When did the Pope become a spokesman for the elite?
Read More »Colorado School Suspends Middle Schooler Over “Don’t Tread On Me” Patch
Only white people don't want to be tread on. Every other race is obsessed with BDSM.
Read More »Boys Committing Suicide After Nigerians Trick Them Into Jerking Off on Webcam
It's a bad idea to produce compromising material on yourself.
Read More »Brandon Sends Zelensky Care Package, Blinken Repeats “As Long as It Takes”
Apparently there's still some men alive in the Ukraine.
Read More »Black Man Kills Pregnant 18-Year-Old White Girlfriend for Refusing Abortion
She relaxed too much around him.
Read More »China Region Paying Cash Rewards for Getting Married If Bride is Under 25
This is the kind of thing a government that's not at war with its own population would do.
Read More »16-Year-Old Black Girl Whose Life Mattered Stabbed to Death Over Sauce Outside McDonald’s
We need to abolish black people to stop them from killing black people.
Read More »Uganda: Faggot Facing Death Penalty Despite World Bank’s Attempts to Coerce Government
Why is the World Bank promoting faggotry?
Read More »Experts Tell People to be Brave and Learn Carpentry Amid AI Takeover of Jobs
You'd assume an advanced technological civilization would have some kind of safety net for the "new tech just ate your job lol" scenario.
Read More »Watch: Mysterious Shadow-Like Entity Interrupts Delivery, Steals iPad Out of FedEx Worker’s Hands
The suspect was described as an adult hominid.
Read More »Japan Accuses Chinese People of Making Harassing Phone Calls Over Poisoning of Pacific Ocean
Maybe stop poisoning the Pacific Ocean if you don't want people to complain?
Read More »Florida Woman Kills Son, Daughter, Then Herself After Losing Custody Battle
She'd rather kill her son than let him grow up healthy with his father.
Read More »Media Claims Women are Committing Suicide Because the Taliban Enforce Islam
Women need to adjust their expectations.
Read More »South Dakota Woman Cheats on Husband, Falsely Claims She was Raped to Get Free STD Test
She only got caught because she involved the cops.
Read More »Whiny Ginger Making $40,000 a Day Whining About Being Poor
Why are poor people like this?
Read More »Mother of Spanish Serial Kisser Luis Rubiales Goes on Hunger Strike to Protest Witch Hunt
Consensual or not, what damage did the peck do?
Read More »Watch: Melanin Valley Startup Employees Clear Out Shelves at LA Macy’s
Why pay for things you can get for free?
Read More »Oklahoma School Receives Bomb Threat After Libs of TikTok Publishes Woke Librarian Video
Moslems are professional bombers and they don't do "bomb threats."
Read More »California Woman Defends UK’s Serial Baby Killer Nurse
Women are biologically innocent!
Read More »Zelensky Says Ghost of Kiev Just Died Crashing His Plane Into Another Ukraine Jet Like a Moron
How are these people going to fly F-16s?
Read More »Greece Arrests Climate Change for Causing Wildfires
Somehow, people keep falling for the climate change hoax.
Read More »Biden’s Offshore Wind Farms Killing the Whales, Ruining the Environment
"Green" energy is much worse than the alternatives in every possible way.
Read More »Tennessee: 28-Year-Old Female “Teacher of the Month” Charged with “Raping” Student
Women make everything about sex.
Read More »Florida School Singles Out Black Students for Talk on Improving Test Scores
Math is racist.
Read More »FIFA Suspends Serial Kisser Luis Rubiales Over Violent Rape Kiss
Rape is a blight that takes many forms.
Read More »South Korea: Massive Protest Calling for Government Action as Japan Poisons Seas with Fukushima Water
The Chinese are not the only ones against Japan poisoning the ocean.
Read More »Father of Six Dies Suddenly While Helping Son Move Into Arkansas University Dorm
People who took the vax shouldn't move around too much.
Read More »Racist Orcas Attacking Refugee Boats Not Actually Racist, Scientists Say
Defending our seas.
Read More »Whiny Ginger Whines About Rich Politicians North of Richmond Using His Whiny Song in Debate
He doesn't seem to understand that he's being used in an agenda.
Read More »Florida: Driverless Shuttle Bus Crashes Just Two Days After Initially Hitting the Streets
This technology is very bad at dealing with unplanned events.
Read More »Spanish Football Federation Chief Refuses to Resign After Angry Mob Accuses Him of Rape-Kissing Women
Kissing women without their consent results in irreparable damage to their psyche.
Read More »Tranny Surgeries Nearly Tripled from 2016 to 2019, Study Finds
This is by design.
Read More »New Coronavirus Vax to be Available by Mid-September, CDC and FDA Say
How did humans even manage to survive before the invention of vaccines?
Read More »Gullible Husband Says Teacher Wife Accused of “Raping” 14-Year-Old Student is Innocent
Buddy buddy buddy buddy – I got news for you.
Read More »Biden Sues Elon Musk’s SpaceX for Not Hiring Enough Asylum Seekers as Rocket Scientists
These illegal border crossers are highly capable spaceship engineers.
Read More »One True Korea Says Washington Risks All-Out Nuclear War by Sending F-16s to the Ukraine
Just start hitting the red buttons already.
Read More »China Bans Japanese Seafood After Gay Pedophile Country Starts Dumping Radioactive Water
If the Japanese really like lolis so much, how come their birthrate is practically zero?
Read More »Prigozhin Allegedly Dead After Plane Listing Him as Passenger Crashes with No Survivors
Nimrata Randhawa says Putin did it.
Read More »Hoholistan Says They Briefly Invaded Crimea on a Small Motorboat and Then Quickly Escaped
They're only making things worse for the people in the Ukraine.
Read More »The Science Says Bacteria Can Eat Cow Farts from Air, Prevent Weather from Changing
Leave cows alone!
Read More »Hoholistan Keeps Doing Terrorist Attacks, Hits Moscow Skyscraper, Belgorod Health Facility, Killing Three
This is NOT going to result in less support for Putin.
Read More »Hollywood Studio Lionsgate Imposes Mask Mandate
It's a big coincidence the virus just became dangerous again as the Ukraine conflict lost steam.
Read More »BRICS Leaders Meet in South Africa to Discuss Expanding the Bloc to Counter West
Russia and China are very good at making friends.
Read More »Austria Accused of Fulfilling Hitler’s Wishes by Turning the House in Which He was Born Into Police Station
It's an invaluable historic place, regardless of people's opinions on Hitler.
Read More »“Hell on Wheels” Woman Cries She’d Never Kill Beloved Boyfriend as She’s Sentenced
This is society's fault for allowing women to drive.
Read More »Female Car Plows Into at Least Seven Pedestrians at NYC Crosswalk
Surprising absolutely no one.
Read More »North Korea Tests Cruise Missiles as Great Satan Harassment Drills Begin
They can't never let a nigga be.
Read More »Russia Warns Great Satan Giving F-16s to the Ukraine Will Escalate War
The International Community has decided all men from the Ukraine have to die.
Read More »Brandon Revoking Licenses of Legal Gun Sellers in “Backdoor Violation of the Second Amendment”
Gun ownership is one of the real core American values.
Read More »Great Satan Launches International Campaign Against Expert Exorcist for Flirting with Teenage Women
Alex Crow did nothing wrong.
Read More »America Approves Sending F-16 Jets to the Ukraine as Soon as Pilots Complete Training
This is goofy and retarded.
Read More »Feminist Victory: Britain’s Most Prolific Serial Child Killer in Modern History is a Woman
Most prolific child serial killers in modern history are obviously abortion doctors.
Read More »Media Starts Pushing New Coronavirus Variant
It's literally just the flu.
Read More »Shock as Normal “Migrant Workers” Also Work for the Drug Cartels
Asylum seekers would never be tempted with easy money.
Read More »Conservative Think Tank Heritage Foundation Behind Most of DeSantis’ Policies
Nobody likes Meatball Ron!
Read More »Five “French Tourists” Gang “Rape” 18-Year-Old British Woman in Spain
Rape should not mean "she regrets it."
Read More »Sweden Raises Terrorist Threat Level to 4 Out of 5 Over Koran Burnings
Sweden has to be doing this on purpose.
Read More »American Drinking Water Contaminated with Dangerous Levels of Toxic Chemicals
American tap water should be called "anal water."
Read More »BRICS Countries to Meet in South Africa to Plan Heterosexual World Order
The era of gay anal is over.
Read More »The Science Keeps Putting Pig Organs Inside People
Wait until someone suggests using pigs' vaginas in gender "transition" surgeries.
Read More »Trump’s Free Speech Defense in J6 Case Threatens Democracy, Experts Say
Freedom of speech really is a threat to democracy.
Read More »Racist Storms and Cyclones Focus on Places with More People of Color, Study Finds
This is why black people are owed climate reparations too.
Read More »Police Arrest “Philadelphia Teenager” Over Terrorist Bombing Plot
Okay, let me go ahead and just believe the FBI. *Jerk-off hand motion*
Read More »Algeria Bans Barbie Movie for Promoting Faggotry and “Other Western Deviances”
Serious countries protect the minds of their people.
Read More »Taliban Celebrate Second Anniversary of Return to Power, Historic Humiliation of America
The Taliban are right about women.
Read More »Kiev Junta Grabs Random Dudes Off the Street, Sends Them to Die Without Training
It's gonna be lol if the media starts publishing details of all these hohol atrocities.
Read More »Haiti is a Kind of Reverse-Wakanda Ruled by Rape Gangs
Haitian men's only motto is Rape All Women.
Read More »AI Bigger Than Industrial Revolution, UK Deputy Prime Minister Says
The super AI just said people need to stop farting to save the planet, goy.
Read More »Bosnian Bodybuilder Livestreams Murder of Ex-Wife, Murder Spree While Being Chased by Cops
This puts fear into the heart of sluts.
Read More »California is Garbage – Prince Harry Begs Japan for a Place to Live
It's too late for that, Harry.
Read More »Watch: Zelensky’s Former Top Guy Arestovych Tells Ukrainians They’re Dumb Peasants
The upside is that there's not that many people left in the Ukraine.
Read More »The Ukraine Vows to Start #MeToo Witch Hunt in the Military
This will greatly improve the morale of their army.
Read More »Supermarket AI Meal Planner Bot Suggests Recipes for Chlorine Gas, “Poison Bread Sandwiches”
The AI is just doing its job.
Read More »Brandon Calls Chinese People “Bad Folks” Who Do “Bad Things,” Threatens to Hurt Them
America is imploding.
Read More »Watch: UK Police Arrest Autistic Girl for Pointing Out Officer Looks Like a Lesbian
Degenerates are a protected class.
Read More »Germany to Send 30 Refurbished Leopard I Tanks to the Ukraine
They're not going to be very useful.
Read More »Scientists Link Weight Loss Drug to Weight Loss Benefits, Kill “Healthy at Any Size”
Fat rolls may not be healthy, but at least they're beautiful.
Read More »California Police Tell Residents to Use Air Horns to Warn Neighbors About Criminal Activity
These are mere bumps in the road towards a utopia.
Read More »Lebanon to Ban Barbie Movie for Promoting Faggotry
People are tired of this gay shit.
Read More »6-Year-Old Black King Boasted “I Shot That Bitch Dead” After Shooting Cunt Teacher
Female teachers should be banned.
Read More »Lisbon: Porsche Censors Famous Giant Statue of Jesus from Video Ad
The war on Christendom is not even subtle anymore.
Read More »Bikini-Clad Monstrosities Terrorize Bus Passengers in Ocean City
Why are women like this?
Read More »Coronavirus Back with a Vengeance After Mysterious Absence, More Boosters Coming
This has nothing to do with the fact that the Ukraine thing is winding down.
Read More »France Punishing Police for Protecting City During Race War
The government is acting against the interests of the French people.
Read More »Watch: “Feral” Black Teens Attack Docile Asian Family on NYC Subway
The Asians are also supposed to be paying reparations to Blacks.
Read More »The Ukraine Accuses Random Women of Being Spies
Why is the military at walking distance from civilians?
Read More »The Science Developing Climate-Friendly Cow Breed, Planning Total Genocide of Normal Cows
Humans eating human food are a problem, according to the latest science.
Read More »Global Study Links Air Pollution to Increase in Antibiotic Resistance
This is Progress.
Read More »Watch: Race War Breaks Out on Alabama Dock
Apartheid would have prevented this.
Read More »Former Officer Sentenced to Nearly Five Years for Doing His Job Near George Floyd
Police are not supposed to do their jobs near black people.
Read More »Pope Anus Welcomes People of Anus Into the Catholic Church
Francis is pushing good people away from the Church.
Read More »Musk to Pay Legal Bills and Sue on Behalf of People Treated “Unfairly” for Posting on Twitter
He keeps pretending to defend freedom of speech.
Read More »Russia and China Hold Joint Naval Operation Near Alaska
The Russians and the Chinese are not playing games.
Read More »White Woman Suing Airline After Employee Accuses Her of Trafficking Negroid Spawn
Black kids belong to black people.
Read More »Best Korea Boosting Weapons Production with Style
Western democracies have no style.
Read More »Based Mexico Continues to Protect America from Migrant Scum
Mexico is America's real border.
Read More »Musk to Live-Stream Fight with Zuckerberg on Twitter
They should agree on a good prize for the winner.
Read More »North Dakota: Ukie Men Filling Oil Fields
"Ukrainians" really are dumb peasants.
Read More »Watch: Level 4 Chimpout at Streamer’s PlayStation 5 Giveaway Event
Black people really love to riot.
Read More »Tate Launches Charity to Protect Men from False Rape Accusations
Materialism is incompatible with masculinity.
Read More »UN Inspectors Debunk the Ukraine’s Hoax About Explosives in Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant
The Ukraine people are a bunch of dumb liars.
Read More »EPA Approves Incredibly Toxic, Cancer-Guaranteeing “Climate-Friendly” Fuel Ingredient
Killing humans is good for the climate.
Read More »Vicious Incel-Aligned Otter Attacks and Wounds Three Women in Montana River
The otters have also vowed to defend Niger.
Read More »Black Professor Considered Authority on Systemic Racism Fired for Faking Data, Entire Career in Doubt
I can't believe that racism was a hoax this whole time.
Read More »Watch: Pro-Regime and Anti-Regime Eritreans Fighting in Stockholm, Sweden
Diversity is Sweden's Greatest Strength.
Read More »Female Ukraine Soldiers Claim to be “Fighting Two Enemies,” Complain There’s No Contraception on Frontlines
Women have always been the primary victims of war.
Read More »China Considering Cool Plan to Limit Minors’ Time on Smartphones to Two Hours a Day
It's a good plan.
Read More »Mexican President Says Texas’ Floating Barrier is Inhumane After Corpses Found in Rio Grande
The humane thing to do would be to give up America.
Read More »Watch: Young Entrepreneurs Flee Gucci Store with Stealthily Obtained Goods as Security Guard Chills
I support the security guard.
Read More »The Ukraine to Send Medically-Exempted Men to the Frontlines
They're being democratically conscripted.
Read More »Brandon Goes to War with the International Whale Community, Using Stupid Windmills to Genocide Them
The wind farms are also killing the region's aesthetics.
Read More »Swedish PM Says Koran Burnings Threaten Sweden, Increases Border Security
Is Sweden acting retarded on purpose?
Read More »Black Principal Spends Nearly $40K of School Funds on Tropical Vacations
Just add it to her reparations tab.
Read More »Ukraine Terrorists Drones Hit Moscow Business District for the Second Time in Three Days
The Ukraine is going to regret this.
Read More »NASA Still Trying to Find Voyager 2 After Sending Wrong Command and Losing Contact
The West is suffering from a competence crisis.
Read More »Female Skeleton Dies of Skeletonosis After 4 Years on the Skeleton Diet
Greta Thunberg is proud.
Read More »The Science Proves Races Exist as New Alzheimer’s Drug Benefits Whites More Than Blacks
The Science is racist.
Read More »Racist SUV Plows Into Group of Migrants Outside North Carolina Walmart
Free speech is radicalizing SUVs.
Read More »Cargo Ship Still on Fire After Days Because of Electric Cars, Towed to Temporary Location
Greta doesn't care about electric cars ruining the environment.
Read More »Medvedev Says If the Ukraine Offensive Ever Succeeded, Russia Would Just Use Nukes
Fighting against Russia is futile.
Read More »Watch: Ukraine Terrorist Drones Targeting Moscow Buildings
This is going to have repercussions.
Read More »The Ukraine Planning to Invade Crimea “Soon,” Report Reveals
With what army?
Read More »Migrants Crossing Illegally Still Being Granted Asylum Despite Biden’s New Rules
Americans are too busy looking at other countries' borders.
Read More »Israel: Army Reservists Still Threatening to Refuse Duty Over Bibi’s Reform
They want to protect the only democracy in Palestine.
Read More »Texas Christian School Fires Teacher for Attending Drag Show
Good for the school.
Read More »Best Korea Does Cool Weapons Parade for Visiting Russian and Chinese Delegates
Sino-Friendship is stronger than steel.
Read More »More Than Half of Users Leave Zuckerberg’s Twitter Clone App, Meta Plans “Hooks” to Improve Retention
Ownership over the Twitter trademark should be decided in a cage fight between Musk and Zuckerberg.
Read More »Watch: Fat, Gay Weirdo from the UN Announces “Global Boiling” Era has Arrived
Evil humans also ended the last ice age.
Read More »Taiwan Simulates “Chinese Invasion” in Main Airport
Taiwan greatly overestimates people's passion for gay anal.
Read More »Watch: Crane Catches Fire, Snaps, Crashes Into NYC Street, Injures Multiple People
The Empire is crumbling.
Read More »Watch: Bryan Cranston Calls Out Disney CEO Over Use of AI to Replace Actors
Heisenberg would have called him a kike.
Read More »Japanese Spearheading UN Bug Agenda, Eating Silkworms, Crickets, Drinking Bug Water
Why did our ancestors even bother with animals and crops? Haha, we're so smart!
Read More »Putin Vows to Help Africa Prosper
People prefer prosperity over gay anal.
Read More »Watch: Naked Black Woman Shoots at Random People on San Francisco Freeway
Slavery reparations could have prevented this.
Read More »“Former” Intelligence Agent Claims Government has Spacecraft, Biological Alien Remains
But are the aliens democratic?
Read More »The Science Claims You Heated This Bitch Out Like an MF. Greta is Crying Now, I Hope You’re Happy.
You're heating everything up.
Read More »Idaho: Maskless Churchgoer Settles Lawsuit Over 2020 Arrest, Gets $300,000
People sometimes forget about the insanity levels reached in 2020.
Read More »Denmark: Burning the Koran Multiple Times a Week is Freedom of Speech, Government Claims
What are they expecting to gain?
Read More »Justice Department Sues Texas, Orders Cripple Governor to Remove Cripple Toy Barrier
It's a symbolic barrier.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says Climate Change Cultists Not Being Above the Law is “Absurd”
She's an expert in every field.
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