Christian country, Christian values!
Read More »Russia Stops Ukrainian Plot to Sabotage Gas Pipeline to Turkey
Russians prefer to blow up their gas pipelines themselves.
Read More »Europeans Have No Right to be Tired of the Ukraine Conflict, Hohol Foreign Minister Declares
Why should Europeans even care?
Read More »Balenciaga Apologizes for Ad Featuring Kid Holding BDSM Teddy Bear
What? You never did BDSM stuff to your toys as a kid?
Read More »Zelensky Announces “Invincibility Centers” to Provide Heat, Water, And Internet
Imagine tolerating this Jew.
Read More »Oh, So We’re Doing “Cars as Software as a Service” Now? Typical.
Some people don't want you to actually own anything.
Read More »Ukrainian Security Raids Monasteries to Counter “Subversive Activities by Russian Special Services”
Very bad optics.
Read More »Politician Says Germans to Go Back to 1970 Living Standards
The 70s were good.
Read More »Europe to be Hit Hardest in Upcoming Global Economic Collapse
This just means that Europe will have to send more aid to the Ukraine.
Read More »Kid Holds BDSM Teddy Bear in Balenciaga Ad
Very normal. Nothing suspicious. Don't be a bigot.
Read More »European Traders Rush to Buy Russian Diesel Before EU Ban Begins in February
So righteous.
Read More »“For as Long as It Takes” is Such a Dumb Slogan. To Do What?
Americans have to pay because of the rules-based order.
Read More »Kiev: People Prepare for Worst Winter of Their Lives, With No Electricity, No Water, No Way to Cook
When they're cold, they can just watch some Zelensky inspirational videos to warm their hearts.
Read More »SHOCK: Man Who Threatened to Attack NYC Synagogue is Jewish
Jewish Nazis are the result of people having freedom of speech.
Read More »Russian Madmen Shell Their Own Nuclear Power Plant Again!
Is there no end to Russian madness?
Read More »UK: Vegan Supremacists Occupy Gordon Ramsay’s Michelin Restaurant to Demand Mass Starvation
Veganism is a suicide cult.
Read More »Women Form Groups to Meet at Night and Scream
Women are not right in the head.
Read More »German Bishop Says Catholic Church Should Have Women Priests So That More Women Join
1 Timothy 2:12
Read More »Women Much More Likely to Go Tranny and Mutilate Their Bodies Than Men
Women are hardcore.
Read More »France May Face Power Outages in January, Grid Operator RTE Warns
This is how people live in a democracy.
Read More »“A Sea of People” to Flood America in December, Migrant Says
How can you have a country without borders?
Read More »EU Agrees to Climate Reparations Fund to Atone for Sin of Causing Natural Disasters
Nigga, gib me dat.
Read More »Male Takes First Place on Girls’ Track Team, Qualifies Team for State Championship
Any random man can beat the best women athletes.
Read More »Women Lead Climate Reparations Fight Because Women are Better Than Men at Everything
Women excel at whining.
Read More »Zelensky Says He’s Ready to Hold “Public Format” Negotiations with Russia
Yeah, I doubt it.
Read More »America to Regret Military Exercises on Korean Peninsula, North Korea Says
America will regret lots of things, eventually.
Read More »SADS: Australia Tells People NOT to Get Fifth Dose of Coronavirus “Vaccine”
Personally, I think the vaxies should be forced to take their boosters.
Read More »Virginia: Black Does University Shooting, Kills 3 from His Football Team
Someone should have red flagged him when it became clear he was finna pop off.
Read More »Iran to Start Executing Sluts for Demanding Cock Overload
If women don't want to be raped why do they refuse to wear their hijabs?
Read More »The Real Victims of Global Warming Finally Revealed – You’ll Never Guess Who It Is!
If you don't care about Climate Change, you hate women.
Read More »Jeff Bezos Announces He’s Going to Use Most of His Net Worth to Fight Weather
Smart investor.
Read More »Afghanistan: Supreme Leader Implements Total Sharia Law
Zero tolerance for sluts and criminals.
Read More »Hohols Ban Press from Entering Kherson, Tie People to Poles
Our values.
Read More »Florida: Kids Can Play Dildo Ring Toss Game in Anal Event Promoted on Government Website
The sexual liberation of kids is the next human rights frontier.
Read More »India Eager to Ignore American Orders and Double Trade with Russia Using Indian Rupee
The world is moving on.
Read More »LA: Evil SUV Plows Through Street Carnival While Fleeing from Cops
Vehicles are evil.
Read More »Climate Reparations: Cows Farting in America Make Poor Somalians Suffer, So You Must Pay Up
"Loss and Damage" is the new hot topic in climate change culture.
Read More »China Warns America Not to Reveal Details of Upcoming Talk Between Biden and Xi to Taiwan
Please, be reasonable.
Read More »AP Says Sterilizing Trannies is Torture – Traditionalist “Chicks with Dicks” Coming Back Into Vogue
If they claim to be women, why do they have penises?
Read More »We Should Consider Blocking Out the Sun to Stop Global Warming, Latest UN Science Says
Swamp Ass Apocalypse is a scientific term.
Read More »UK Enters “Lengthy Recession”
This is a very small price to pay for forcible child anal sex in the Donbass.
Read More »Serious President Biden Confuses Ukraine with Iraq, Says Russia Pulled Troops from Fallujah
It's just the, uh... you know the, that's the uh.
Read More »UK’s Nurses Announce First Ever National Strike Because of Cost of Living Crisis
These nurses must be Russian agents.
Read More »Florida: 10-Year-Old Black Boy #MeToo’d by Racist School Counselor Slut for Alleged Groping
It should be legal to grope female school employees.
Read More »The Science Deploys Battalion of Disabled Retards to Fight Global Warming
These are the brilliant minds of our time.
Read More »UK Imposes “Most Severe Sanctions Ever” on Russia, Freezes Assets Worth $20.5 Billion
The rules-based order strikes again.
Read More »Kiev and 14 Other Regions Without Power, Europe Prepares for New Refugee Wave
This is a clear sign the Ukraine is winning.
Read More »Zuckerberg’s Meta Fires 11,000 Employees to Have More Money for Metaverse
Why is Zuckerberg so determined to hook people into a VR world?
Read More »Zelensky Refuses Peace Talks, Says Fight Must Go On Even If America Backstabs Him
No wonder America is worried about "Ukraine fatigue."
Read More »Poll: Half of Europeans at Financial Risk, 1 in 4 in “Precarious” Position
All of this to virtue signal about gay anal democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »COP27: Climate Cultists Demand Death Penalty for Unbelievers as World Leaders Discuss Weather
Climate Change killed the dinosaurs.
Read More »Kiev Prepares for Total Power Loss with Evacuation Plan for Remaining 3 Million Residents
Anywhere they go in the Ukraine, blackouts will follow.
Read More »Arizona Election Workers Receive Death Threats Because People are Allowed to Say Things
Democracy dies in Free Speech.
Read More »Black Teen Says Robbery Actually Just a Prank
Black people are funny.
Read More »Spain: Vegan Supremacists Glue Themselves to Paintings to Demand Sacrifices for Climate God
Kids fear the cow fart apocalypse.
Read More »America Tells the Ukraine to Stop Publicly Refusing Peace Talks with Russia (Bad Optics)
The Ukraine has a terrible PR department.
Read More »Twitter Folks Fired by Elon Musk are Very Competent, Very Mission-Critical Folks
They are down home soul folks.
Read More »14 Whistleblowers Expose Extent of FBI Anti-Conservative Corruption in New Report
The mainstream media is defending the FBI, of course.
Read More »Watch: Biden Announces America to “Free” Iran “Pretty Soon”
America is a very normal country.
Read More »Watch: Legislator Shouts “Go Back to Africa!” to Black Politician During French Parliament Session
Blacks are the real French!
Read More »New Pandemic! 20% of American Adults Dying from Binge Drinking!
They didn't know this before doing a Medical Dictatorship against the flu and the common cold?
Read More »Obedient Woman Bungee Jumps Without Harness After Hearing “Jump”
Did the vax kill this rare obedient woman?
Read More »Euro Zone Economy Collapsing, Winter Recession Coming
Europeans are suffering to make a moral statement about democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »“Ukraine” People Join the EU on Trip to “Anal China”
China's patience is being tested.
Read More »Germany’s Gas Importer Uniper Reports Record 40 Billion Euro Net Loss Thanks to the Ukraine Conflict
Germans are starting to pay the price of democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »Watch: Man Drives Through Crowd of Bolsonaro Supporters in Brazil
It's possible that unlike American Republicans, the Brazilians won't allow their election to be stolen.
Read More »Libs of TikTok Makes Case Against Pandemic Amnesty
We're always going to remember what they did.
Read More »Russia Attacks Itself Again, Damages Own Nuclear Power Plant’s Connection to Power Grid
Russians are unhinged lunatics that will attack anyone - including themselves!
Read More »China Vows to Never Seek Hegemony, Says America has Ill Intentions
Chinese people are mostly interested in selling quality goods at reasonable prices.
Read More »Iran Cracks Down on Disrespectful Women! Raises the Red Flag!
Women shouldn't be allowed to access the Internet.
Read More »Russia Arrests Man from the Ukraine for Trying to Blow Up Power Infrastructure
It's obviously a reverse-reverse-reverse false flag to make the Ukraine look bad.
Read More »40 Organizations Tell Twitter’s Top Advertisers to Pull Ads Because People are Saying “Nigger”
You can't just let people say things in a platform designed to say things.
Read More »Beavis and Butt-Head Murder Spanish Teacher Over Bad Grade
What is even going on with Americans' physiognomy?
Read More »Antisemitism Watchdog Accuses AOC of Antisemitism for Talking About Things Jews Do
People are not supposed to talk about what the Jews do.
Read More »Zelensky Orders Planet to Fight Russia to Defend His Goyfeed Shipments
How is he still wearing this T-shirt?
Read More »Serbia: Chinese Man Arrested for Beating His 14-Year-Old Daughter Says He Acted Correctly
It's no wonder China is beating the West in everything.
Read More »Kiev Preparing 1,000+ “Heating Points” to Try to Prevent People from Freezing to Death
Chances are America paid for this too.
Read More »Chief Slut Says Finland May Host NATO Nukes on Russian Border
Stupid bitch!
Read More »Global Rise of Incel Culture Could Result in Terrorism, Experts Say
The matriarchy is under attack!
Read More »Poland Demands €1.32 Trillion WW2 Reparations from Germany, Says Russia is Next
The verge of WW3 is the best time to talk about old grudges.
Read More »Kiev Mayor Says People Will Freeze to Death This Winter Unless West Sends More Free Stuff
How come they can't even buy some blankets after getting all of those billions in aid from the West?
Read More »UK Navy Blew Up Nord Stream Pipelines, Russian Defense Ministry Says
Clearly, Russians are trying to start a war with the UK to hide the fact that they're losing the war in the Ukraine.
Read More »German President: Germany in a “Conflict” with Russia Because of Whatever, Not a War Yet
Destroying the German economy in the name of gay anal in the Ukraine is in the best interest of Germans.
Read More »Germany Tearing Down Wind Turbines to Make Way for Expansion of Coal Mine
Wind turbines should be illegal anyways.
Read More »Greta Thunberg (Now Fat) Launches The Climate Book to Tell People How the World Works
Greta is one of The Science's greatest acolytes.
Read More »World Bank Says G7 Not Powerful Enough to Control Russian Oil Price
How dare they question the power of the Anal Empire.
Read More »Mark Zuckerberg’s VR Metaverse Project Failing Spectacularly, Bringing Entire Company Down
What is he even using all of those billions of dollars for?
Read More »Russia May Destroy Western Satellites Used to Help the Ukraine
The West is already at war with Russia.
Read More »Voldemort Genocides Transgender People with Claims of JK Rowling Not Being Fascist
Only someone as evil as Voldemort would defend JK Rowling.
Read More »Twitter: Number of Active Users in “Absolute Decline” Since Pandemic Censorship Began
It's a mystery!
Read More »America, Japan, SK Threaten “Unparalleled” Response If North Korea Continues Testing Nukes
North Korea doesn't have child trannies.
Read More »Drag Queen Story Time Protesters Clash with Supporters of Child Abuse Outside Oregon Pub
Why are so many people against child empowerment?
Read More »Fetterwoman Humiliates Himself in Debate Against Dr. Oz
This is a very serious democracy.
Read More »A Woman is Finally Raped for Real!
Extremely rare!
Read More »Terrorist Car Bombs Media Company in Russian Territory
Russia is attacking itself again to make the Ukraine look bad.
Read More »Rat Traitor DeSantis Dodges Debate Question About 2024 Presidential Run
He must really be planning on running, or he would have just claimed he'd stay governor.
Read More »Coronavirus Lockdowns Erased Decades of Academic Progress, Experts Say
Another symptom of Long Covid!
Read More »Russia Says Ukraine to Stage Dirty Bomb Hoax, West Says Russia Will Attack Itself with Dirty Bomb
Russia is always attacking itself because Putin is a madman.
Read More »California Judge Rules Baker Can Refuse to Bake Cakes for Bulbous Dyke Sickos
Homosexuals get a kick out of forcing people to accept their disgusting lifestyles.
Read More »The Ukraine Tells Remaining Men to Expect Military Summons Anytime, Anywhere
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Read More »“Hero of Ukraine” Facing Life Sentence for Pro-Russian Views
This is how a model democracy works.
Read More »Global Warming Psychopaths Stop Traffic in North London, Greta Says Politicians Won’t Fix Weather
This is true people power. The people working together to support the agenda of the globalist elite.
Read More »Unidentified Drones Fly Over Norway’s Gas Infrastructure, Europe’s Main Source of Gas
To whose benefit?
Read More »Elon to Fire 75% of Twitter Employees
Bye bye women and diversity!
Read More »Zelensky Tells West to Tell Russia Not to Blow Up Dam That Would Flood Southern Regions
Zelensky loves to boss people around.
Read More »January 6 Panel Issues Extraordinary Subpoena to Trump, Demands Testimony
It's time for Trump to confess his orangeness.
Read More »American Advisor Says the Ukraine Wants to Go Back to 1991 Borders, Refuses to Negotiate
The sacred 1991 borders are sacred because of the rules-based order of who we are.
Read More »Iranians Doing Drone Tech Support and Training from Crimea, America Says
Only the Ukraine is supposed to enjoy other countries' aid!
Read More »State Department Funds Drag Queen Shows in Ecuador
Literally Globohomo.
Read More »New G7 Price Cap on Russian Oil Totally Backfiring, Experts Say
It's really just confusing that they thought this would be a good idea.
Read More »Afghan Couple Tell Story of How US Marine Stole Their Baby
Sounds completely American.
Read More »Watch: Black Teens Attack Black Woman, Throw Her Off Bus for Asking Them to Stop Using Foul Language
Black youths are really mean to black people.
Read More »Global Concern About Climate Change Shrinking as People Care More About Their Livelihoods, Survey Shows
Remember when they told you that smug little retard girl with no tits was in charge?
Read More »SADS: 17-Year-Old Dies Suddenly While Singing Choir Solo at School
Safe and effective means sudden and mysterious.
Read More »Liz Truss Apologizes to Parliament But Says She Won’t Quit, People Shout “Resign!” as She Speaks
She's a very beloved woman.
Read More »Russia Taking Out Power and Water Infrastructure in the Ukraine, 1/3 of Power Stations Already Gone
The kind of damage Western aid can't fix.
Read More »The Science Announces Creation of New Coronavirus Strain with 80% Kill Rate
Gotta keep the hoax alive.
Read More »Superhuman Zelensky Prepares “War Speeches” Book to be Published in December
Zelensky is the king of productivity.
Read More »Xi Says Beijing Won’t Back Down from Reunifying China, Use of Force Always on the Table
China is not backing down.
Read More »The EU Blackmailing of Serbia is Unacceptable
Normal people don't want to join the Anal Empire.
Read More »France: Massive Protests Over Rising Prices, Unbearable Cost of Living
Everyone's paying the price of Democracy.
Read More »Kremlin Says NATO Involvement in the Ukraine Won’t Prevent Russian Victory
Russia was already fighting more than just the Ukraine people all along.
Read More »Vegan Fake Meat Company Announces Layoffs, Cuts Annual Revenue Forecast for the Second Time
Eating fake meat is like having sex with a tranny.
Read More »Jury Orders Alex Jones to Pay $965 Million for Exposing Sandy Hoaxsters
This is a precedent being set here. It's the ultimate chilling effect. No one is going to say anything if they can just get sued like this.
Read More »UK Says China Most Serious Long-Term “Threat to Our Values and Way of Life”
The evil Chinese are threatening us by making quality products and selling them at reasonable prices!
Read More »Putin Says Europe Did Energy Crisis to Itself, Warns Price Caps Would Make It Worse
Stop hitting yourself, Europe.
Read More »The Science Now Growing Human Brain Cells in Rats
You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
Read More »50+ Western Countries Promise More Weapons, Air Defense for the Ukraine
The Ukraine needs more money to do more terrorism.
Read More »UK: Old Vegan Lady Creates Mice Infestation, Forces Some Neighbors to Move Because of Stench
Veganism is about destroying human life.
Read More »Witches Command Man to Throw Pit Bull Off Bridge
Why would you NOT throw a pit bull off a bridge?
Read More »Watch: John Bolton Says America Will Assassinate Putin
You can't assassinate Putin if he nukes you first!
Read More »Bank of England Intervenes 5 Times in 2 Weeks to Stop Total Economic Collapse
Everyone has to suffer because the Russians did something on their border.
Read More »Poland Tells Citizens to Flee Belarus “With Available Commercial and Private Means”
It's on.
Read More »The Ukraine Prepares Law to Fully Control Media, Block Internet
This is how you strengthen a democracy, actually.
Read More »North Korea Says Recent Missile Launches Simulated Nukes Wiping Out South Korean and US Targets
Best Korea has the best nukes.
Read More »Germany to Send Air Defense Systems, 100 Tanks from Greece and Slovakia to the Ukraine
Russia is being very patient.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Says Not Giving Your Stuff to Migrants is a Sin
You have to give away your entire country, goy.
Read More »Vermont Town Official Secretly Lowered Fluoride Levels in Water for Years
Without poisoning the water, American's dental health will not survive.
Read More »Media Announces New Coronavirus Wave Coming to Europe, Warns of “Vaccine Fatigue”
Even those who are vaxed to the max are having second thoughts about the number of boosters.
Read More »Zelensky Calls for Immediate NATO Attack on Russia
Let's get this party started already.
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