Mandatory glass bottles and cotton bags would be a good first step.
Read More »California: CDC “Confirms” First Bird Flu Case in a Child
They've been killing millions of chickens allegedly "infected" and counting them as bird flu deaths.
Read More »Texas Education Board Approves Bible-Based Curriculum for Elementary Schools
The Jews are already whining about this.
Read More »Jews Whining After Anti-Genocide Protesters Crash Jewish Event at Columbia University
If the Jews don't like criticism, they can go study at an Israeli college instead.
Read More »Senate Rejects Bernie Sanders’ Attempt to Block Arms “Sales” to Israel
Israel needs to protect itself from the terrorist toddlers.
Read More »UN Calls Gaza “A Graveyard for Children”
Yeah, we know, bro.
Read More »NYC: Sprinting Lunatic Slashes Tourist in the Face in Apparent Random and Unprovoked Attack
This guy isn't even black.
Read More »US State Department Allegedly “Incredibly” Concerned About Russia’s “Hybrid Warfare”
What?
Read More »Romanian Court Implies Case Against Andrew Tate is a Big Hoax, Wants Real Evidence of Crimes
The Tate brothers should be compensated for the ordeal.
Read More »NYC: Homeless Man Goes on Stabbing Rampage, Kills 3
The homeless are ticking time bombs.
Read More »Germany to Deliver 4,000 AI-Controlled Suicide Drones to the Ukraine
The Ukraine will most likely just target random civilians with these drones.
Read More »One True Korea Embraces “New Cold War” as Leader Calls for Limitless Expansion of Nuclear Program
North Koreans are serious about protecting their heterosexual lifestyle.
Read More »Arabs Who Voted for Trump Now Concerned Over His Pro-Israel “Dream Team” Cabinet Picks
What did these people expect? Trump was incredibly explicit about his support for Israel.
Read More »Faggot Starmer to Meet with Emperor Xi for Supposedly Benevolent Reasons
China is the wealthiest country in the world and in all likelihood the most "powerful" in a general sense.
Read More »Germany’s Scholz Talks to Putin for the First Time in Almost Two Years
Zelensky already published a video whining about it.
Read More »Hezbollah Attacks Israel’s Defense Ministry’s Headquarters with Suicide Drones!
Bibi is obviously planning for Trump to come in and bail him out. That was the entire plan here.
Read More »Jews Whine After African Podcaster Says Hitler was Right About Them
The video had almost 10 million views before being taken down.
Read More »US Government Employees Have Been Injured by UFOs, Former DoD Official Tells Congress
They're keeping the alien hoax on the back burner.
Read More »95 Million Americans Could be Drinking Water Contaminated with Toxic Chemicals, Study Finds
It's no wonder everyone looks like a mutant.
Read More »China’s Xi to Visit Peru and Brazil to Strengthen Multipolar World, Promote Cooperation
China offers economic prosperity without asking for social changes.
Read More »Russia Vows Response to American Missile Base in Poland
Are Polish people willing to die in the name of gay anal, like the hohols?
Read More »Michigan: Parishioners Protest Catholic Church Firing of Music Director Over So-Called “Anal Marriage”
America is a degenerate nation.
Read More »Mattel Allegedly “Regrets” Printing Link to Porn Site on Barbie Doll Packaging
It could be an accident, but the guy who runs Mattel is an Israeli Jew.
Read More »North Korea Ratifies Strategic Partnership Treaty with Russia
Russia is forming the best possible alliances.
Read More »Homeless Scum Likely to Have Ignited Weekend Fire in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park
Homeless people aren't going to rehabilitate themselves.
Read More »LA: “Charities” Giving Junkies Free Crack Pipes
This isn't how you fix the drug crisis.
Read More »Jews Kill 7 Civilians and Injure at Least 20 Others in Airstrike in Syria
The Jews are regularly bombing civilians in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, and Syria.
Read More »Australia Proposes Banning Social Media for Kids Under 16 Regardless of Parental Consent
You'd need to do a lot more than simply ban teenagers from the internet to fix these problems.
Read More »CDC Wants to “Treat” Asymptomatic Bird Flu, Expand Testing to Catch Alleged Symptomless Cases
One of the symptoms is having no symptoms.
Read More »Israel Signs $5.2 Billion Deal with Boeing for 25 Next-Generation F-15s (Free from US Taxpayer)
The agreement was part of a broader US aid package.
Read More »Trump Says God Saved Him from Alleged Assassination Attempt for a Reason
SHIT SUBHEADING REMOVED AGAIN.
Read More »Watch: Tucker Carlson Claims He was Attacked by Demons Who Created Nukes
SHIT TIER SUBHEADING REMOVED BY EDITOR. THIS BOX IS NOT FOR EDITORIALIZATION.
Read More »Israel Formally Notifies UN of Relief Agency Ban
Elvis Dunderhoff's subheadings are fucking garbage, holy shit.
Read More »Texas: Pregnant 21-Year-Old Face Tattoo White Woman Tries to Sell Baby on Facebook
I don't really see how this is much different from the adoption system.
Read More »Jews Attack UN Aid Agency Offices in the West Bank Using Bulldozers
Jews are at war with the UN.
Read More »Idaho: Regional Health Department Bans Coronavirus Vax Over Safety Concerns
It took them long enough.
Read More »Democrats Preparing Massive Social Media Response in Case Trump Declares Victory “Prematurely”
Elections aren't real. Democracy is an elaborate ruse to gaslight the masses.
Read More »Witches Gathering in Salem for Halloween Ceremony Honor Stormy Daniels
These witches should try casting a spell to become less repulsive.
Read More »UN Chief Calls on World to Act to Prevent “Ethnic Cleansing” of Gaza
Better late than never.
Read More »Fedgov Claims It’s Only Aware of 500 Incidents of American Weapons Killing Civilians in Gaza
America is letting the genocide happen.
Read More »US Warns Israel Military Aid May be Restricted After Jews Ban UN Aid Agency
If US stopped sending aid, Israel would listen.
Read More »State Department Calls Israeli Strike That Killed at Least 93 in Gaza “Horrifying”
The US could stop the slaughter in a day.
Read More »Israeli Parliament Bans UN Aid Agency from Country, Declares Them Terrorists
The Jews want to stop all aid from getting into Gaza.
Read More »Russia Frustrates New Hohol Attempt at Cross-Border Attack
It looks like the Ukraine just wants to kill off whatever remains of its population.
Read More »Alleged Chinese Hackers Allegedly Access Audio from Trump Campaign Adviser’s Calls
These are baseless claims.
Read More »Archbishop Vigano Says Kamala Obeys Satan, Urges Americans to Vote for Trump
Trump supports abortion and the genocide of Palestinians, just like Kamala.
Read More »Air Force to Comply with EPA’s Order to Clean Up Toxic Chemicals from Arizona Water
Most of the things ruining the water aren't even banned.
Read More »130 Israeli Reservists Refuse to Go Back to Service Until a Ceasefire Deal is Reached
Jews are getting demoralized.
Read More »Zelensky Urges West to Respond to North Korea’s Involvement in Kursk Region
There remains no actual proof that there are Korean forces going to the Ukraine war.
Read More »Texas Sues US Government Over Illegal Migrant Voting Allegations
Republicans actually want these migrants to vote, as long as they do it legally.
Read More »UCLA’s Antisemitism Task Force Says Anti-Genocide Protesters Were Mean to Jews
The Jews cry out in pain as they bomb toddlers.
Read More »Jews Kill 11-Year-Old Palestinian Kid in the West Bank for Throwing a Rock in Anger
The Jews have no respect for human life.
Read More »Shocking Moment Jews Destroy Residential Building in Beirut Caught on Camera
The Jews don't even bother explaining why they destroyed the building.
Read More »Blackness Reparations Initiatives Stall Across America, But Niggas Undeterred
America was built on cotton.
Read More »Leak of Israel’s Attack Plans Shows US Being Kept in the Dark
America is Israel's golem.
Read More »Jews Still Using Palestinian Civilians as Human Shields in Violation of Geneva Conventions
The so-called "international community" isn't doing anything about it.
Read More »Blinken Visits Israel in Alleged Attempt to Revive Ceasefire Deal After Sinwar’s Death
Everyone knows Netanyahu doesn't want a ceasefire.
Read More »Infertile Korea Tells Russia to Withdraw Virile Korea’s Troops from the Ukraine’s Battlefield or Else
If there are DPRK troops headed to the Ukraine, what business is that of the South Korean rebels?
Read More »Israel Claims Hezbollah Base Under Hospital in Beirut
The Jews already destroyed every hospital in Gaza, now they want to do the same in Lebanon.
Read More »US Navy Says Two Killed in Fighter-Jet Crash Were Female Pilots
Women are a liability.
Read More »Kids Being Pushed Out of Schools by Migrants in Small Indiana Town
The migrants don't even speak English.
Read More »Lebanon: Jews Destroy UN Peacekeeper Observation Tower with Bulldozer
Straight out of the Tel Aviv playbook.
Read More »32 Countries to Attend Russia’s Massively Successful BRICS Meeting
Putin's heterosexual alliance is stronger than ever.
Read More »Musk to Give $1 Million Each Day to Someone Who Signs Petition Supporting First and Second Amendments
Hey, yeah - turn it into a lottery system.
Read More »Mexican Standoff Gone Wrong: Two Latinx White Knights Executed for Trying to “Protect” Slut from Her Boyfriend
White knights get what they deserve.
Read More »Kentucky: “Brain Dead” Man Wakes Up During Organ Harvesting
People should remove their names from the organ donation registry.
Read More »Russia Moving to Criminalize Propaganda Discouraging People from Having Children
Burn it all down, My Czar.
Read More »US Joins Infertile Korea in War Against Teenagers Making Deepfake Porn
This is all ridiculous.
Read More »Zelensky Offers to Replace US Soldiers in Europe with Hohols in Exchange for NATO Membership
An army of hookers would be a much more enticing proposition.
Read More »Ohio: Two Martin Looter Kang Joggers and Cunt Accomplice Steal 100 Right Shoes
You see a nigga walking around with one shoe, you know.
Read More »Watch: Trump Says Republicans are the Party of Fertilizing Old Women
This encourages the worst behavior by women.
Read More »US Threatens to Stop Sending Military Aid to Israel Unless “Humanitarian Situation” Improves
Yeah, right.
Read More »Watch: Black Mental Health Specialist Attacks Cop with Knife, Gets Shot to Death
Face got stabbed, damn.
Read More »UK Sanctions 7 Jew Groups Supporting West Bank Settlers But Refuses to Target Ministers
Sanctions not targeting the Israeli government are meaningless.
Read More »Arab American PAC Refuses to “Choose Lesser Evil,” Rejects Both Trump and Harris
Voting is a diabolic ritual.
Read More »NATO Nuclear Drills Escalate Tensions With Russia, Kremlin Says
The Anal Empire continues to encroach upon heterosexual nations.
Read More »Shocked Mother Finds Antisemitic Book Depicting Jesus Kicking a Jew at Brooklyn Library
We're witnessing the dawn of a new antisemitic age.
Read More »Jews Attack UN Peacekeepers Again, Spain Calls for West to Stop Sending Weapons to Israel
Israel is investigating the incident. Don't worry, goy.
Read More »Gulf States Ask America to Stop Jews from Attacking Iran’s Oil Sites, Say Israel Can’t Fly Over Their Airspace
Will the Jews start bombing them too?
Read More »Jews Charged in NYC Synagogue Tunnel Case Would Rather Go to Prison Than Face Ban from Temple
No one is even mentioning the bloodied mattress.
Read More »The Science Now Blaming “Coronavirus” for Increase in Heart Attacks and Strokes
It's the vax.
Read More »Israel Strikes Car Manufacturing Plant and Other Industrial Sites in Syria
The Jews are at war with the entire planet.
Read More »Brazil Lifts Ban on Twitter After Elon Musk’s Unconditional Surrender
You ain't no Mario, bruv.
Read More »European Leaders Reaffirm Support for Two-State Solution, Call for Immediate Ceasefire
Good luck, goofballs.
Read More »Boomers Living Longer Than Previous Generations But in Worse Health, Researchers Find
Time to move on, boomers.
Read More »One True Korea to Become a Military Superpower and Defend International Justice with Russia
Heterosexual countries have to stick together.
Read More »Ohio: 17-Year-Old Girl Admits to Cutting Off Tanker That Spilled Toxic Chemical and Killed 5
Women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Read More »Lebanon: At Least 3 Hospitals Closed Due to Jew Attacks
Israel isn't even trying to make up excuses for the attacks on hospitals and healthcare workers.
Read More »Georgia: Feds Investigating Latest Toxic Chemical Disaster Affecting Hundreds of Thousands
Some people are saying it's killed their bees.
Read More »Meta Announces New AI Tool to Generate Realistic Video and Audio Depicting Real People
Everything should be assumed to be a deepfake.
Read More »Anal Empire Bombs 15 Sites in Yemen
The Houthis are not backing down.
Read More »California Announces Human Cases of Bird Flu, Says Dairy Still Safe to Consume for Now
Virus hoaxes are incredibly effective at getting people to comply with unhinged propositions.
Read More »Mexico: Cops Arrest Soldiers for Shooting at Migrant Truck as Jew President Sides with Invaders
Enjoy your Jews, Mexico.
Read More »Illegal Northern Border Crossings Increase 50-Fold During Biden-Harris Regime
Migrants from these recent waves aren't even looking for jobs.
Read More »Mexico’s First Jewish Cunt President Announces Dawn of the Cunt Age
How many Jewish tricks are Mexicans willing to tolerate?
Read More »Judge Sentences 81-Year-Old Montana Man to Six Months for Cloning Giant Sheep
The judge wants to deter people from trying to “change the genetic makeup of the creatures” on the Earth.
Read More »California Sues Catholic Hospital to Force Staff to Perform Abortions
Women expecting abortions should simply go elsewhere.
Read More »Xi Reiterates Reunification Pledge After US Announces $567 Million in Lube, Poppers, And PrEP to be Delivered to Gay Island
"Blood is thicker than water."
Read More »NY’s Proposed Referendum Aimed at Abortion Rights Could Also Let Illegal Migrants Vote
Democracy isn't real and votes don't matter.
Read More »UK Government Told Cops and Prosecutors to Crack Down on People Protesting Israeli Arms Factory
Western governments exist to protect Jewish interests.
Read More »Jews Say BBC is Hostile to Jews Because Broadcaster Shows Too Much of Gaza Genocide
The BBC is far from antisemitic.
Read More »Musk Wins Dismissal of Lawsuit Accusing Tesla of Misleading Public About Self-Driving Tech
Full self-driving is indisputably misleading.
Read More »Dark Figure Breaks Into Sleeping Woman’s NYC Apartment, Wakes Her Up for a Quick Rape
Sometimes, the diversity comes straight into your room at night and enriches you with vibrancy.
Read More »Jews Bombing Apartment Buildings in Central Beirut
The Jews are just exercising their Pile of Shoes-given right to self-defense.
Read More »Georgia: Some Residents Flee After BioLab Fire Starts Spreading Toxic Chemical Smoke
Are we actually sure Israel isn't bombing Georgia?
Read More »FEMA Blames Climate Change for Hurricane Helene’s Historic Flooding
Man-made climate change is a hoax.
Read More »Official Numbers (Fake): 662,566 Illegal Migrants Have Criminal Histories, 15K are Accused of Murder
Democracy needs these criminals.
Read More »More Than 3,600 Different Chemicals Used in Food Packaging Found in Humans
Just use glass containers.
Read More »Pigs Claim Queens DA Employee Planned to Bomb Migrant Shelter Using Firecrackers
People are tired of these migrant shelters popping up everywhere.
Read More »Infertile Korea Passes Bill to Criminalize Watching Deepfake Porn
Protecting women's feelings is not going to fix their extinction-level birthrates.
Read More »California: Newsom Vetoes Bill Seeking to Compensate Blacks Over Property Taken by Government
Gavin Newsom is now a far-right stooge.
Read More »US Calls for Immediate 21-Day Ceasefire Across Israel-Lebanon Border
If the US government really wanted a ceasefire, they'd simply stop sending weapons to the Jews.
Read More »NYC: “Drug-User” Vending Machine Offering Free Meth Kits and Condoms has to be Refilled Twice a Week
They should start putting these close to suicide pod spots.
Read More »Pope Francis Calls on “International Community” to Stop Lebanon Conflict
The so-called "international community" is controlled by the Jews.
Read More »Lebanon Asks America to Stop Israel, FM Calls US “Key to Our Salvation”
They should be asking China and Iran for help.
Read More »Protesters Demand End of US Military Support for Israel in Multiple Cities
The American government can stop the slaughter any time.
Read More »Venezuelan Gang Bringing Hookers to at Least 8 States
The Venezuelans know how to have fun.
Read More »US Sending More Troops to the Middle East as Israel Prepares for All-Out War Against Hezbollah
Without America's support, the Jews would calm down.
Read More »Israel Not Facing Enough Pressure to End Gaza Genocide, Greece Says
Pointing out the obvious is antisemitic.
Read More »Hezbollah Announces “Battle of Reckoning” Against Israel
Everyone hopes Hezbollah ups their game and starts actually doing something. But I would not count on it.
Read More »Elon Backs Down Against Brazil’s Darth Vader Judge, Complies with Demands
Elon whines a lot but always ends up complying.
Read More »Jew Soldiers Raid Al Jazeera Offices in West Bank, Issue 45-Day Closure Order
Very democratic.
Read More »Hateful Report Blames Illegal Migrants for Record-Breaking Increase in Homelessness
It's not the migrants' fault they're homeless, you bigot.
Read More »Russia Tries to Stop Satanic, Tyrannical UN Power Grab Pact But Gets Outvoted
The UN is laying the groundwork for the next global "event."
Read More »Recent Supreme Court Decision Protects Cannabis Products Against Federal Regulatory Agencies
Hemp products are safe and effective.
Read More »Using US Missiles to Strike Inside Russia is Key to Zelensky’s “Victory” Plan
Russia has more missiles, more people, and more soldiers.
Read More »IDF Jews Caught on Camera Pushing Palestinian Bodies Off Roof in the West Bank
The IDF is "reviewing" the incident.
Read More »UN Committee Says Israel Violated Global Children’s Rights Treaty in Gaza
Wow, this is really going to do a lot to help those starving children being slaughtered by the Jews! Great job, UN! You're really doing it now!
Read More »Former CIA Officer Gets 30 Years for Raping Dozens of Women
"When you're CIA, they let you do it," they said.
Read More »Social Media Companies Collecting User Information On and Off Their Websites, Selling to Third Parties
Who would have thought?
Read More »US Keeping Missile Systems in Philippines to Reach Chinese Targets
America and Israel are bullying heterosexual countries all around the world.
Read More »Mississippi: 14-Year-Old Girl Kills Mom, Shoots Dad in Apparent Case of Marijuana-Induced Psychosis
You don't see government people attacking marijuana as they attack tobacco, do you?
Read More »Paranoid Harvard Jews Getting Self-Defense Lessons from UFC Fighter Jew
The Jews would be better off asking Israel to stop angering the entire planet.
Read More »Kids Who Use More Soap and Sunscreen Have Higher Levels of Hormone Disrupting Chemicals
The supermarket stuff is pure poison.
Read More »Meta to Put Minors Using Instagram Into New “Teen Accounts” to Let Parents Control Activities
It doesn't really make it any less harmful.
Read More »Connecticut: Female Guidance Counselor Pictured After Arrest Over Giving Lapdances to Middle Schooler
Looks like she was caught because she sent nudes.
Read More »Watch: Hillary Clinton Says Trump is a Danger to the World After Second Alleged Assassination Attempt
Will the White House condemn her statements?
Read More »NY-Based Company Steals Elon’s Thunder with Less Invasive, Better Brain Implant
Everything Elon makes is shitty and easily beaten by the competition.
Read More »White House Condemns Elon Tweet Reading: “No One is Even Trying to Assassinate Biden/Kamala”
I'm surprised they're not going to sue him for this.
Read More »NATO Chief Wants Allies to Vote on Letting the Ukraine Attack Russia with Long-Range Missiles
They're poking a nuclear bear.
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