Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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Kids Who Use More Soap and Sunscreen Have Higher Levels of Hormone Disrupting Chemicals
The supermarket stuff is pure poison.
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Meta to Put Minors Using Instagram Into New “Teen Accounts” to Let Parents Control Activities
It doesn’t really make it any less harmful.
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Connecticut: Female Guidance Counselor Pictured After Arrest Over Giving Lapdances to Middle Schooler
Looks like she was caught because she sent nudes.
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Watch: Hillary Clinton Says Trump is a Danger to the World After Second Alleged Assassination Attempt
Will the White House condemn her statements?
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NY-Based Company Steals Elon’s Thunder with Less Invasive, Better Brain Implant
Everything Elon makes is shitty and easily beaten by the competition.
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White House Condemns Elon Tweet Reading: “No One is Even Trying to Assassinate Biden/Kamala”
I’m surprised they’re not going to sue him for this.
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NATO Chief Wants Allies to Vote on Letting the Ukraine Attack Russia with Long-Range Missiles
They’re poking a nuclear bear.
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Feds Going After RFK Jr. for Beheading Beached Whale Corpse in 1994
“He beheaded the corpse of a whale!” is the best they could find after the nanny abuse hoax didn’t really go anywhere.
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Secret Cervix Agent in Charge of Trump Ear Rally “Known to be Incompetent,” Whistleblower Says
The other agents look pretty incompetent too.
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US Denies Involvement in Plot to Kill Venezuela’s Maduro After Three Americans Detained
Of course the government will deny it.
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Nevada to Let Women Use Taxpayer Funds to Pay for Abortions
Pharmaceutical companies need the body parts.
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Houthis Reach Israel with Missile, Netanyahu Promises Revenge
The Iron Dome is having a lot of problems lately.
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Bill Gates Announces There’ll be a Pandemic If World Avoids Big War
Why would a war prevent a pandemic?
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Blinken Announces Sanctions Against RT for Allegedly Being Part of Russia’s Intelligence Network
The government has to censor what information people are exposed to in order to protect their freedom.
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Haitian Migrants “Don’t Understand the Laws,” Ohio State Rep. Says
They don’t even understand English.