It's a suspiciously convenient explanation for why he'd win in 2024 after losing in 2020.
Read More »Zuckerberg Refuses to Endorse Trump or Biden, Says He Wants No Part in the Election
Zuckerberg is beyond these goyim affairs.
Read More »Top UN Court Orders Israel to Leave West Bank, East Jerusalem, And Gaza!
This makes it official that October 7th wasn't an "unprovoked attack."
Read More »Zelensky Accuses Orban of Betraying EU at UK Leaders’ Meeting
Orban is actually trying to stop the EU from getting destroyed in a war.
Read More »Biden Now Saying He’d Consider Dropping Out If Doctors Diagnosed Him with Something
Looks like he's officially out.
Read More »Trump Says Taiwan Should Start Paying America for Protection from China
America could just stay away from Taiwan and do Sino-Friendship with China, instead of playing thug for hire.
Read More »Dublin: Uncle Tommy and the Lads Attack Migrant Camp with Knives and Pipes, Destroy Tents
There's a storm coming.
Read More »Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
"Haha they're incompetent because they're women! Competency crisis, goy!" is exactly what they want people to believe.
Read More »China Suspends Nuclear Talks With America to Protest Arms Sales to Taiwan
China has incredible levels of patience.
Read More »Israel Bombs Humanitarian Zone Sheltering Displaced People, Kills at Least 60
The Jews are doing the equivalent of nuking Gaza, but little by little.
Read More »Jew Jack Black Throws Long-Time Bandmate and Friend Kyle Gass Under the Bus Over Trump Assassination Joke
For those of us in the know, this is all quite surreal.
Read More »Secret Cervix Director Vows to Investigate What Happened But Refuses to Resign
She should try using her female intuition.
Read More »Zelensky Now Wants Russia to Attend Second “Peace Summit”
There's no reason why Russia should attend such a circus.
Read More »Elon Musk to Donate $45 Million Per Month to New Political Group Backing Trump
Maybe Trump will throw some bones to the tech industry. I'm sure he'll keep the blockade on Chinese EVs, which is the only reason that Tesla still exists as a company.
Read More »Phone of Suspected Shooter Who Allegedly Damaged Trump’s Ear Yields No Clues
Real or not, the problem is what the incident is being used for.
Read More »EU Sanctions Israeli Group Known for Blocking Gaza Aid, Others Over West Bank Abuses
It would be more useful to sanction the American government.
Read More »Secret Cervix Says Local Cops Were Supposed to Secure Surrounding Properties During Trump Rally
This is beyond conceivable incompetence, and enters into the realm of "obvious maliciousness."
Read More »Hamas Commander Still Alive Despite Massive Israeli Strike Killing 90 and Injuring Hundreds
The real targets were always the civilians.
Read More »World Leaders Condemn Violence Against Trump’s Ear
Intact ears are a pillar of democracy.
Read More »“Lone Gunman Narrative Raises Too Many Questions”
The choices are "everyone is too competent" and "everyone is incompetent."
Read More »Two French Rugby Players Arrested in Argentina After Woman Regrets Sex in Hotel Room
It's just buyer's remorse.
Read More »Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
Read More »Watch: Boeing Plane’s Wheel Explodes at Florida Airport
Boeing should rethink its entire PR strategy.
Read More »Russia Vows Military Response to American Plan to Put Long-Range Missiles in Germany
Are Europeans okay with America dragging them into a nuclear war?
Read More »Jews Using Weapons Designed to Spray Shrapnel and Maximize Casualties in Gaza
The experts are now saying what was already obvious from the start.
Read More »Gazans Refusing Latest Israeli Evacuation Order – Taking a Stand Against Jew Terrorists
Making a stand. Brave people.
Read More »Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
The Science is working really hard to make pigs more compatible with humans.
Read More »UK to Give the Ukraine £3 Billion a Year in Military Support “For as Long as It Takes”
Who's going to use the weapons they send? 16-year-old boys?
Read More »Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return Yet Again Because of Technical Difficulties
Even if the mission is successful, the damage to the Boeing brand is already done.
Read More »Multiple States Now Testing Humans and Cattle for Bird Flu, Mass Killing Infected Animals
We have to kill all the animals because what wasn't a threat ever before now suddenly is, goy.
Read More »Michigan Farmers Pushing Back Against Government’s Bird Flu Lockdown-Style Restrictions
It's a direct attack on the food supply.
Read More »US Military’s Aid Pier in Gaza to be Permanently Dismantled After Only Operating for 20 Days
It wasn't ever intended to work.
Read More »Biden Promises New Air Defense Systems for the Ukraine After Cancer Child Hospital Bombing Hoax
No, Russia didn't target the hospital.
Read More »Expecting People of Color to be on Time is Racist, Duke Medical School Says
Most people of color don't understand what clocks are for.
Read More »Spain Sentences 15 Schoolchildren for Generating AI Deepfake Nudes of Classmates
It shouldn't even be considered a crime.
Read More »Justice Department Bans “Fake” Social Media Accounts Over Pro-Russian Posts
The government is watching social media very closely.
Read More »Jewish Family to Sue NYC for $100 Million Over Soft Pogrom During School Graduation
That's not how you get less pogroms happening, Jews.
Read More »Three Columbia University Deans Placed on Leave for Sharing Antisemitic Texts
The Jews are generating a lot of resentment.
Read More »Reuters Claims Biden Currently Deporting More Migrants Than Trump
Trump deported less migrants than Obama, by the way.
Read More »UK: Andrew Tate and His Brother Facing Civil Tax Evasion Claim Over OnlyFans Revenue
They should just move to China or Russia and start paying taxes there.
Read More »FAA Orders Inspection of 2,600 Boeing 737 Planes Over Concerns Oxygen Masks Could Fail During Emergency
The important thing is that black employment is rising.
Read More »NY National Guard Soldiers Testing Pocket-Sized Surveillance Drones
They don't really need this to stop invaders, so you can guess who's the real target.
Read More »Confused Women Angry After Discovering Sperm Donor Donates Sperm to Other Women
Of course he's going to donate everywhere.
Read More »Watch: Moment UK Cops Arrest Female Teacher for Having Sex with Two Students
It's happening everywhere.
Read More »Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
The overall improvement to quality of life is well worth it.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There's no victim here.
Read More »Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
Read More »Women in the Ukraine Now Mining Coal as “There Just Aren’t Enough Men Left”
The Ukraine only lost about two dozen men since the start of the conflict.
Read More »Temple Manager from Kamala Harris’ Ancestral Indian Village Compares Her to a Horse
She does look kind of horsey.
Read More »CNN Reminds People They Can Still Die from the Black Death Today
Are you afraid of death yet?
Read More »The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about "gaffes" involving kids.
Read More »Duo of Russian Pranksters Known for Targeting Western Politicians Get Top State Award
Russia has a sense of humor.
Read More »Michigan: Brave 8-Year-Old Boy Saves 6-Year-Old Sister from Crazed Pit Bull
It's always pit bulls.
Read More »Israel Approves Largest West Bank Land Grab in More Than 3 Decades, Watchdog Says
Pile of shoes, goy.
Read More »Colorado Resident Dies from Black Death
It could fix the homeless problem.
Read More »Government Pays Moderna to Create mRNA Bird Flu Vax, Colorado Reports Human Case
Looks like the plan is to slowly turn every vaccine into an mRNA gene therapy clot vax.
Read More »UK: Female Politicians Calling the Cops After Becoming “Victims” of Deepfake Pornography
Women can't handle the internet.
Read More »Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy and Ozempic Linked to Condition That Leads to Blindness
The good thing is that pharmaceutical companies could sell drugs for the blindness too.
Read More »Outrage as Underage Teen Sluts Getting “Super Wild” on OnlyFans
Sluts can't legally do slut things with older men because of this thing called power dynamics.
Read More »Florida Cops Arrest Boomer for Shooting Walmart Drone Flying Over His Property
Are the drones even from Walmart?
Read More »Having a Good Diet in Early Childhood Protects Mind Against Cognitive Decline and Dementia
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »More Illegal Migrants Came from US-Canada Border in June Than Total for All of 2022
It's much easier to cross than the southern border.
Read More »SHOCKING: Teenage Sluts as Young as 14 Did Slut Things for Money with Jeffrey Epstein
He was just a pedophile, goy. He wasn't running a blackmail ring.
Read More »Head of Gaza’s Biggest Hospital Says Israel Tortured Him and Others for Months
Yeah, but the Jews didn't put his shoes in a pile.
Read More »Tesla Sales Still Falling Despite Price Cuts and Low-Interest Financing Offers
People don't want overpriced meme cars.
Read More »Migrants Who Fought Border Patrol at El Paso Were Later Released Into America, ICE Says
It's their migrant right, goy.
Read More »France: Cops Detain Two Directors After Actress Says She Didn’t Consent to Sex 36 Years Ago
The rape itself lasted six years.
Read More »Greece Now Allows Companies to Require Sixth Day of Work Every Week
Just ban women from the workplace and everyone will be instantly more productive.
Read More »UK: Pubescent Girls Now Ruining St. Paul’s Cathedral Choir
The boys don't need the distraction.
Read More »Israel: Cops Attack Orthodox Jews Rioting Against Military Service Order
Bibi needs the manpower for his seven-front war.
Read More »The Science Hopes to Prescribe Cannabis to Make Women Experience More Orgasms
The Science is yet to explain how exactly the female orgasm benefits society.
Read More »Anal Blacks Brawl After NYC Pride Parade
It's truly shocking that even anal blacks would behave this way.
Read More »The Guardian Reveals Jew Behind Pro-Israel Disinformation Network “Shirion Collective”
Shirion Collective offered bounties to reveal the identities of students supporting Palestine.
Read More »Guatemala’s Top Court Calls for Anal Degenerates to Have Good Manners During Pride March
They should ban the marches altogether.
Read More »“Your September 11th is Our October 7th,” Israel’s Consul General Tells New Yorkers
In the sense that the Israeli higher-ups knew beforehand, sure.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Special Ed Teacher Arrested After Having Sex with Student
These teachers should be wearing body cameras like cops.
Read More »Everyone Shocked as Cops Catch Gay Porn Star with Video of 10-Year-Old Kid Getting Raped
Homosexuals are pedophiles.
Read More »UK Government Lawyers Jewing the ICC to Delay Netanyahu Arrest Warrant
Imagine openly defending the Jews even after everyone watched the videos from Gaza.
Read More »Canadian Woman Gets 3 Years in Jail for Pretending Her Daughters Were Inuit to Get Benefits
They look Inuit enough.
Read More »Oklahoma Public Schools Now Required to Teach the Bible and the Ten Commandments
Every state should mandate the same.
Read More »China: Huawei’s Harmony OS Starting to Replace Windows and Android
It already looks better than what Google and Microsoft offer.
Read More »American Ninja Warrior Champ Gets 10+ Years for Relationship with Teenage Girl
It was a normal, healthy relationship.
Read More »Satellite Images Show Lebanese Village in Ruins After Israeli Strikes
The Jews trust America's army of trannies will be strong enough to fight everyone.
Read More »Exposure to Toxic Chemicals Before Pregnancy Reduces Breastfeeding Capacity, Study Suggests
The breast milk has toxic chemicals too.
Read More »Dutch FM Asks Israeli Ambassador to Explain Mossad Harassment Campaign Against ICC
It all started with a big pile of shoes, you see.
Read More »Watch: Cybertruck Malfunctions Hours After Purchase, Crashes Into Neighbor’s Home
The Cybertruck is a failed product.
Read More »Denmark Farmers to Pay Cow Fart Tax
The goyim are not allowed to eat meat.
Read More »Peru to Stop Labeling Trannies as Mentally Ill After Backlash
What a bunch of spineless faggots.
Read More »China Successfully Brings Back World’s First Samples from Far Side of the Moon
If the Chinese say the Moon is real, I'm inclined to believe them.
Read More »Top US Government Official Pressured Tranny Experts to Remove Age Limits for Tranny Surgery
The government needs more trannies.
Read More »Famous NY Church Tests Positive for Highly Toxic Air
Can't solve it with windmills.
Read More »Woman Showing Her Tits to Strangers in NYC to Defeat Oppressive Patriarchy
Islam is right about women.
Read More »Colorado Law Bans Everyday Products Containing Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
It would be more effective to put proper consequences in place against companies poisoning people.
Read More »Israel Purposefully Targeting Journalists in Gaza, Investigation Suggests
Of course they are.
Read More »NY’s Beached Whale Day Promotes Deformed Women at the Beach
Ugly is beautiful, goy.
Read More »Diabolical Genius Kanye West Managed to Make Ugly Malibu Beachfront Mansion Even Uglier
People thought it was impossible. He did it anyway.
Read More »Lawsuit Challenges Louisiana Law Requiring Display of Ten Commandments in Classrooms
The separation of church and state was a mistake.
Read More »Ice Age Supremacists Storm 18th Hole with Smoke Grenades to Protest Cow King’s Tyranny
The cow army is planning to melt the planet.
Read More »Texas Doctors Tell Parents Kids Will Kill Themselves Unless They Go Full Tranny
The souls are in the wrong body, goy.
Read More »Russia Says America is Responsible for Attack on Crimea That Injured 124
America is responsible for everything the Ukraine does, actually.
Read More »Jews Losing Enthusiasm for Biden
I don't know if Trump is gaining support from Jews and I certainly would not use that as a headline.
Read More »Israeli Defense Minister Meets Senior Officials in Washington to Discuss War with Hezbollah
Americans have a duty to defend the right of Jews to murder innocent kids. It's right there in the Constitution.
Read More »Animals are All Gay, Actually, Which Means It’s Good to be Gay, Because Animals are Natural
So faggots are like animals?
Read More »Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return to Earth Again as Time Running Out
The optics are terrible even if Boeing manages to bring them back.
Read More »Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Accumulate in Testicles and Harm Health of Offspring
These chemicals are terrible, but at least they're not melting people alive like the cow farts are.
Read More »Watch: Blacks Brawl During NJ High School Graduation
Slavery works in mysterious ways.
Read More »China Tells EU They Might be Facing a Trade War Over US-Backed EV Tariffs
Europe would be much better off collaborating with China.
Read More »Canada: Another Scientist Says Government Shut Down Investigation on Mystery Brain Illness
Looks like the government is trying to avoid a massive lawsuit.
Read More »Toxic Chemicals from Ohio’s Train Derailment Spread to at Least 16 Other States
All of these states should prepare a lawsuit.
Read More »World’s Largest Pilot Union Wants to Stop Using Language Offensive to People of Anus (Including “Cockpit”)
They can't concentrate on flying the plane if they feel offended by commonly used words.
Read More »Videos Showing Biden Doing Alzheimer’s Stuff are “Cheap Fakes,” White House Claims
Smart move.
Read More »Utah: Tranny Kills Parents, Gets Caught After Hours-Long Manhunt
Misgendering is a serious offense.
Read More »Fungus Takes Over Cicadas and Turns Them Into Horny Trannies High on Amphetamine
If a fungus can do this to cicadas, what can parasites do to humans?
Read More »Weather Supremacists Spray Paint Stonehenge to Appease Napalm Farts Goddess
If you don't stop driving your car and flying on planes, cows will melt the planet.
Read More »Texas Leading 19 States Against Extremely Toxic “Green Energy” Transition Mandate
Texas should go ahead and make a separate union.
Read More »Women from All Around the World Can Become American Citizens If They Marry American Men
If everyone is a citizen, no one is a citizen.
Read More »Top IDF Generals Approve Plans to Attack Lebanon as Hezbollah Drones Rape Iron Dome
The Jews are greatly overestimating America's ability to protect them.
Read More »Kansas Sues Pfizer Over Vax Side Effects and Social Media Censorship
The side effects are also safe and effective.
Read More »Dua Lipa Defends Decision to Tell 88M Followers Israel is Committing Genocide in Gaza
Young people are becoming increasingly antisemitic.
Read More »David Duke Says He Supports Anti-Genocide Protesters
People disgusted by the Jews are becoming friends.
Read More »Pentagon Ran Internet PSYOP to Sow Doubt About Chinese Vaccines, Reuters Says
The Pentagon just wants you to make the right choice and take the safe and effective gene therapy injection, goy.
Read More »NY Quietly Investigating 100 Brooklyn Blocks Over Possible Cancer-Causing Vapors
Don't worry, goy. The government will take care of you.
Read More »Wisconsin Republicans Blocking Toxic Chemical Cleanup Funding Until Polluters Get Immunity
They've been doing this for months.
Read More »Pope Francis Says It’s Okay to Make Fun of God
But what about making fun of the Pope?
Read More »82% of Brands Tested Use Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals in Outdoor Clothing
Most clothes are toxic.
Read More »Australia: Police Arrest Teen Over Creation of Deepfake Porn of Schoolgirls
Women have no sense of humor.
Read More »Bishops Calling for Church to Address F-2-M Trans Monk Controversy
These bishops may not like Pope Francis' answer.
Read More »US “Sanctions” Israeli Group for Blocking Aid Convoys Heading to Gaza
The best way to force the Jews to behave is for America to stop sending them weapons and money.
Read More »NASA Broadcasts Astronaut Distress Audio by Mistake
NASA is making Boeing-tier mistakes.
Read More »San Francisco Declares Itself Tranny Sanctuary
Families should flee San Francisco.
Read More »EPA Should Have Warned About Toxic Garlic in East Palestine, Watchdog Says
The soil is safe and effective.
Read More »America “Dramatically” Expands Sanctions on Russia, Targets Chinese Companies
This isn't going to go the way the Jews think it will go.
Read More »Cocaine Networks Using Unlimited Supply of African Kids to Flood Europe with Cheap Dealers
I always wondered how all that cocaine got to Europe.
Read More »Pope Francis Says “There is an Air of Faggotness in the Vatican”
Francis likes it that way.
Read More »Jews Say NYC Now Like 1930s Nazi Germany
Thanks to cameras and the internet, the Jews can't play victim anymore.
Read More »Elon Musk Drops Lawsuit Against OpenAI Over Alleged Abandonment of Original Mission
He was literally suing a company because he didn't agree with their business decisions. He dropped the suit before the court could mock him over it. Stop smoking weed, Elon. Lose weight. Find Jesus.
Read More »UN Says Jews Committed More Crimes Against Children Than Anyone Else in the World
The Jews pretend not to know why people hate them.
Read More »Infertile Korea Fires “Warning Shots” After Best Korea’s Soldiers Accused of Crossing Border
South Koreans should be much more worried about the fact they're going extinct because their women refuse to breed.
Read More »Jews Lie About Al Jazeera Journalist Holding Hostages in Gaza
Jews don't need to provide evidence or explain themselves because their shoes were once put in a pile.
Read More »NYC: Climate Cultists Try to Blockade Citi Bank HQ to Protest Bovine Napalm Fart Apocalypse
These people ignore actual threats to human life while they complain about cows' farts.
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