Author: Andrew Anglin
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FBI Says They Can’t Figure Out Motivation of Trump Shooting Patsy
Just buy the damn Hilux.
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Luke Skywalker Mocks Trump’s “Ludicrously Oversized Ear Bandage”
Is it even covering the wound?
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Bill Ackman Endorses Trump After Ear Shot (Also Elon Musk)
I have argued, very convincingly, that power does not come from voting.
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Zelensky Freakout After Putin Woos India
Can’t someone just say “stop whining, Jew”?
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New Claim: Trump Shooter Spotted on Roof by Local Cops 26 Minutes Before Opening Fire
There is a cold wind that blows nobody good.
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Watch: Jew Bill Maher Mocks “Idiot Conspiracy Theorists” Who Question Trump Shooting
Democrat Jews have never had a problem with conspiracy theories before.
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Trump Wears Ear Bandage at RNC as Republicans Say Divine Intervention Saved Him
Big round of applause for my African American.
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Trump Just Named Uber-Israel Shill JD Vance as VP Pick (“Nikki Haley with a Beard”)
Everyone who is shilling Trump is lying to you.
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A Reader Thinks It’s the Fallout of the Trump Shooting That Matters
The arguments about the details of the event are all academic, aside from one: the CIA does not miss. If the CIA wanted Trump dead, he would be dead.
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Female from Zelensky’s Party Posts Theory That the Ukraine Military is Planning a Coup and Surrender
This is interesting. She probably was not supposed to say this.
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“Assassination Attempt” Guarantees Trump Victory, Infamous Democrat Operative Dick Morris Says
If you’re a healthy male between 17 and 42, I’d advise you to get the hell out of the country or disappear into the woods or something, because there’s a war coming.
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Nigga, Your Boy Back
We always on our job.
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Watch: Jew Mayorkas Says Secret Service Should Not Allow Former Presidents to be Shot
I really appreciate the apology, Jew.
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I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
This fixes the other article. But I’m going to fix it even worse tomorrow.
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The Trump Shooting Means He Wins the Election, And It Means America is Going to War for Israel
We are looking at a worst case scenario here.