Stop trying to destroy the world, you fat bitch.
Read More »Bisexual Nazi Bong Smoker Katie Hill Says She was Considering Suicide After Resigning from Congress
I told you all they would make this bitch into a hero.
Read More »Trump Gives Speech to the Jews, Doesn’t Mention Bibi
Maybe he's planning to chill out?
Read More »North Korea, Not Retarded, Says Denuclearization is Off the Table
Mike Pompeo's fat brain is surrounded in fat.
Read More »Apple Might Call Its Legacy Model the iPhone 9
This is stupid and weird and I hate Apple now.
Read More »Wait, How Many Rapes Were There?
This is stupid.
Read More »Russian Town Overrun with Polar Bears Because of Global Cooling (North Pole is Too Cold)
It must be caused by climate change, somehow. Everything is.
Read More »Australia: Smerff Electrical Chief Put in Jail for 9 Months for Failing to Take Down a Pepe Website!
The media is completely covering up this story.
Read More »Second Woman Accusing Prince Andrew of Having Sex with Her Because Epstein Told Her To
These sluts appear to just be trying to blame a goy and get paid for it.
Read More »Bernie Sanders Says That Under His Communist Regime, You Will Get Fast Internet
We could all certainly use faster internet.
Read More »Two Southern Towns Cancel Christmas Parades After Threats of Antifa Attack
The First Amendment has been abolished.
Read More »Pensacola Shooter was a Saudi Arabian at the Base for Training
That's a shocker.
Read More »Scumbag Musk Wins Defamation Suit After Calling Hero Diver “Pedo Guy”
Elon Musk is a piece of shit, he should be deported and he should be in prison for all of these scams.
Read More »Trump Cancels Plan to Declare Cartels Terrorists After Mexican President Orders Him To
I hate to think the US President is now taking orders from the Mexican President.
Read More »Tales from India: Cosmic Countries and Vegetarian Rapes!
The conservative plan is to replace the American population with Indians. What will this new America look like?
Read More »West Virginia: Cops Punished for Doing Nazi Salutes in Group Photo!
These cops get punished while Miami cops are just allowed to shoot whoever!
Read More »Great News: No Colored People to Appear on Stage in Next Democrat Debate!
It turns out not even Democrats like diversity! Imagine that!
Read More »Hot Stuff Miami: Cops Open Fire on a Crowded Highway, Killing Two Robbers and Two Innocents
Both robbers and cops thought they were playing Grand Theft Auto.
Read More »Pensacola: Two Dead in Second Military Base Shooting of the Week!
They've got to kill something!
Read More »This is the Man Who Stole Your UPS Package
The blacks are at it again!
Read More »George “Zim-Zam” Zimmerman is Suing the Vile Parents of Trayvon Martin
This is hilarious.
Read More »Now Bibi’s Lawyer is Being Indicted for Involvement in His Conspiracies!
Bibi should make a deal and get out.
Read More »Germany: Activists Apologize to the Jews for Using Alleged Holocaust Remains in Anti-German Display
Be careful with the Jews.
Read More »Anal Lunatic Buttigieg Attacked by Other Faggots for Associating with Christians
The whining faggot nature of the faggot race may be their downfall.
Read More »Artistically Designed Steel Slats are Not That Hard to Climb Over
This isn't really a gotcha.
Read More »Pelosi Announces That the House Will Vote to Proceed with Impeachment
I'm so bored.
Read More »I Hope Elon Musk Loses This Libel Lawsuit Brought Against Him by the Thai Cave Hero
Elon deserves to be punished for this.
Read More »Macron Says “Jews are France” After Totally Unsuspicious Grave Desecrations
I always wondered what France was. Now I know.
Read More »It is Important to Start Strength Training in Your Early 20s
New Year's resolutions are stupid. Just do it now.
Read More »Hillary Clinton Goes on Howard Stern, Convinces Many People She is a Normal Human Being
Gossip column suggests this means she's planning on running again.
Read More »Report: Donald Trump Planning to Send 14,000 More Troops to the Middle East
Who knows how actually senile this guy is at this point.
Read More »The Moon Lobby Gets Owen Benjamin Banned from YouTube
It's time for all of us to come together and demand a federal audit of the flat earth before NASA's final plan goes into action.
Read More »Shooting at Pearl Harbor – Three Dead (Including Shooter)
I'm gonna guess it was a brown person.
Read More »Willie Nelson Quits Smoking Pot After 65 Years
The Bible says you're only supposed to live to be 70.
Read More »New Bond Trailer Looks Awesome – Except for the Black Bitch!
Are you ready for another magic negress, goy?
Read More »Trump Cancels NATO Meeting After Two-Faced Faggot Trudeau Caught on a Hot Mic Talking Shit
Well, at least something funny happened.
Read More »It’s the Homosexuals Doing the Homosexualism – Not Christianity
It was an impressive switcheroo, I will tell you that. Perhaps the greatest switcheroo in the entire history of switcheroos.
Read More »Kamala Drops Out! I Don’t Care, But Still!
It's smooth sailing from here on out, boys.
Read More »Now Democrats Want Trump to Voice Support for Islamic Terrorism in China
These people appear to be trying to start a war with China.
Read More »Yang Goes Full Asian Game Show with His Campaign, Sprays Whipped Cream in People’s Mouths on Stage
This looks like it's probably a purposeful attempt to send his campaign out with a bang in a way that satisfies his Asian sense of humor.
Read More »Trump Admits That Pro-Terrorist Anti-China Bill He was Bullied Into Signing Will Harm Trade Negotiations
This is yet another reason why the Jews should be sanctioned and banned.
Read More »Joe Biden Can’t Even Fill a Small Room with Old People
This boomer rampage has gone completely off the rails.
Read More »The Black Widow Trailer Doesn’t Look Bad
The goyim are getting lubed up for virulent diversity in the MCU.
Read More »Amazon Shuts Down Sales of Auschwitz-Related Christmas Decorations
How dare you, my entire family was masturbated to death!
Read More »NYC: Large Black Man Recorded Having Sex on the Subway Platform
HEY TYRONE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
Read More »Trump Defends NATO for Some Reason
He says it has "great purpose."
Read More »Republicans Release Stupid Whining Report About Impeachment
The actual dangerous precedent was the entire Russia hoax.
Read More »Monkeys to be Sterilized by Artificial Intelligence!
FINALLY.
Read More »Jack Merritt: Faggot Who Died in London Bridge Stabbing Deserved It!
You know how it goes with the things you deserve.
Read More »High Yella Chicago Mayor Fires Police Chief for Being Too Black
He black.
Read More »Mikhail Gorbachev Goes on CNN to Speak Out AGAINST Nuclear War!
Why on earth would someone be AGAINST nuclear war?
Read More »Cigar-Shaped UFOs on the Rise Across America!
I just want to make it clear that I have no idea what these are.
Read More »Tom Brady has a Responsibility to the People and He Should Have Retired Last Year
Tom Brady is a symbol of America, and watching him be disgraced hurts America.
Read More »Sloppy Fat UN Chief Warns That His Super-Heated Farts are Going to Put Us All on the Highway to Hell
I just can't hardly even take it anymore.
Read More »New Orleans: 10 Shot in Black Mass Shooting (As Opposed to a Normal Mass Shooting)
The police are of course "searching for a motive."
Read More »Obama’s “Outdated Legacy” is Hurting Joe Biden with Younger Voters and Progressives
This is like falling through a time portal.
Read More »Hong Kong Terrorists Hold Up a Meme of Donald Trump as Rocky
No aspect of this revolution is organic, it is all part of a plan, and sucking Trump into it is part of that plan.
Read More »Ad Expert: Global Warmers/Climate Changers Should Rebrand Again
The house is literally on fire, goyim. It's time for taxes, immigration and eating bugs.
Read More »No Malarky: Joe Biden Sucks Wife’s Finger on Iowa Campaign Stop
Okay, weird.
Read More »Texas: Teacher Fired for Tweeting to Donald Trump About Illegal Immigrants at Her School is Reinstated
She never should have been fired in the first place.
Read More »Japan: Department Store Under Fire for Offering Women Badges to Wear Denoting That They’re Menstruating
I think it's a nice gesture.
Read More »Poll: Trump More Popular with Republicans Than “Negro Respecter” Lincoln
The question is basically "do you prefer Donald Trump's tweets to black people being freed from slavery?"
Read More »US Ambassador Insults Christian Nation of Zambia for Locking Up Evil Faggots
The face of moral authority.
Read More »Apparently You Can’t Dislike Oprah Under Any Circumstances
Kid Rock is a racist?
Read More »America: Somalian Women Fight Over a Vacuum Cleaner While Black Guy Laughs!
Maybe if we just look at life as a big joke, we'll all feel better about all of this.
Read More »Black Friday Shooting: Don’t Never Cross No Nigga on He Way to Deals
The funniest thing about these constant violent black crimes is how good they are at evading the police afterward.
Read More »London Bridge Terrorist Stopped by Man with Narwhal Tusk!
This is funny.
Read More »Tel Aviv: Louis C.K. Packs a Basketball Arena After Being a Disgraced Masturbator
Jews are sexually very weird.
Read More »Donald Trump to Steal Food Stamps from Innocent Black Freeloaders
Yes.
Read More »Black Friday Shopping Center Stabbing at The Hague
This was a particular bloody discount shopping day.
Read More »NYT and WaPo Both Declare Mommy Kamala is Doomed
So I guess Liz is the presumed nominee already?
Read More »Global Warming Hoaxers are Going to Get What They Deserve
It is incredible to watch the mob demand the opposite of what they're asking for.
Read More »London Bridge: Vibrant Individual Shot Dead After Mass Stabbing
A vibrant cultural tradition of ye merry old England.
Read More »Hilarious Japanese Troll Put on Trial in Utah for “X-Treme Cyberstalking”
Oh boy. Prosecuted for internet.
Read More »“Free Solo” Retard Falls Off a Cliff, Dies
We need to seriously reconsider the core concept of giving women complete control over mate selection.
Read More »US Birthrate Falls for Fourth Consecutive Year
It's all so tiresome.
Read More »Iran Says the CIA Started the Riots
Who else would do it?
Read More »Unhinged European Whackjobs Fear “Climate Change” More Than Terrorism and Mass Immigration
We are living in an insane asylum.
Read More »Donald Trump Surprises Afghanistan for Thanksgiving, Lies About Being in Control of the US Military
He does not make policies, this man.
Read More »Maybe Americans Should Start Rioting and Waving Chinese Flags?
I just can't even at this point.
Read More »Colored Gentleman Strangles Rude Bitch Who Wouldn’t Talk to Him
Niggas don't play dat out der.
Read More »I’m Thankful for You, Reader
Always remember the good things, always be thankful for these things.
Read More »Iraqis Burn Down Iranian Consulate for Some Reason
The number one question every American should be asking is this: "Why do I care about these people and their issues?"
Read More »Please be the Reptoids, Please be the Reptoids, Please be the Reptoids…
I am ready.
Read More »Blacks Attack Jewish Teens in Brooklyn – Facebook Posts Responsible?
It's time to shut the internet down for good, in order to protect Jews from niggers!
Read More »NYC: Pack of Democrats Beat Up Actress and Her Friend, Call Them “Dirty White Bitches”
This is the fault of Republicans for not doing more minority outreach.
Read More »Trump Signs Bill Supporting Terrorist Revolution in China
America is democracy heroes.
Read More »Human Logs: 106-Year-Old Con Artist Claims Nazis Used Burning Corpses to Fuel the Water Heater
Oh boy.
Read More »Canada’s Largest Newspaper Threatens That Catholic Schools Will Lose Funding If They Don’t Teach Children Anal
It's the privacy of their own home, goy.
Read More »Manly Advice: Do Not Spend the Holidays Trying to Redpill Your Family! Don’t Even Mention Politics!
This is the best advice anyone will ever give you.
Read More »CDC Releases Another Report Showing That Vitamin E in Marijuana Vapes was Responsible for Illnesses and Deaths
This is simply another instance of DRUGS killing people in America.
Read More »I Like That Trump is Talking About Bombing Mexico, Even Though He Won’t Ever Do It
We definitely, obviously should bomb Mexico.
Read More »Poll Shows Homosexual Buttigieg Beating Warren for Second Place
This demonstrates the power that these homosexuals have over our institutions.
Read More »More Proof Emerges That Syrian Gas Hoax Didn’t Even Happen, Tucker Carlson is the Only One Reporting It
Of course, it's all just whistling in the wind.
Read More »Jesse Lee Peterson CRUSHES Israeli Jew Turning Point USA Shill
Jew was overconfident, and he got all tripped up when he got hit up by the hard-r Groyper Jesse Lee.
Read More »Tucker Says He’s Rooting for Russia in the Ukraine Conflict, Yids Flip Lids
How dare you?
Read More »Jewish Saboteur Jared Kushner Now in Charge of Building the Wall
From what I've seen, Jews are very good at building walls.
Read More »Crisis Actor Dog Conan Gets “Hero’s Welcome” at the White House
This is all a 100% true story, and accurate.
Read More »Racist Cinemas Banning Showing of British Gangster Film After Machete Gang Attack, Other Incidents
Racism is everywhere these days.
Read More »UK: Chief Rabbi is Out Campaigning Against Labour
The Jews are in a bit of a pickle with the whole Islamization thing.
Read More »With Salvini Out, Italy Begins Allowing Migrant Ships to Dock Again
I would guess that the Italian people are missing Salvini right about now.
Read More »India Goes Anal with Sodomite Pride Parade
Now, they just need to start having sex with children, and democracy will be closer than ever.
Read More »Soyfaced America-Hating Psychopath Matt Gaetz Says “OK, Boomer” to Kellyanne as He Fights to Get Children High
As we saw when he attacked Nicholas J. Fuentes in defense of the traitor Charlie Kirk, Matt Gaetz hates America.
Read More »Sloppy ZOG Hypocrites Attack Iran for Imprisoning Journalist While Demanding Extradition of Julian Assange
These people have no shame.
Read More »Weird Bisexual Divorcee Disgraced Congressperson Katie Hill Alleges Right-Wing Conspiracy Against Her
If the lack of shame shocks you, you are a sweet summer child.
Read More »British Tabloid Says Epstein’s Mossad Madam Preparing to Come Out of Hiding
I believe a source said it.
Read More »Shock as Chinese CIA Agent “Betrays America” to Home Country of China
But is he actually a traitor if he was serving his own country?
Read More »Romania: Ship with 14,000 Sheep Aboard Capsizes!
It was Moslems steering the thing...
Read More »Geriatric Jew Billionaire Bloomberg Announces Candidacy for President
I simply cannot explain to you how bored I am right now.
Read More »Sweatless Prince’s Ex-Wife and Daughter Set Up the Trainwreck Interview
This was the biggest news story in decades and it's turned into a "peasants throwing rotten fruit at a disgraced moron" event.
Read More »Tesla Stock Plummets 6% After Elon Musk Breaks Windows Out of Cybertruck on Stage
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
Read More »Rudy Giuliani Attacks Fox News Bastard, Says Niggas Tryin to Put He Ass in Da Groun
I’ve seen some good boomer interviews in my time.
Read More »Birmingham: Cinema Stormed by Machete Gang! 100 Man Brawl!
We need more money for them programs.
Read More »Michelle Malkin Defends Groypers Again, Says It’s the Kids That are Brave, Not Her
She is not backing down.
Read More »BASED Jew Dave Smith Takes Down KIKE Jew Ben Shapiro
lol @ a Jew being honest.
Read More »London Tube: Traitor Haji Female Defends Evil Kike from Heroic Nigger
"Diversity is our greatest strength" is such a fundamentally ridiculous lie that it leaves people thunderstruck.
Read More »True Conservatism is Coming for Your Butthole, Lad
So my advice to you is to start conserving some lube.
Read More »Fake “Pope” Demands End to Nuclear Weapons
We actually should have a nuclear war.
Read More »Global Shock as Jews Beating Up the Drums of War Against Iran Again
It is worth noting that certain people are preparing for a certain narrative.
Read More »Half-Retard Prince Kicked Out of Buckingham Palace for Banging Underage Sluts and Lying About Sweat Glands
Who gives a shit?
Read More »Mexican Smugglers Cut Truck-Sized Hole Through Artistically Designed Steel Slats, Drive Through It
I specifically requested the opposite of this.
Read More »So About This New $1,000 Half-Life Game…
Wait, how much is it?
Read More »Sleazy Canadian Shitscum Stefan Molyneux Testing Out the Waters of Milking Vegans
We will not be fooled again by this trickster. I can tell you that.
Read More »Republicans Enrich Oklahoma by Releasing Criminals on the Streets, Crime Skyrockets
They are creating a state of chaos and fear for the goyim.
Read More »US Sanctions Iranian Official Over Country’s Internet Censorship
Oh this is rich.
Read More »Dead Nigger Storage: Dallas Man Discovered in Apartment had Been Dead for Three Years
Yikes.
Read More »We are All Incels Now (There is No Such Thing as a Volcel)
We are all in this together.
Read More »Let Me Count Up the Tears I Have for These Whores That Fucked Kike Epstein
Cry me a river, you cunt.
Read More »Enterprising Modder Fixes Black Character in Pokemon Sword and Shield
Oh thank God.
Read More »Cybertruck: Elon Musk Introduces Picasso El Camino, Breaks Windows on Stage
lol what is happening?
Read More »Jew Groyper Finds Clip Proving Nick Fuentes Loves the Jews
Well, I think we can put this whole "Nick Fuentes is an anti-Semite" thing to rest.
Read More »Jew Lawyers for Jew Epstein’s Victims Demand Sweatless Prince Talk to the FBI
It's all a gigantic farce.
Read More »Cocksucking Faggot Shep Smith Gives Speech About Threats to Press Freedom
Orange Man said a mean thing.
Read More »Bibi Netanyahu Indicted
You put all of these Jews in the same place and they start acting like black people in prison.
Read More »But Why are You Allowed to Make “Holocaust Denial” Jokes on Netflix Tho?
We're told Nick's Cookie Monster bit is pure evil. But Norm MacDonald made basically the exact same joke - actually more extreme - on Netflix.
Read More »Matteo Salvini Just Followed Nick Fuentes on Twitter
I think it is fair to say "It's Happening."
Read More »Prince Andrew Resigns (?) After Bizarre Disaster Interview
This has got to be the weirdest friggin' thing.
Read More »GROYPED: Michael Knowles Cancels OSU Event! YAF in Full Retreat!
Run, faggots!
Read More »Michelle Malkin is MY MOMMY and How Dare You Talk to Her!
Continue doing what is right, continue to follow God, and victory will be ours.
Read More »Sweden Screws Assange by Dropping Rape Charges – Extradition to the US Now Inevitable
This is very bad.
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