It's probably time to get your business in order, because things could get very weird very quickly.
Read More »Russia Rejects Oil Price Cap Set by West, May Stop Supplying Nations That Endorsed It
Europe is engaging in economic masochism.
Read More »Trade Between Russia and China Continues to Grow, Partnership Seeing “Strong Momentum”
It's incredible how the sanctions have totally backfired.
Read More »Alabama Cops Arrest 82-Year-Old Woman for Not Paying $77 Garbage Service Bill
Does this sound like something that happens in a normal country?
Read More »California: Ex-Warden MeToo’d by Female Inmates Now on Trial for Running “Rape Club”
What's the point of putting women in prison if no one's going to rape them?
Read More »Finland’s Slut-in-Chief Says Europe Would be in Trouble Without America
The Ukraine is the only thing Europeans should care about.
Read More »Zelensky Bans Religious Organizations Associated with Russia, Investigates Ukrainian Orthodox Church
Christians stand with Russia.
Read More »NJ High School Students Perform Private Drag Show for Select Staff
This is what kids do in a democracy.
Read More »California: Reparations Task Force Says $223,200 Owed to Every Black Slave Descendant
This will finally fix all of black people's problems.
Read More »Indonesia to Punish Sex Outside Marriage with Up to One Year in Jail, Foreigners Not Exempt!
Normal people have had enough of these degenerate sluts.
Read More »The Science Claims to Have Built a Tiny Simulated Wormhole, A “Bridge Between Two Remote Regions in the Universe”
Humans are such easy prey.
Read More »Americans Don’t Really Care About the Ukraine Conflict, New Survey Suggests
Why should anyone care about the Ukraine?
Read More »India: Economy Growing at “Fantastic” Rate While West Self-Destructs with Sanctions
This is good for Russia too.
Read More »Biden Declares Himself Best President in American History
Brandon is also the most beloved president in the history of civilization.
Read More »Germans Can’t Afford Goose for Christmas, Country to Become Biggest G7 to Fall Into Recession
Germans have a duty to suffer for the Jewish overlords of the Ukraine, because of the Holocaust.
Read More »Macron Says US Climate Scheme Would Hurt EU Economy, “Fragment the West”
Hurting the West is a feature of climate change policies, yes.
Read More »US Should End Prosecution of Julian Assange, Leading Media Outlets Say
Took them quite a while.
Read More »Russia Asks India to Supply Big List of Needed Products, India is Happy to Boost Trade
Who are the sanctions really sanctioning?
Read More »Eurozone Inflation Hasn’t Peaked and May End Up Higher Than Expected, Lagarde Says
Part and parcel of being who you are in a democracy.
Read More »Christians Now a Minority in England and Wales According to Census Data
Why are Christians becoming a minority in Christian countries?
Read More »Australia to Withdraw or Refund Fines Issued for Violating Coronavirus Lockdown
Australia is still a dystopian nightmare.
Read More »US Worries Military Aid to the Ukraine Means Less Weapons Shipments to Taiwan
How about not sending weapons anywhere?
Read More »Multiple “Violent” Shocks to Global Economy Approaching, Economist Says
But you will be happy.
Read More »Barbados to Make Conservative MP Pay Reparations for Ancestors Owning Slaves
White people only have a civilization thanks to the blacks who picked cotton that one time.
Read More »WHO Announces That Monkeypox is Now Called “mpox” to Avoid Stigma
They finally fixed racism.
Read More »NATO Running Out of Weapons for the Ukraine
They better send more money, then!
Read More »Ghana Moves Away from the Dollar, Will Pay for Oil with Gold
Many countries are taking steps to move away from the dollar.
Read More »Russia to Ban Foreigners from Renting Wombs to Prevent Adoption by Same-Sex Couples
Justin Trudeau does not respect people who are not homosexual child molesters.
Read More »UK: Dean of Trinity College in Cambridge Says Jesus Could Have Been Transgender
Only white people are capable of tolerating this level of heretic blasphemy.
Read More »Russia: American Military Biological Research Threatens the World
The entire US is a biolab. What is this vaccine?
Read More »Europe Needs to Convince People Self-Inflicted Energy Crisis is in Their Own Interests, Russia Says
Europeans must become poor to make a statement about who they are in a democracy.
Read More »Best Korea Announces Goal of Having World’s Strongest Nuclear Force
But can they defeat the world's gayest?
Read More »Chicago: Lincoln Statue Vandalized to Demand “Colonizer” White People Give “Land Back”
America is the land of Americans, period.
Read More »Belarus: Foreign Minister Dies Suddenly Two Days Before Scheduled Lavrov Meeting
The CIA/Mossad can now just start assassinating everyone and saying "yeah, well - he probably took the vaccine."
Read More »Man Hijacks Bus, Crashes Into 10+ Vehicles in San Francisco
You can't blame somebody for getting bored.
Read More »UN Says Taliban’s Treatment of Women Could be Crime Against Humanity, Gender Persecution
These sluts don't have a right to patrol Afghanistan. They lost the war.
Read More »Germany to Make Obtaining Citizenship Easier Because It’s a Nation of Immigrants
The country of hope!
Read More »WHO and CDC Declare Measles a Global Threat, Say It Can Cause “Permanent Brain Damage”
Time to be afraid and obey The Science!
Read More »Climate Guru Greta Thunberg Sues Sweden for Disobeying Her Orders
How dare they disobey a priestess from The Science itself.
Read More »UK Raises Energy Price Cap, People Paying Almost Double the Amount Paid in 2021
But the prices will eventually go down, right?
Read More »America Sent Megatron to Stop Freedom Convoy in Canada, New Testimony Says
The US government hates freedom.
Read More »Eastern Europe’s Arms Industry Booming Thanks to the Ukraine Conflict
It's a side effect of our values in a democracy.
Read More »The Ukraine’s Power is Totally Out – How Do You Fight a War Like This?
It's apparently really, really important to the average Ukraine person to rule over and mass murder people in the Donbass and join NATO.
Read More »Russia Bans LGBT Propaganda for All Ages, Calls It “Hybrid Warfare”
Christian country, Christian values!
Read More »Russia Stops Ukrainian Plot to Sabotage Gas Pipeline to Turkey
Russians prefer to blow up their gas pipelines themselves.
Read More »Europeans Have No Right to be Tired of the Ukraine Conflict, Hohol Foreign Minister Declares
Why should Europeans even care?
Read More »Balenciaga Apologizes for Ad Featuring Kid Holding BDSM Teddy Bear
What? You never did BDSM stuff to your toys as a kid?
Read More »Zelensky Announces “Invincibility Centers” to Provide Heat, Water, And Internet
Imagine tolerating this Jew.
Read More »Oh, So We’re Doing “Cars as Software as a Service” Now? Typical.
Some people don't want you to actually own anything.
Read More »Ukrainian Security Raids Monasteries to Counter “Subversive Activities by Russian Special Services”
Very bad optics.
Read More »Politician Says Germans to Go Back to 1970 Living Standards
The 70s were good.
Read More »Europe to be Hit Hardest in Upcoming Global Economic Collapse
This just means that Europe will have to send more aid to the Ukraine.
Read More »Kid Holds BDSM Teddy Bear in Balenciaga Ad
Very normal. Nothing suspicious. Don't be a bigot.
Read More »European Traders Rush to Buy Russian Diesel Before EU Ban Begins in February
So righteous.
Read More »“For as Long as It Takes” is Such a Dumb Slogan. To Do What?
Americans have to pay because of the rules-based order.
Read More »Kiev: People Prepare for Worst Winter of Their Lives, With No Electricity, No Water, No Way to Cook
When they're cold, they can just watch some Zelensky inspirational videos to warm their hearts.
Read More »SHOCK: Man Who Threatened to Attack NYC Synagogue is Jewish
Jewish Nazis are the result of people having freedom of speech.
Read More »Russian Madmen Shell Their Own Nuclear Power Plant Again!
Is there no end to Russian madness?
Read More »UK: Vegan Supremacists Occupy Gordon Ramsay’s Michelin Restaurant to Demand Mass Starvation
Veganism is a suicide cult.
Read More »Women Form Groups to Meet at Night and Scream
Women are not right in the head.
Read More »German Bishop Says Catholic Church Should Have Women Priests So That More Women Join
1 Timothy 2:12
Read More »Women Much More Likely to Go Tranny and Mutilate Their Bodies Than Men
Women are hardcore.
Read More »France May Face Power Outages in January, Grid Operator RTE Warns
This is how people live in a democracy.
Read More »“A Sea of People” to Flood America in December, Migrant Says
How can you have a country without borders?
Read More »EU Agrees to Climate Reparations Fund to Atone for Sin of Causing Natural Disasters
Nigga, gib me dat.
Read More »Male Takes First Place on Girls’ Track Team, Qualifies Team for State Championship
Any random man can beat the best women athletes.
Read More »Women Lead Climate Reparations Fight Because Women are Better Than Men at Everything
Women excel at whining.
Read More »Zelensky Says He’s Ready to Hold “Public Format” Negotiations with Russia
Yeah, I doubt it.
Read More »America to Regret Military Exercises on Korean Peninsula, North Korea Says
America will regret lots of things, eventually.
Read More »SADS: Australia Tells People NOT to Get Fifth Dose of Coronavirus “Vaccine”
Personally, I think the vaxies should be forced to take their boosters.
Read More »Virginia: Black Does University Shooting, Kills 3 from His Football Team
Someone should have red flagged him when it became clear he was finna pop off.
Read More »Iran to Start Executing Sluts for Demanding Cock Overload
If women don't want to be raped why do they refuse to wear their hijabs?
Read More »The Real Victims of Global Warming Finally Revealed – You’ll Never Guess Who It Is!
If you don't care about Climate Change, you hate women.
Read More »Jeff Bezos Announces He’s Going to Use Most of His Net Worth to Fight Weather
Smart investor.
Read More »Afghanistan: Supreme Leader Implements Total Sharia Law
Zero tolerance for sluts and criminals.
Read More »Hohols Ban Press from Entering Kherson, Tie People to Poles
Our values.
Read More »Florida: Kids Can Play Dildo Ring Toss Game in Anal Event Promoted on Government Website
The sexual liberation of kids is the next human rights frontier.
Read More »India Eager to Ignore American Orders and Double Trade with Russia Using Indian Rupee
The world is moving on.
Read More »LA: Evil SUV Plows Through Street Carnival While Fleeing from Cops
Vehicles are evil.
Read More »Climate Reparations: Cows Farting in America Make Poor Somalians Suffer, So You Must Pay Up
"Loss and Damage" is the new hot topic in climate change culture.
Read More »China Warns America Not to Reveal Details of Upcoming Talk Between Biden and Xi to Taiwan
Please, be reasonable.
Read More »AP Says Sterilizing Trannies is Torture – Traditionalist “Chicks with Dicks” Coming Back Into Vogue
If they claim to be women, why do they have penises?
Read More »We Should Consider Blocking Out the Sun to Stop Global Warming, Latest UN Science Says
Swamp Ass Apocalypse is a scientific term.
Read More »UK Enters “Lengthy Recession”
This is a very small price to pay for forcible child anal sex in the Donbass.
Read More »Serious President Biden Confuses Ukraine with Iraq, Says Russia Pulled Troops from Fallujah
It's just the, uh... you know the, that's the uh.
Read More »UK’s Nurses Announce First Ever National Strike Because of Cost of Living Crisis
These nurses must be Russian agents.
Read More »Florida: 10-Year-Old Black Boy #MeToo’d by Racist School Counselor Slut for Alleged Groping
It should be legal to grope female school employees.
Read More »The Science Deploys Battalion of Disabled Retards to Fight Global Warming
These are the brilliant minds of our time.
Read More »UK Imposes “Most Severe Sanctions Ever” on Russia, Freezes Assets Worth $20.5 Billion
The rules-based order strikes again.
Read More »Kiev and 14 Other Regions Without Power, Europe Prepares for New Refugee Wave
This is a clear sign the Ukraine is winning.
Read More »Zuckerberg’s Meta Fires 11,000 Employees to Have More Money for Metaverse
Why is Zuckerberg so determined to hook people into a VR world?
Read More »Zelensky Refuses Peace Talks, Says Fight Must Go On Even If America Backstabs Him
No wonder America is worried about "Ukraine fatigue."
Read More »Poll: Half of Europeans at Financial Risk, 1 in 4 in “Precarious” Position
All of this to virtue signal about gay anal democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »COP27: Climate Cultists Demand Death Penalty for Unbelievers as World Leaders Discuss Weather
Climate Change killed the dinosaurs.
Read More »Kiev Prepares for Total Power Loss with Evacuation Plan for Remaining 3 Million Residents
Anywhere they go in the Ukraine, blackouts will follow.
Read More »Arizona Election Workers Receive Death Threats Because People are Allowed to Say Things
Democracy dies in Free Speech.
Read More »Black Teen Says Robbery Actually Just a Prank
Black people are funny.
Read More »Spain: Vegan Supremacists Glue Themselves to Paintings to Demand Sacrifices for Climate God
Kids fear the cow fart apocalypse.
Read More »America Tells the Ukraine to Stop Publicly Refusing Peace Talks with Russia (Bad Optics)
The Ukraine has a terrible PR department.
Read More »Twitter Folks Fired by Elon Musk are Very Competent, Very Mission-Critical Folks
They are down home soul folks.
Read More »14 Whistleblowers Expose Extent of FBI Anti-Conservative Corruption in New Report
The mainstream media is defending the FBI, of course.
Read More »Watch: Biden Announces America to “Free” Iran “Pretty Soon”
America is a very normal country.
Read More »Watch: Legislator Shouts “Go Back to Africa!” to Black Politician During French Parliament Session
Blacks are the real French!
Read More »New Pandemic! 20% of American Adults Dying from Binge Drinking!
They didn't know this before doing a Medical Dictatorship against the flu and the common cold?
Read More »Obedient Woman Bungee Jumps Without Harness After Hearing “Jump”
Did the vax kill this rare obedient woman?
Read More »Euro Zone Economy Collapsing, Winter Recession Coming
Europeans are suffering to make a moral statement about democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »“Ukraine” People Join the EU on Trip to “Anal China”
China's patience is being tested.
Read More »Germany’s Gas Importer Uniper Reports Record 40 Billion Euro Net Loss Thanks to the Ukraine Conflict
Germans are starting to pay the price of democracy in the Ukraine.
Read More »Watch: Man Drives Through Crowd of Bolsonaro Supporters in Brazil
It's possible that unlike American Republicans, the Brazilians won't allow their election to be stolen.
Read More »Libs of TikTok Makes Case Against Pandemic Amnesty
We're always going to remember what they did.
Read More »Russia Attacks Itself Again, Damages Own Nuclear Power Plant’s Connection to Power Grid
Russians are unhinged lunatics that will attack anyone - including themselves!
Read More »China Vows to Never Seek Hegemony, Says America has Ill Intentions
Chinese people are mostly interested in selling quality goods at reasonable prices.
Read More »Iran Cracks Down on Disrespectful Women! Raises the Red Flag!
Women shouldn't be allowed to access the Internet.
Read More »Russia Arrests Man from the Ukraine for Trying to Blow Up Power Infrastructure
It's obviously a reverse-reverse-reverse false flag to make the Ukraine look bad.
Read More »40 Organizations Tell Twitter’s Top Advertisers to Pull Ads Because People are Saying “Nigger”
You can't just let people say things in a platform designed to say things.
Read More »Beavis and Butt-Head Murder Spanish Teacher Over Bad Grade
What is even going on with Americans' physiognomy?
Read More »Antisemitism Watchdog Accuses AOC of Antisemitism for Talking About Things Jews Do
People are not supposed to talk about what the Jews do.
Read More »Zelensky Orders Planet to Fight Russia to Defend His Goyfeed Shipments
How is he still wearing this T-shirt?
Read More »Serbia: Chinese Man Arrested for Beating His 14-Year-Old Daughter Says He Acted Correctly
It's no wonder China is beating the West in everything.
Read More »Kiev Preparing 1,000+ “Heating Points” to Try to Prevent People from Freezing to Death
Chances are America paid for this too.
Read More »Chief Slut Says Finland May Host NATO Nukes on Russian Border
Stupid bitch!
Read More »Global Rise of Incel Culture Could Result in Terrorism, Experts Say
The matriarchy is under attack!
Read More »Poland Demands €1.32 Trillion WW2 Reparations from Germany, Says Russia is Next
The verge of WW3 is the best time to talk about old grudges.
Read More »Kiev Mayor Says People Will Freeze to Death This Winter Unless West Sends More Free Stuff
How come they can't even buy some blankets after getting all of those billions in aid from the West?
Read More »UK Navy Blew Up Nord Stream Pipelines, Russian Defense Ministry Says
Clearly, Russians are trying to start a war with the UK to hide the fact that they're losing the war in the Ukraine.
Read More »German President: Germany in a “Conflict” with Russia Because of Whatever, Not a War Yet
Destroying the German economy in the name of gay anal in the Ukraine is in the best interest of Germans.
Read More »Germany Tearing Down Wind Turbines to Make Way for Expansion of Coal Mine
Wind turbines should be illegal anyways.
Read More »Greta Thunberg (Now Fat) Launches The Climate Book to Tell People How the World Works
Greta is one of The Science's greatest acolytes.
Read More »World Bank Says G7 Not Powerful Enough to Control Russian Oil Price
How dare they question the power of the Anal Empire.
Read More »Mark Zuckerberg’s VR Metaverse Project Failing Spectacularly, Bringing Entire Company Down
What is he even using all of those billions of dollars for?
Read More »Russia May Destroy Western Satellites Used to Help the Ukraine
The West is already at war with Russia.
Read More »Voldemort Genocides Transgender People with Claims of JK Rowling Not Being Fascist
Only someone as evil as Voldemort would defend JK Rowling.
Read More »Twitter: Number of Active Users in “Absolute Decline” Since Pandemic Censorship Began
It's a mystery!
Read More »America, Japan, SK Threaten “Unparalleled” Response If North Korea Continues Testing Nukes
North Korea doesn't have child trannies.
Read More »Drag Queen Story Time Protesters Clash with Supporters of Child Abuse Outside Oregon Pub
Why are so many people against child empowerment?
Read More »Fetterwoman Humiliates Himself in Debate Against Dr. Oz
This is a very serious democracy.
Read More »A Woman is Finally Raped for Real!
Extremely rare!
Read More »Terrorist Car Bombs Media Company in Russian Territory
Russia is attacking itself again to make the Ukraine look bad.
Read More »Rat Traitor DeSantis Dodges Debate Question About 2024 Presidential Run
He must really be planning on running, or he would have just claimed he'd stay governor.
Read More »Coronavirus Lockdowns Erased Decades of Academic Progress, Experts Say
Another symptom of Long Covid!
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