric Rainforests Existing in Antarctica
This is fun. Not Coronanews.
Read More »“Hospitals Overwhelmed” is Yet Another Hysterical Hoax
Yes, during a flu outbreak, hospitals do get overwhelmed.
Read More »Media Demanding Trump Do a National Lockdown Order
This is the beginning of the end of everything.
Read More »Jew Arrested for Hoarding and Price Gouging Masks, Coughing on the FBI
This is a fun story. Many laughs.
Read More »Joe Biden Says He Wants to Call Up Trump and Give Him Advice on Coronavirus
Joe Biden is an expert on this shit, faggot.
Read More »Russia is Sending Virus Aid to the US, Media Says It’s a Plot
The jig is up.
Read More »Trump Informs Media He’s Not an Accountant from China
He's basically president for life now, so he'd better keep the laughs coming.
Read More »Breitbart is Now Shilling World Jewish Congress Racism Hoaxes
This is disgusting.
Read More »I Have to Accept the Truth, Wherever It Leads Me. And It has Led Me to a Difficult Truth.
It's time to wake up to the truth.
Read More »Is the Coronavirus Anti-Semitic? Jews Whine About Being “Overrepresented” in Coronaflu Deaths
An overrepresentation of Jews?
Read More »Andrew Cuomo’s Pierced Nipples Reveal Him to be a BDSM Pervert
Well this is weird as shit, let me tell you that.
Read More »Bullshit: White House Projects 100k to 240k Corona Flu Deaths
I just can't even take it anymore.
Read More »The Only Way to Understand the Coronavirus Response is to Look at It in Terms of a Mass Hysteria
We have officially entered into a new stage of human decline.
Read More »Sea Sickness: US Aircraft Carrier Freaking Out Over Corona Infections, Saying the Whole Crew is Gonna Die
Yeah, a bunch of fit military guys in their twenties are going to die. Sigh.
Read More »Second Pastor is Charged with Violating Quarantine and Holding Church Services
The evangelicals are finally going to get their End Times.
Read More »Using Corona War Powers, Donald Trump is Kicking Little Mexican Children Back Across the Border
Out, out, out!
Read More »Twitter Deletes Tweet from Corona Pseudo-Denialist Laura Ingraham
Twitter decides what you are allowed to think.
Read More »Wales: Goats Take Over the Abandoned Streets of a Town
Goats are smarter than people.
Read More »Chris Cuomo has Coronavirus! Sad!
I hope he dies. But he won't.
Read More »Reports Say Meghan Markle’s Elephant Movie Sucks
IT'S 2020! STOP BEING RACISTS!
Read More »Brazilian President’s Tweets Deleted for Not Being Hysterical Enough About Corona Hoax
"Look at me. I'm Brazil's president now." -Twitter
Read More »DC Mayor Says She’s Gonna Start Locking Niggas Up for Violating Quarantine
This will go over well with the blacks, I'm sure.
Read More »I Have Coronavirus and I Regret Saying It is the Flu. Don’t Make the Same Mistake I Made.
It's all real.
Read More »Illegal Mexican Workers and Their Traitor Employers Whining About the Border Being Closed
Coronavirus is literally my hero.
Read More »Jews are Very Concerned About Christian Anti-Semitism
They should be.
Read More »Joe Biden Now Hosting a Health Podcast
Based.
Read More »HOW DARE YOU: Argentina Cremates a Jew!
These people are such whining babies.
Read More »Ted Cruz is an Irredeemable Scumbag and an Otherworldly Demon Creature
Ted Cruz is literally the most disgusting creature that exists.
Read More »Phoenix: Cop Killed While Responding to a Domestic Violence Call (Guess He Should Have Minded His Own Business)
Play stupid games...
Read More »Coronavirus is Literally Just the Flu
This is a society that is literally too stupid to exist. It is fitting that it will end in the dumbest way imaginable.
Read More »Pelosi Says Donald Trump Doesn’t Care That People are Dying, Lindsey Graham is Outraged
Who gives a shit man jeez.
Read More »CNN Finally Agrees with Donald Trump on Something
There's a first time for everything.
Read More »Former Cam Girl Who Earned $40,000 Per Week Says Sex Work Empowers Women
This is sexual exploitation of men.
Read More »Poll Shows Biden with a 25-Point Lead Over Trump in “Close Counties”
We know whatever happens over the next 20 years is going to create an extreme dystopia. So it might as well be a comedic dystopia.
Read More »Self Help Sunday: Family First
This is the most important thing I've ever written.
Read More »Mexican President Orders Cancelation of Construction of Corona Beer Brewery
The poor bastards.
Read More »EU, Germany Tell Italy They’re on Their Own with Their Destroyed Economy
Hopefully this gets them out of the EU.
Read More »Plague Johnson Says This is Going to Get a Whole Lot Worse, X-Treme Measures May Last Through June
What are they going to do? Put people in camps?
Read More »Mass Layoffs Have Begun
Hobby Lobby did mass firings after they were forced to close.
Read More »Rhode Island: National Guard Will Do Door-to-Door Searches to Ensure Lockdown Compliance
We shouldn't forget who did this.
Read More »Fake Security Companies Continue to Promote “Foreign Hacker” Hoaxes Unabated
Why hoax this bullshit when you've got Coronavirus to hoax people with?
Read More »New Jersey: Cops Shut Down Illegal Party!
The government thinks it is playing Rimworld with our entire society.
Read More »Will Printing $10 Trillion Cause Economic Collapse?
Is it all over? For good?
Read More »Microsoft to Sell Shares in Israeli Facial Recognition Company After an Investigation Proves It’s Unethical
Pretty anti-Semitic to say this is "unethical." It's an age-old trope that Jews are unethical.
Read More »Corona Will Wipe Out Poor Blacks? We Should be So Lucky.
I'll believe it when I see it.
Read More »Fat Jew Illinois Governor Says If You Don’t Panic You’re Against Doctors
"I survived Coronavirus and all I got was $1,200."
Read More »Hopefully, $2 Trillion in Government Handouts Will Finally Kill Libertarianism
I don't really see how it can survive this.
Read More »Mexico is Worried About Coronavirus Because They’re So Fat
Poor dears.
Read More »Newsom Releases Child Murderers from Prison Because of a Virus
Coronavirus has caused whatever was holding the remnants of sanity together to snap.
Read More »Psycho Freedom Breakthrough: David Carradine’s Hose
Suggestions on what to buy with your Trumpbux.
Read More »Stanford Professors Say the Entire Projected Death Rate for Coronavirus is a Hoax
Bro it's not happening.
Read More »Alex Jones Ordered to Pay More Legal Fees for Sandy Hoax Crisis Actors
They are making an example of Jones.
Read More »Coronavirus: The Italy Situation is Exaggerated Massively
Coronavirus Doom Cultists are spinning stupid narratives.
Read More »Scotland: Man Sentenced to 5 Years in Prison for “Culpable Homicide” for Killing Man Who Broke Into His Home with a Knife
I am just baffled.
Read More »With Only Two Corona Deaths, South Africa Does Complete Lockdown (Including Dog Walks)
We are approaching some kind of paranoid hysteria singularity where the question "but does this make sense?" no longer makes any sense.
Read More »Googly-Eyed Wop Cuomo Backtracks on Lunatic City Lockdown
He is absolutely humiliated.
Read More »Boris Johnson has Coronavirus!
The "Famous People Flattener" strikes again!
Read More »FBI Went to a Guy’s House and Shot Him Because He was a Racist
Not a big news story! Strange!
Read More »$35,000 Worth of Food Thrown Out After Woman Coughs on It as a Joke
Standard female humor for you.
Read More »A Reader Reckons Women’s Liberation is a Suicide Pact
We are headed towards zero fertility.
Read More »Private Companies Hired to Go Through Your Facebook, Make Sure You’re Not Standing Too Close to People
Just a private company collecting all your photos to track your behavior. It's to help you.
Read More »Rando Jew Actor Dies of Coronavirus, Fulfilling the Plot of Crocodile Dundee
Finally.
Read More »DRUMPF is Putting the Economy Before People’s Lives!!!!!
Maybe we should go into pods like in the Matrix to prevent the possibility of death?
Read More »US Tops 1,000 Deaths of Coronavirus – Where is the Apocalypse?
This is mass hysteria and it is the cure that is going to kill you.
Read More »Psycho Freedom: Joe Pesci Rap Song?
Oh, what could have been.
Read More »Giving Heroin to Toddlers
It is an immediate problem.
Read More »WINNING: Evil Jew Racism Hoaxer DIES of EPIC Virus!
See ya later, kike!
Read More »Obama has Been on Twitter Telling the Stupid Goyim Why They Have to be Locked Up
The dumber this hoax gets, the more I agree with Alex Jones.
Read More »Prince Charles has CORONAVIRUS
G O O D
Read More »A Deal is Reached! We’re Getting $1,200!
GIMMIE DAT MONEY!
Read More »Heroic Korean Arrested by Feminist Occupation for Making Sluts Pay the Ultimate Price!
#FreeChoJubin
Read More »40% of American Corona Hospitalizations are Not Old People!
What is different about America???
Read More »Nigga Who You Got Producin Yall’s Morning Report?
These people are sick.
Read More »Trump Approval Rating Matches All-Time High
We're gonna make it after all.
Read More »Governor Cuomo Tells His Stupid Brother That the Sky is Falling
Whine harder, you weird bitch.
Read More »Stupid Little Bitch Greta is Pretending Like She has Corona to Get Attention
Just die already! Dumb bitch!
Read More »New York: Jew Accurately Accused of Spreading Viruses at Toyota Dealership
Jews actually are spreading the virus though.
Read More »Masks Don’t Do Anything, But the US is in Desperate Need of 3.5 Billion of Them from China
Just trust the Jews, goyim. They're God's chosen people.
Read More »Trump Blamed After Boomers Drink Fish Tank Chemicals to Try to Prevent Coronavirus
Come on. This is retarded.
Read More »UK Announces Nationwide Lockdown to be Enforced by Police
We are living in a completely non-functional society, and the first stress-test in decades has shown just how bad things really are.
Read More »“Masks Won’t Help You, Goy”
I think this hoax was foisted on the people because the US Government is protecting its facial recognition cameras.
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