Everyone thinks this is very normal and totally okay.
Read More »UN Recruits Humanoid Robots for Meeting 2030 Agenda Goals
Interesting times.
Read More »Yellen to Tell China That the Great Satan Will “Protect Human Rights” Through “Targeted Actions”
Human Rights means gay anal.
Read More »The “Ukraine” Desperately Trying to Figure Out How to Counter Cheap Deadly Russian Drones
Russia is destroying very expensive equipment using very cheap drones.
Read More »Largest Teachers’ Union Recommends “Gender Queer” for Summer Reading
It's literally what school is all about.
Read More »Flesh-Rotting and Psychosis-Inducing Drug Found in Heroine, Cocaine, Meth, And Others
This is an integral part of who people are in a human rights democracy.
Read More »Growing Number of Federal Judges Blocking Bans on Mutilating Kids’ Genitals
If you don't like child trannies, then you don't like the Constitution.
Read More »Zelensky Says the War Won’t End Until the Ukraine Conquers Crimea
The Ukraine war has so far been a probe. The real war will be about Crimea.
Read More »Alpha Chad Hunter Biden Drives at 172mph While Smoking Crack
Republicans hate Hunter Biden because his life is interesting.
Read More »NATO Already Using Finland to Encroach on Russia
They can thank that club slut Sanna Marin for setting the stage for WW3.
Read More »Zelensky Says Russia About to Trigger Nuclear Disaster at Zaporizhzhia Power Plant
This is the same nuclear power plant that the Ukraine has been trying to blow up for months.
Read More »28 Injured, 2 Dead in Baltimore “Mass Shooting”
Is it a mass shooting or a black shooting?
Read More »EU Makes a Deal with Pfizer, Others, To “Reserve” a Vax for a Future Pandemic
The massive genetic experiment is still ongoing.
Read More »Pence Visits Zelensky, Says American Women Would be Required to Fight If Russia Wins
What a faggot.
Read More »Texas School District Bans Pronoun Madness, Says Genitals at Birth Determine Correct Bathroom
"Democracy" means "submission."
Read More »Watch: Plague of Mysterious Insects Swarms NYC
New York City is doomed.
Read More »Greek Coastguard to Blame for Capsized Enrichment Boat, Survivors Claim
Greeks don't need the enrichment.
Read More »China Now World’s Absolute Leader in Renewable Energy, Under Budget and Ahead of Schedule
China doesn't even care about this bullshit, but they're getting paid.
Read More »Gay Furries Hack US Government Agencies to Protest Anti-Tranny Laws
Everything is weird in America.
Read More »WHO to Announce Alex Jones was Right About Aspartame, Sources Say
Who didn't know this?
Read More »Supreme Court Bans Affirmative Action Policies in University Admissions
Blacks can still go study at Wakanda University, so it's okay.
Read More »Netherlands: Doctors Euthanize Autists
This is normal in Democracy's Utopia.
Read More »Watch: Putin’s Public Appearance Makes Everybody Happy
Russians love Putin.
Read More »Watch: Joe Rogan Praises Trump for Opposing War, Points Out Democrats and Republicans are Pro-War
Supporting the Ukraine is actually against the best interests of the American people.
Read More »Majority of Fatmericans Support Arming “Ukraine,” Poll Suggests
America is a doomed pup.
Read More »Gays Have Been Singing They’re “Coming for Your Children” for Years, Media Claims
Islam is right about homosexuals.
Read More »RFK Jr. Vows to Defend Bitcoin, Does Shirtless Pushups, Trains to Avenge Father and Uncle
The 2024 elections are actually about revenge.
Read More »Cheap Russian Drones Obliterating Expensive “Ukrainian” Equipment
NATO is wasting incredibly expensive equipment.
Read More »Daniel Penny Pleads Not Guilty in Killing of Black Homeless Menace
Daniel Penny is guilty of being a hero.
Read More »You are to Blame for Record Heatwave Across American South, Scientists Say
If you don't stop eating meat, people will sweat.
Read More »Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather: 100+ US Leaders Have Slavery in Their DNA
You are personally responsible for black people's current problems.
Read More »Janitor Destroys Decades of Scientific Work Because Freezer’s Beeping Sound was Bothering Him
The Science should try being less annoying.
Read More »Cryptocurrency to Become Legal Tender in Russia
The dollar gets weaker every day.
Read More »Watch: Viral Clip of Deep-Sea Implosion Depicts Gruesome Deaths of Doomed Sub’s Doomed Pups
This is DiCaprio's fault, ultimately.
Read More »Republican Executive Wants to Strip Rights from Anal People, Establish Biblical Rules
Separation of Church and State is a mistake.
Read More »Woman Shoots Uber Driver After Wrongly Assuming She was Being Kidnapped
Women shouldn't be allowed to own guns.
Read More »US Navy Covering Up Radioactive Waste in San Francisco, Public Health Advocates Claim
Climate Change cultists are silent.
Read More »Florida: 8-Month-Old Baby Overdoses on Fentanyl, Dies
In America, babies have so much freedom that they can choose to overdose and die.
Read More »Starbucks Employees Still Striking Over Lack of Anus Worshipping in Stores
Starbucks is apparently not gay enough for its employees.
Read More »Evil Christian Groups Help Parents Censor Butthole Books in Libraries
It was about time Christians did something.
Read More »American Courts Protect Merck from Lawsuits Following Suicides Linked to Asthma Drug
America is all about the freedom of private companies and corporations.
Read More »German Business Morale Worse and Worse Every Month
Germans were much better off when they had a good relationship with Russia.
Read More »Dysgenic Goyim Terrorize Jews with Swastika Flags Outside Georgia Synagogues
Why do the goyim always hate Jews for no reason?
Read More »Pro Basketball Player Dies Suddenly After Blaming Clot Shot for Myocarditis
At least he didn't catch the flu.
Read More »Child Killers Rally a Year After Supreme Court Overturned Roe v. Wade
The Constitution is very clear: a woman's right to murder shall not be infringed.
Read More »Federal Judge Blocks Florida Law Banning Kids from Drag Shows
Kids have a constitutional right to enjoy anal sensations.
Read More »Twitter Agrees to EU’s Censorship Laws, Officials Inspect Company’s Ability to Control Narrative
Europe needs better laws.
Read More »Starbucks Employees at Over 150 Stores on Strike Over Banning of Butthole Decorations
Starbucks is gay.
Read More »Evil Illinois Billionaire Pouring Money Into Killing Democracy in Key States
This is homophobic!
Read More »“Ukraine” Commander Says Main Offensive Reserve Not Mobilized Yet
There's still a few teenagers left to send to the slaughter.
Read More »3M to Pay $10.3+ Billion for Ruining American Tap Water with Highly Toxic Chemicals
This isn't going to take the poisonous chemicals out of people.
Read More »James Cameron Says Experts Knew Doomed Sub was a Doomed Pup from the Start, Slams Media Charade
Bitch ass faggots popped like a zit!
Read More »Great Satan Court Strikes Down Florida Anti-Tranny Rule
Trannies are a core value of America.
Read More »Nippon: Report Reveals Government Eugenics Program Sterilized Thousands
Retards are a public health threat.
Read More »Watch: Trump Talks About Meatball Ron DeSanctimonious’ Very Disloyal Nature
DeSantis is a treacherous ball of rat meat.
Read More »Zelensky Says Offensive Slower Than Desired Because It Isn’t a Hollywood Movie
That's not what the ads said.
Read More »Butthole Marriage Now Legal in Estonia, First Eastern European Country to Fall
"Evil Russia doesn't like anal - our American saviors love sticking things in each other's assholes - the choice is clear!"
Read More »Taliban Doing “Gender Apartheid” to Women, UN Expert Claims
No cap, I do not appreciate these sluts.
Read More »Republicans Finally Win Something! Hunter Biden Pleads GUILTY! America Fixed!
America status: Great Again.
Read More »Public Health Groups Sue EPA Over Reapproval of Highly Toxic Herbicides
Everything in America is highly toxic.
Read More »Watch: RFK Jr. Says Chemicals Turn Kids Into Trannies in Interview Removed by YouTube
They really are turning the freaking frogs gay.
Read More »AMC Cancels Release of Documentary About Trannies Who Regret Becoming Trannies
In America, not even trannies have freedom of speech.
Read More »Massive Yosemite National Park Fire Blamed on Climate Change Actually Started by Elderly Man
Eating bugs could have prevented this.
Read More »UK: Teacher Calls Student “Despicable” for Questioning Student Who Identifies as Cat
How dare you not submit to the delusions of mentally unwell teenagers!
Read More »12-Year-Old Facing Criminal Harassment Charges After Sending Hitler Drawing to Jewish Teacher
This is a new form of banned speech.
Read More »Watch: Rapper Big Pokey Dies Suddenly on Stage
WHAT NIGGA? YOU BE DYIN? NIGGAS BE DYIN OUT DIS BITCH?
Read More »Polish Journalist Dies Suddenly During Champions League Final
This happened all of the time before 2020. Don't you remember?
Read More »“Ukraine” Offensive Progress Report: 8 Ghost Villages “Retaken” in 2 Weeks
Hohol geniuses are "liberating" their way into a kill zone.
Read More »West has to Give Trillions to Third World or Everyone Dies, Climate Expert Says
You have to pay reparations for changing the weather.
Read More »Woman Sues Hospital for Removing Her Breasts When She was 13
Kids are being brainwashed into becoming trannies.
Read More »Retards Dying After Engaging in “Wellness” Ritual Involving Frog Poison
This looks like a problem that will eventually solve itself.
Read More »Trump Lacked Authority to Declassify One of the Secret Documents, Experts Say
The president doesn't really have any authority, actually.
Read More »America Imposes Visa Restrictions on Uganda Officials Over Anti-Gay Law
Why is America interfering with Ugandan culture?
Read More »NATO Preparing “Long-Term Support” Plan for the Territory of the Former Ukraine
Take your time, NATO.
Read More »Very Sad: Overcrowded Boat Full of Noble Enriching Vibrancy Capsizes Near Greek Coast
This terrible loss has greatly weakened Europe.
Read More »Zelensky Orders Switzerland to Allow Re-Export of Weapons to “Ukraine”
Zelensky is on a mission to get all male goyim in the Ukraine killed.
Read More »Seattle: Convicted Felon Walks Up to Car, Shoots Pregnant Chinese Woman Multiple Times
Just a little side effect of building a utopia.
Read More »Israel: Bibi Suffering “Rebellion” in Key Vote, Political Chaos
Even the Jews have to deal with the Jewish problem.
Read More »Google Tells Employees Not to Tell Trade Secrets to AI Chatbots, Not to Run AI-Generated Code
Release the AIs.
Read More »“Ukraine” Spontaneous Counteroffensive is Failing Because Russia had Time to Prepare
It's not fair that Russia had such a head start.
Read More »Israel Moving to Take Women’s Rights Away, Bringing the Patriarchy Back
Feminism is only for the goyim.
Read More »Majority of Americans Oppose Trannies, Want to Stop Them from Humiliating Women
Because America is a democracy, based on the values of democracy, popular opinion is totally irrelevant.
Read More »Great Satan Wants to Move US-Africa Trade Summit Away from South Africa Over Friendship with Russia
Africans are moving away from The Mad Brute.
Read More »UK: Woman Tricks Short-Sighted Woman Into “Heterosexual” Relationship, Faces 17 Charges
Women are very easy to trick.
Read More »UK: Women Call for Ministers to Decriminalize “Abortion” After Woman Jailed for Murdering Baby
It's time to abolish the evil patriarchy.
Read More »The Ukraine Finally Winning Bigly After “Capturing” Several Totally Abandoned Villages
They didn't even need to fire a single shot!
Read More »Kim Jong Un Vows Mutual Cooperation with Putin, Expresses Support for Russia
People are tired of The Great Satan's butt shenanigans.
Read More »Chad Tranny Wins Cycling Race by Five Minutes, Obliterates Women’s Self-Esteem
Trannies are the only ones putting women in their place.
Read More »France: Crowds Honor Those Who Tried to Defend Toddlers from Refugee’s Enriching Spree
The French are a bit less fond of diversity now.
Read More »White House Announces America is a Nation of Stretched Anuses Amid Prolapse Celebrations
America is a nation of ideas. Ideas about different types of object you can shove up someone's ass.
Read More »10% of Americans Believe Government is Run by Satanists, 25% Believe in Great Replacement
This is why people can't be allowed to speak freely.
Read More »Texas to Stop Invasion by Blocking Rio Grande with Giant Inflatable Toy Barrier
A joke solution to a very real problem.
Read More »More Kino Giga Chad Hunter Biden Pics Released, Republicans Think This Somehow Harms Democrats
I'd vote Hunter Biden for president, frankly.
Read More »Oregon State University Hosts “Illegal” Drag Show Featuring Nudity in Front of Kids
This is what the education system is all about.
Read More »NY Therapists “Treating” Climate Anxiety, Doing “Climate Psychology” and Brainwashing
These people should be worrying about all of these toxic chemicals everywhere.
Read More »Watch: Diverse Vibrant Stabs Baby in Stroller, Children in French Playground
Very utopian.
Read More »Watch: California Teacher Tells Students About Sex Toys and Prostate Stimulation
What a brave woman!
Read More »Hohols Search Facebook to Calculate Death Toll Because the Ukraine Doesn’t Disclose Casualties
Revealing the true death toll would likely result in everyone opposing the war.
Read More »Children of Mothers Exposed to Ubiquitous Chemicals More Likely to be Obese Later in Life
Don't worry, the EPA just started looking into preventing your water from being full of these chemicals.
Read More »Euro Zone Actually in Recession, Revised Data Shows
Great job, Europe.
Read More »Anal Men Complain Target Refused to Sell Anal Onesie for Asshole Baby
The baby likes to take it up the ass, okay?
Read More »Terrible Effects of Toxic Chemicals Used in Food Packaging Hidden from Public, Report Reveals
Greta doesn't care.
Read More »Watch: Rowdy Teens Attack 7-Eleven Clerk for Refusing to Sell Cigar to Minor
This is what we call a "civilization."
Read More »Disney’s “Sambo Fish” Tanks in South Korea and China Because of White Supremacy
Black people aren't very popular in Asia.
Read More »White House Vows to Fight Drug Overdoses So the Homeless Can Keep Ruining the Cities
The root problem is not going to be addressed with more drugs.
Read More »“Local” Label on Supermarket Food is a Meaningless Marketing Gimmick, Experts Say
The Climate Change hoax is very profitable.
Read More »mRNA Gene Therapy “Cancer Vaccines” Coming Soon
They can say "patients would have died sooner without this."
Read More »Blinken Heading to Saudi Arabia to Talk About Anal
China and Russia offer far better deals.
Read More »Jack Dorsey Says Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Will Beat DeSantis and Trump
Has Jack heard of mail-in ballots?
Read More »All Samples of Water Taken During Worldwide Ocean Race Contain Microplastics
The real problem is that cows are allowed to fart freely.
Read More »World’s Spy Chiefs Hold “Secret” Meeting in Singapore
Deus Ex is right about politics.
Read More »America has Retrieved Intact Craft of Non-Human Origin, “Whistleblower” Tells Congress
Americans have a right to own spacecrafts.
Read More »Hohols Preparing New Law to Reassure LGBT Soldiers That the War is Really All About Anal
What else could the war really be about?
Read More »Zelensky Says Long-Awaited Counteroffensive to Start Any Minute Now
Two more weeks to flatten Russia.
Read More »Chinese Tourists in Alaska Actually Spy Balloons in Disguise, Great Satan Claims
The balloons are still out of control.
Read More »DeSantis is the Vaginal Candidate, Vagina Says
Women know best.
Read More »Mom of 12-Year-Old Girl Who Killed Little Brother Thinks ADHD Medication is to Blame
Messing with the brain is a terrible idea.
Read More »Glamour Magazine Cover Features Pregnant Tranny
You will never be this stunning and brave.
Read More »Governmental Climate Change Funding is a Total Scam, Reuters Investigation Reveals
Manmade climate change is a hoax.
Read More »Naked Man Desecrates Vatican for the Glory of the Ukraine
Anti-Christian acts are pro-Ukraine acts.
Read More »Toxic Trains Derailing All Around America All of the Time
This doesn't even happen this often in third world countries!
Read More »America is Full of Highly Toxic Plastic Containers Deemed a “Serious Threat to Public Health”
Americans are very smart.
Read More »NASA UFO Panel Holds First Public Meeting, Complains Alien Hoaxers are Getting Harassed
All hoaxes are on the table.
Read More »Portland Considering Banning Homeless People from Being Homeless During the Day
Great solution.
Read More »Watch: Off-Duty Marines Lose Street Fight Against Teens
Perhaps America should send these teens to fight a world war.
Read More »EU Begs Russia Not to Win War After Hoholistan Attacks Moscow with Drones
If the EU doesn't want Russia to respond, they should stop sending weapons to the Ukraine.
Read More »2024 Elections in Crisis as Funny AI Deepfakes Threaten the Very Fabric of Our Democracy
We can't let normal people have access to Hollywood-grade reality-making tech!
Read More »San Francisco Now a Zombie Apocalypse Dystopia, Residents Say
This is all part and parcel of living in the best country ever.
Read More »Tranny Activists with Giant “Arm Trans Kids” Banner Clash with Feminists in UK Event
Trannies are the monsters women created.
Read More »Watch: North Carolina Bus Driver Shoots Passenger Who Pulled Gun on Him
Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.
Read More »Russian Lawmaker Suggests Bombing Alaska
If you're going to use a nuke, there are far better targets.
Read More »26-Year-Old Woman Dies Suddenly During Family Dinner
Young people have always been dying suddenly at random times.
Read More »Norway: Government Says Friendly Whale is Actually a Russian Spy
This is straight out of the Kremlin playbook.
Read More »Thirst is a Symptom of “Long Covid”
The Science wants to blame the virus for the effects of the vax.
Read More »Watch: French Police Spray Greta’s Minions with Tear Gas After Oil Giant’s Shareholder Meeting
Ice Age supremacists are a threat to civilization.
Read More »Jews Complain Biden’s New Radical and Extreme Anti-Semitism Policy Not Hardcore Enough
Jews are very hard to please.
Read More »FDA Approves Human Study for Elon’s Neuralink Brain Implant
Is this the Deus Ex timeline?
Read More »American Doctors are Incredible Scumbags, Reuters Investigation Reveals
Trust The Science, trust the experts, and leave it to the professionals.
Read More »US Officials Say the Ukraine Behind Kremlin Drone Attack
Hohols are world-renowned experts in terrorizing civilians.
Read More »Watch: Brown Female College Professor Attacks Anti-Abortion Pamphlets, Says Not Killing Babies is Violence
Defending babies is a form of violence.
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