Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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Arab American PAC Refuses to “Choose Lesser Evil,” Rejects Both Trump and Harris
Voting is a diabolic ritual.
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NATO Nuclear Drills Escalate Tensions With Russia, Kremlin Says
The Anal Empire continues to encroach upon heterosexual nations.
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Shocked Mother Finds Antisemitic Book Depicting Jesus Kicking a Jew at Brooklyn Library
We’re witnessing the dawn of a new antisemitic age.
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Jews Attack UN Peacekeepers Again, Spain Calls for West to Stop Sending Weapons to Israel
Israel is investigating the incident. Don’t worry, goy.
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Gulf States Ask America to Stop Jews from Attacking Iran’s Oil Sites, Say Israel Can’t Fly Over Their Airspace
Will the Jews start bombing them too?
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The Science Now Blaming “Coronavirus” for Increase in Heart Attacks and Strokes
It’s the vax.
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Israel Strikes Car Manufacturing Plant and Other Industrial Sites in Syria
The Jews are at war with the entire planet.
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Brazil Lifts Ban on Twitter After Elon Musk’s Unconditional Surrender
You ain’t no Mario, bruv.
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European Leaders Reaffirm Support for Two-State Solution, Call for Immediate Ceasefire
Good luck, goofballs.
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Boomers Living Longer Than Previous Generations But in Worse Health, Researchers Find
Time to move on, boomers.
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One True Korea to Become a Military Superpower and Defend International Justice with Russia
Heterosexual countries have to stick together.
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Ohio: 17-Year-Old Girl Admits to Cutting Off Tanker That Spilled Toxic Chemical and Killed 5
Women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.
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Lebanon: At Least 3 Hospitals Closed Due to Jew Attacks
Israel isn’t even trying to make up excuses for the attacks on hospitals and healthcare workers.

