What purpose is this protest intended to serve?
Read More »Global Warming Hoax Artists Complain About Vegetation in the Himalayas
Plants on mountains are the real threat to our democracy.
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The wages of farming in Poland is to be eaten by your own pigs.
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I wonder if he is infected with some kind of alien brain parasite?
Read More »Puerto Rico: More Wasted Supplies from Two Years Ago Found in Old Warehouse
Did you know they are technically a part of America, and their citizens are US citizens?
Read More »Trump Repeals Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Rules on Her Birthday
I don't know who's fattening up who anymore.
Read More »Don’t Go to This Virginia Gun Rally – It is Just Charlottesville All Over Again
Come on guys, don't be retarded.
Read More »Anti-Defamation League Gives Testimony to Congress, Fails to Identify Cause of Anti-Semitism
Why do so many millions of people across the planet dislike Jews? The ADL either does not know or isn't telling.
Read More »Canadians Demand Meghan and Harry Leave Canada
Ouch.
Read More »Defense Department Says Troops Won’t Leave Iraq Despite Popular Vote Demanding It
Sometimes, democracy means not doing what the people vote for.
Read More »Donald Trump Defends Bernie Sanders Against Nancy Pelosi’s Conspiracy Against Him
This isn't inaccurate.
Read More »Virginia: Three More “White Supremacists” Arrested on “Conspiracy” Charges Ahead of Rally
Don't go to this rally, please.
Read More »Trump Hires Lead Instigator of Bill Clinton Impeachment as Own Impeachment Defense Attorney
The absolute showmanship of this man.
Read More »Weinstein Trial: Prosecutors Claim They Need More White Women on the Jury!
He should be prosecuted for all those movies he made - not rape hoaxes.
Read More »Central Americans Living in Mexico Demand Americans Vote for a Democrat So They Can Flood US
This is why we need Bernie Sanders' "socialism in one country" plan.
Read More »Fat Injun Woman Claims TSA Agent Rode Her Around the Airport Like a Horse
How absolutely dare you?
Read More »Netflix Successfully Bullies India Into Executor Violators of Women’s Rights
Is Netflix far right?
Read More »Bernie Beats Biden in National Poll for the First Time
I hope you're ready for communism.
Read More »Eminem Attacked for Joking About Manchester Terrorist Attack in New Track
It must be hard to be Eminem.
Read More »JRR Tolkien’s Son, Legal Protector of the Stories, Dies at 95
Time to for the franchise to go full negro.
Read More »Royal Family was Terrified Meghan Markle Would Publicly Accuse Them All of Racism
Of course she would have.
Read More »CNN’s Brutal War Against Bernie Sanders Leads to Them Proving He is the Most Based Communist
SOCIALISM IN ONE NATION!
Read More »FBI Arrests “White Supremacists” on “Conspiracy” Charges Ahead of Virginia Rally
I don't know what this means.
Read More »Ugh: Yang Sends Out Wife to Talk About Getting Fingered by OB-GYN
Weird campaign strat but okay.
Read More »#Handshakegate: Vile Kike Sarah Silverman Shills for Injun Squaw Liz Against Fantastic Communist Bernie
It is time to #FeelTheBern and #BernTheKikes.
Read More »Virginia Governor Declares State of Emergency Ahead of Gun Rights Rally
It's gonna be like another Charlottesville, oy vey!
Read More »“Chinese Persecution of Christians” is a Distraction and a CIA Hoax
No Chinaman ever made me bake a faggot cake.
Read More »Michigan: State Senator Attacked for Joking That High School Boys Were Going to Gang-Rape Whore Reporter
We have to get these sluts back indoors and we have to do it quickly.
Read More »Unrapable Slag Jess Phillips Says She Nearly Left Labour Because of Corbyn’s Attempt to Bring About a Second Holocaust
Labour is now involved in a serious Jewish cocksucking contest.
Read More »Philly: 5-Year-Old Fancy Boy Does Gay Fundraiser to Save Vermin Koalas
Koalas deserve to DIE.
Read More »Handshakegate Intensifies: Liz Told Bernie He Called Her a Liar as She Called Him a Liar
Well, Liz - someone is lying. And I think it's probably you.
Read More »Following Apple, Samsung Skips Numbers, Calls the S11 the S20
At least the gooks have the excuse that everything they do is a gimmick.
Read More »Breitbart is Full Neocon Now, Does Nothing But Shill for War, Refuses to Mention Trump’s Broken Promises
It's because of the Jews.
Read More »The National Review Labels Ultra Orthodox Jews as “Locusts” Who “Strip All the Resources” Out of Communities
They are a plague of insects, and they deserve to be dealt with as such.
Read More »Shock as Jew Spook Claiming New Russian Hacking has No Evidence for the Claim
He has a "technology platform" that uses "sensors," goy.
Read More »Grumpy Old Wealthy Bitch Liz Refuses to Shake Kindly Old Communist Jew Bernie’s Hand After Heated Debate
Who acts like this? Not normal.
Read More »Third World America: Plane Dumps JET FUEL on Elementary School Children! Melts Steel Jungle Gym!
America is a third world country.
Read More »Russian Government Resigns After Putin Announces Constitutional Changes
Why should there even be a government? Governments were a mistake.
Read More »The Russian Hacker Conspiracy Theory is the Leftist Version of QAnon
Both conspiracy theories are absurd and childish, and demonstrate that the entire concept of democracy is stupid.
Read More »Trump Quadruples Down on Soleimani Assassination, Says All “Bad People” Should be Assassinated by Drones
Wait, so we're now going to go across the entire planet and cleanse the earth of all people deemed "bad" by the US government? Is that actually the plan?
Read More »Supreme Court Refuses “Free the Nipple” and “Telling Your Boyfriend to Kill Himself is Manslaughter” Cases
EVERYONE has a right to advise other people to kill themselves.
Read More »Queen Agrees That Harry and His Ape Should Go Away Forever
Well, that settles it.
Read More »Scandal: Report Says Bernie Sanders Told Liz a Woman Couldn’t Win a Presidential Election
Can Bernie beat Trump tho?
Read More »Star Wars 9 Made Half as Much Money in the US as Star Wars 7
Only the Jews could destroy something so beloved so effectively.
Read More »The Groyper Revolution is Canceled After Nick Fuentes Revealed to be a Catboy and Gay Faggot
It's time to abandon memes and go back to the tried and true methods of Aryan victory.
Read More »Pure Coincidence: Model and Feminist Activist Gigi Hadid Called in for Jury Duty in Harvey Weinstein Trial
Harvey has been lynched.
Read More »Russian Hackers are Trying to Bring Down Heroic Patriot and Legitimate Businessman Hunter Biden!
Basically, it is now officially impossible to leak any information about anything anymore, as the leaks - no matter how legitimate or how damning - will just be dismissed as a Russian conspiracy.
Read More »St. Louis: High Yella Prosecutor Victim of a Good Old Fashioned Racist Conspiracy
Everywhere you look these days you find yet another racist conspiracy.
Read More »Georgia: Man Sentenced to Execution for Murder Demands a Firing Squad!
I can't even really understand why it's a unique request.
Read More »“Jeopardy!” Decides That Bethlehem is Israel Now
Everywhere is Israel now.
Read More »Leftist Outraged That Global Warmers are Classified as Potential Terrorists
You need to be paranoid.
Read More »Labour Group Blames Election Loss on Jewish Conspiracy
What is the claim supporting the idea that Jews don't manipulate British politics?
Read More »Iranian Cops Allegedly Open Fire on Whining Faggot Protesters!
This is probably fake and if it isn't I don't care.
Read More »Has Donald Trump Converted to Islam?
This is certainly the weirdest thing that has happened so far in the 2020s. But we're only 13 days into this decade.
Read More »Why Can’t We Just Have the Japanese Version of This Anime Girlfriend in a Jar?
If you want to experience real love, you must first learn Japanese.
Read More »Secretary of Defense Says There was No Evidence Iran was Planning Attacks
Welp.
Read More »Let’s Talk About Remote Control Vibrator Female Sex Toys, Goy
We are now in the gilded age of full masturbation and zero fertility.
Read More »Iranian Female Olympian Defects from Iran Because No Freedoms
She knows about politics naturally, because she was born with a vagina, the most political of all genitalia.
Read More »Colorado: Individual Described as “A Yellow Sweatshirt” on the Run After Shooting Up a Party
Kids these days.
Read More »Trump’s Weird Aggression Against Iran and Iraq has Been Good for Bernie
I would much prefer a Trump v. Sanders election. Much less boring.
Read More »Instagram Removes Pro-Iran Content, Says They’re Complying with Sanctions
Weird move.
Read More »Tortoise with the Ultimate Sex Drive Bangs All the Shelled Skanks on Galápagos
White people are soon going to be in need of such a hero.
Read More »Texas Opts Out of “Refugee” Program After Trump Executive Order
Even Ilhan Omar is wrong sometimes.
Read More »Vermont Senator Introduces Bill to Outlaw People Under 21 Owning Cellphones
I'm on-board with this.
Read More »WHITE SUPREMACY: No Colored People Will be Allowed in Next Democrat Debate
Democrats are the real racists.
Read More »Iran Admits That They Accidentally Shot Down the Passenger Jet!
Yikes.
Read More »West Says That Iran Accidentally Shot Down Its Own People on Passenger Jet
Weird twist!
Read More »Platinum Mike Perry Calls Michael Jai White a Bitch Ass Nigga
It's not so much a question of "was it okay?" as "was it funny?"
Read More »Chinese Viral Outbreak is a Version of the SARS Race-Specific Bioweapon
There is more or less a zero percent chance that this is not part of a plot against the Chinese.
Read More »Amazing Adventures in Single Motherhood: Mom’s Boyfriend Leaves Baby in Backpack, Baby Dies
Single mothers are the single most saintly group of people on earth.
Read More »Blacks Sue High School Over “Monkey See, Monkey Do” Slideshow of Hate
The reason that it is obvious that it is racist to say anything about black people and monkeys is that black people obviously look like monkeys.
Read More »Democracy: It’s When Fat People Decide Your Life
This experiment has failed and we need to reevaluate.
Read More »ABSOLUTE LEGEND: 93-Year-Old Man Shoots Crooked Landlord!
The cops and the landlords are united against the people.
Read More »5 Easy Things You Can Do to Show Appreciation to Our Nation’s Loggers
Finding unique ways to show appreciation to loggers is your duty as an American.
Read More »Ginger Faggot and His Repulsive Ape Quit Job as British Royals
Hm, didn't realize you could do that.
Read More »Hezbollah Leader Specifically Denounced Killing Any American Civilians
The media just lies because it's all Jews.
Read More »“American” Mercenary Killed in Iraq was Actually an Iraqi Given US Citizenship in 2017
Who cares about this nigger? SRSLY. Not even trying to be mean. Who cares?
Read More »77% of Americans Still Can’t Identify Iran on a Map
That's democracy for ya.
Read More »Trump Gives Bizarre Peace Speech in Place of Expected Bizarre War Speech
Well, that's comforting.
Read More »At Campaign Rally, Liz Warren Does Traditional Indian Tribal Dance
Just try to imagine a serious world leader like Adolf Hitler dancing like that.
Read More »Ukrainian Passenger Jet Crashes Over Iran, 176 Dead
So. This isn't good.
Read More »Austria Swears in Its First Vaginal-Majority Cabinet
Peak vagina will only be reached when we go full vagina, and there is not a penis left in power.
Read More »If War is to Begin, You’re Going to Want to Not Commit Sedition
Be careful.
Read More »Iran Strikes Back with Missile Strikes at US Bases in Iraq – No Casualties
So this is when Trump has to decide to go all in - or not.
Read More »Iran Warns Great Satan That Any Further Attacks Will Result in Attacks on Israel
Iran is trying to be reasonable.
Read More »Yikes: Bibi Netanyahu Distances Himself from Soleimani Assassination
If the Jews are against it, maybe it was a good idea?
Read More »Tulsi Gabbard Goes on Fox News, Shows That She’s the Single Candidate for 2020 That is Against War
There will be no anti-war candidate in the 2020 election.
Read More »60 Minutes Interviews Forensic Pathologist Who Says Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself
Ain't nobody gonna do nuthin.
Read More »US Denies Visa to Allow Iranian Foreign Minister to Speak at the UN
This is a violation of international law.
Read More »Iran: Funeral for Soleimani Breaks Into Stampede, At Least 30 Dead
Is this too some kind of Jewish plot?
Read More »Eulogist for Soleimani Declares an $80 Million Bounty on Trump’s Head
Seems unlikely to happen, but Moslems always go ultra-drama with this stuff.
Read More »Belligerent Orange Man Threatening Iraq with Sanctions After They Told US to Leave
We might as well just do both wars at once.
Read More »Filthy Bitch Sends Nudes to Everyone Who Donates to “Save the Koalas” Australia Fund
Slutting for koalas.
Read More »The New York Times Shares My Bafflement Over Donald Trump’s Plans in the Middle East
I just literally can't even.
Read More »Worse Than Charlottesville? Jews March Against Blacks in New York City
We have to move to shut down this rising hate movement by the Jews by passing laws that classify Judaism as domestic terrorism.
Read More »Death of Three Americans in Africa Proves That This Iran Bullshit is Retarded
Why is Somalian influence in Kenya not a top priority?
Read More »7 Ways to Honor a Logger on Loggers Day
On Loggers Day, we honor our nation's greatest heroes.
Read More »Iranians with American Citizenship Reportedly Being Detained at the US Border
This is really just a waste of time, is it not?
Read More »Netanyahu Promotes Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Theory That Israel is a “Nuclear Power”
I hope that the SPLC is able to get him fired from his job for spreading such dangerous rumors.
Read More »Maryland Man Tries to Murder Flock of Seagulls with His Car
No, not the band.
Read More »Rose McGowan Sides with Iran in This War
You can always expect a potato nigger to go rogue.
Read More »Florida Man Breaks Into Florida Man’s Home to Suck on His Toes
These are the risks of living in the greatest freedom democracy ever on earth.
Read More »“Macho Man” Trump Says He has 52 Sites in Iran He’s Planning to Bomb
"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America
Read More »Iran: Just Like Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson Said, Iranians are Celebrating in the Streets Because of Democracy
When Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson are right, you've got to give them credit.
Read More »Selective Service Website Crashes After Fears of Draft
We have to balance the grave historical injustice that led to only men being drafted.
Read More »Fatphobia Behind Distrust of Mike Pompeo
We should be rallying around the government and signing up for the draft, preparing for a full land invasion of Iraq or Iran or whatever.
Read More »Fox News Publishes Essay from Terrorist Sympathizer Who Says the US Should Leave Iraq
He hates Democracy itself and that is why he loves terrorism.
Read More »Kenya: US Military Attacked, Immediate Need for Invasion of Africa
THE UNITED STATES WILL NOT TOLERATE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Read More »Standard Black People McDonald’s Problems
McDonald's is the real criminal.
Read More »CNN Says Families of Troops are Groaning About Being Sent to Bring Human Rights Democracy to Iraq/Iran/Etc.
Time to buck up, snowflakes.
Read More »Trump Should Have Said He Assassinated Soleimani for the Poor Quality Memes He Posted
We should be fighting Reddit memes - not Iran.
Read More »Real Boomer Energy: Trump Rallies Evangelicals, White and Mexican Alike
Who gives a shit?
Read More »Donald Trump’s Reelection May Hinge on His Ability to Fulfill His Campaign Promise to Start a War with Iran
Does Trump have what it takes to end Iranian influence in Iraq once and for all?
Read More »The True Crimes of Qasem Soleimani (Abridged List)
Learn your history. These are the facts.
Read More »I Don’t Even Know What is Going On, lol
I literally can't even.
Read More »GREAT NEWS: Israel Stands with the United States in Their Terrorist Campaign!
Great ally, I love you.
Read More »Iranian Supreme Leader Appoints New Quds Commander After Disgusting Murder of Qasem Soleimani
The US created a martyr. I hope this is good for the spirit of the Iranian people.
Read More »Trump Follows Up Brutal and Cowardly Assassination with Weird Tweet
Who the hell even knows anymore?
Read More »No, This War Isn’t a Distraction from Impeachment
That is the coldest possible take.
Read More »Joe Biden Declares That American Culture is European and “Not from Some African Nation”
If Joe keeps talking like this, I might just vote for him.
Read More »BOLD MOVE: Trump Just Assassinated Iranian Military Leader in Iraq! Awesome New War Coming!
Well, there you have it...
Read More »Cowardly Democrats Denounce Trump for Starting an Awesome New War in Iraq
COWARDS!
Read More »Breitbart Jews Going Nuts with Support for New War in Iraq!
That's a yikes from me.
Read More »Will Donald Trump’s New Desert Wars be Able to Meet the Expectations of Fans of the Beloved Franchise?
Is Donald Trump going to be able to save the failing franchise of wars by injecting new engaging characters while respecting the original lore beloved by fans?
Read More »Fourth Quarter Presidential Earnings are In! Why is This Legal???
Best freedoms is big time choices.
Read More »British Comedian Makes Joke About Greta Getting Fingered
The reason this is offensive: Greta is a Saint, a religious icon who has transcended the sexual.
Read More »Black Guy Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend During New Year’s “Pop Off” Ceremony
I don't know how you could accidentally shoot your girlfriend during this ceremony.
Read More »Taiwan’s Top Military Commander, Others Killed in Helicopter Crash
But let's be real: helicopter crashes are always suspicious.
Read More »Evangelicals Will Go Away. And Something Good Will Replace Them.
This nightmare will end.
Read More »Report Says Epstein’s Madam was a Mossad Spy and is Currently in Hiding in Israel
I don't think this is anything we didn't already know.
Read More »There is No Point to Beautiful Women
They are tools of the devil.
Read More »Not Satire: Joe Biden Tells Coal Miners to Learn to Code
How is this real life?
Read More »Jew Claims Two Black Women Assaulted Him, Broke His Phone, Pushed Him on the Ground
Black people are really, really mad at the Jews.
Read More »Satanic Pederast Pope Apologizes for Attacking Asian Woman
He should be the one being impeached.
Read More »Hunter Biden Should Have to Pay for This Stripper’s Baby
If I was this stripper, I would be demanding that I get a room in the White House if Joe Biden wins the presidency.
Read More »US Soldiers are Tear-Gassing Iraqis, Last Line of Defense from an Iraqi Invasion of America
We are potentially days away from a full on invasion of America by Iranian-backed Iraqis.
Read More »2020: Welcome to the Future, Faggot
It's a great big world to explore now, faggot.
Read More »GREAT PLAN: Trump Deploying Many More Troops to the Middle East to Fight Helpful Endless War
Why not another 200 years of war in the Middle East?
Read More »Star Wars Fans Upset That Negroid Star Warrior is Planning to “Lay the Pipe” on White Bitch
Somebody's gonna have to lay that pipe.
Read More »Texas Church Shooter was a Drug Addict Mad the Church Wouldn’t Give Him Cash
The only thing that matters is protecting Jews from people who hate them.
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