Author: Elvis Dunderhoff
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Secret Cervix Director Vows to Investigate What Happened But Refuses to Resign
She should try using her female intuition.
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Zelensky Now Wants Russia to Attend Second “Peace Summit”
There’s no reason why Russia should attend such a circus.
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Elon Musk to Donate $45 Million Per Month to New Political Group Backing Trump
Maybe Trump will throw some bones to the tech industry. I’m sure he’ll keep the blockade on Chinese EVs, which is the only reason that Tesla still exists as a company.
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Phone of Suspected Shooter Who Allegedly Damaged Trump’s Ear Yields No Clues
Real or not, the problem is what the incident is being used for.
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EU Sanctions Israeli Group Known for Blocking Gaza Aid, Others Over West Bank Abuses
It would be more useful to sanction the American government.
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Secret Cervix Says Local Cops Were Supposed to Secure Surrounding Properties During Trump Rally
This is beyond conceivable incompetence, and enters into the realm of “obvious maliciousness.”
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Hamas Commander Still Alive Despite Massive Israeli Strike Killing 90 and Injuring Hundreds
The real targets were always the civilians.
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World Leaders Condemn Violence Against Trump’s Ear
Intact ears are a pillar of democracy.
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“Lone Gunman Narrative Raises Too Many Questions”
The choices are “everyone is too competent” and “everyone is incompetent.”
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Two French Rugby Players Arrested in Argentina After Woman Regrets Sex in Hotel Room
It’s just buyer’s remorse.
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Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
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Watch: Boeing Plane’s Wheel Explodes at Florida Airport
Boeing should rethink its entire PR strategy.
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Russia Vows Military Response to American Plan to Put Long-Range Missiles in Germany
Are Europeans okay with America dragging them into a nuclear war?
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Jews Using Weapons Designed to Spray Shrapnel and Maximize Casualties in Gaza
The experts are now saying what was already obvious from the start.
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Gazans Refusing Latest Israeli Evacuation Order – Taking a Stand Against Jew Terrorists
Making a stand. Brave people.