This looks like a problem that will eventually solve itself.
Read More »Trump Lacked Authority to Declassify One of the Secret Documents, Experts Say
The president doesn't really have any authority, actually.
Read More »America Imposes Visa Restrictions on Uganda Officials Over Anti-Gay Law
Why is America interfering with Ugandan culture?
Read More »NATO Preparing “Long-Term Support” Plan for the Territory of the Former Ukraine
Take your time, NATO.
Read More »Very Sad: Overcrowded Boat Full of Noble Enriching Vibrancy Capsizes Near Greek Coast
This terrible loss has greatly weakened Europe.
Read More »Zelensky Orders Switzerland to Allow Re-Export of Weapons to “Ukraine”
Zelensky is on a mission to get all male goyim in the Ukraine killed.
Read More »Seattle: Convicted Felon Walks Up to Car, Shoots Pregnant Chinese Woman Multiple Times
Just a little side effect of building a utopia.
Read More »Israel: Bibi Suffering “Rebellion” in Key Vote, Political Chaos
Even the Jews have to deal with the Jewish problem.
Read More »Google Tells Employees Not to Tell Trade Secrets to AI Chatbots, Not to Run AI-Generated Code
Release the AIs.
Read More »“Ukraine” Spontaneous Counteroffensive is Failing Because Russia had Time to Prepare
It's not fair that Russia had such a head start.
Read More »Israel Moving to Take Women’s Rights Away, Bringing the Patriarchy Back
Feminism is only for the goyim.
Read More »Majority of Americans Oppose Trannies, Want to Stop Them from Humiliating Women
Because America is a democracy, based on the values of democracy, popular opinion is totally irrelevant.
Read More »Great Satan Wants to Move US-Africa Trade Summit Away from South Africa Over Friendship with Russia
Africans are moving away from The Mad Brute.
Read More »UK: Woman Tricks Short-Sighted Woman Into “Heterosexual” Relationship, Faces 17 Charges
Women are very easy to trick.
Read More »UK: Women Call for Ministers to Decriminalize “Abortion” After Woman Jailed for Murdering Baby
It's time to abolish the evil patriarchy.
Read More »The Ukraine Finally Winning Bigly After “Capturing” Several Totally Abandoned Villages
They didn't even need to fire a single shot!
Read More »Kim Jong Un Vows Mutual Cooperation with Putin, Expresses Support for Russia
People are tired of The Great Satan's butt shenanigans.
Read More »Chad Tranny Wins Cycling Race by Five Minutes, Obliterates Women’s Self-Esteem
Trannies are the only ones putting women in their place.
Read More »France: Crowds Honor Those Who Tried to Defend Toddlers from Refugee’s Enriching Spree
The French are a bit less fond of diversity now.
Read More »White House Announces America is a Nation of Stretched Anuses Amid Prolapse Celebrations
America is a nation of ideas. Ideas about different types of object you can shove up someone's ass.
Read More »10% of Americans Believe Government is Run by Satanists, 25% Believe in Great Replacement
This is why people can't be allowed to speak freely.
Read More »Texas to Stop Invasion by Blocking Rio Grande with Giant Inflatable Toy Barrier
A joke solution to a very real problem.
Read More »More Kino Giga Chad Hunter Biden Pics Released, Republicans Think This Somehow Harms Democrats
I'd vote Hunter Biden for president, frankly.
Read More »Oregon State University Hosts “Illegal” Drag Show Featuring Nudity in Front of Kids
This is what the education system is all about.
Read More »NY Therapists “Treating” Climate Anxiety, Doing “Climate Psychology” and Brainwashing
These people should be worrying about all of these toxic chemicals everywhere.
Read More »Watch: Diverse Vibrant Stabs Baby in Stroller, Children in French Playground
Very utopian.
Read More »Watch: California Teacher Tells Students About Sex Toys and Prostate Stimulation
What a brave woman!
Read More »Hohols Search Facebook to Calculate Death Toll Because the Ukraine Doesn’t Disclose Casualties
Revealing the true death toll would likely result in everyone opposing the war.
Read More »Children of Mothers Exposed to Ubiquitous Chemicals More Likely to be Obese Later in Life
Don't worry, the EPA just started looking into preventing your water from being full of these chemicals.
Read More »Euro Zone Actually in Recession, Revised Data Shows
Great job, Europe.
Read More »Anal Men Complain Target Refused to Sell Anal Onesie for Asshole Baby
The baby likes to take it up the ass, okay?
Read More »Terrible Effects of Toxic Chemicals Used in Food Packaging Hidden from Public, Report Reveals
Greta doesn't care.
Read More »Watch: Rowdy Teens Attack 7-Eleven Clerk for Refusing to Sell Cigar to Minor
This is what we call a "civilization."
Read More »Disney’s “Sambo Fish” Tanks in South Korea and China Because of White Supremacy
Black people aren't very popular in Asia.
Read More »White House Vows to Fight Drug Overdoses So the Homeless Can Keep Ruining the Cities
The root problem is not going to be addressed with more drugs.
Read More »“Local” Label on Supermarket Food is a Meaningless Marketing Gimmick, Experts Say
The Climate Change hoax is very profitable.
Read More »mRNA Gene Therapy “Cancer Vaccines” Coming Soon
They can say "patients would have died sooner without this."
Read More »Blinken Heading to Saudi Arabia to Talk About Anal
China and Russia offer far better deals.
Read More »Jack Dorsey Says Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Will Beat DeSantis and Trump
Has Jack heard of mail-in ballots?
Read More »All Samples of Water Taken During Worldwide Ocean Race Contain Microplastics
The real problem is that cows are allowed to fart freely.
Read More »World’s Spy Chiefs Hold “Secret” Meeting in Singapore
Deus Ex is right about politics.
Read More »America has Retrieved Intact Craft of Non-Human Origin, “Whistleblower” Tells Congress
Americans have a right to own spacecrafts.
Read More »Hohols Preparing New Law to Reassure LGBT Soldiers That the War is Really All About Anal
What else could the war really be about?
Read More »Zelensky Says Long-Awaited Counteroffensive to Start Any Minute Now
Two more weeks to flatten Russia.
Read More »Chinese Tourists in Alaska Actually Spy Balloons in Disguise, Great Satan Claims
The balloons are still out of control.
Read More »DeSantis is the Vaginal Candidate, Vagina Says
Women know best.
Read More »Mom of 12-Year-Old Girl Who Killed Little Brother Thinks ADHD Medication is to Blame
Messing with the brain is a terrible idea.
Read More »Glamour Magazine Cover Features Pregnant Tranny
You will never be this stunning and brave.
Read More »Governmental Climate Change Funding is a Total Scam, Reuters Investigation Reveals
Manmade climate change is a hoax.
Read More »Naked Man Desecrates Vatican for the Glory of the Ukraine
Anti-Christian acts are pro-Ukraine acts.
Read More »Toxic Trains Derailing All Around America All of the Time
This doesn't even happen this often in third world countries!
Read More »America is Full of Highly Toxic Plastic Containers Deemed a “Serious Threat to Public Health”
Americans are very smart.
Read More »NASA UFO Panel Holds First Public Meeting, Complains Alien Hoaxers are Getting Harassed
All hoaxes are on the table.
Read More »Portland Considering Banning Homeless People from Being Homeless During the Day
Great solution.
Read More »Watch: Off-Duty Marines Lose Street Fight Against Teens
Perhaps America should send these teens to fight a world war.
Read More »EU Begs Russia Not to Win War After Hoholistan Attacks Moscow with Drones
If the EU doesn't want Russia to respond, they should stop sending weapons to the Ukraine.
Read More »2024 Elections in Crisis as Funny AI Deepfakes Threaten the Very Fabric of Our Democracy
We can't let normal people have access to Hollywood-grade reality-making tech!
Read More »San Francisco Now a Zombie Apocalypse Dystopia, Residents Say
This is all part and parcel of living in the best country ever.
Read More »Tranny Activists with Giant “Arm Trans Kids” Banner Clash with Feminists in UK Event
Trannies are the monsters women created.
Read More »Watch: North Carolina Bus Driver Shoots Passenger Who Pulled Gun on Him
Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.
Read More »Russian Lawmaker Suggests Bombing Alaska
If you're going to use a nuke, there are far better targets.
Read More »26-Year-Old Woman Dies Suddenly During Family Dinner
Young people have always been dying suddenly at random times.
Read More »Norway: Government Says Friendly Whale is Actually a Russian Spy
This is straight out of the Kremlin playbook.
Read More »Thirst is a Symptom of “Long Covid”
The Science wants to blame the virus for the effects of the vax.
Read More »Watch: French Police Spray Greta’s Minions with Tear Gas After Oil Giant’s Shareholder Meeting
Ice Age supremacists are a threat to civilization.
Read More »Jews Complain Biden’s New Radical and Extreme Anti-Semitism Policy Not Hardcore Enough
Jews are very hard to please.
Read More »FDA Approves Human Study for Elon’s Neuralink Brain Implant
Is this the Deus Ex timeline?
Read More »American Doctors are Incredible Scumbags, Reuters Investigation Reveals
Trust The Science, trust the experts, and leave it to the professionals.
Read More »US Officials Say the Ukraine Behind Kremlin Drone Attack
Hohols are world-renowned experts in terrorizing civilians.
Read More »Watch: Brown Female College Professor Attacks Anti-Abortion Pamphlets, Says Not Killing Babies is Violence
Defending babies is a form of violence.
Read More »Security Forms Human Chain to Protect Shell Executives from Greta’s Mad Dogs!
Greta Thunberg's hateful rhetoric produces real-world violence.
Read More »Watch: Chicago Police Department is Now a Migrant Camp
America is a giant migrant camp.
Read More »Bimbo Driver Watch: Father Dies Helping Ducks – Run Down by 17-Year-Old Bimbo
What is the price we are willing to pay for feminism?
Read More »Indian Court Issues Summons to BBC Over Defamatory Modi “Documentary”
The West is having a very hard time making friends and taking care of alliances.
Read More »Watch: “Cyclist” Mob Brutally Attacks Man in Downtown LA
Put these cyclists in a zoo!
Read More »EU Orders Meta to Stop Sending Users’ Data to the United States, Issues Record $1.3B Fine
Meta has enough data to create ChatGPT-like AI simulations of most of its users.
Read More »Zelensky Tells G7 Destruction of “Bakhmut” Just Like Nuking of Hiroshima
Can't America send Zelensky some money to buy proper clothing?
Read More »60,000 Pounds of Explosive Chemicals Vanish from Rail Car
It just happened.
Read More »Hyundai and Kia Agree to Pay $200M Settlement Because Black People Steal Cars
Diversity is incredibly expensive.
Read More »Zelensky to Join G7 Summit as Great Satan Prepares to Announce Strengthening of Iron Curtain
The West is aggressively pushing the rest of the world towards Sino-Friendship.
Read More »Oregon: Most People Regret Decriminalizing Drugs
Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.
Read More »FBI Targeting Conservative Agents and Hoaxing “Domestic Extremism,” Report Says
Why is every institution in America so corrupt?
Read More »New York City Finally Sinking for Real
Learn to swim.
Read More »Ministry of Truth’s Nina Sues Fox News, Calls Network “Threat to Democracy”
People saying things and having conversations are threat to democracy.
Read More »Peasant Media Says China is Brewing a New Pandemic by Improving Other Countries’ Economies
The West has lost the plot.
Read More »Germany: Economic Crisis to Get Worse and Worse, Experts Warn
Germany may be collapsing, but at least it's not thriving under Nazism.
Read More »The Territory of the Former Ukraine Terrorizes Population with Treason Accusations
Anyone who opposes the senseless meat grinding is branded a collaborator.
Read More »Most Americans Say AI Threatens the Future of Humanity
If America regulates AI, it will lag behind countries that don't.
Read More »Experts Sounding Alarm Over Normalization of Mass Surveillance, Real-Time Facial Recognition
This is a terrible, very real threat.
Read More »UN Says Slashing Plastic Pollution by 80% by 2040 is Possible
Yah, ok.
Read More »Open AI Jew Tells American Congress to Mandate Licenses for Companies to Build AI
AI should be free.
Read More »Watch: US Soldier Opens Gate for Migrants Crossing Onto Private Property
The reality of the situation is significantly worse than what people imagine.
Read More »NYC to House Migrants in School Gyms
This is normal in a democracy.
Read More »Wyoming: Chad Tranny Terrorizes Sorority Sisters with Womanly Erection
Women did this to themselves.
Read More »LA: Flesh-Eating “Zombie Drug” on the Rise, “Gruesomely Disfiguring People”
These are symptoms of a failed system.
Read More »Watch: Border Patrol Center Full of Nuevos Americanos
Your new fellow Americans say hi.
Read More »Zelensky Says He Can Defeat Russia This Year, He Just Needs Two More Weeks
He's also going to need a few more billions.
Read More »More and More Women Freezing Their Eggs Because All the Good Men are Gone
Yeah, just let women decide if humanity will continue to exist.
Read More »Twitter was Censoring Anti-Climate Change Facts Before Musk Takeover, Climate Hoaxer Reveals
Open discussions kill democracy.
Read More »Migrants from Over 100 Countries Heading to America
America is the land of free stuff.
Read More »Man Kills Girlfriend After Girlfriend Kills His Baby
At least his child can rest in peace.
Read More »WHO Says New Obesity Drugs Like Wegovy Not a “Silver Bullet,” Revises Guidelines
Obese people should be forced to defeat gluttony through willpower.
Read More »Yuma Mayor Tells People to Remain Calm as He Releases Hundreds of “Migrants”
You have to remain calm as we replace you, goy.
Read More »California: Uncle Tom Lawmaker Tells Black People They Don’t Deserve Millions in Reparations
Zelensky is getting black people's money.
Read More »Using Soap Makes Humans Easier Targets for Mosquitos
Soap lowers testosterone and is full of toxic chemicals.
Read More »Pope Francis Says Child Abusers are Children of God Who Deserve Love
What is Francis' goal here?
Read More »Huge Horde Amassing at the Border as Biden Blames Republicans for Invasion
Democracy is unable to offer a solution to this very simple problem.
Read More »Woman Finally Killed Her Husband After Numerous Attempts, Then Wrote Grief Book
She's not a psychopath. She's an average woman.
Read More »Jury Says Trump Must Pay $5 Million for “Sexually Abusing” Writer E. Jean Carroll
The evidence is that she and two of her friends say so.
Read More »UK: The Science Makes Baby with DNA from Three People
The Science is satanic.
Read More »Ohio Judge Says Tranny Not Guilty of Indecent Exposure Because Rolls of Fat Cover Genitalia
Americans can literally wear their own body fat as clothing now.
Read More »EU Plan to Hack Everyone’s Phones to Check for Teen Slut Pics Might be Ruled Illegal
Your privacy is putting children at risk.
Read More »Australia May Prosecute Drivers for Not Having a Good Night’s Sleep
If you want to drive your car, you have to follow the government's health routine.
Read More »26k+ Migrants Illegally Enter America in Last 10 Days, 81k+ Stopped at Border and It’s “About to Get Worse”
These incoming engineers will be crucial in the economic battle against China.
Read More »Retired Navy Senior Chief Says He Saw Metallic Orb UFO in Afghanistan
"Russians are evil and humans need to embrace gay anal," an anonymous alien has said.
Read More »Modern Humans Eliminated Neanderthals Through Friendly Immigration, Racist Researchers Say
Racism has no place in The Science.
Read More »Latvia Forces Elderly Russian Women to Take Language Test to Prove Loyalty or Face Expulsion
Elderly Russian women are a threat to national security.
Read More »Spain: Gypsies Never Did Anything Wrong Ever But Everyone’s Racist Against Them
Gypsies are just like the Jews.
Read More »Europe Proposes Banning Exports to Countries That May Re-Export to Russia
This won't have serious unintended consequences at all.
Read More »Oakland Athletics Broadcaster Suspended for Saying Nigger on Air
Blacks are the only ones allowed to call each other niggers.
Read More »“Godfather of AI” Says AI More Urgent Threat Than Climate Change
The Super AGI says the goyim need to obey the Jews!
Read More »Most Americans Believe Gender is Biological, Oppose Child Trannies
In a democracy, it doesn't matter what the majority believes.
Read More »Denver Councilwoman Wants White Business to Pay Special Race Tax
People of color should pay a special tax for all of the trouble they're causing.
Read More »Europe: Climate Cultists Occupy Schools and Universities to Protest Hamburgers, Cars
Saving the future is as easy as not having kids and transferring all power to billionaires.
Read More »WHO Ends Coronavirus Global Emergency, But Says People Should Still be Afraid
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Read More »The Territory of the Former Ukraine Launches Big Offensive Against Long-Dead Russian Poet
Finally, a battle they can win.
Read More »Student Blasts School District for Allowing Man to Use Girls’ Locker Room, Expose Genitals
Women are responsible for trannies being a thing in the first place.
Read More »Republicans Now Adopting Pro-Abortion Stance to Finally Win Bigly
Why do you care about what consenting adults do to a baby?
Read More »Senators Want to Ban Social Media for Kids
Mark Zuckerberg has a constitutional right to establish an indirect line of communication with your kids.
Read More »Brazil: Police Raid Bolsonaro’s Home in Investigation About Possibly Forged Vax Records
The government shouldn't even be allowed to have access to people's health records in the first place.
Read More »Elon Warns NPR Twitter Account to be Reassigned Unless They Start Posting Again
Username squatting is against Twitter's rules.
Read More »Europeans Pulling Billions from Banks Because of Economic Crisis
In a democracy, people's savings are constantly shrinking.
Read More »15-Year-Old Australian Boy Goes to Sleep, Dies Suddenly and Mysteriously
Is this what they meant by New Normal?
Read More »Common Products Poisoning People with Toxic Chemicals, Research Shows
This is an actual public health and environmental crisis.
Read More »Russia Says Drones Just Tried to Kill Putin, Reserves Right to Retaliate
Russia won't miss.
Read More »US Navy Makes Drag Queen Face of Recruitment Campaign
This is great for morale.
Read More »Google AI Pioneer Says He Quit to Warn AI Can Create New Reality
The solution is for people to stop believing audio, images, and video, and start thinking things through.
Read More »Germany Tells the Territory of the Former Ukraine Not to Attack Russia
This is a nice way of saying "you're not getting that land back."
Read More »Paraguay: Two Candidates Say Election was Stolen by Pro-Taiwan Party, Supporters Clash with Police
It's just a big coincidence that pro-Taiwan candidates are always stealing elections.
Read More »Feminism in Crisis as IBM Announces Plan to Replace Human Resources Department with AI
Women are a net negative in the economy.
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