Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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Obama Not Endorsing Kamala
Very few people are able to endorse Kamala with a straight face.
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Jews Joining Forces with US Republicans Against International Pressure to Leave Palestine
You have to Make Israel Great Again first, goy.
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Media Saying Oklahoma Man Predicted Trump Assassination Attempt with Alleged Vision from God
Of course they’d at least try to lay some groundwork for a hoax.
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Trump Says WW3 is Coming, Claims “Russia is After All of the Ukraine,” Threatens Hamas
Why should Americans care about what Russia does on its borders or whatever happens in the Middle East?
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Google Searches for “How to Register to Vote” Allegedly Up by 500% Since Trump’s Ear Allegedly Shot
It’s a suspiciously convenient explanation for why he’d win in 2024 after losing in 2020.
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Zuckerberg Refuses to Endorse Trump or Biden, Says He Wants No Part in the Election
Zuckerberg is beyond these goyim affairs.
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Top UN Court Orders Israel to Leave West Bank, East Jerusalem, And Gaza!
This makes it official that October 7th wasn’t an “unprovoked attack.”
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Zelensky Accuses Orban of Betraying EU at UK Leaders’ Meeting
Orban is actually trying to stop the EU from getting destroyed in a war.
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Biden Now Saying He’d Consider Dropping Out If Doctors Diagnosed Him with Something
Looks like he’s officially out.
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Trump Says Taiwan Should Start Paying America for Protection from China
America could just stay away from Taiwan and do Sino-Friendship with China, instead of playing thug for hire.
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Dublin: Uncle Tommy and the Lads Attack Migrant Camp with Knives and Pipes, Destroy Tents
There’s a storm coming.
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Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
“Haha they’re incompetent because they’re women! Competency crisis, goy!” is exactly what they want people to believe.
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China Suspends Nuclear Talks With America to Protest Arms Sales to Taiwan
China has incredible levels of patience.
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Israel Bombs Humanitarian Zone Sheltering Displaced People, Kills at Least 60
The Jews are doing the equivalent of nuking Gaza, but little by little.
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Jew Jack Black Throws Long-Time Bandmate and Friend Kyle Gass Under the Bus Over Trump Assassination Joke
For those of us in the know, this is all quite surreal.