This is going to be the worst economic crisis in all of human history.
Read More »UK: Face Masks Likely to be Used “For Years to Come” Despite Vaccinations, Experts Claim
"Normal" is never coming back. This is your life now.
Read More »UK Government Confirms People Will be Allowed to Hug Family from May 17
I urge the government to be careful. We can go too fast into hugging.
Read More »Endocrine-Disrupting Chemicals May be Behind Declining Sperm Counts and Lower Egg Quality
Announcing a crisis which has already totally wrecked humanity is a way of mocking those that it has destroyed.
Read More »Family of 11-Year-Old Hispanic Boy Who Froze to Death in Texas Trailer Sues ERCOT for $100M
This is the way the world works now, in the age of ice: only the strong will survive.
Read More »Jewish Groups Want Michael Che to Accept His Place as a House Negro, Demand Apology
Nigga yall bes be said you be surry to dem joos. Yall know how they gon do a nigga.
Read More »“More Contagious” Anti-Vaccine South African Coronavirus Strain is Now in New York
It's all just a terrible coincidence, really, but what this means is that you're still a prisoner.
Read More »Scientists Clone Endangered Species from Animal That Lived 30 Years Ago
This is anti-Semitic research.
Read More »UK Government Says People May Need Infinite, Regular Coronavirus Vaccinations and Revaccinations
It is never going to end.
Read More »Australian High School Gives Pronoun Badges to Students
The evil is only possible because it is so silly.
Read More »Saturday Night Live’s Black Star Michael Che Under Fire for “Anti-Semitic” Joke
Anti-Semitism - it's just everywhere.
Read More »Reality Shaper Anthony Fauci Says Americans Will Need to Wear Masks Through 2022
This is permanent. I can't stress that enough. And it will help your mental health to accept that it is permanent.
Read More »Oxford to Students: “Stop Being a Non-Racist and Start Being an Anti-Racist”
Wakanda forever.
Read More »Influenza and Colds Virtually Disappear, Everything is Covid-19
The "coronavirus pandemic" is a hoax. Period.
Read More »Remember When White People had Sex and Made Babies?
Big families are cool.
Read More »Canada Vows to Join Australia in Fight to Make Facebook Pay for News
No one can tell Facebook what to do.
Read More »UK to Offer Drivers Up to £3,000 in Public Transport Credit to Give Up Their Cars and Save Planet
You don't own cars, goyim.
Read More »Nightmares are Here: Scientist Can Talk with Sleeping People, Lucid Dreamers Answer Questions
Technology is getting very weird.
Read More »WhatsApp Says Controversial Privacy Policy Update Will Happen Regardless of Backlash
There isn't any way out of any of this. The tech companies, like in any cyberpunk dystopian fiction, are now our overlords.
Read More »Israel: In 2016, There Were 5,145 Deaths Per Million Residents; In 2020, 5,276
Coronavirus is the opposite of scary, when you look at the numbers.
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