Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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Georgia: Feds Investigating Latest Toxic Chemical Disaster Affecting Hundreds of Thousands
Some people are saying it’s killed their bees.
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Anal Empire Bombs 15 Sites in Yemen
The Houthis are not backing down.
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California Announces Human Cases of Bird Flu, Says Dairy Still Safe to Consume for Now
Virus hoaxes are incredibly effective at getting people to comply with unhinged propositions.
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Mexico: Cops Arrest Soldiers for Shooting at Migrant Truck as Jew President Sides with Invaders
Enjoy your Jews, Mexico.
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Mexico’s First Jewish Cunt President Announces Dawn of the Cunt Age
How many Jewish tricks are Mexicans willing to tolerate?
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Judge Sentences 81-Year-Old Montana Man to Six Months for Cloning Giant Sheep
The judge wants to deter people from trying to “change the genetic makeup of the creatures” on the Earth.
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California Sues Catholic Hospital to Force Staff to Perform Abortions
Women expecting abortions should simply go elsewhere.
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NY’s Proposed Referendum Aimed at Abortion Rights Could Also Let Illegal Migrants Vote
Democracy isn’t real and votes don’t matter.
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UK Government Told Cops and Prosecutors to Crack Down on People Protesting Israeli Arms Factory
Western governments exist to protect Jewish interests.
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Jews Say BBC is Hostile to Jews Because Broadcaster Shows Too Much of Gaza Genocide
The BBC is far from antisemitic.
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Musk Wins Dismissal of Lawsuit Accusing Tesla of Misleading Public About Self-Driving Tech
Full self-driving is indisputably misleading.



