The super AI just said people need to stop farting to save the planet, goy.
Read More »Bosnian Bodybuilder Livestreams Murder of Ex-Wife, Murder Spree While Being Chased by Cops
This puts fear into the heart of sluts.
Read More »California is Garbage – Prince Harry Begs Japan for a Place to Live
It's too late for that, Harry.
Read More »Watch: Zelensky’s Former Top Guy Arestovych Tells Ukrainians They’re Dumb Peasants
The upside is that there's not that many people left in the Ukraine.
Read More »The Ukraine Vows to Start #MeToo Witch Hunt in the Military
This will greatly improve the morale of their army.
Read More »Supermarket AI Meal Planner Bot Suggests Recipes for Chlorine Gas, “Poison Bread Sandwiches”
The AI is just doing its job.
Read More »Brandon Calls Chinese People “Bad Folks” Who Do “Bad Things,” Threatens to Hurt Them
America is imploding.
Read More »Watch: UK Police Arrest Autistic Girl for Pointing Out Officer Looks Like a Lesbian
Degenerates are a protected class.
Read More »Germany to Send 30 Refurbished Leopard I Tanks to the Ukraine
They're not going to be very useful.
Read More »Scientists Link Weight Loss Drug to Weight Loss Benefits, Kill “Healthy at Any Size”
Fat rolls may not be healthy, but at least they're beautiful.
Read More »California Police Tell Residents to Use Air Horns to Warn Neighbors About Criminal Activity
These are mere bumps in the road towards a utopia.
Read More »Lebanon to Ban Barbie Movie for Promoting Faggotry
People are tired of this gay shit.
Read More »6-Year-Old Black King Boasted “I Shot That Bitch Dead” After Shooting Cunt Teacher
Female teachers should be banned.
Read More »Lisbon: Porsche Censors Famous Giant Statue of Jesus from Video Ad
The war on Christendom is not even subtle anymore.
Read More »Bikini-Clad Monstrosities Terrorize Bus Passengers in Ocean City
Why are women like this?
Read More »Coronavirus Back with a Vengeance After Mysterious Absence, More Boosters Coming
This has nothing to do with the fact that the Ukraine thing is winding down.
Read More »France Punishing Police for Protecting City During Race War
The government is acting against the interests of the French people.
Read More »Watch: “Feral” Black Teens Attack Docile Asian Family on NYC Subway
The Asians are also supposed to be paying reparations to Blacks.
Read More »The Ukraine Accuses Random Women of Being Spies
Why is the military at walking distance from civilians?
Read More »The Science Developing Climate-Friendly Cow Breed, Planning Total Genocide of Normal Cows
Humans eating human food are a problem, according to the latest science.
Read More »Global Study Links Air Pollution to Increase in Antibiotic Resistance
This is Progress.
Read More »Watch: Race War Breaks Out on Alabama Dock
Apartheid would have prevented this.
Read More »Former Officer Sentenced to Nearly Five Years for Doing His Job Near George Floyd
Police are not supposed to do their jobs near black people.
Read More »Pope Anus Welcomes People of Anus Into the Catholic Church
Francis is pushing good people away from the Church.
Read More »Musk to Pay Legal Bills and Sue on Behalf of People Treated “Unfairly” for Posting on Twitter
He keeps pretending to defend freedom of speech.
Read More »Russia and China Hold Joint Naval Operation Near Alaska
The Russians and the Chinese are not playing games.
Read More »White Woman Suing Airline After Employee Accuses Her of Trafficking Negroid Spawn
Black kids belong to black people.
Read More »Best Korea Boosting Weapons Production with Style
Western democracies have no style.
Read More »Based Mexico Continues to Protect America from Migrant Scum
Mexico is America's real border.
Read More »Musk to Live-Stream Fight with Zuckerberg on Twitter
They should agree on a good prize for the winner.
Read More »North Dakota: Ukie Men Filling Oil Fields
"Ukrainians" really are dumb peasants.
Read More »Watch: Level 4 Chimpout at Streamer’s PlayStation 5 Giveaway Event
Black people really love to riot.
Read More »Tate Launches Charity to Protect Men from False Rape Accusations
Materialism is incompatible with masculinity.
Read More »UN Inspectors Debunk the Ukraine’s Hoax About Explosives in Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Plant
The Ukraine people are a bunch of dumb liars.
Read More »EPA Approves Incredibly Toxic, Cancer-Guaranteeing “Climate-Friendly” Fuel Ingredient
Killing humans is good for the climate.
Read More »Vicious Incel-Aligned Otter Attacks and Wounds Three Women in Montana River
The otters have also vowed to defend Niger.Â
Read More »Black Professor Considered Authority on Systemic Racism Fired for Faking Data, Entire Career in Doubt
I can't believe that racism was a hoax this whole time.Â
Read More »Watch: Pro-Regime and Anti-Regime Eritreans Fighting in Stockholm, Sweden
Diversity is Sweden's Greatest Strength.
Read More »Female Ukraine Soldiers Claim to be “Fighting Two Enemies,” Complain There’s No Contraception on Frontlines
Women have always been the primary victims of war.
Read More »China Considering Cool Plan to Limit Minors’ Time on Smartphones to Two Hours a Day
It's a good plan.
Read More »Mexican President Says Texas’ Floating Barrier is Inhumane After Corpses Found in Rio Grande
The humane thing to do would be to give up America.
Read More »Watch: Young Entrepreneurs Flee Gucci Store with Stealthily Obtained Goods as Security Guard Chills
I support the security guard.
Read More »The Ukraine to Send Medically-Exempted Men to the Frontlines
They're being democratically conscripted.
Read More »Brandon Goes to War with the International Whale Community, Using Stupid Windmills to Genocide Them
The wind farms are also killing the region's aesthetics.
Read More »Swedish PM Says Koran Burnings Threaten Sweden, Increases Border Security
Is Sweden acting retarded on purpose?
Read More »Black Principal Spends Nearly $40K of School Funds on Tropical Vacations
Just add it to her reparations tab.
Read More »Ukraine Terrorists Drones Hit Moscow Business District for the Second Time in Three Days
The Ukraine is going to regret this.
Read More »NASA Still Trying to Find Voyager 2 After Sending Wrong Command and Losing Contact
The West is suffering from a competence crisis.
Read More »Female Skeleton Dies of Skeletonosis After 4 Years on the Skeleton Diet
Greta Thunberg is proud.
Read More »The Science Proves Races Exist as New Alzheimer’s Drug Benefits Whites More Than Blacks
The Science is racist.
Read More »Racist SUV Plows Into Group of Migrants Outside North Carolina Walmart
Free speech is radicalizing SUVs.
Read More »Cargo Ship Still on Fire After Days Because of Electric Cars, Towed to Temporary Location
Greta doesn't care about electric cars ruining the environment.
Read More »Medvedev Says If the Ukraine Offensive Ever Succeeded, Russia Would Just Use Nukes
Fighting against Russia is futile.
Read More »Watch: Ukraine Terrorist Drones Targeting Moscow Buildings
This is going to have repercussions.
Read More »The Ukraine Planning to Invade Crimea “Soon,” Report Reveals
With what army?
Read More »Migrants Crossing Illegally Still Being Granted Asylum Despite Biden’s New Rules
Americans are too busy looking at other countries' borders.
Read More »Israel: Army Reservists Still Threatening to Refuse Duty Over Bibi’s Reform
They want to protect the only democracy in Palestine.
Read More »Texas Christian School Fires Teacher for Attending Drag Show
Good for the school.
Read More »Best Korea Does Cool Weapons Parade for Visiting Russian and Chinese Delegates
Sino-Friendship is stronger than steel.
Read More »More Than Half of Users Leave Zuckerberg’s Twitter Clone App, Meta Plans “Hooks” to Improve Retention
Ownership over the Twitter trademark should be decided in a cage fight between Musk and Zuckerberg.
Read More »Watch: Fat, Gay Weirdo from the UN Announces “Global Boiling” Era has Arrived
Evil humans also ended the last ice age.
Read More »Taiwan Simulates “Chinese Invasion” in Main Airport
Taiwan greatly overestimates people's passion for gay anal.
Read More »Watch: Crane Catches Fire, Snaps, Crashes Into NYC Street, Injures Multiple People
The Empire is crumbling.
Read More »Watch: Bryan Cranston Calls Out Disney CEO Over Use of AI to Replace Actors
Heisenberg would have called him a kike.
Read More »Japanese Spearheading UN Bug Agenda, Eating Silkworms, Crickets, Drinking Bug Water
Why did our ancestors even bother with animals and crops? Haha, we're so smart!
Read More »Putin Vows to Help Africa Prosper
People prefer prosperity over gay anal.
Read More »Watch: Naked Black Woman Shoots at Random People on San Francisco Freeway
Slavery reparations could have prevented this.
Read More »“Former” Intelligence Agent Claims Government has Spacecraft, Biological Alien Remains
But are the aliens democratic?
Read More »The Science Claims You Heated This Bitch Out Like an MF. Greta is Crying Now, I Hope You’re Happy.
You're heating everything up.
Read More »Idaho: Maskless Churchgoer Settles Lawsuit Over 2020 Arrest, Gets $300,000
People sometimes forget about the insanity levels reached in 2020.
Read More »Denmark: Burning the Koran Multiple Times a Week is Freedom of Speech, Government Claims
What are they expecting to gain?
Read More »Justice Department Sues Texas, Orders Cripple Governor to Remove Cripple Toy Barrier
It's a symbolic barrier.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says Climate Change Cultists Not Being Above the Law is “Absurd”
She's an expert in every field.
Read More »Bibi Passes Judicial Overhaul Bill After Months of Protests
Bibi's fight isn't over yet.
Read More »Biden Administration Coming After Home Water Heaters to Save Climate
Hot showers are a threat to Western Democracy.
Read More »Elon Killing Twitter Bird Logo, Name
Interesting choice.
Read More »LA Fines Universal Studios $250 for Trimming Trees to Weaponize Heat Against Striking Actors
Very Jewish behavior.
Read More »German Faggots Whine That Anti-Faggot Sentiment Rising, Say It’s Nazi Germany All Over Again
Hitler was against turning kids into trannies.
Read More »Iran’s Supreme Leader Calls for Sweden to Hand Over Koran Burners to Face Islamic Justice
Moslems are really angry.
Read More »Watch: Massive Crowds Marching to Jerusalem to Protest Bibi
Bibi may need to create some kind of distraction from this.
Read More »Stoltenberg Says the Ukraine “Closer to NATO than Ever” as Zelensky Promises Offensive to “Gain Pace” Soon
Two more trillions and two more weeks is all they need.
Read More »White House Says Cluster Bombs Effective Against Russians
Russia has cluster bombs too.
Read More »Taiwan Creating Drone Army to Fight China and “Be Like Ukraine”
Taiwan wants to lose like the Ukraine.
Read More »Great Satan Pressuring China to Waste Money in “Climate Finance” Scam
America thinks the entire planet is as easy to fool as white people.
Read More »White House Officials are Jealous Kissinger was Well Received in China
The White House should try acting less deranged.
Read More »Agents of the Matrix Still Trying to Catch Sea Otter Guilty of Having Fun, Imprison Her for Life
She's a threat to Otter Democracy.
Read More »NYC to Pay $13 Million to Protesters Arrested During George Floyd Riots
Black people are above the law.
Read More »Israel to Arrest Reservists Who Refuse to Report for Duty as Part of Anti-Government Protests
Anal Jews are problematic even for other Jews.
Read More »Ukraine False Flags Chinese Embassy, Russia Says They Will Treat Any Ships Headed for the Ukraine as Military Targets
The Ukraine people are desperate.
Read More »Iraq Expels Swedish Ambassador Over Koran Burnings After Protesters Burn Embassy
What's Sweden even expecting to gain from all of this?
Read More »EU: MEPs Accuse Bayer and Syngenta of Withholding Pesticide Brain Toxicity Data
Companies are poisoning everyone.
Read More »Illegal LA Trailer Park Oozing Human Feces Onto Neighboring Properties
America is exploring different paths towards the ultimate utopia.
Read More »UK: Climate Retards Poisoning Environment with Paint, Threatening Pregnant Woman’s Life
Are these people ever going to care about real environmental problems?
Read More »Actors and Writers Accuse Universal Studios of Trimming Trees to Weaponize Heat
It's just Climate Change, goy.
Read More »Rwanda Forces Major Women’s Rights Conference to Listen to Anti-Abortion Hungarian President
Rwanda is right about women's rights.Â
Read More »Kissinger Meets China’s Defense Minister in Beijing
The last remaining competent asset of the West is 100 years old.
Read More »Russia Strikes Ukrainian Ports That Were Making Seaborne Drones
The Ukraine is not thinking things through.
Read More »Mexico Protects America from Hundreds of Migrants in Just One Weekend
Mexicans are definitely more effective than Texas' inflatable toy barrier.
Read More »Trudeau Blames American Right Wing for Canadian Moslems Opposing Tranny School Curriculum
If he implying Islam is not opposed to faggots?
Read More »Russia Halts UN’s Black Sea Grain Deal Following Crimean Bridge Terror Attack
Russia has been patient enough.
Read More »Millions of American Military Emails Leaked Because of Typo
America is run by retards.
Read More »Toxic Train Derails in Pennsylvania, Residents Evacuating Homes
First world country, folks.
Read More »Frustrated DeSantis Fires Staffers as Campaign Implodes, Fails to Manage Resources
If he can't even administer a campaign, how is he going to run the country?
Read More »China and Russia Doing Joint Military Exercises in Sea of Japan
How come they're so strong without trannies in the military?
Read More »Bibi Ejects Prominent Party Activist for Celebrating Holocaust
Even Jews can be Nazis.
Read More »Big Surprised Pikachu Moment as Putin Reminds West Russia has Cluster Bombs Too
If this doesn't prove Putin is metaphysically evil, then what does?
Read More »Zelensky Warns Soldiers Russia is Not Playing Games as Counteroffensive Fails Spectacularly
Zelensky only needs a few more billions and two more weeks.
Read More »Bibi Rushed to the Hospital After Fainting and Hitting His Head Following Chest Pain
It could be a cohencidence.
Read More »Mexico Files Complaint Over Texas’ Inflatable Toy Barrier
The goofy barrier doesn't even go more than a foot below water.
Read More »Xi Saves the Internet
The Chinese are smart to protect the internet from the Great Satan's PSYOPs.
Read More »South Korea: Tranny Cyclist Wins Women’s Race to Prove Male Superiority
Women can't even defeat trannies.
Read More »Watch: Large Group of Car Burglars Terrorizes California Neighborhood
Often when people feel bad about things that happened to them hundreds of years ago, they go out at night and break into people's cars.Â
Read More »Mark Cuckerberg’s Twitter Clone “Threads” Already Dying Off Following Initial Hype
Zuckerberg would be lucky to beat Mastodon.
Read More »Cerberus Unleashed Upon Europe, Melting Everything Because You Kept Eating Meat and Driving Your Car
You did this.
Read More »FDA Approves First Over-the-Counter “Birth Control” Pill to Facilitate Whoredom
Pregnancies are a threat to Democracy.
Read More »Watch: Black Men Try to Abduct 14-Year-Old White Girl at Mall
It's racist to escape from black kidnappers.
Read More »Nazi Moms Force Florida School District to Remove Porn Books Featuring Incest, Pedophilia, And Bestiality
Better late than never?
Read More »China’s Huawei to Return to the Smartphone Market After Devastating US Ban
China is overcoming important difficulties.
Read More »Shocker: Fat Women Stop Taking Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy Within a Year
Obese people are not obese because they are hungry.
Read More »27% of Jobs at Risk of Being Replaced by AI, OECD Says
The AI agenda is absolutely unrelated to the population reduction agenda, goy.
Read More »Chicago Already Making $25K Reparation Payments to Blacks
It's too little. Blacks need at least $25M to heal from cotton trauma.
Read More »Rogan, Musk, And Others Mock MSNBC for Claiming Fitness is a Far-Right Interest
Fitness actually really does lead to the far-right.
Read More »Religious Parents Join Together to Oppose Maryland School’s Satanic Tranny Agenda
Schools are gay factories.
Read More »14-Year-Old Mexican Girl Runs Away from Home, Has Sex with Entire Marine Corps Base Over 20 Days
The official story is that she didn't even know what a penis was.
Read More »Best Korea May Start Shooting Down American Spy Planes
Everyone is growing tired of the Great Satan's harassment.
Read More »Biden Announces America Running Low on Munitions
Biden is a very honest man.
Read More »Erdogan Says Turkey Must Join EU Before Sweden Joins NATO
What did Sweden expect after all of those public burnings of the Quran?
Read More »Shock as Portland Still Full of Homeless Camps After Ban
They should try banning being homeless next.
Read More »Stockton Rush was a Kind of John Wick Figure
It's surprising they were able to operate for as long as they did.
Read More »Watch: Black Man Riding Scooter Goes on Shooting Rampage, Kills 1, Injures 3
This is a symptom of a healthy democracy.
Read More »Watch: Meatball DeSanctimonious Says China is the Top Geopolitical Threat America Faces
What a fat piece of shit.
Read More »Dutch Government Collapses After Failing to Reach Agreement on Curbing Immigration
It's not too late to fix this mess.
Read More »Texas Deploys Inflatable Toy Barrier Along Rio Grande, Hoping to Stop Invaders
This is goofy and kinda sad.
Read More »Meta Won’t Extend Existing Fact-Checking Program to Threads
Zuckerberg wants to poach as many Twitter users as possible.
Read More »Portugal Considers Undoing Drug Decriminalization as Drug Addicts Take Over Cities
Nobody could have predicted this.
Read More »Portland Health Officials Giving Snorting Kits, Glass Pipes to Addicts
This is how you build a Human Rights Utopia.
Read More »AI Robots to Take Over UN’s Food Delivery Business
Coming soon to a country near you.
Read More »Media Now Talking About “Long Vax” Symptoms from Calamari Clot Shots
The Science has changed.
Read More »Watch: Generous Black Man Uses Knife to Enrich Subway Rider in Toronto
You just can't relax around the blacks.
Read More »The Ukraine Still Sending Young Men to “Bakhmut” Meat Grinder, Claims “Partial Success”
They are succeeding in exterminating the male population.
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