The Russians have hacked Christmas.
Read More »Zelensky Orders West to Send Tanks and Heavy Weapons Fast
Zelensky is the boss of the West.
Read More »Amazon to Fire 18,000+ Employees, Now Targeting Human Resources Women
Women have a negative fiscal impact on everything.
Read More »FDA Broadens Availability of Abortion Pills, Women Can Now Receive Them Through the Mail
The true measure of progress is how easy it is for women to murder their own babies.
Read More »The Science Resurrects Proteins from Long-Extinct Organisms to Use for Gene-Editing Humans
The Science just wants what's best for you, goy.
Read More »Angola Asks Russia for More Investments, Pledges Total Support
Heterosexual people worldwide are eager to do business with Russia.
Read More »Former NATO Chief Visits Taiwan to Accelerate Towards World War Anus
The International Community stands firmly with anal double-fisters against autocracies.
Read More »Taliban Say Western Men are Oppressed by Feminists, Need Andrew Tate
The Taliban are good people.
Read More »Switzerland Buying Lots of Gold from Russia Despite Sanctions
Everyone wants what Russia offers.
Read More »Oregon Legalizes Hallucinogenic Mushrooms
This is a very healthy society.
Read More »World Bank to Change Mission and Become All About Funding Hoaxes
Your behavior is angering the weather. Stop.
Read More »UK Government to Give People Money Because No One Can Afford Anything
The British people are finding out who they really are in a democracy.
Read More »Taliban to Join Russia, Iran, And China in Sino-Friendship Project
The Taliban are the most rational people on the planet.
Read More »Kids Learning How to Perform Proper Gay Sex, Join Gay Sex Apps in School
The new sexual revolution is about empowering kids.
Read More »UK: Young People Too Mentally Ill to Work
It's time to redefine mental illness.
Read More »Germany: Suffering from Sky-High Energy Prices is the New Normal, Finance Minister Says
Stop complaining.
Read More »Israeli Troops Enter Palestinian Village to Demolish Houses, Kill 2 Men
Jews say they can do whatever they want, and no one opposes them.
Read More »Return of the King: Zelensky is Aragorn from LOTR, Hoholistan May Become a Monarchy
Sauron is so evil that he wants to hide from kids all of the possible uses of the anal cavity.
Read More »China Says American Plane Approached Chinese Jet to Hoax Provocation
The Great Satan wants to start a war with China.
Read More »Zelensky Tells Russians They’re Following the Devil and Won’t be Forgiven
Meanwhile, the Hohols fantasize about bombing cathedrals.
Read More »Net and Yoohoo Says Jews Can Do Whatever They Want, Not Bound by “Despicable” UN Vote
How dare the goyim question the overlords.
Read More »Kim Jong-Un Wants “Overwhelming Military Power” to Counter American Nukes Deployed in South Korea
America shouldn't have bullied so many countries.
Read More »Great Satan Behind Hohol Killing of Russian Generals, Sinking of Russian Flagship, Book Reveals
America is a force of evil.
Read More »Bolsonaro Lands in Florida, Refuses to Hand Over Presidential Sash to Lula
What is he supposed to do?
Read More »Racist Police Arrest Industrious Black Woman for Helping McDonald’s Staff Make a Burger
The cops are out of control.
Read More »World War 3 Quickest Way to Peace, Stoltenberg Says
Global gay anal is non-negotiable.
Read More »Afghanistan: Single Women on Suicide Watch After Taliban Bans Women from NGO Work
Women should get married.
Read More »American Troops Already Inside Hoholistan, Lavrov Says
Russia was already fighting the Great Satan.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Tells Andrew Tate His Arrest Happened Because He Opposed Her Religion
She sure is a nasty little flat-chested retard.
Read More »Xi and Putin Hold Talks, Vow to Strengthen Sino-Friendship
America doesn't have any real friends.
Read More »Chinese Fighter Jet Gets Within 10 Feet of US Air Force Plane in South China Sea
What is America even doing in the South China Sea?
Read More »Watch: Violence Outside Drag Queen Story Hour in Queens
Why are all of you bigots so opposed to child empowerment?!
Read More »Hohol MP Uses Stock Photo of Sad Boy in Hoax Story About Russian Strike
Hohol behavior is pretty Jewish.
Read More »Women Will Kill Themselves Unless They Kill Their Babies, Study Finds
Why do you want women to die?!
Read More »Japanese Politician Visits Taiwan to Help America Provoke WW3
The Japanese can only be comfortable when everyone shares in their sickening behavior.
Read More »State Voting Laws to Change in 2023 to Prevent Republicans from Ever Winning
What, you don't like Democracy, goy?
Read More »South Korea Apologizes to Citizens After North Korea Humiliates Them with Drone Incursion
A victory for North Korea is a victory for family happiness.
Read More »Russia to Stop Selling Metals to West
It's okay because the West doesn't need gas, oil, or metals.
Read More »French Government Giving People Money to Buy Firewood to Survive Winter
Winters are especially harsh in a Democracy.
Read More »College is a Scam Setting People Up for Failure, Research Director Says
How can people pretend to be smart without paying $120,000 for a college degree?
Read More »Israeli Doctors Stand with Trannykind Against Evil Net and Yoohoo’s Anti-Tranny Allies
Gay Anal is a core value of Jewish identity.
Read More »Taiwan to Extend Duration of Compulsory Military Service to Prepare for Fight Against China
Taiwan didn't learn anything from the Hoholistan situation.
Read More »Nearly 3 in 5 German Industry Associations Expect Terrible 2023 Because of Energy Prices
Without sky-high energy prices in Germany, Hohol child trannies will not survive.
Read More »China to Deepen Ties with Russia in 2023, Foreign Minister Says
Sane people will continue to do business with Russia.
Read More »Kamala Harris Says Media Doesn’t Praise Her Enough
The media hates her because she's a woman.
Read More »Taliban Orders NGOs to Ban Women from Workplace Because Sluts are Running Buckwild
The Taliban are a like beacon of testosterone in a sea of estrogen.
Read More »Putin Says Hoholistan and America Refuse to Negotiate Peace
America won't stop until Russia starts teaching gay anal to kids.
Read More »US Navy to Retain Underperforming Sailors Amid Recruitment Struggles
Good time to start World War 3.
Read More »UK: People Can’t Afford Christmas Gifts
The real gift is having the chance to teach kids in Hoholistan about gay anal.
Read More »UK: People Buying Less Food Because of Skyrocketing Prices
Democracy is eating people's purchasing power.
Read More »Meta to Pay $725 Million Settlement Over Cambridge Analytica Data
What do people think social media is for?
Read More »Iran Threatens Zelensky Over His Remarks at US Congress
They just hate Zelensky because he's a muscular, smart, handsome, and charismatic leader.
Read More »You Just Killed All of These Polar Bears and You Don’t Even Care
Climate changers are psychopaths.
Read More »1/6 Committee’s Final Report Asserts Trump to Blame for Everything
His orangeness will not be forgiven.
Read More »Taliban Says Women Banned from University for Guzzling Cock Like a Drive-Thru Car Wash
Why can't women just dress modestly?
Read More »American Couple Faces Death Penalty in Uganda for Torturing Adopted Black Kid
Stranger adoption is evil.
Read More »The Science Says Studying Detransitioners is Key to Stop Trannies from Detransitioning
The reason these people are troubled is because they're in the wrong body.
Read More »High School Cancels Football Season Because White Kids in Team Made Racist Joke
There's a pandemic of racism in high school sports.
Read More »UK: Economy Worse Than First Thought, Headed for Terrible 2023
The economy has been hacked by the Russians.
Read More »Hohol UN Envoy Tweets Image of US Flag with Stars and Stripes Displayed in Yellow and Blue
At least it looks better than the real Hohol flag.
Read More »100 Former Twitter Employees Accuse Elon Musk of Targeting Women for Layoffs
Women are a liability.
Read More »Watch: Dominatrix Asks Taxpayers to Fund BDSM Dungeon at Florida City Commission Meeting
This is what you get in a democracy.
Read More »Nuremberg Standard: If a Woman Says You Raped Her, You’re Going to Jail Despite Lack of Evidence
The law literally says that a woman's word is enough.
Read More »Taliban Whipping Women Who Try to Enter Universities
The Taliban appear to have absolute immunity to the Feminism Mind Virus.
Read More »Hungary Says America Shouldn’t Have Tried to Turn Hoholistan Into a Military Base
America trying to befriend your country is very bad news.
Read More »Hoholistan Deleting “Russian Past,” Removes Dostoevsky Statue, Monuments, Renames 100+ Streets
This is pure hatred for the geography of the birthplace.
Read More »Police Worldwide Now Using Coronavirus Tracking Tech to Track and Intimidate People
The biggest power grab in history keeps getting bigger and bigger.
Read More »Poland and Germany Already Requesting Russian Oil for 2023
Economic suicide as a moral statement is not a very enticing proposition.
Read More »China Now World’s Top Importer of Gas
While the West commits economic suicide, the rest of the world is prospering.
Read More »Nagging Mother Tells Son to Clean Up His Room, Son Beats Her with Frying Pan
This is a textbook case of Jordan Peterson Fatigue.
Read More »Watch: Muchos Migrantes Overcrowding El Paso, Texas
Your land is their land.
Read More »Hungary Rejects “Bad, Harmful and Dangerous” Gas Price Cap
Without Europe committing economic suicide, Hoholistan will not survive.
Read More »Zelensky Says Hohols Now “Psychologically Ready” to Conquer Crimea
How is he planning to go about that? By begging for more resources?
Read More »Vatican Defrocks Priest for Being Strongly Against Abortion and a Trump Supporter
What is the Vatican really up to?
Read More »Jordan Peterson Offers Elon to Rule Twitter with Lex Fridman and Ensure Nobody has Fun
Stop it, Elon.
Read More »Germany: Scholz Wants to End Ukraine Conflict Through Negotiation, Not Force
Washington's "whatever it takes" policy is not very popular.
Read More »Iran More Than Doubles Uranium Enrichment Capacity, Nuclear Energy Greatly Benefitting Economy
How dare they refuse the aesthetics of wind farms.
Read More »France May Not Have Enough Electricity for Winter as Nuclear Reactors Need More Maintenance
It's a pity you can't just buy cheap energy somewhere.
Read More »Hoholistan Attacks FIFA After Organization Refuses to Ruin World Cup Final with Giant Zelensky Face
The Hohols are very hateful people.
Read More »Argentina Defeats Africa in World Cup Final
Total Aryan victory.
Read More »Hoholistan Air Defense Kills Own Civilians, Including Toddler, During Missile Strikes
It's still somehow Russia's fault.
Read More »Belgium: Thousands of Bigots Protest Government Policy of Freezing Population as a Moral Statement
How dare they put their own wellbeing above the sacred 1991 borders of Hoholistan.
Read More »WHO Tells World to Freak Out Over Cholera Pandemic, “We Have No More Vaccines”
You have to be very afraid of everything.
Read More »Pentagram’s Anomaly Resolution Office Receives “Several Hundred” Alien Reports
The people in charge are still incubating the alien hoax.
Read More »FIFA Rejects Zelensky’s Request to Display Close-Up Video of His Ugly Face in World Cup Final
It would kill the mood.
Read More »Oberlin College Pays $36M to Bakery in Defamation Case After Accusing Owners of Racism
This is proof white supremacy rules America.
Read More »Japan Reveals $320 Billion Plan to Buy Missiles Capable of Striking China, Pledges Allegiance to Taiwan
Are you ready for World War 3?
Read More »North Korea Successfully Tests Solid-Fuel Engine Capable of Making ICBMs Deadlier
It's amazing what strong leaders can achieve in a short period of time.
Read More »UK: 100,000+ Nurses Walk Off Job to Protest Financial Crisis, Government Says No Plan to Reconsider Pay Packages
People are becoming poorer.
Read More »Gas Prices So High People Have to Think Very Hard About Where They’re Driving To
This is good for the planet because people who drive cars change the weather.
Read More »Zelensky Vows to Reestablish 1991 Borders, Including Crimea and All of Donbass
The 1991 borders are really special.
Read More »CDC Increases BMI Charts Limit from 37 to 60 as Americans Balloon to Planetary Proportions
It's a very obvious sign of prosperity.
Read More »US Army Investigates Sadomasochist “Pup Kink” Furry Officers
America has the most powerful military ever in the history of the universe.
Read More »UK Refuses to Give Much-Needed Steroids to Poor Male Souls Trapped in Female Bodies
This is a crime against humanity.
Read More »Only 30% of Voters Say Brandon Should Run for Reelection
Joe Brandon is the most capable president America ever had.
Read More »America Kicks Iran Out of United Nations Women’s Body
Wasn't diversity the West's greatest strength?
Read More »UK Facing Greatest Cost-of-Living Crisis in Modern Times
It's a badge of honor. It shows how much they care about the rules-based order.
Read More »Colleges are Requiring Students to Get Updated Calamari Clot Shots
At least they won't have to pay their student loan debt when they're dead.
Read More »Bipartisan Bill Wants to Ban TikTok and Other Social Media with Ties to “Adversary Nations”
The Chinese are not the problem in America.
Read More »Zelensky Tells G7 to Hurry Up and Give Him Lots of Weapons and Money
When are they going to make Zelensky's position as chief of the EU official?
Read More »Russia’s Budget Surplus More Than Quadrupled in November, Energy Profits Booming Spectacularly
Europe ended up sanctioning itself for nothing.
Read More »Brazil: Alleged Bolsonaro Supporters Allegedly Attempt to Invade Police Headquarters
Electoral fraud is literally physically impossible. Anyone claiming otherwise is a terrorist.
Read More »Former Navy Seal Who Went Tranny Says It Destroyed His Life, Denounces Transgenderism
Are leftists going to call him transphobic?
Read More »Ex-CNN Producer Pleads Guilty to Sex with 9-Year-Old Girl
Single mothers are a threat to their kids.
Read More »Feds Say Arizona Border Wall Made with Shipping Containers “Illegal”
Protecting your country is illegal.
Read More »Former Twitter “Head of Trust & Safety,” a Jew Known as “Yolo,” is a Sickening Faggot, Investigation Reveals
No one should defend child molestation.
Read More »Zelensky was Going to Accept Russia’s Terms But US and UK Told Him Not To, Colonel McGregor Reveals
People are literally dying over a gay anal agenda!
Read More »Georgia Man Kills Ex-Wife’s Divorce Lawyer, Sets Law Office on Fire, Internet People Cheer
Women's divorce lawyers are the real criminals.
Read More »UK: “Warm Banks” Open for the 16 Million People Who Can’t Afford to Heat Their Homes
What's all of this suffering even accomplishing?
Read More »Russia Increases Gas Supplies to China as Europeans Suffer from Self-Inflicted Energy Crisis
While Russia and China prosper, Europeans choose to suffer.
Read More »California: Woman Murders Stepdad for Keeping Old Nude Photo of Her as Screensaver
Why did she have a stepdad tho?
Read More »Poland Vows to Continue Demanding Germans Pay $1.37 Trillion in Reparations for World War 2
At this rate, they'll have to start asking for World War 3 reparations too.
Read More »South Korea Wants to Team Up with Europe Against America’s Climate Change Scheme
America is pissing off everyone everywhere.
Read More »China Buys Russian Oil Above Western Price Cap, “Business as Usual”
Europeans are going to freeze for nothing.
Read More »“Vaxxed and Boosted” American Soccer Journalist Grant Wahl Dies Suddenly While Covering World Cup Match
Is this what they meant by "the new normal"?
Read More »Ukraine Tells Europe to Send More Billions Fast Because Russia is Coming for Them
How much more money do these people want?!
Read More »Women Complain AI Portraits App is Misogynistic Because It Gives Them Big Boobs
Artificial intelligence is inherently sexist, racist, and anti-Semitic.
Read More »West Turned the Ukraine Into a Colony and is Now Using Its People as Cannon Fodder, Putin Says
Time to call things by their proper name.
Read More »South Korea Scraps Traditional Age System, Now Everyone’s at Least a Year Younger
Why do South Koreans dislike their own culture so much?
Read More »Russia to Become India’s Biggest Oil Supplier, Sanctions Only Damaging West
Europeans will freeze to prove they're not pro-Russia bigots.
Read More »Twitter Files 2.0: Elon Musk Reveals Twitter Shadowbanned Political Candidates During Elections
The people defending "democracy" don't actually want people to choose freely.
Read More »Media Claims Iranian Security Forces are Shooting Women in the Vagina
You've heard of the "cunt puncher..."
Read More »Zelensky Tells People in the Ukraine to Get Used to Living Without Electricity
No price is too high for being who you are in a democracy.
Read More »American Jews “On a Collision Course” with Upcoming Israeli Government
American Jews are controlling Israel's destiny. Many locals don't like it.
Read More »European Union to Charge Airlines for Changing the Weather
The plebs are not supposed to have the ability to fly around.
Read More »The Individuals are at It Again: World Jewish Congress Orders Apple and Spotify to Drop Ye
See? Jews don't have power!
Read More »Climate Lockdown: UK City Fines Residents for Traveling Outside Neighborhood
Your freedom is killing the planet, goy.
Read More »Germany: 25 Arrested on Suspicion of Planning Coup, Accused of Having “QAnon Ideology”
This is why we can't allow freedom of speech.
Read More »Google to Experiment in India with Mass Online “Prebunking” to Combat “Misinformation”
The only reason people disagree with Google is because they've been exposed to the wrong kind of information.
Read More »Kids Struggle with Serious Mental Health Issues After Coronavirus Lockdown Hysteria
The effects are most likely permanent.
Read More »Hungary Tells Europe to Stop Sanctions and Save European Industry from Energy Crisis
How much is Europe willing to sacrifice for gay anal in the Ukraine?
Read More »Euro Zone “Sliding Into Recession” as Business Activity Declines for a Fifth Month
Europe needs to sanction the recession.
Read More »Financial Times Names Zelensky “Person of the Year,” “Standard Bearer for Liberal Democracy”
This is what a real hero looks like - he's soaked in the blood of innocents.
Read More »Canada Offers to Euthanize Paralympic Army Veteran After She Asks for Stairlift
That was brutal, Canada.
Read More »Putin Drives Over Repaired Crimean Bridge Damaged by Ukraine Terror Attack
Great optics.
Read More »Mormon Man Marries 20 Women, Most Under 15 Years of Age
This sounds bad - but is it even true?
Read More »Russia Shifts Half of External Transactions Away from Dollar and Euro
You know what will protect the dollar? More sanctions!
Read More »23% of Germans Can’t Afford Christmas Gifts, 22% to Use Savings to Buy Gifts
Germans are finding out who they really are in a rules-based international order.
Read More »UK: Millions Could Suffer from Cold-Related Illnesses Because They Can’t Afford Energy Bills
At least they'll freeze to death while having the moral high ground.
Read More »AP Claims Celebrities are Busting Antisemitism Taboo
We're going to have this conversation, Jews.
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