Author: Andrew Anglin
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Memes Today! These Memes are Terrible, But They’re Memes!
This is what we’ve got. It is what it is.
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Same Spooks Who Said in 2016 Russia was Hacking for Trump Now Say Iran Hacking Against Him
A lot of people support Trump because his ear was scratched.
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Orban Says Asia Taking Over, EU Imploding, Endorses Trump
Trump is going to save us from an Asian world order by… fighting endless expensive wars in the Middle East?
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Brandon Says He’s Gonna… Stop the Supreme Court and Change Constitution Against Trump
I thought this nigga resigned?
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Erdogan Says Turkey May “Enter” Israel Like They Entered Karabakh, Libya
Well, this is the biggest story of the day, by a lot.
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Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
I don’t care about elections, but I do care about coins.
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Raw Bros Win Again: Condoms and Lubes Have Mass PFAS
Don’t put them condo or them jellies on your penises, just put it in the hole fresh.
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Room Elephant: Evangelical Christians Described the Antichrist as Getting Shot in Public and Saved by a Miracle
I don’t know if I believe Trump is the antichrist, but the weirdness of what happened lining up with 30-year-old interpretations of the Book of Revelation is worth looking at if only because no one else is. It is definitely an elephant in the room.
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Some Brief Meta Notes on the State of the Stormer
Thank you, everyone.
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FBI Now Says “Getting Shot” and “Getting Hit by Shrapnel” are Really the Same Thing
Hmmm.
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Barack and Big Mike Officially Endorse Kamala
This doesn’t matter.
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Conservatives Whine After FBI Director Says Shrapnel Could Have Caused Trump Ear Scratch
That would make a lot more sense, huh?
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It’s Better to Insert One’s Penis Into a Sofa Than an Indian Pagan Vagina
Don’t vote.
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Boeing has No Plans for Stranded Astronauts to Ever Return to Earth
They’re going to have to ask Russia for help.
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North Carolina: 6/10 39-Year-Old Female High School Teacher Arrested for Sex with Student
If you are against this, you have to be against women in public.