He has a "technology platform" that uses "sensors," goy.

Who acts like this? Not normal.

America is a third world country. 

Why should there even be a government? Governments were a mistake.

Both conspiracy theories are absurd and childish, and demonstrate that the entire concept of democracy is stupid.

Wait, so we're now going to go across the entire planet and cleanse the earth of all people deemed "bad" by the US government? Is that actually the plan?

EVERYONE has a right to advise other people to kill themselves.

Well, that settles it.

Can Bernie beat Trump tho?

Only the Jews could destroy something so beloved so effectively.

It's time to abandon memes and go back to the tried and true methods of Aryan victory.

Harvey has been lynched.

Basically, it is now officially impossible to leak any information about anything anymore, as the leaks - no matter how legitimate or how damning - will just be dismissed as a Russian conspiracy.

Everywhere you look these days you find yet another racist conspiracy. 

I can't even really understand why it's a unique request.

Everywhere is Israel now.

You need to be paranoid. 

What is the claim supporting the idea that Jews don't manipulate British politics?

This is probably fake and if it isn't I don't care.

This is certainly the weirdest thing that has happened so far in the 2020s. But we're only 13 days into this decade. 

If you want to experience real love, you must first learn Japanese.

Welp.

We are now in the gilded age of full masturbation and zero fertility. 

She knows about politics naturally, because she was born with a vagina, the most political of all genitalia.

Kids these days. 

I would much prefer a Trump v. Sanders election. Much less boring.

Weird move.

White people are soon going to be in need of such a hero.

Even Ilhan Omar is wrong sometimes.

I'm on-board with this. 

Democrats are the real racists.

Yikes.

Weird twist!

It's not so much a question of "was it okay?" as "was it funny?" 

There is more or less a zero percent chance that this is not part of a plot against the Chinese. 

Single mothers are the single most saintly group of people on earth.

The reason that it is obvious that it is racist to say anything about black people and monkeys is that black people obviously look like monkeys.

This experiment has failed and we need to reevaluate.

The cops and the landlords are united against the people. 

Finding unique ways to show appreciation to loggers is your duty as an American.

Hm, didn't realize you could do that.

The media just lies because it's all Jews.

Who cares about this nigger? SRSLY. Not even trying to be mean. Who cares?

That's democracy for ya.

Well, that's comforting.

Just try to imagine a serious world leader like Adolf Hitler dancing like that. 

So. This isn't good.

Peak vagina will only be reached when we go full vagina, and there is not a penis left in power. 

Be careful.

So this is when Trump has to decide to go all in - or not. 

Iran is trying to be reasonable.

If the Jews are against it, maybe it was a good idea?

There will be no anti-war candidate in the 2020 election. 

Ain't nobody gonna do nuthin.

This is a violation of international law.

Is this too some kind of Jewish plot? 

Seems unlikely to happen, but Moslems always go ultra-drama with this stuff.

We might as well just do both wars at once.

Slutting for koalas.

I just literally can't even.

We have to move to shut down this rising hate movement by the Jews by passing laws that classify Judaism as domestic terrorism. 

Why is Somalian influence in Kenya not a top priority?

On Loggers Day, we honor our nation's greatest heroes.

This is really just a waste of time, is it not?

I hope that the SPLC is able to get him fired from his job for spreading such dangerous rumors. 

No, not the band.

You can always expect a potato nigger to go rogue. 

These are the risks of living in the greatest freedom democracy ever on earth.

"Macho, macho man - I've got to be a macho!" -Donald J. Trump, President of America

When Ari Fleischer and Paul Joseph Watson are right, you've got to give them credit.

We have to balance the grave historical injustice that led to only men being drafted. 

We should be rallying around the government and signing up for the draft, preparing for a full land invasion of Iraq or Iran or whatever.

He hates Democracy itself and that is why he loves terrorism.

THE UNITED STATES WILL NOT TOLERATE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH! 

McDonald's is the real criminal.

Time to buck up, snowflakes.

We should be fighting Reddit memes - not Iran.

Who gives a shit?

Does Trump have what it takes to end Iranian influence in Iraq once and for all?

Learn your history. These are the facts. 

I literally can't even.

Great ally, I love you. 

The US created a martyr. I hope this is good for the spirit of the Iranian people.

Who the hell even knows anymore? 

That is the coldest possible take.

If Joe keeps talking like this, I might just vote for him.

Well, there you have it...

COWARDS!

That's a yikes from me.

Is Donald Trump going to be able to save the failing franchise of wars by injecting new engaging characters while respecting the original lore beloved by fans?

Best freedoms is big time choices.

The reason this is offensive: Greta is a Saint, a religious icon who has transcended the sexual.

I don't know how you could accidentally shoot your girlfriend during this ceremony. 

But let's be real: helicopter crashes are always suspicious. 

This nightmare will end.

I don't think this is anything we didn't already know.

They are tools of the devil.

How is this real life?

Black people are really, really mad at the Jews. 

He should be the one being impeached. 

If I was this stripper, I would be demanding that I get a room in the White House if Joe Biden wins the presidency. 

We are potentially days away from a full on invasion of America by Iranian-backed Iraqis.

It's a great big world to explore now, faggot.

Why not another 200 years of war in the Middle East?

Somebody's gonna have to lay that pipe.

The only thing that matters is protecting Jews from people who hate them. 

I hope this woman presses assault charges against this evil, evil man. 

There are a lot of reasons, in fact.

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We have to RESIST.

Who cares?

You cannot trust the cops.

Al Sharpton is your standard race traitor.

The 1960s really were just a gigantic Jew-fest, with these people running around Jewing up everything like mad. 

Typical story of a black turned evil by the internet.

Of course he's white. Only white people shoot up their own churches.

All of these narratives we get fed by the Jewish press are so stupid that it is impossible to rank them in terms of how stupid they are.

We probably need more Doom Yang memes.

It's looking like the summer of 2020 is going to get HOT HOT HOT.

Now you see what our brave boys in uniform are fighting for. 

Something is going to have to give.

I could have sworn that this guy died, and they had some big fanfare around his funeral. 

I'm hearing peeps tho.

We need to be aware of the way TV tropes have invaded our psyches. 

I for one welcome our incoming UFO Israelite Negro overlords. 

I'm bored and this article is stupid. Don't read it.

I think we should rename it "Black Israelite Pyramid Energy Highway." 

This is worse than telling you to take it up the ass. 

Maybe they should leave America?

This seems distasteful.

Finally, we have proof.

Being appealing to women has nothing to do with being masculine.

Children are the future and they must be protected. And there is no place where they are less safe than in the care of women.

Evangelicals will continue to poison America for whatever time they have left. 

Colonizing Mexico is a hard mission.

Yeah so here's this.

As we remember that America used to be more normal, we can remember Imus. 

This case is a very bad sign of things to come. 

This is what it's like to be young and black in Somalia.

This is what it's like to be young and black in America.