Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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UK Cuntocracy Worries Men Exporting Too Much Sperm, Want to Enforce Family Limit
Why worry about declining birthrates when you can simply import more niggers?
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FDA to Approve Updates to Coronavirus Vax as CDC Says Sewers Have High Levels of Virus
Without pharmaceutical companies producing these “vaccines,” humanity wouldn’t exist.
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Lindsey Graham Warns Trump Could Lose Election If He Keeps Criticizing Kamala
Lindsey Graham gives horrible advice.
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Atlanta: Key Swing County to Give Panic Buttons to Election Workers and Hire Security
This means democracy is working.
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Detroit: Rain and Air Samples Show High Levels of Various Toxic Chemicals
The government doesn’t want you to worry about this.
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Ireland: Cops Investigating Stabbing of Army Chaplain as Possibly Migrant-Related
Everyone is so shocked.
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OpenAI Says Iran Tried Using ChatGPT to Influence US Elections
If the Iranians want to influence American elections so much, they should simply come study here for two years and get a green card from Trump.
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Mentally Unwell Hohols Say Senseless Terrorism on Kursk Villages Will Improve Peace Talks
War is won by whoever captures the most random villages.
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Cancer Deaths Among Men to Skyrocket by 2050, Study Finds
It’s a very mysterious situation.
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UK: 15-Year-Old Boy Now First Person Charged with Rioting Over Anti-Stabbing Protests
The British government is at war with the British people.
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Oops: Congressman Discovers Body of Alleged Trump Ear Scratcher Cremated Days After Shooting
It’s almost as if the goal was to fuel conspiracy theories.
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Alabama: “Healthy” 14-Year-Old Dies Suddenly During Football Practice
People who took the vax should stay away from intense exercise.
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NYC Burning Hundreds of Millions of Taxpayer Dollars on Migrants Every Month
It will pay off in the long run.
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Study Finds Virtually No Differences Between People Who Suffer from “Long COVID” and Those Who Don’t
It’s one of The Science’s greatest mysteries.
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NYPD Cops Raid Migrant Camp on Randall’s Island for Second Day, Say They’ll Have to Keep Coming Back
If the migrants are not removed, they’re going to keep making new encampments.