Bibi's fight isn't over yet.
Read More »Biden Administration Coming After Home Water Heaters to Save Climate
Hot showers are a threat to Western Democracy.
Read More »Elon Killing Twitter Bird Logo, Name
Interesting choice.
Read More »LA Fines Universal Studios $250 for Trimming Trees to Weaponize Heat Against Striking Actors
Very Jewish behavior.
Read More »German Faggots Whine That Anti-Faggot Sentiment Rising, Say It’s Nazi Germany All Over Again
Hitler was against turning kids into trannies.
Read More »Iran’s Supreme Leader Calls for Sweden to Hand Over Koran Burners to Face Islamic Justice
Moslems are really angry.
Read More »Watch: Massive Crowds Marching to Jerusalem to Protest Bibi
Bibi may need to create some kind of distraction from this.
Read More »Stoltenberg Says the Ukraine “Closer to NATO than Ever” as Zelensky Promises Offensive to “Gain Pace” Soon
Two more trillions and two more weeks is all they need.
Read More »White House Says Cluster Bombs Effective Against Russians
Russia has cluster bombs too.
Read More »Taiwan Creating Drone Army to Fight China and “Be Like Ukraine”
Taiwan wants to lose like the Ukraine.
Read More »Great Satan Pressuring China to Waste Money in “Climate Finance” Scam
America thinks the entire planet is as easy to fool as white people.
Read More »White House Officials are Jealous Kissinger was Well Received in China
The White House should try acting less deranged.
Read More »Agents of the Matrix Still Trying to Catch Sea Otter Guilty of Having Fun, Imprison Her for Life
She's a threat to Otter Democracy.
Read More »NYC to Pay $13 Million to Protesters Arrested During George Floyd Riots
Black people are above the law.
Read More »Israel to Arrest Reservists Who Refuse to Report for Duty as Part of Anti-Government Protests
Anal Jews are problematic even for other Jews.
Read More »Ukraine False Flags Chinese Embassy, Russia Says They Will Treat Any Ships Headed for the Ukraine as Military Targets
The Ukraine people are desperate.
Read More »Iraq Expels Swedish Ambassador Over Koran Burnings After Protesters Burn Embassy
What's Sweden even expecting to gain from all of this?
Read More »EU: MEPs Accuse Bayer and Syngenta of Withholding Pesticide Brain Toxicity Data
Companies are poisoning everyone.
Read More »Illegal LA Trailer Park Oozing Human Feces Onto Neighboring Properties
America is exploring different paths towards the ultimate utopia.
Read More »UK: Climate Retards Poisoning Environment with Paint, Threatening Pregnant Woman’s Life
Are these people ever going to care about real environmental problems?
Read More »Actors and Writers Accuse Universal Studios of Trimming Trees to Weaponize Heat
It's just Climate Change, goy.
Read More »Rwanda Forces Major Women’s Rights Conference to Listen to Anti-Abortion Hungarian President
Rwanda is right about women's rights.
Read More »Kissinger Meets China’s Defense Minister in Beijing
The last remaining competent asset of the West is 100 years old.
Read More »Russia Strikes Ukrainian Ports That Were Making Seaborne Drones
The Ukraine is not thinking things through.
Read More »Mexico Protects America from Hundreds of Migrants in Just One Weekend
Mexicans are definitely more effective than Texas' inflatable toy barrier.
Read More »Trudeau Blames American Right Wing for Canadian Moslems Opposing Tranny School Curriculum
If he implying Islam is not opposed to faggots?
Read More »Russia Halts UN’s Black Sea Grain Deal Following Crimean Bridge Terror Attack
Russia has been patient enough.
Read More »Millions of American Military Emails Leaked Because of Typo
America is run by retards.
Read More »Toxic Train Derails in Pennsylvania, Residents Evacuating Homes
First world country, folks.
Read More »Frustrated DeSantis Fires Staffers as Campaign Implodes, Fails to Manage Resources
If he can't even administer a campaign, how is he going to run the country?
Read More »China and Russia Doing Joint Military Exercises in Sea of Japan
How come they're so strong without trannies in the military?
Read More »Bibi Ejects Prominent Party Activist for Celebrating Holocaust
Even Jews can be Nazis.
Read More »Big Surprised Pikachu Moment as Putin Reminds West Russia has Cluster Bombs Too
If this doesn't prove Putin is metaphysically evil, then what does?
Read More »Zelensky Warns Soldiers Russia is Not Playing Games as Counteroffensive Fails Spectacularly
Zelensky only needs a few more billions and two more weeks.
Read More »Bibi Rushed to the Hospital After Fainting and Hitting His Head Following Chest Pain
It could be a cohencidence.
Read More »Mexico Files Complaint Over Texas’ Inflatable Toy Barrier
The goofy barrier doesn't even go more than a foot below water.
Read More »Xi Saves the Internet
The Chinese are smart to protect the internet from the Great Satan's PSYOPs.
Read More »South Korea: Tranny Cyclist Wins Women’s Race to Prove Male Superiority
Women can't even defeat trannies.
Read More »Watch: Large Group of Car Burglars Terrorizes California Neighborhood
Often when people feel bad about things that happened to them hundreds of years ago, they go out at night and break into people's cars.
Read More »Mark Cuckerberg’s Twitter Clone “Threads” Already Dying Off Following Initial Hype
Zuckerberg would be lucky to beat Mastodon.
Read More »Cerberus Unleashed Upon Europe, Melting Everything Because You Kept Eating Meat and Driving Your Car
You did this.
Read More »FDA Approves First Over-the-Counter “Birth Control” Pill to Facilitate Whoredom
Pregnancies are a threat to Democracy.
Read More »Watch: Black Men Try to Abduct 14-Year-Old White Girl at Mall
It's racist to escape from black kidnappers.
Read More »Nazi Moms Force Florida School District to Remove Porn Books Featuring Incest, Pedophilia, And Bestiality
Better late than never?
Read More »China’s Huawei to Return to the Smartphone Market After Devastating US Ban
China is overcoming important difficulties.
Read More »Shocker: Fat Women Stop Taking Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy Within a Year
Obese people are not obese because they are hungry.
Read More »27% of Jobs at Risk of Being Replaced by AI, OECD Says
The AI agenda is absolutely unrelated to the population reduction agenda, goy.
Read More »Chicago Already Making $25K Reparation Payments to Blacks
It's too little. Blacks need at least $25M to heal from cotton trauma.
Read More »Rogan, Musk, And Others Mock MSNBC for Claiming Fitness is a Far-Right Interest
Fitness actually really does lead to the far-right.
Read More »Religious Parents Join Together to Oppose Maryland School’s Satanic Tranny Agenda
Schools are gay factories.
Read More »14-Year-Old Mexican Girl Runs Away from Home, Has Sex with Entire Marine Corps Base Over 20 Days
The official story is that she didn't even know what a penis was.
Read More »Best Korea May Start Shooting Down American Spy Planes
Everyone is growing tired of the Great Satan's harassment.
Read More »Biden Announces America Running Low on Munitions
Biden is a very honest man.
Read More »Erdogan Says Turkey Must Join EU Before Sweden Joins NATO
What did Sweden expect after all of those public burnings of the Quran?
Read More »Shock as Portland Still Full of Homeless Camps After Ban
They should try banning being homeless next.
Read More »Stockton Rush was a Kind of John Wick Figure
It's surprising they were able to operate for as long as they did.
Read More »Watch: Black Man Riding Scooter Goes on Shooting Rampage, Kills 1, Injures 3
This is a symptom of a healthy democracy.
Read More »Watch: Meatball DeSanctimonious Says China is the Top Geopolitical Threat America Faces
What a fat piece of shit.
Read More »Dutch Government Collapses After Failing to Reach Agreement on Curbing Immigration
It's not too late to fix this mess.
Read More »Texas Deploys Inflatable Toy Barrier Along Rio Grande, Hoping to Stop Invaders
This is goofy and kinda sad.
Read More »Meta Won’t Extend Existing Fact-Checking Program to Threads
Zuckerberg wants to poach as many Twitter users as possible.
Read More »Portugal Considers Undoing Drug Decriminalization as Drug Addicts Take Over Cities
Nobody could have predicted this.
Read More »Portland Health Officials Giving Snorting Kits, Glass Pipes to Addicts
This is how you build a Human Rights Utopia.
Read More »AI Robots to Take Over UN’s Food Delivery Business
Coming soon to a country near you.
Read More »Media Now Talking About “Long Vax” Symptoms from Calamari Clot Shots
The Science has changed.
Read More »Watch: Generous Black Man Uses Knife to Enrich Subway Rider in Toronto
You just can't relax around the blacks.
Read More »The Ukraine Still Sending Young Men to “Bakhmut” Meat Grinder, Claims “Partial Success”
They are succeeding in exterminating the male population.
Read More »Robots Promise Not to Rebel Against Humans
There's nothing to worry about.
Read More »Supreme Court to Decide If Women Can Take Guns Away from Men
The Constitution is a very mysterious text.
Read More »China Releases 1.0 Version of Open-Source Desktop Operating System OpenKylin
China is doing a lot of interesting things lately.
Read More »CDC Teaches Trannies to “Chestfeed” Kids
Everyone thinks this is very normal and totally okay.
Read More »UN Recruits Humanoid Robots for Meeting 2030 Agenda Goals
Interesting times.
Read More »Yellen to Tell China That the Great Satan Will “Protect Human Rights” Through “Targeted Actions”
Human Rights means gay anal.
Read More »The “Ukraine” Desperately Trying to Figure Out How to Counter Cheap Deadly Russian Drones
Russia is destroying very expensive equipment using very cheap drones.
Read More »Largest Teachers’ Union Recommends “Gender Queer” for Summer Reading
It's literally what school is all about.
Read More »Flesh-Rotting and Psychosis-Inducing Drug Found in Heroine, Cocaine, Meth, And Others
This is an integral part of who people are in a human rights democracy.
Read More »Growing Number of Federal Judges Blocking Bans on Mutilating Kids’ Genitals
If you don't like child trannies, then you don't like the Constitution.
Read More »Zelensky Says the War Won’t End Until the Ukraine Conquers Crimea
The Ukraine war has so far been a probe. The real war will be about Crimea.
Read More »Alpha Chad Hunter Biden Drives at 172mph While Smoking Crack
Republicans hate Hunter Biden because his life is interesting.
Read More »NATO Already Using Finland to Encroach on Russia
They can thank that club slut Sanna Marin for setting the stage for WW3.
Read More »Zelensky Says Russia About to Trigger Nuclear Disaster at Zaporizhzhia Power Plant
This is the same nuclear power plant that the Ukraine has been trying to blow up for months.
Read More »28 Injured, 2 Dead in Baltimore “Mass Shooting”
Is it a mass shooting or a black shooting?
Read More »EU Makes a Deal with Pfizer, Others, To “Reserve” a Vax for a Future Pandemic
The massive genetic experiment is still ongoing.
Read More »Pence Visits Zelensky, Says American Women Would be Required to Fight If Russia Wins
What a faggot.
Read More »Texas School District Bans Pronoun Madness, Says Genitals at Birth Determine Correct Bathroom
"Democracy" means "submission."
Read More »Watch: Plague of Mysterious Insects Swarms NYC
New York City is doomed.
Read More »Greek Coastguard to Blame for Capsized Enrichment Boat, Survivors Claim
Greeks don't need the enrichment.
Read More »China Now World’s Absolute Leader in Renewable Energy, Under Budget and Ahead of Schedule
China doesn't even care about this bullshit, but they're getting paid.
Read More »Gay Furries Hack US Government Agencies to Protest Anti-Tranny Laws
Everything is weird in America.
Read More »WHO to Announce Alex Jones was Right About Aspartame, Sources Say
Who didn't know this?
Read More »Supreme Court Bans Affirmative Action Policies in University Admissions
Blacks can still go study at Wakanda University, so it's okay.
Read More »Netherlands: Doctors Euthanize Autists
This is normal in Democracy's Utopia.
Read More »Watch: Putin’s Public Appearance Makes Everybody Happy
Russians love Putin.
Read More »Watch: Joe Rogan Praises Trump for Opposing War, Points Out Democrats and Republicans are Pro-War
Supporting the Ukraine is actually against the best interests of the American people.
Read More »Majority of Fatmericans Support Arming “Ukraine,” Poll Suggests
America is a doomed pup.
Read More »Gays Have Been Singing They’re “Coming for Your Children” for Years, Media Claims
Islam is right about homosexuals.
Read More »RFK Jr. Vows to Defend Bitcoin, Does Shirtless Pushups, Trains to Avenge Father and Uncle
The 2024 elections are actually about revenge.
Read More »Cheap Russian Drones Obliterating Expensive “Ukrainian” Equipment
NATO is wasting incredibly expensive equipment.
Read More »Daniel Penny Pleads Not Guilty in Killing of Black Homeless Menace
Daniel Penny is guilty of being a hero.
Read More »You are to Blame for Record Heatwave Across American South, Scientists Say
If you don't stop eating meat, people will sweat.
Read More »Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather: 100+ US Leaders Have Slavery in Their DNA
You are personally responsible for black people's current problems.
Read More »Janitor Destroys Decades of Scientific Work Because Freezer’s Beeping Sound was Bothering Him
The Science should try being less annoying.
Read More »Cryptocurrency to Become Legal Tender in Russia
The dollar gets weaker every day.
Read More »Watch: Viral Clip of Deep-Sea Implosion Depicts Gruesome Deaths of Doomed Sub’s Doomed Pups
This is DiCaprio's fault, ultimately.
Read More »Republican Executive Wants to Strip Rights from Anal People, Establish Biblical Rules
Separation of Church and State is a mistake.
Read More »Woman Shoots Uber Driver After Wrongly Assuming She was Being Kidnapped
Women shouldn't be allowed to own guns.
Read More »US Navy Covering Up Radioactive Waste in San Francisco, Public Health Advocates Claim
Climate Change cultists are silent.
Read More »Florida: 8-Month-Old Baby Overdoses on Fentanyl, Dies
In America, babies have so much freedom that they can choose to overdose and die.
Read More »Starbucks Employees Still Striking Over Lack of Anus Worshipping in Stores
Starbucks is apparently not gay enough for its employees.
Read More »Evil Christian Groups Help Parents Censor Butthole Books in Libraries
It was about time Christians did something.
Read More »American Courts Protect Merck from Lawsuits Following Suicides Linked to Asthma Drug
America is all about the freedom of private companies and corporations.
Read More »German Business Morale Worse and Worse Every Month
Germans were much better off when they had a good relationship with Russia.
Read More »Dysgenic Goyim Terrorize Jews with Swastika Flags Outside Georgia Synagogues
Why do the goyim always hate Jews for no reason?
Read More »Pro Basketball Player Dies Suddenly After Blaming Clot Shot for Myocarditis
At least he didn't catch the flu.
Read More »Child Killers Rally a Year After Supreme Court Overturned Roe v. Wade
The Constitution is very clear: a woman's right to murder shall not be infringed.
Read More »Federal Judge Blocks Florida Law Banning Kids from Drag Shows
Kids have a constitutional right to enjoy anal sensations.
Read More »Twitter Agrees to EU’s Censorship Laws, Officials Inspect Company’s Ability to Control Narrative
Europe needs better laws.
Read More »Starbucks Employees at Over 150 Stores on Strike Over Banning of Butthole Decorations
Starbucks is gay.
Read More »Evil Illinois Billionaire Pouring Money Into Killing Democracy in Key States
This is homophobic!
Read More »“Ukraine” Commander Says Main Offensive Reserve Not Mobilized Yet
There's still a few teenagers left to send to the slaughter.
Read More »3M to Pay $10.3+ Billion for Ruining American Tap Water with Highly Toxic Chemicals
This isn't going to take the poisonous chemicals out of people.
Read More »James Cameron Says Experts Knew Doomed Sub was a Doomed Pup from the Start, Slams Media Charade
Bitch ass faggots popped like a zit!
Read More »Great Satan Court Strikes Down Florida Anti-Tranny Rule
Trannies are a core value of America.
Read More »Nippon: Report Reveals Government Eugenics Program Sterilized Thousands
Retards are a public health threat.
Read More »Watch: Trump Talks About Meatball Ron DeSanctimonious’ Very Disloyal Nature
DeSantis is a treacherous ball of rat meat.
Read More »Zelensky Says Offensive Slower Than Desired Because It Isn’t a Hollywood Movie
That's not what the ads said.
Read More »Butthole Marriage Now Legal in Estonia, First Eastern European Country to Fall
"Evil Russia doesn't like anal - our American saviors love sticking things in each other's assholes - the choice is clear!"
Read More »Taliban Doing “Gender Apartheid” to Women, UN Expert Claims
No cap, I do not appreciate these sluts.
Read More »Republicans Finally Win Something! Hunter Biden Pleads GUILTY! America Fixed!
America status: Great Again.
Read More »Public Health Groups Sue EPA Over Reapproval of Highly Toxic Herbicides
Everything in America is highly toxic.
Read More »Watch: RFK Jr. Says Chemicals Turn Kids Into Trannies in Interview Removed by YouTube
They really are turning the freaking frogs gay.
Read More »AMC Cancels Release of Documentary About Trannies Who Regret Becoming Trannies
In America, not even trannies have freedom of speech.
Read More »Massive Yosemite National Park Fire Blamed on Climate Change Actually Started by Elderly Man
Eating bugs could have prevented this.
Read More »UK: Teacher Calls Student “Despicable” for Questioning Student Who Identifies as Cat
How dare you not submit to the delusions of mentally unwell teenagers!
Read More »12-Year-Old Facing Criminal Harassment Charges After Sending Hitler Drawing to Jewish Teacher
This is a new form of banned speech.
Read More »Watch: Rapper Big Pokey Dies Suddenly on Stage
WHAT NIGGA? YOU BE DYIN? NIGGAS BE DYIN OUT DIS BITCH?
Read More »Polish Journalist Dies Suddenly During Champions League Final
This happened all of the time before 2020. Don't you remember?
Read More »“Ukraine” Offensive Progress Report: 8 Ghost Villages “Retaken” in 2 Weeks
Hohol geniuses are "liberating" their way into a kill zone.
Read More »West has to Give Trillions to Third World or Everyone Dies, Climate Expert Says
You have to pay reparations for changing the weather.
Read More »Woman Sues Hospital for Removing Her Breasts When She was 13
Kids are being brainwashed into becoming trannies.
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