Two more weeks until the Russian economy collapses.
Read More »Nestle Says Food Prices to Keep Increasing in 2023
This is Putin's fault.
Read More »Ohio Residents Angry as Kids Report Chemical Smell in School Hallways
There's no money to help these people. It's all going to the Ukraine.
Read More »Black Woman Kills Mother in Front of Her Kids After Parking Lot Dispute
Why are black people like this?
Read More »Blinken Warns China Balloons “Unacceptable,” Must Never Happen Again
He's not a man to be trifled with.
Read More »Orban Says Sanctions Costing Hungary Over 10 Billion Euros While Russia Remains Unharmed
These sanctions are well past Wile E. Coyote levels of goofy.
Read More »UK Counter-Terrorism Program Flags Tolkien, Huxley, Orwell, And Shakespeare as “Far Right” Literature
The Elf-Right is threatening Our Democracy.
Read More »Credit Card Provider Discover to Track Gun Purchases from April
If the goal is to prevent murder, it would be easier to track black people.
Read More »The Ukraine to Lose War Soon Unless West Sends More Stuff Fast, EU Foreign Affairs Chief Says
Give them your stuff, goy. This is about Democracy.
Read More »Trans Teacher with Huge Fake Breasts Actually Dresses as a Man Outside Classroom
He's just gender fluid.
Read More »12-Year-Old Boy Without Prior Health Issues Dies Suddenly During Football Practice
Very normal. Happens all the time.
Read More »US Air Force Grounds Hundreds of Tankers Over Critical Flaw
Is everything in America breaking down all of a sudden?
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Scientists Say People to Get Cancer After Train Derailment
The exposure to the toxic chemicals isn't even over.
Read More »Brandon Says Objects in the Sky Not Surveillance Vehicles and Not from China
Ohio? What Ohio?
Read More »New Polish “Volunteer” Units Headed to the Ukraine
Poland loves war.
Read More »The Pentagram Gives Benefits to Troops Who Kill Babies in the Womb
American troops can't figure out how to not get pregnant.
Read More »NATO Reveals “Persistent Surveillance from Space” Project to Spy on Entire Planet
Aren't floating balloons supposed to be more effective?
Read More »“Ukrainian Soldiers” Sport ISIS Terrorist Patches
The same people behind ISIS are behind democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Frogs and Fish Dying en Masse Like Canaries in Coal Mines But People Told It’s Okay
The water and air are safe and effective.
Read More »Reuters Says Zelensky has a Puffy Face and Lines Under His Eyes, Was Disliked Before War
Zelensky is what a real Hollywood actor looks like.
Read More »Pompeo Says Israel has a Right to Kill Palestinians and Take Their Land Because of the Bible
You have to serve the Chosen Ones, goy.
Read More »Afghan Women Reject Feminism and Embrace the Koran
But what about their OnlyFans?!
Read More »California Introduces Bill to Ban Racist Police Dogs from Biting Black People
Police dogs were invented by racists.
Read More »Males Should be Called “Sperm-Producing” and Females “Egg-Producing,” Researchers Say
The Science is finally making progress.
Read More »Nicola Sturgeon, Scotland’s First Woman First Minister, Quits Abruptly Because Job is Too Hard
Dumbass bimbo!
Read More »Huge Investigation Reveals the Real Election Meddlers and Hackers: Israeli Jews!
It's always the Jews.
Read More »The Science Betrays Believers as Huge Study Says Face Masks are Totally Useless
You still have to wear them, goy.
Read More »Black Man Opens Fire on Michigan State University Campus, Kills 3 and Injures 5
Pointing out the race of the shooter is racist.
Read More »Ohio Chernobyl: Train had Even More Toxic Chemicals Than Reported, Animals are Dying
Hey, look! There's some kind of object floating in the sky!
Read More »NATO Running Out of Ammo
It's the price of freedom.
Read More »Great Satan Training Terrorists to Attack Russia
America invented terrorism.
Read More »Xi Invites Iran’s President to China to Deepen Ties Between the Two Countries
China is very good at making friends.
Read More »Poland Says Russia to Win Soon Unless West Sends “Urgent Help” to the Ukraine
Poland just wants a little world war to have some fun.
Read More »UK Considers Manufacturing Weapons in the Ukraine
These people really want a nuclear war.
Read More »American Military Starts Paying Attention to Skies After Balloon Incident
This is just like the movies, goy.
Read More »Austrian Businesses Stand with Russia Despite Facing “Unprecedented Pressure” from Sanctions
History has shown that Austrians are very evil people.
Read More »Israel Pledges to Do Even Worse Things to Palestinians
It's self-defense, goy.
Read More »Extreme Crisis (Very Real): China Fired Green Laser Beams Over Hawaii
Is China working for the aliens?
Read More »Zelensky Fires Deputy Commander of the National Guard
This is all part of the winning plan.
Read More »People Protest Children’s Sexual Empowerment Outside Drag Queen Story Time Event in London
Kids have a human right to experiment with anal.
Read More »Hitler’s Ghost Detonates WW2 Bomb in English Town as Dead Nazis Pledge Support for Putin
Hitler is an ally of Putin.
Read More »Turkey and Russia Now Developing Visa and Mastercard Alternative
The West is turning the entire planet against it through its sanctions.
Read More »US Sanctioning China as Revenge for Balloon
The downed balloon dawned the Balloon Age on all Americans.
Read More »Evil Police Officers Arrest Black Ambulance Driver for Being Too Poor to Afford Clothes
The cops are out of control.
Read More »Ukrainian Military Requests Coordinates from Great Satan Before Firing Artillery, Official Reveals
Do Americans even want to fight Russia?
Read More »Zelensky Says He Ruined Minsk Agreements on Purpose
You still need to send him your money, goy.
Read More »Worker Who Thought She was Saving “Trans Kids” Realizes She was Only Cutting Dicks Off
Adults are supposed to protect kids.
Read More »America Sabotaged Nord Stream, NYT Journalist Seymour Hersh Says
Shocking revelations.
Read More »UK Suffers “Permanent” Reduction in Living Standards
Yet another consequence of Putin's sanctions on Europe.
Read More »Roger Waters to UN Security Council: People are Sick of These Jew Wars
Who cares if the Ukraine's borders change a bit.
Read More »Ugly People More Likely to Wear Coronavirus Face Masks, The Science Reveals
Ugly people should be illegal.
Read More »Joe Rogan Says Jews are Into Money Like Italians are Into Pizza
This is racist against People of Coins.
Read More »US Border: Authorities Seize Enough Fentanyl to Kill Over a Billion People
The Ukraine's borders are the only borders Americans are allowed to defend.
Read More »Canada: Cops Arrest Teen for Attending School After Being Suspended for Anti-Tranny Views
When did the feelings of trannies become sacred?
Read More »Church of England Discusses Referring to God Using Gender-Neutral Language
Why is this level of heresy allowed?
Read More »UK Vows to Teach the Ukraine Pilots to Fly NATO Jets
Is this World War 3 already?
Read More »Doctor Jill Cucks Brandon in Front of Live Audience at State of the Union!
What is going on there?
Read More »Watch: Disney Tells Kids White Americans Have to Pay Black People Reparations
Everything in America is made out of cotton.
Read More »UN Chief Says World War 3 Likely Coming Soon
Democracy means you don't have a say on the matter.
Read More »Italian Bakery Makes Bread Using Powdered Bugs
It's a conspiracy theory.
Read More »Video Reveals Black Double Amputee Who Dindu Actually Did Do
But he was a good boy.
Read More »Zelensky Junta Destroys Millions of Russian-Language Books in Public Libraries
Books threaten Democracy.
Read More »Balloon Could Have Been Carrying a Bomb, Pentagram Claims
This is just like Vietnam.
Read More »Watch: Man Fires Blanks at SF Synagogue
Goyim! Help! This is terrorism!
Read More »“Experts” Explain Why China has to Use a Balloon Instead of a Satellite
Balloons are less likely to draw attention because everyone in America is shaped like a balloon.
Read More »#Satanists Trending on Twitter After Grammys Satanic Ritual
What is going on in America?
Read More »Zelensky Continues to Claim Russia Attacks Its Own Nuclear Power Plants, Sanctions Russian Nuclear Industry
Russia is so evil that it even attacks itself!
Read More »UK Health Workers Begin Largest Strike in NHS’ History Demanding Higher Pay
Things are tough all over.
Read More »Atlanta: Jews Find Anti-Semitic Flyers Saying the Talmud is Satanic
Shut it down! Now!
Read More »US Dollar Status as Reserve Currency in Jeopardy, Doctor Doom Says
It's over for Analmerica.
Read More »Former Israeli PM Says Zelensky Agreed to Not Join NATO in March of 2022
Interesting timing on this little tidbit.
Read More »Pro-Life Group to Pay Nearly $1M to Planned Parenthood for Praying Outside Clinic
The killing of the unborn is one of the top values of our democracy.
Read More »War on Christianity: “Pope” Francis Denounces Anti-LGBTQ Laws, Says God Loves Faggots
The West is all about anal.
Read More »India Pays for Russian Oil with Emirati Dirhams Instead of US Dollars
People are moving away from the Great Satan.
Read More »Saudi Energy Minister Says US Orchestrated Sanctions to Cause Energy Shortages
The sanctions are a spectacular failure.
Read More »Iran’s Supreme Leader Pardons Tens of Thousands of Protesters Who Regret Anti-Hijab Actions
Iran is right about women.
Read More »Zelensky Says Russia is Winning, Situation at Frontlines Getting Tougher
This is all the fault of the goyim.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Tells Black People to Respect Women
In order to teach the importance of respecting women, Pope Anus will become the woman.
Read More »Bill Gates Says Musk Should Stop Trying to Go to Mars and Start Paying for Vaccines
Don't you guys like calamari?
Read More »They Finally Found a White Cop to Blame for the Flattening of Tire Nichols
There's always a white man behind bad stuff!
Read More »Evil Cops Destroy Black Man’s Cocaine Delivery Startup
Yet another example of systemic racism.
Read More »Germany Says There’s No Evidence Linking Russia to Nord Stream Sabotage
Germans are servants of the balloon.
Read More »Watch: Two Older Black Boys Beat 9-Year-Old Girl Aboard School Bus in Florida
Just blacks doing black things.
Read More »Germany May Divert Green Energy Funds to Arms Productions
Climate Change can wait, but Democracy can't.
Read More »After Taking Over Arkansas, Sarah Huckabee to Ban Drag Shows on Public Property
These evil people are against the sexual liberation of kids.
Read More »Woman Discovers “Effective Altruism” Means Her Pussy Belongs to the Tribe
You have to share, woman.
Read More »Jew Vindman Doing “Private” Project to Hire Hundreds of Americans to Do Repairs on Ukraine Battlefield
Private companies can do whatever they want.
Read More »Terrorist Car Bomb Attack Kills One in Russian Frontline Region
The Hohols are totally unhinged.
Read More »US Navy Stops Torturing Sheep
The Science requires the blood of innocents in order to work.
Read More »Iran has Right to “Decisively Respond” to Israeli Bombings, Tehran’s Envoy to UN Says
But the Holocaust!
Read More »More Than 80% of Americans Think of Country as Dysfunctional Family About to Split Apart
Time for a divorce?
Read More »Zelensky Seduces President of the EU Commission
Zelensky is a very charming man.
Read More »Third World Migrants Turn First World NYC Hotel Into Third World Shithole
This is exactly what is happening to America as a whole.
Read More »Useless Sanctions: Russian Industrial Production of 2022 Similar to 2021
Cool sanctions.
Read More »Boris Johnson Tells Americans to Give Zelensky Everything He Asks for Without Delay
Give Democracy your money, goy.
Read More »CIA Joins Jurassic Park Agenda to Resurrect Extinct Species
Let's do this I'm bored.
Read More »Watch: California Police Kill Black Double Amputee and Wheelchair User
Cops are at fault again here.
Read More »America Reportedly to Give Zelensky Longer-Range Missiles to Strike Deep in Russian Territory
Is it time for the big one yet?
Read More »Hungary Does Big Military Reform, Sacks Hundreds of Senior Officers
Everyone's getting ready for World War 3.
Read More »UK: About Half a Million Teachers and Civil Servants Join Biggest Strike in Years to Demand Higher Pay
The teacher class is a drain on the economy.
Read More »The Sims 4 Update Adds Tranny Surgery Scars, Chest Binders
Cutting off your breasts makes you special!
Read More »America Facing Serious Economic Risks as More Countries Move Away from Dollar
Take that, Putin!
Read More »Brazil Wants to Form a Club of Countries That Want a Peace Deal Between Russia and the Ukraine
How dare the goyim oppose endless war.
Read More »US Dairy Policies Destroy Small Farms as Bill Gates Keeps Buying All of the Farmland
The biggest private owner of farmland is against people eating meat, dairy, and eggs.
Read More »Supporters of Hunter Biden to Create Legal Defense Fund
Republicans are jealous of Hunter Biden.
Read More »America Stops Approving Licenses to Export Items to China’s Huawei
World War 3 soon, fellow American!
Read More »Russia Provides Evidence of American Biolabs Doing Human Experiments in the Ukraine
Humans experiments are part and parcel of living in an international rules-based order.
Read More »Female Cop Who had Sex with Everyone has a Foot Fetish, Official Investigation Reveals
Women are very depraved creatures.
Read More »Zelensky Orders West to Hurry Up with the Weapons
Zelensky is the best actor Hollywood ever employed.
Read More »Germany Tells People “Manageable” Economic Collapse Could Have Been Worse
Democracy is expensive.
Read More »Israel Uses Drones to Attack Military Plant in Iran, American Media Reports
The Jews are allowed to do this because of Hitler.
Read More »Finland Says Russia Mind-Controlled Sweden to Allow Koran Burning
Russia is just unthinkably powerful!
Read More »Head of House Foreign Affairs Committee (GOP) Says America Likely to Fight China Over Taiwan by 2025
Taiwan is a core value of who Americans are in a democracy.
Read More »Jew Blinken Tells Jew Israel to Stop Escalating Violence Against Palestine
The Jews are allowed to do a real Holocaust against Palestine because of the fake Holocaust.
Read More »Yellen Warns of Devastating Financial Catastrophe. She’s Nervous.
Who could have predicted this? No one!
Read More »Holocaust Remembrance Day Shouldn’t be About Jews, Major Paper Says
It's time to really overload this Holocaust bullshit until everyone's soul is crushed by it.
Read More »UK Military Monitored People Criticizing Lockdowns and Compiled Dossiers, Whistleblower Says
The act of speaking is a threat to public health.
Read More »Rhode Island School Collects Money to Pay Cartel Coyote Who Brought Boy to US
Americans are very generous people.
Read More »NATO Chief Visits South Korea, Japan (Which are Not in the North Atlantic)
Anal countries have to stick together.
Read More »North Korea Says Great Satan Threatens World Peace with Proxy War Against Russia
America cares about one thing and one thing only.
Read More »Brazil Rejects Offer to Sell Tank Ammunition for the Ukraine, Doesn’t Want to Provoke Russia
Russia is a great business partner.
Read More »Public Education is Not About Teaching “What Parents Want,” Iowa School District Board Member Says
Kids belong to the government, goyim.
Read More »America to Fight War Against China by 2025, Senior US Air Force Commander Warns
Gay anal in Taiwan is more important than gay anal in the Ukraine.
Read More »Christian Baker Loses Appeal After Refusing to Bake Cake for Tranny Celebration
Transgenderism is satanic.
Read More »Tens of Thousands of Italians Sign Petition to Stop Display of Zelensky’s Facial Expressions
People are suffering from Zelensky fatigue.
Read More »Topless Woman Enters North Dakota Church, Smashes Statue of Jesus
Topless women should be banned from entering churches.
Read More »Germany Apologizes to Africa for Tweet Suggesting There’s Nothing But Animals There
It's no surprise so many countries prefer to do business with Russia.
Read More »EU Announces Ability to Steal Russian Central Bank Assets
It's thanks to one of the rules of the international rules-based order.
Read More »The Ukraine Forcing Ethnic Hungarians to Fight Russia
Democracy can't defend itself democratically.
Read More »Patriarch Kirill Says “Modern Architects of World Conflicts” Behind Persecution of Christians
What an anti-Semitic thing to say.
Read More »Spain: “Refugee” Uses Machete to Attack Clergymen at Churches, Kills One, Injures Several
Democracy is a religion of peace.
Read More »Russian Gas Project to Double Revenue in 2023 Compared to Pre-Sanctions Era
The sanctions have greatly improved Russia's economy.
Read More »EU Wants to Send More People Back to Africa Out of Pure Hatred for the Geography of the Birthplace
Without People of Darkness, Europe will not survive.
Read More »Poland Gave Fighter Jets to the Ukraine in Secret, Media Reports
What did the Hohols offer Poland?
Read More »Women are to Blame for Rise in Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria, Super Gonorrhea
Is there anything women don't make worse?
Read More »Zelensky Says Putin is a Nobody, Does “Day in the Life” Interview with Sky News
It reminds me of that Gucci Mane song where he says "fuck talking, I just wanna hear shots."
Read More »Memphis Police Chief Asks Black People Not to Riot Over Release of Cop Brutality Footage
Cops are psychopaths.
Read More »Zelensky Orders Personal Sanctions on Ukrainian Orthodox Church Figures, Seizing of Assets
Jews hate Christians.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Says Homosexuality Not a Crime, God Loves Everyone “Just as They Are”
Why can't you just love everyone too?
Read More »UK: MPs Want to Investigate Massive Spike in Excess Deaths Not Attributable to Coronavirus
No one could have predicted these excess deaths.
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