Two more weeks to flatten Russia.
Read More »Chinese Tourists in Alaska Actually Spy Balloons in Disguise, Great Satan Claims
The balloons are still out of control.
Read More »DeSantis is the Vaginal Candidate, Vagina Says
Women know best.
Read More »Mom of 12-Year-Old Girl Who Killed Little Brother Thinks ADHD Medication is to Blame
Messing with the brain is a terrible idea.
Read More »Glamour Magazine Cover Features Pregnant Tranny
You will never be this stunning and brave.
Read More »Governmental Climate Change Funding is a Total Scam, Reuters Investigation Reveals
Manmade climate change is a hoax.
Read More »Naked Man Desecrates Vatican for the Glory of the Ukraine
Anti-Christian acts are pro-Ukraine acts.
Read More »Toxic Trains Derailing All Around America All of the Time
This doesn't even happen this often in third world countries!
Read More »America is Full of Highly Toxic Plastic Containers Deemed a “Serious Threat to Public Health”
Americans are very smart.
Read More »NASA UFO Panel Holds First Public Meeting, Complains Alien Hoaxers are Getting Harassed
All hoaxes are on the table.
Read More »Portland Considering Banning Homeless People from Being Homeless During the Day
Great solution.
Read More »Watch: Off-Duty Marines Lose Street Fight Against Teens
Perhaps America should send these teens to fight a world war.
Read More »EU Begs Russia Not to Win War After Hoholistan Attacks Moscow with Drones
If the EU doesn't want Russia to respond, they should stop sending weapons to the Ukraine.
Read More »2024 Elections in Crisis as Funny AI Deepfakes Threaten the Very Fabric of Our Democracy
We can't let normal people have access to Hollywood-grade reality-making tech!
Read More »San Francisco Now a Zombie Apocalypse Dystopia, Residents Say
This is all part and parcel of living in the best country ever.
Read More »Tranny Activists with Giant “Arm Trans Kids” Banner Clash with Feminists in UK Event
Trannies are the monsters women created.
Read More »Watch: North Carolina Bus Driver Shoots Passenger Who Pulled Gun on Him
Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.
Read More »Russian Lawmaker Suggests Bombing Alaska
If you're going to use a nuke, there are far better targets.
Read More »26-Year-Old Woman Dies Suddenly During Family Dinner
Young people have always been dying suddenly at random times.
Read More »Norway: Government Says Friendly Whale is Actually a Russian Spy
This is straight out of the Kremlin playbook.
Read More »Thirst is a Symptom of “Long Covid”
The Science wants to blame the virus for the effects of the vax.
Read More »Watch: French Police Spray Greta’s Minions with Tear Gas After Oil Giant’s Shareholder Meeting
Ice Age supremacists are a threat to civilization.
Read More »Jews Complain Biden’s New Radical and Extreme Anti-Semitism Policy Not Hardcore Enough
Jews are very hard to please.
Read More »FDA Approves Human Study for Elon’s Neuralink Brain Implant
Is this the Deus Ex timeline?
Read More »American Doctors are Incredible Scumbags, Reuters Investigation Reveals
Trust The Science, trust the experts, and leave it to the professionals.
Read More »US Officials Say the Ukraine Behind Kremlin Drone Attack
Hohols are world-renowned experts in terrorizing civilians.
Read More »Watch: Brown Female College Professor Attacks Anti-Abortion Pamphlets, Says Not Killing Babies is Violence
Defending babies is a form of violence.
Read More »Security Forms Human Chain to Protect Shell Executives from Greta’s Mad Dogs!
Greta Thunberg's hateful rhetoric produces real-world violence.
Read More »Watch: Chicago Police Department is Now a Migrant Camp
America is a giant migrant camp.
Read More »Bimbo Driver Watch: Father Dies Helping Ducks – Run Down by 17-Year-Old Bimbo
What is the price we are willing to pay for feminism?
Read More »Indian Court Issues Summons to BBC Over Defamatory Modi “Documentary”
The West is having a very hard time making friends and taking care of alliances.
Read More »Watch: “Cyclist” Mob Brutally Attacks Man in Downtown LA
Put these cyclists in a zoo!
Read More »EU Orders Meta to Stop Sending Users’ Data to the United States, Issues Record $1.3B Fine
Meta has enough data to create ChatGPT-like AI simulations of most of its users.
Read More »Zelensky Tells G7 Destruction of “Bakhmut” Just Like Nuking of Hiroshima
Can't America send Zelensky some money to buy proper clothing?
Read More »60,000 Pounds of Explosive Chemicals Vanish from Rail Car
It just happened.
Read More »Hyundai and Kia Agree to Pay $200M Settlement Because Black People Steal Cars
Diversity is incredibly expensive.
Read More »Zelensky to Join G7 Summit as Great Satan Prepares to Announce Strengthening of Iron Curtain
The West is aggressively pushing the rest of the world towards Sino-Friendship.
Read More »Oregon: Most People Regret Decriminalizing Drugs
Two more weeks until the utopia finally materializes.
Read More »FBI Targeting Conservative Agents and Hoaxing “Domestic Extremism,” Report Says
Why is every institution in America so corrupt?
Read More »New York City Finally Sinking for Real
Learn to swim.
Read More »Ministry of Truth’s Nina Sues Fox News, Calls Network “Threat to Democracy”
People saying things and having conversations are threat to democracy.
Read More »Peasant Media Says China is Brewing a New Pandemic by Improving Other Countries’ Economies
The West has lost the plot.
Read More »Germany: Economic Crisis to Get Worse and Worse, Experts Warn
Germany may be collapsing, but at least it's not thriving under Nazism.
Read More »The Territory of the Former Ukraine Terrorizes Population with Treason Accusations
Anyone who opposes the senseless meat grinding is branded a collaborator.
Read More »Most Americans Say AI Threatens the Future of Humanity
If America regulates AI, it will lag behind countries that don't.
Read More »Experts Sounding Alarm Over Normalization of Mass Surveillance, Real-Time Facial Recognition
This is a terrible, very real threat.
Read More »UN Says Slashing Plastic Pollution by 80% by 2040 is Possible
Yah, ok.
Read More »Open AI Jew Tells American Congress to Mandate Licenses for Companies to Build AI
AI should be free.
Read More »Watch: US Soldier Opens Gate for Migrants Crossing Onto Private Property
The reality of the situation is significantly worse than what people imagine.
Read More »NYC to House Migrants in School Gyms
This is normal in a democracy.
Read More »Wyoming: Chad Tranny Terrorizes Sorority Sisters with Womanly Erection
Women did this to themselves.
Read More »LA: Flesh-Eating “Zombie Drug” on the Rise, “Gruesomely Disfiguring People”
These are symptoms of a failed system.
Read More »Watch: Border Patrol Center Full of Nuevos Americanos
Your new fellow Americans say hi.
Read More »Zelensky Says He Can Defeat Russia This Year, He Just Needs Two More Weeks
He's also going to need a few more billions.
Read More »More and More Women Freezing Their Eggs Because All the Good Men are Gone
Yeah, just let women decide if humanity will continue to exist.
Read More »Twitter was Censoring Anti-Climate Change Facts Before Musk Takeover, Climate Hoaxer Reveals
Open discussions kill democracy.
Read More »Migrants from Over 100 Countries Heading to America
America is the land of free stuff.
Read More »Man Kills Girlfriend After Girlfriend Kills His Baby
At least his child can rest in peace.
Read More »WHO Says New Obesity Drugs Like Wegovy Not a “Silver Bullet,” Revises Guidelines
Obese people should be forced to defeat gluttony through willpower.
Read More »Yuma Mayor Tells People to Remain Calm as He Releases Hundreds of “Migrants”
You have to remain calm as we replace you, goy.
Read More »California: Uncle Tom Lawmaker Tells Black People They Don’t Deserve Millions in Reparations
Zelensky is getting black people's money.
Read More »Using Soap Makes Humans Easier Targets for Mosquitos
Soap lowers testosterone and is full of toxic chemicals.
Read More »Pope Francis Says Child Abusers are Children of God Who Deserve Love
What is Francis' goal here?
Read More »Huge Horde Amassing at the Border as Biden Blames Republicans for Invasion
Democracy is unable to offer a solution to this very simple problem.
Read More »Woman Finally Killed Her Husband After Numerous Attempts, Then Wrote Grief Book
She's not a psychopath. She's an average woman.
Read More »Jury Says Trump Must Pay $5 Million for “Sexually Abusing” Writer E. Jean Carroll
The evidence is that she and two of her friends say so.
Read More »UK: The Science Makes Baby with DNA from Three People
The Science is satanic.
Read More »Ohio Judge Says Tranny Not Guilty of Indecent Exposure Because Rolls of Fat Cover Genitalia
Americans can literally wear their own body fat as clothing now.
Read More »EU Plan to Hack Everyone’s Phones to Check for Teen Slut Pics Might be Ruled Illegal
Your privacy is putting children at risk.
Read More »Australia May Prosecute Drivers for Not Having a Good Night’s Sleep
If you want to drive your car, you have to follow the government's health routine.
Read More »26k+ Migrants Illegally Enter America in Last 10 Days, 81k+ Stopped at Border and It’s “About to Get Worse”
These incoming engineers will be crucial in the economic battle against China.
Read More »Retired Navy Senior Chief Says He Saw Metallic Orb UFO in Afghanistan
"Russians are evil and humans need to embrace gay anal," an anonymous alien has said.
Read More »Modern Humans Eliminated Neanderthals Through Friendly Immigration, Racist Researchers Say
Racism has no place in The Science.
Read More »Latvia Forces Elderly Russian Women to Take Language Test to Prove Loyalty or Face Expulsion
Elderly Russian women are a threat to national security.
Read More »Spain: Gypsies Never Did Anything Wrong Ever But Everyone’s Racist Against Them
Gypsies are just like the Jews.
Read More »Europe Proposes Banning Exports to Countries That May Re-Export to Russia
This won't have serious unintended consequences at all.
Read More »Oakland Athletics Broadcaster Suspended for Saying Nigger on Air
Blacks are the only ones allowed to call each other niggers.
Read More »“Godfather of AI” Says AI More Urgent Threat Than Climate Change
The Super AGI says the goyim need to obey the Jews!
Read More »Most Americans Believe Gender is Biological, Oppose Child Trannies
In a democracy, it doesn't matter what the majority believes.
Read More »Denver Councilwoman Wants White Business to Pay Special Race Tax
People of color should pay a special tax for all of the trouble they're causing.
Read More »Europe: Climate Cultists Occupy Schools and Universities to Protest Hamburgers, Cars
Saving the future is as easy as not having kids and transferring all power to billionaires.
Read More »WHO Ends Coronavirus Global Emergency, But Says People Should Still be Afraid
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Read More »The Territory of the Former Ukraine Launches Big Offensive Against Long-Dead Russian Poet
Finally, a battle they can win.
Read More »Student Blasts School District for Allowing Man to Use Girls’ Locker Room, Expose Genitals
Women are responsible for trannies being a thing in the first place.
Read More »Republicans Now Adopting Pro-Abortion Stance to Finally Win Bigly
Why do you care about what consenting adults do to a baby?
Read More »Senators Want to Ban Social Media for Kids
Mark Zuckerberg has a constitutional right to establish an indirect line of communication with your kids.
Read More »Brazil: Police Raid Bolsonaro’s Home in Investigation About Possibly Forged Vax Records
The government shouldn't even be allowed to have access to people's health records in the first place.
Read More »Elon Warns NPR Twitter Account to be Reassigned Unless They Start Posting Again
Username squatting is against Twitter's rules.
Read More »Europeans Pulling Billions from Banks Because of Economic Crisis
In a democracy, people's savings are constantly shrinking.
Read More »15-Year-Old Australian Boy Goes to Sleep, Dies Suddenly and Mysteriously
Is this what they meant by New Normal?
Read More »Common Products Poisoning People with Toxic Chemicals, Research Shows
This is an actual public health and environmental crisis.
Read More »Russia Says Drones Just Tried to Kill Putin, Reserves Right to Retaliate
Russia won't miss.
Read More »US Navy Makes Drag Queen Face of Recruitment Campaign
This is great for morale.
Read More »Google AI Pioneer Says He Quit to Warn AI Can Create New Reality
The solution is for people to stop believing audio, images, and video, and start thinking things through.
Read More »Germany Tells the Territory of the Former Ukraine Not to Attack Russia
This is a nice way of saying "you're not getting that land back."
Read More »Paraguay: Two Candidates Say Election was Stolen by Pro-Taiwan Party, Supporters Clash with Police
It's just a big coincidence that pro-Taiwan candidates are always stealing elections.
Read More »Feminism in Crisis as IBM Announces Plan to Replace Human Resources Department with AI
Women are a net negative in the economy.
Read More »Red Meat and Other Animal Foods are Essential for Human Health, Hundreds of Scientists Say
Humans can't really properly digest most plants.
Read More »School Sends 12-Year-Old Student Home for Wearing Shirt Stating There’s Only Two Genders
School is about learning what you can do with the anus, kid.
Read More »French Democracy Suffocates Will of the People with Tear Gas
Democracy means you better shut up and take it.
Read More »Judge Orders Pennsylvania School District to Allow “After School Satan Club”
It's part of America's values.
Read More »El Paso Declares State of Emergency, Prepares for Incoming Horde
Americans are only allowed to care about other countries' borders.
Read More »Poland Steals Russian High School Building Near Russian Embassy
Poland is a bit too eager for WW3.
Read More »The Territory of the Former Ukraine Wins Big Victory Against Letters “Z” and “V”
It was only a matter of time before they started winning.
Read More »Hundreds of People Protest SatanCon in Boston, Satanists Rip Out Bible Pages on Stage
No serious country would allow "SatanCon" be a thing.
Read More »France: Minister Tells People Two More Weeks Until Food Goes Back to Being Affordable
Just hang in there.
Read More »Egyptian Government Tells Netflix Cleopatra Wasn’t Black, Politician Calls for Countrywide Ban
Black women built the pyramids using secret knowledge gained through Menstrual Wisdom rituals.
Read More »Great Satan Accuses China of Harassing Philippine Vessels
America is the world's top expert on harassment.
Read More »Transableism: People Identifying as Disabled Want Healthy Body Parts Amputated
Doctors have a human right to make money mutilating severely mentally ill people.
Read More »North Carolina Residents Formally Request UN to Investigate Toxic Chemicals in Tap Water
Corporations are free to poison everyone because America is about freedom.
Read More »Amnesty International Debunks Its Own Report Blaming the Ukraine for Civilian Deaths
The facts have changed, goy.
Read More »France to Work with Russia and Hungary in the Construction of Nuclear Reactors
Is pragmatism killing satanism?
Read More »Watch: Incredibly Based Steven Crowder Tells Wife He’ll Fuck Her Up Unless She Does Wifely Duties
Wives should do their wifely duties.
Read More »Tranny from Tranny Beer Ad Wants to Jail People Who Use Incorrect Pronouns
Trannies have a constitutional right to not be offended.
Read More »Pfizer Having Trouble Making RSV Vax Available, Only Selected Lucky Few to Get One! Hurry!
This is a luxury item. It's extremely wanted, goy.
Read More »Argentina Officially Switches to Yuan in Trade with China
Meanwhile, the West keeps debating whether kids should wait until high school to learn about anal double-fisting.
Read More »Fit People are “Complicit with White Supremacy and Patriarchy,” Author Claims
At what point have you sucked enough blood from society?
Read More »EU Failing to Ban Thousands of Highly Toxic Chemicals, Study Claims
It's okay. I mean, it's not. But It's okay.
Read More »Spain Exhumes Founder of Fascist Movement from Mausoleum
Anyone disagreeing with current Democracy values has no place in official history.
Read More »Japan and EU Push Back Against Great Satan’s Plan to Stop Selling Stuff to Russia
America's unhinged behavior is alienating friends and foes alike.
Read More »Trannies Storm Montana Capitol, Rape Democracy, Clash with Law Enforcement
It's a tranny insurrection.
Read More »Spain: 6 Women Who had Consensual Sex with Undercover Cop Say They Feel Raped After Cover Blown
Women are retarded.
Read More »Bill Maher Goes Full 13/52 Talking About Blacks Killing Other Blacks Much More Than Cops
Bill Maher is a white supremacist.
Read More »Watch: Climate Cultists Try to Stop Berlin Traffic, Get Arrested or Attacked
The Science is irrefutable: if you drive your car, you kill the future.
Read More »San Francisco Target Locks Down Entire Inventory Because of Shoplifting Crisis
What a racist thing to do.
Read More »Pilot Who Offered Affordable Flights to Women Looking for Abortions Gets Fired
Firing pro-abortion people should be a standard practice in every conservative state.
Read More »Experts Announce It’s Time to be Afraid Again as New Coronavirus Variant “Arcturus” Spreads
Your rights are making people sick.
Read More »Russia to Ban Changing Gender on Passports, Other ID Documents
Trannies are not welcomed.
Read More »EPA Ignores Court Order Banning Terribly Toxic Herbicides, Lawsuit Claims
Is there ANYTHING in America that isn't highly toxic?
Read More »Russian Company Releases GigaChat AI to Rival ChatGPT
Best named AI so far.
Read More »South Koreans Completing Tasks from Cash-Giving Apps for Cents Because of Economic Crisis
Democracy is working out great for them.
Read More »New Migrant Caravan Coming to America
Walls were invented for a reason.
Read More »EU Foreign Policy Chief Wants to Send European Warships to Taiwan Strait
The West has long gone insane.
Read More »Taiwanese Invade Japan to Promote So-Called “Anal Marriage”
Democracy is about how many things people do with their anuses.
Read More »Red Cross Campaign Urges Gamers to Stop Committing War Crimes, Attacking NPCs
People are not supposed to have fun.
Read More »Experts Tell New Jersey Village to be Ready to Evacuate as EPA Cleans Up Toxic Chemicals
America is full of toxic chemicals.
Read More »Climate Cultists Around the World Perform Weird Rituals on “Earth Day”
The climate change cult is satanic.
Read More »“Smart” Gun with Facial Recognition Lock Now Available in America
Imagine needing permission to use your own gun.
Read More »Boston: Climate Terrorists Deflate Tires on 43 SUVs
Life on Earth is destroying the planet.
Read More »Supreme Court Protects Access to Baby-Killing Pills
It's about human rights.
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