If your kids are feeling down, remind them they can consensually mutilate their sexual organs.
Read More »UK: “Coronavirus Jobs Retention Scheme” Gives Millions of Pounds to Billionaire Elite, Dubai and Saudi Royals
What is going on? Where are the adults?
Read More »Inhalable Coronavirus Vaccine by MIT Experts Coming Soon
The world-saving possibilities of this are exhilarating.
Read More »Many Americans Struggle to Feed All Members of Home During Lockdown
Remember: these people are telling you they created this lockdown because they love you.
Read More »Chemicals in the Environment Could be Responsible for Men Born with Testicles in the Wrong Place
Petrochemicals are causing basically every health problem.
Read More »Wear Masks Against Pollen in Spring Because Pollen Increases Coronavirus, Experts Say
Knows ye not from whence yonder coronavirus emergeth, but know ye well that it shall be the death of ye.
Read More »Researchers Discover 42 “Mystery” Foreign Chemicals Inside Pregnant Women and Newborns
No one seems to care.
Read More »Money Stresses Americans More Than Coronavirus
Yet the goyim still went along with it.
Read More »New Captain America is Gay and Wears a Nose Ring, Marvel Reveals
I think this will really help get young people involved in the gay lifestyle.
Read More »Sugar Boosts Fat Production in the Liver, Table Sugar and Fructose are the Worst
This is all stupid and ridiculous, and everyone is a moron.
Read More »Study: People Do Not Know How to Treat Thirst, Take Pills Instead of Drinking Water
Shouldn't they teach this in school?
Read More »North Korea Calls America’s Recent Attempt at Initiating Contact a “Cheap Trick”
All over the world, the Biden Administration policy is "maximum escalation of tensions."
Read More »Juno Actress Ellen Page Cuts Hair Short, Reveals Her Breasts Have Been Extirpated
Yikes.
Read More »About Half of Parents Say Mental Health of Teenagers Worsened During Lockdown
It is a nightmare.
Read More »There are So Many Migrants That 3,000 Teenage Goblins Will be Housed at a Dallas Convention Center
It's about love and racial justice, as well as revenge for the Holocaust.
Read More »Iran Hangs Four Men Who Forced a Husband to Watch as They Gang-Raped His Wife
Unfortunately, according to science, this is a horrible violation of Human Rights.
Read More »Tinder Will Allow Women to Perform Background Checks on Men
No reason the dating apps shouldn't get in on the tracking grid business.
Read More »HBO Says QAnon’s “Q” is Ron Watkins, Filipino Son of 8Chan Owner Jim Watkins
It's a black hole of super-dense fake news, in which a new universe is forming.
Read More »Study Says Fans of Game of Thrones Become Their Favorite Character in Their Minds
Who watches the TV watchers?
Read More »Kids Should Get the Coronavirus mRNA Gene Therapy “Vaccine” Too, According to Experts
Everyone deserves a shot.
Read More »Different States Have Similar “Coronavirus” Death Toll, Regardless of Severity of Lockdowns
It's almost like there isn't any virus at all.
Read More »Attack on Bitcoin: “Experts” and Bill Gates Claim Cryptocurrency is Destroying Environment
Oh gee, Bill.
Read More »Too Much Time on Social Media Likely to Cause Teeth-Grinding and Sleep Problems
Maybe we should just lock women in cages?
Read More »Boxing Champion Marvelous Marvin Hagler Dies After Coronavirus “Vaccine”
They took down the champ.
Read More »Single People Masturbate Multiple Times a Day Because of Lockdown, Watch More Porn
Sexual sins always tear at the soul, and masturbation is the worst sexual sin aside from sodomy with a man.
Read More »Ireland, Netherlands Suspend AstraZeneca “Vaccine” Rollout
We don't know what is going on, but it's not good.
Read More »Israeli Group Claims Vaccines are Crime Against Humanity, Files Suit Against Government to ICC
Don't think that just because Jews are taking the vaccine, it must not be harmful.
Read More »Lockdown Increases Eating Disorders, Study Suggests
"COVID-19" is not responsible for anything and probably doesn't even exist.
Read More »Rich People Donating to Social Causes Only Benefit Themselves, Study Says
Bill Gates is our mommy and he takes care of us because we are all his little babies.
Read More »Conflict of Interests: Marijuana Production Sends “Greenhouse Gas” Emissions Through the Roof
One thing is certain: they're not going to take people's weed away. They need people as high as possible to make this system work.
Read More »Bad Omen: Most Americans Who Work Remotely are Considering Leaving the US
Why won't the companies just hire Indians though?
Read More »Environmental Hazard: 3 Million Face Masks with Plastics in Them are Discarded Every Minute
These people talk constantly about the environment, but they have zero concern about what is the undisputed #1 environmental hazard: plastic.
Read More »Breastfeeding Mothers Still Produce Milk with THC from Marijuana 6 Weeks After Use
This drug agenda has overtaken society to the point where we want infants to get high on breastmilk?
Read More »Healthy Utah Mother Dies Days After Second Dose of Moderna Coronavirus “Vaccine”
How many people has this fake vaccine actually killed? We're never gonna know.
Read More »Second Person in a Row “Naturally Cures” Supposed “HIV Infection” – Is HIV Even Real?
We live under a neo-religious dogma that they call "science."
Read More »Steroids Can Leave Men with Low Sperm Count and Poor Erections for Years
Most men don't know what they're even doing with these drugs.
Read More »Study: Family, Community and Nature Bring Happiness, Money May Decrease It
We still haven't seen the final form of total alienation.
Read More »FBI Begins Witch Hunt for “White Supremacy Infiltrators” of the Police and Armed Forces
This is absolutely the beginning of a witch hunt.
Read More »Vegan Diets May Weaken Bones, Study Finds
By sheer coincidence, this is another agenda of Bill Gates.
Read More »Drudge Report Says Vaccinated Israelis “Reclaim Their Lives” and Party
Israel is Potemkin Village, designed to make people believe in the mythology of the vaccination cult.
Read More »CDC: Vaccinated People Can’t Unmask, 78% of Hospitalizations are Fat
Just keep following orders and I'm sure it will work out.
Read More »UK: Women in Armed Forced to Receive Free Products for Their Bleeding Holes
There is probably some way to start a conflict with trannies over this.
Read More »Austria Suspends AstraZeneca Coronavirus Vaccines After One Person Dies and Another Falls Ill
People are concerned about all of this, but instead of addressing the root problem, and just saying "well, actually it turns out this whole thing is a hoax," they say that one of the vaccines might be bad, so they're slowing the distribution of it.
Read More »Cyprus Protesters Demand Withdrawal of Country’s Satanic Entry for Eurovision: “El Diablo”
Just another Satan worshiping ritual.
Read More »Creator of Deepfake Tom Cruise Admits to Making Video, Says He Never Meant to Trick Anyone
Of course people thought it was real. People think the coronavirus pandemic is real.
Read More »Outrage After Missouri Pastor Tells Wives to Lose Weight and Look Pretty for Their Husbands
What even is this?
Read More »Lady Victoria Hervey Says Coronavirus Vaccine is Part of Bill Gates’ Plot to Depopulate the World
Hey - at least someone is saying it.
Read More »Bolsonaro Tells People to Stop Whining About Coronavirus
People are cowards and babies, and it's disgusting.
Read More »Moderna Coronavirus “Vaccine” Continues to Cause Horrible, Unexplained Skin Rash
It is not a vaccine and there is no "coronavirus." So what is going on?
Read More »Study: Women Worry More About Emotional Infidelity Than Physical Infidelity
What is the psychological mechanism here?
Read More »Border Agents Detained Almost 100,000 Migrants in February, According to Sources
This is a flood like we've never seen before in history.
Read More »Capitol Police Said QAnon was Going to Attack the Capitol on March 4
This is just how they do things now: they create massive hoaxes out of nothing in order to justify their weird actions.
Read More »75% of American Adults Say They Can’t Understand What People Say with a Mask On
Who are the 25%? Do they have ultrasonic hearing?
Read More »“Coronavirus Deaths” Ten Times Higher in Countries with High Obesity Rates
This is all a big hoax, and the "obesity connection" is exactly what the Daily Stormer predicted.
Read More »Brave Browser Buys a Search Engine, Promises Upcoming Brave Search Will Respect Privacy
It's nice to have something.
Read More »UK Says Coronavirus Vaccine Modifications Can Skip Trials, Unlimited Injections on the Way
What is the purpose of this?
Read More »US Expects 300,000 Fewer Babies to be Born This Year
This is just another very convenient coincidental result of the "pandemic."
Read More »Border Crisis: Migrant Children are Filling Up Shelters
Just release them into the wild.
Read More »Spain: Irish Woman Asks 4 Migrants How They are Doing, Gets Gang-Raped
I'm sure she had no idea of the potential for this outcome and wasn't asking for it at all.
Read More »Biden Says He’s Getting Ready to Bomb Iraq Over Supposed “Missile Attack”
Oh, war with Iraq. That sounds like a good idea.
Read More »Innovation in Art: Woman Takes Pictures with Her Vagina
Something coming out of her whatever.
Read More »More Than 20 States Introduce Bills Trying to Protect High School Girls’ Sports from Women with Penises
Enroll in female sports and beat them up. Jack off in the locker room. If anyone complains, sue them and you'll win.
Read More »South Korea Investigates People Dying Within Days of Receiving AstraZeneca Coronavirus Vaccine
Asians are becoming a problem for the elite.
Read More »Deepfake Tom Cruise Video with More Than 11 Million Views Proves You Cannot Trust Video
The government is currently trying to regulate this technology.
Read More »Antiracist Censorship and Brainwashing Coming to Scientific Publications
How will the lights stay on?
Read More »Mother Who Reported 6-Year-Old Son Missing Now Accused of Murder, Abuse of Corpse
Well, a single mom is always a bad time. He's one of the lucky ones, frankly.
Read More »China: Homosexuality Can be Labeled “Psychological Disorder,” Says Court
American-educated Hong Konger tried to sue!
Read More »WHO Says It’s “Unrealistic” to Expect Coronavirus Freakout to End This Year
What is going on here?
Read More »Denmark’s Brown Immigration Minister Tells Syrian “Refugees” to Go Home Now That Their Country is Safe
Why can't white people say it themselves?
Read More »Women Feel More Optimistic Than Ever About Achieving Their Dreams
Imagine it.
Read More »European Union Wants “Digital Green Pass” Ready by Summer Holidays
Imagine saying that you want to avoid any discrimination when defending a proposal that literally discriminates.
Read More »Capitol: 4,900 Troops on High Alert Due to QAnon Theory That Trump Will Come Back This Week
This idea that there is a secret QAnon Donald Trump racist white supremacist army ready to storm the Capitol is not actually any stupider than the coronavirus thing.
Read More »Pfizer Coronavirus Vaccine is Half as Effective in Obese Individuals
The bodies of the obese don't work properly.
Read More »RSBN Mutes Mike Lindell Talking About Coronavirus to Avoid Getting Banned from YouTube
YouTube calls the shots.
Read More »Anthony Fauci Says He’d Take New Single-Shot Johnson & Johnson “Vaccine”
Facui is a vaccine addict.
Read More »First Pictures: Brown People are Marched Single File From Mexico Into America
Remember: you need to wear two masks for double protection from this virus that's going to kill us all.
Read More »UK: Two Years Behind Bars for Saying You’ll Publish Porn of Someone Without Their Consent
Women's worst behavior is incentivized, and there is no way to hack that system.
Read More »Experts Express Concern About the Impact of the Lockdown on the Mental Health of German Kids
There is no way out of the lockdown, short of some kind of revolution.
Read More »Study Says People Chasing Social Media Likes Have Thinking Patterns Similar to Rats Chasing Food
Turns out, social media is manipulating people.
Read More »Border Officials Prepare Tent Facility in South Texas to Cope with Border Invasion
I hope everyone enjoys their decisions.
Read More »12-Year-Old Florida Girl Sells Stun Guns to Classmates, Misogynistic Cops Enforce Glass Ceiling
As a society, we should be encouraging our young female entrepreneurs.
Read More »Explosion in Israeli Cargo Ship Following Tensions Between US and Iran
How are we even supposed to know what's going on, with the way the media chooses to report events?
Read More »Lockdowns are Quietly Improving Cities Around the World, Says the World Economic Forum
There should be a global referendum for people to choose between JRR Tolkien's The Shire and Judge Dredd's Megacity as their new way of life.
Read More »Israel Now Demands Vaccination Passport to Enter Bars, Shopping Centers, Theaters
But are they getting the same mRNA vaccine we're all supposed to be getting? I have doubts.
Read More »HOAX! Only 1 in 10 Chance of Catching Coronavirus from an Infected Person Who Lives with You
Does the virus actually exist at all?
Read More »Excess Body Fat Increases Testosterone in Girls, Makes Them Hairier, Delays Development of Breasts
Parents of overweight kids should be charged with child abuse.
Read More »Scandal! Families Realize Loved Ones are Wrongly Counted as Coronavirus Victims in UK
The majority of the population is just so deep into this.
Read More »Fat Extremist Demi Lovato Says Gender Reveal Parties are Transphobic
Science agrees with her.
Read More »Vaccine Enthusiasm: More Americans Than Ever Before Plan to Get Common Flu Shot This Season
Anything to avoid losing weight.
Read More »Study: Diets High in Fructose Can Negatively Affect Immune System
The number one determiner of getting sick from the flu, other than age, is fatness.
Read More »UK: 48% of People Find Current Lockdown Harder Than 2020’s
What is clear is that if people will tolerate this, they will tolerate anything.
Read More »Scientists Begin Construction of Earth’s “Digital Twin” to Simulate Future Happenings for EU
You're probably going to start hearing more about "supercomputer simulations."
Read More »Study: 2 in 3 People Hospitalized for Coronavirus Suffer from Obesity, Diabetes or Heart Problems
The hospitals are complicit in this, and I know that for a fact from hearing from doctors. They're just told "put coronavirus as the death cause if there is any chance the patient had it, even if they die from something else."
Read More »UK: Queen Vaccine-Shames People, Tells Them to Think of Others Rather Than Themselves
They want vaccinated people to blame anyone who refused the vaccine for the eternal lockdown.
Read More »Traffic Noise from Cars and Planes Can Damage People’s Hearts
There is no money to be made in making society healthy and safe, so society is not healthy and safe.
Read More »Bill Gates Hates Bitcoin and Cryptocurrencies, Wants to “Get Rid of That”
We're going to have to do what he says. He's the boss.
Read More »The Logical Conclusion: Georgia Woman Marries Herself
No man can ever make a woman happy, they always want more and more, because all women believe they are the center of the universe.
Read More »Recognition: Most Americans Now Realize Coronavirus Lockdown Crisis is Worse Than 2008 Recession
This is going to be the worst economic crisis in all of human history.
Read More »UK: Face Masks Likely to be Used “For Years to Come” Despite Vaccinations, Experts Claim
"Normal" is never coming back. This is your life now.
Read More »UK Government Confirms People Will be Allowed to Hug Family from May 17
I urge the government to be careful. We can go too fast into hugging.
Read More »Endocrine-Disrupting Chemicals May be Behind Declining Sperm Counts and Lower Egg Quality
Announcing a crisis which has already totally wrecked humanity is a way of mocking those that it has destroyed.
Read More »Family of 11-Year-Old Hispanic Boy Who Froze to Death in Texas Trailer Sues ERCOT for $100M
This is the way the world works now, in the age of ice: only the strong will survive.
Read More »Jewish Groups Want Michael Che to Accept His Place as a House Negro, Demand Apology
Nigga yall bes be said you be surry to dem joos. Yall know how they gon do a nigga.
Read More »“More Contagious” Anti-Vaccine South African Coronavirus Strain is Now in New York
It's all just a terrible coincidence, really, but what this means is that you're still a prisoner.
Read More »Scientists Clone Endangered Species from Animal That Lived 30 Years Ago
This is anti-Semitic research.
Read More »UK Government Says People May Need Infinite, Regular Coronavirus Vaccinations and Revaccinations
It is never going to end.
Read More »Australian High School Gives Pronoun Badges to Students
The evil is only possible because it is so silly.
Read More »Saturday Night Live’s Black Star Michael Che Under Fire for “Anti-Semitic” Joke
Anti-Semitism - it's just everywhere.
Read More »Reality Shaper Anthony Fauci Says Americans Will Need to Wear Masks Through 2022
This is permanent. I can't stress that enough. And it will help your mental health to accept that it is permanent.
Read More »Oxford to Students: “Stop Being a Non-Racist and Start Being an Anti-Racist”
Wakanda forever.
Read More »Influenza and Colds Virtually Disappear, Everything is Covid-19
The "coronavirus pandemic" is a hoax. Period.
Read More »Remember When White People had Sex and Made Babies?
Big families are cool.
Read More »Canada Vows to Join Australia in Fight to Make Facebook Pay for News
No one can tell Facebook what to do.
Read More »UK to Offer Drivers Up to £3,000 in Public Transport Credit to Give Up Their Cars and Save Planet
You don't own cars, goyim.
Read More »Nightmares are Here: Scientist Can Talk with Sleeping People, Lucid Dreamers Answer Questions
Technology is getting very weird.
Read More »WhatsApp Says Controversial Privacy Policy Update Will Happen Regardless of Backlash
There isn't any way out of any of this. The tech companies, like in any cyberpunk dystopian fiction, are now our overlords.
Read More »Israel: In 2016, There Were 5,145 Deaths Per Million Residents; In 2020, 5,276
Coronavirus is the opposite of scary, when you look at the numbers.
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