Never ascribe to stupidity that which can adequately be explained by malice.
Read More »Watch: Another Norfolk Southern Cargo Train Derails in Ohio
These things don't happen this often in the Third World.
Read More »61% of Americans Believe Feds Incited J6, 34% Want “National Divorce” Between Republican and Democrat States
A national divorce would mean less time wasted fighting over irreconcilable differences.
Read More »UK: Evil Trolls Cancel Baby Drag Queen Cabaret Show
Only a bigoted troll would oppose the sexual empowerment of babies.
Read More »Someone is Poisoning Girls Who Go to School in Iran
If they don't want to get poisoned, they can stay home and do womanly things.
Read More »Steven Spielberg Fuels Alien Hoax, Says Government Hiding UFO Information
Greetings, Earthlings. Remember to obey the Jews.
Read More »Indian US Presidential Candidate Vivek Ramaswamy Claims Trump Failed to Protect Border!
America is a nation made out of ideas, bobs, and vegenes.
Read More »Ireland: Grandmother Ends Up in Jail After Asking Why Ukrainians Get Free Hotel Rooms
A proper democracy doesn't care about its citizens.
Read More »French General Says West is Hiding Results of Nord Stream Investigation
Russia is known to attack itself, and to shell its own nuclear power plants.
Read More »California: Task Force Increases Reparations Figure for Each Black to $360,000
You can't put a price tag on the suffering of People of Crime.
Read More »Watch: Evil Stolen Car Flees Traffic Stop, Kills Man, Crashes Into Building and Causes It to Collapse
The driver was protecting his life from the cops.
Read More »Fox News Has “Soft Ban” on Donald Trump, Sources Say
If only Trump started tweeting again.
Read More »“Great Stagflationary Debt Crisis” Coming This Year, Doctor Doom Believes
Are people really willing to suffer so much for gay anal?
Read More »Florida Bill Would Require Bloggers Who Write About DeSantis to Register With the State
Are they going to police comment sections too?
Read More »“Plasticosis”: A Plastic Disease for Birds!
But what about humans?
Read More »Russia to Seal Up and Mothball Sabotaged Nord Stream Pipelines, Has No Plans to Repair Them
No point in repairing them if The Great Satan can just sabotage them again.
Read More »Florida Tap Water Eats Person’s Brain
Even the tap water is evil in Florida!
Read More »Great Satan Greenlights Proposed Sale of $619M Worth of Military Supplies to Taiwan
America has a moral duty to spread anal fisting around the world.
Read More »Canada: School Places “Trans” Troll Teacher with Huge Fake Breasts on Paid Leave
He's trolling everyone and getting paid for it.
Read More »Top Human Rights Organizations Urge UN to Do Something Over America’s Abortion Restrictions
Women have no control over their bodies. Pregnancies just happen.
Read More »Blinken Walks Up to Lavrov During G20 Meeting, Begs Him to Lose War
America keeps coming up with these nonsensical propositions.
Read More »Archeologists Find New Corridor in Great Pyramid of Giza
"End racism and embrace Democracy," hieroglyphs say.
Read More »Obesity Experts Expect 51% of the World to be Obese or Overweight by 2035
Are they suggesting obesity is bad?
Read More »Experts Tell People Not to Worry About Mysterious White Dust Falling from the Sky in West Virginia and Maryland
Random white dust falling from the sky is part of the new normal.
Read More »Watch: Black Man Randomly Shoots Homeless Man in the Head
Why would a black man do something so horrible?
Read More »People Disagree with Great Satan Because China Spends Billions on “Disinformation” Campaign, US Envoy Says
You can't allow different opinions in a democracy.
Read More »Police Investigate State Troopers for Racist and Misogynistic Comments Made in Online Game
You're not allowed to make jokes in a democracy.
Read More »UK: Grocery Price Inflation Surges to 17%
Part and parcel of living in a democracy.
Read More »Oregon: Proposed Bill Would Give Homeless $1,000 a Month to Spend However They Want
America is only supposed to give free money to the Ukraine.
Read More »Nuland Says “Fringe” Republicans and Democrats are “Starting to Question” Support for the Ukraine
The Ukraine is who Americans are.
Read More »Watch: Angry Black Woman and Daughters Attack Grocery Store Cashier
Black power!
Read More »About Half of Murders Go Unsolved, According to New Report
America is making progress.
Read More »Great Satan Preparing to Stage False Flag Chemical Attack in the Ukraine, Russia Warns
Americans hate a bully.
Read More »Hungary’s FM Says EU Puts Journalists on a Sanctions List While Pretending to Support Media Freedom
The West does everything it accuses others of doing, while pretending to be the good guy.
Read More »China Says America Not in a Position to Dictate Terms of Chinese-Russian Friendship
Sino-friendship cannot be stopped.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Blocks Entrance to Norway’s Energy Ministry Over Ugliness of Wind Turbines
These things are too ugly, even for Greta.
Read More »France: Massive Protests Demand NATO Exit, End of War
Too bad Democracy doesn't care about what the people want.
Read More »Medvedev Warns West That Aiding the Ukraine Could Lead to Nuclear Apocalypse
Are we doing this or what?
Read More »Teacher Wants to Keep Students’ Information Secret from “Christo-Fascist” Parents
Schools are satanic.
Read More »US Stocks Could Crash Within Months, Morgan Stanley’s Top Strategist Warns
It doesn't matter what happens to America as long as the Ukraine has democracy.
Read More »Germany to Waste $1 Trillion by 2030 Because America Sabotaged Nord Stream
That's just who Germans are in a democracy.
Read More »Pentagon Advisory Panel Recommends Banning Gun Sales to Prevent Soldiers from Committing Suicide
Soldiers shouldn't have access to guns.
Read More »The Science Says Gene Therapy Could Make People Happy, Improve Mental Health
The Science only wants what's best for you.
Read More »More Newspapers Drop “Dilbert” Over Scott Adams’ Logical Conclusions Regarding Black People
Reason and logic are racist.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Victims Start to Report Weird Illnesses
You can't leave your home if the flu is around, but toxic chemicals are alright.
Read More »Putin Says West Wants to Destroy Russia and the Russian People
He's completely right.
Read More »“Racist” American Woman Being Investigated by the Cops for Yelling at a Mexican
The cops are all just enforcers of the ADL control grid.
Read More »WHO Says Bird Flu is Worrying Because World is Full of Birds
The next scream you hear could be your own!
Read More »Spain Detects First Case of Deadly Marburg Virus
Don't forget that viruses are very scary, okay?
Read More »Erin Brockovich Visits East Palestine, Tells People to Prepare for a Long Battle
Where is Brandon?
Read More »Angry Black Woman Crashes Vehicle Into Popeyes Over Missing Biscuits
Yet another example of systemic racism against People of Crime.
Read More »Great Satan to Send Soldiers to Train Troops in Taiwan
There are a lot of different ways this could go sideways for the Jews.
Read More »Zelensky Says He’ll Defeat Everyone in Video Titled “The Year of Invincibility”
Zelensky is an MCU hero.
Read More »Victims of Jersey Chemical Spill Tell East Palestinians to Hold Their Ground and Sue
People in the region are sentenced to live in fear.
Read More »Trump Visits East Palestine, Hands Out Food and Bottled Water
Why not send that water to the Ukraine?
Read More »Real News: ISIS Women are Sexually Enslaving Teenage Boys, Sucking the Life Force Out of Them
Ejaculating is bad for men's health.
Read More »Literal Witch Leads Witch Hunt Against Trump
In a demoncracy, demons are in charge.
Read More »“Zombie Drug” Xylazine Rotting People’s Skin Across America
This is very normal.
Read More »Animals All Around the World Have Toxic Chemicals in Their Blood, Study Finds
But the real problem is the weather.
Read More »Racist Seattle Bans India’s Ancient Culture
This was a very important thing to do in America.
Read More »Indian Entrepreneur Running for US Presidency to Defend “Set of Ideals” That Built America
Americans aren't people - they're vessels that happen to have the right set of ideals.
Read More »Zelensky Bans Former President’s Party and Steals Its Assets to Protect Democracy
Democracy has to ban democracy to protect Democracy.
Read More »Trump Says Jew Nuland and “Others Just Like Her” Behind the Ukraine Conflict
Trump, who's usually considered to be orange, has finally revealed his true colors.
Read More »Anglican Church Splits Over Support for Anal – BASED Blacks Refuse to Have Gay Sex
Some people just won't have gay sex (unless they're in prison).
Read More »Border Patrol Begs for Help as Mexicans Invade America from Canada!
Now from the top side!
Read More »Russia Suspends Last Nuclear Treaty with America and Puts New Nukes on Combat Duty
Exciting times!
Read More »Paul Gosar Says Russia Not Americans’ Enemy and the Ukraine Not a Friend
Are Americans really so fat that they can't understand this?
Read More »What’s a Black Man Doing in an Intel Chip Factory? Murdering People
He's angry because white people stole Wakanda's technology.
Read More »Don Lemon Taken Off Air for Saying 51-Year-Old Nimrata Randhawa Not in Her Prime
Women reach their prime at around age 70, experts say.
Read More »“Trans” Troll Teacher with Huge Fake Boobs Claims They’re Real After Being Photographed Without Them
Not all heroes wear makeup. This one does.
Read More »Police Say Pipe Bomb Found Behind Church in Philadelphia
You can't just go to Church without being afraid, goy.
Read More »Backfiring of Sanctions Reflects West’s “Hubristic Over-Confidence,” Analysts Say
Two more weeks until the Russian economy collapses.
Read More »Nestle Says Food Prices to Keep Increasing in 2023
This is Putin's fault.
Read More »Ohio Residents Angry as Kids Report Chemical Smell in School Hallways
There's no money to help these people. It's all going to the Ukraine.
Read More »Black Woman Kills Mother in Front of Her Kids After Parking Lot Dispute
Why are black people like this?
Read More »Blinken Warns China Balloons “Unacceptable,” Must Never Happen Again
He's not a man to be trifled with.
Read More »Orban Says Sanctions Costing Hungary Over 10 Billion Euros While Russia Remains Unharmed
These sanctions are well past Wile E. Coyote levels of goofy.
Read More »UK Counter-Terrorism Program Flags Tolkien, Huxley, Orwell, And Shakespeare as “Far Right” Literature
The Elf-Right is threatening Our Democracy.
Read More »Credit Card Provider Discover to Track Gun Purchases from April
If the goal is to prevent murder, it would be easier to track black people.
Read More »The Ukraine to Lose War Soon Unless West Sends More Stuff Fast, EU Foreign Affairs Chief Says
Give them your stuff, goy. This is about Democracy.
Read More »Trans Teacher with Huge Fake Breasts Actually Dresses as a Man Outside Classroom
He's just gender fluid.
Read More »12-Year-Old Boy Without Prior Health Issues Dies Suddenly During Football Practice
Very normal. Happens all the time.
Read More »US Air Force Grounds Hundreds of Tankers Over Critical Flaw
Is everything in America breaking down all of a sudden?
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Scientists Say People to Get Cancer After Train Derailment
The exposure to the toxic chemicals isn't even over.
Read More »Brandon Says Objects in the Sky Not Surveillance Vehicles and Not from China
Ohio? What Ohio?
Read More »New Polish “Volunteer” Units Headed to the Ukraine
Poland loves war.
Read More »The Pentagram Gives Benefits to Troops Who Kill Babies in the Womb
American troops can't figure out how to not get pregnant.
Read More »NATO Reveals “Persistent Surveillance from Space” Project to Spy on Entire Planet
Aren't floating balloons supposed to be more effective?
Read More »“Ukrainian Soldiers” Sport ISIS Terrorist Patches
The same people behind ISIS are behind democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Frogs and Fish Dying en Masse Like Canaries in Coal Mines But People Told It’s Okay
The water and air are safe and effective.
Read More »Reuters Says Zelensky has a Puffy Face and Lines Under His Eyes, Was Disliked Before War
Zelensky is what a real Hollywood actor looks like.
Read More »Pompeo Says Israel has a Right to Kill Palestinians and Take Their Land Because of the Bible
You have to serve the Chosen Ones, goy.
Read More »Afghan Women Reject Feminism and Embrace the Koran
But what about their OnlyFans?!
Read More »California Introduces Bill to Ban Racist Police Dogs from Biting Black People
Police dogs were invented by racists.
Read More »Males Should be Called “Sperm-Producing” and Females “Egg-Producing,” Researchers Say
The Science is finally making progress.
Read More »Nicola Sturgeon, Scotland’s First Woman First Minister, Quits Abruptly Because Job is Too Hard
Dumbass bimbo!
Read More »Huge Investigation Reveals the Real Election Meddlers and Hackers: Israeli Jews!
It's always the Jews.
Read More »The Science Betrays Believers as Huge Study Says Face Masks are Totally Useless
You still have to wear them, goy.
Read More »Black Man Opens Fire on Michigan State University Campus, Kills 3 and Injures 5
Pointing out the race of the shooter is racist.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Train had Even More Toxic Chemicals Than Reported, Animals are Dying
Hey, look! There's some kind of object floating in the sky!
Read More »NATO Running Out of Ammo
It's the price of freedom.
Read More »Great Satan Training Terrorists to Attack Russia
America invented terrorism.
Read More »Xi Invites Iran’s President to China to Deepen Ties Between the Two Countries
China is very good at making friends.
Read More »Poland Says Russia to Win Soon Unless West Sends “Urgent Help” to the Ukraine
Poland just wants a little world war to have some fun.
Read More »UK Considers Manufacturing Weapons in the Ukraine
These people really want a nuclear war.
Read More »American Military Starts Paying Attention to Skies After Balloon Incident
This is just like the movies, goy.
Read More »Austrian Businesses Stand with Russia Despite Facing “Unprecedented Pressure” from Sanctions
History has shown that Austrians are very evil people.
Read More »Israel Pledges to Do Even Worse Things to Palestinians
It's self-defense, goy.
Read More »Extreme Crisis (Very Real): China Fired Green Laser Beams Over Hawaii
Is China working for the aliens?
Read More »Zelensky Fires Deputy Commander of the National Guard
This is all part of the winning plan.
Read More »People Protest Children’s Sexual Empowerment Outside Drag Queen Story Time Event in London
Kids have a human right to experiment with anal.
Read More »Hitler’s Ghost Detonates WW2 Bomb in English Town as Dead Nazis Pledge Support for Putin
Hitler is an ally of Putin.
Read More »Turkey and Russia Now Developing Visa and Mastercard Alternative
The West is turning the entire planet against it through its sanctions.
Read More »US Sanctioning China as Revenge for Balloon
The downed balloon dawned the Balloon Age on all Americans.
Read More »Evil Police Officers Arrest Black Ambulance Driver for Being Too Poor to Afford Clothes
The cops are out of control.
Read More »Ukrainian Military Requests Coordinates from Great Satan Before Firing Artillery, Official Reveals
Do Americans even want to fight Russia?
Read More »Zelensky Says He Ruined Minsk Agreements on Purpose
You still need to send him your money, goy.
Read More »Worker Who Thought She was Saving “Trans Kids” Realizes She was Only Cutting Dicks Off
Adults are supposed to protect kids.
Read More »America Sabotaged Nord Stream, NYT Journalist Seymour Hersh Says
Shocking revelations.
Read More »UK Suffers “Permanent” Reduction in Living Standards
Yet another consequence of Putin's sanctions on Europe.
Read More »Roger Waters to UN Security Council: People are Sick of These Jew Wars
Who cares if the Ukraine's borders change a bit.
Read More »Ugly People More Likely to Wear Coronavirus Face Masks, The Science Reveals
Ugly people should be illegal.
Read More »Joe Rogan Says Jews are Into Money Like Italians are Into Pizza
This is racist against People of Coins.
Read More »US Border: Authorities Seize Enough Fentanyl to Kill Over a Billion People
The Ukraine's borders are the only borders Americans are allowed to defend.
Read More »Canada: Cops Arrest Teen for Attending School After Being Suspended for Anti-Tranny Views
When did the feelings of trannies become sacred?
Read More »Church of England Discusses Referring to God Using Gender-Neutral Language
Why is this level of heresy allowed?
Read More »UK Vows to Teach the Ukraine Pilots to Fly NATO Jets
Is this World War 3 already?
Read More »Doctor Jill Cucks Brandon in Front of Live Audience at State of the Union!
What is going on there?
Read More »Watch: Disney Tells Kids White Americans Have to Pay Black People Reparations
Everything in America is made out of cotton.
Read More »UN Chief Says World War 3 Likely Coming Soon
Democracy means you don't have a say on the matter.
Read More »Italian Bakery Makes Bread Using Powdered Bugs
It's a conspiracy theory.
Read More »Video Reveals Black Double Amputee Who Dindu Actually Did Do
But he was a good boy.
Read More »Zelensky Junta Destroys Millions of Russian-Language Books in Public Libraries
Books threaten Democracy.
Read More »Balloon Could Have Been Carrying a Bomb, Pentagram Claims
This is just like Vietnam.
Read More »Watch: Man Fires Blanks at SF Synagogue
Goyim! Help! This is terrorism!
Read More »“Experts” Explain Why China has to Use a Balloon Instead of a Satellite
Balloons are less likely to draw attention because everyone in America is shaped like a balloon.
Read More »#Satanists Trending on Twitter After Grammys Satanic Ritual
What is going on in America?
Read More »Zelensky Continues to Claim Russia Attacks Its Own Nuclear Power Plants, Sanctions Russian Nuclear Industry
Russia is so evil that it even attacks itself!
Read More »UK Health Workers Begin Largest Strike in NHS’ History Demanding Higher Pay
Things are tough all over.
Read More »Atlanta: Jews Find Anti-Semitic Flyers Saying the Talmud is Satanic
Shut it down! Now!
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