What a shitty news item.
Read More »UK, Germany, France, And America Urge Citizens to Leave Lebanon
It's not going to end well for Israel.
Read More »US Allegedly Trying to Stop Jews from Bombing Beirut
The Trump team has made it very clear: they want to help Jews bomb everyone.
Read More »Kamala’s Election Campaign Accuses Musk of Spreading Lies Over Retweet of “Deepfake” Parody
The video isn't even funny.
Read More »Members of Trump’s Secret Cervix Detail Say They Weren’t Warned of Alleged Ear Scratcher
The "competence crisis" PSYOP continues.
Read More »Russia to Respond in Kind If America Deploys Long-Range Missiles in Germany, Putin Warns
Europeans are ready to die for America's right to spread gay anal practices.
Read More »Trump Says in Four Years Everything Will be Fixed and You Won’t Have to Vote Again
It doesn't matter who votes or doesn't vote.
Read More »Israel Strikes Lebanese Towns After Blaming Hezbollah for 12 Deaths in Golan Heights
Hezbollah denied responsibility for the attack.
Read More »China Wins the First Gold Medal of the Paris Olympics
Chinese people are good at everything they do.
Read More »Jews Now Going After Beyonce and Her Creative Director
The Jews kill children on purpose in front of the whole world and then whine when people say mean things about them.
Read More »Utopia Closer Than Ever After NYC Puts Gun-Detecting Tech at Busy Subway Station
You can't carry anything to defend yourself.
Read More »Russia Now Using Cheap Decoy Drones to Locate the Ukraine’s Air Defenses
The drones are indistinguishable from the actual attack drones.
Read More »UK Stops Opposing ICC’s Netanyahu Arrest Warrant, Considers Restricting Arms Sales to Israel
You can bet that the moment Iran gets involved, weapons shipments will resume.
Read More »The Many Names of “JD Vance” are a Consequence of Having a Shitty Whore Mother
He's desperate to belong.
Read More »Trump Doubts Jewish People Could Vote for Kamala After “Disrespectful” Gaza Remarks
Don't you want to Make Israel Great Again?
Read More »Missing 12-Year-Old Girl Found with 34-Year-Old Boyfriend After Telling Dad to Stop Looking for Her
In America, she can't consent to sex with her older boyfriend but she can consent to removing her breasts and taking testosterone.
Read More »Secret Cervix Repeatedly Rejected Local Police Surveillance Drone, Whistleblower Says
The weather was too sloped for drones.
Read More »America, UK, And Infertile Korea Accuse One True Korea of Global Hacking Campaign
North Korean hackers sound incredibly competent.
Read More »Israeli Government Tried to Frustrate High-Stakes US Lawsuit Over Pegasus Spyware
It would be an international scandal to reveal the extent of the operation.
Read More »Kamala Says She Will Not be Silent on Gaza Tragedies After Meeting with Netanyahu
She also announced her commitment to Israel's "security."
Read More »US Doctors Demand Arms Embargo of Israel, Say Death Toll Much Higher Than Officially Reported
The Jews are using the weapons America gives them.
Read More »Infant Mortality Rate Mysteriously Rising for the First Time in 20 Years
They're blaming "coronavirus" for the effects of the vax.
Read More »Watch: New Video Shows Body of Alleged Trump Ear Scratcher on the Roof
Looks like they moved the gun.
Read More »Israel’s Extremist National Security Minister Endorses Trump, Hypes War Against Iran
Are you ready to die for your masters, goy?
Read More »Scientists Rethinking Origin of Life After Discovering Potato-Shaped Metallic Lumps Produce Oxygen
The Science should start rethinking lots of things.
Read More »Australia Sanctions Jew West Bank Settlers for Sexually Assaulting and Torturing Palestinians
They should be sanctioning the entire country.
Read More »Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Widely Found in Pesticides Despite EPA Denial
It's a real environmental disaster threatening life on Earth.
Read More »Mattel Launches Blind Barbie with Cane, Says Black Down Syndrome Barbie Coming Soon
Blind people were looking forward to this.
Read More »Secret Cervix Director Finally Resigns After Successful “Competence Crisis” PSYOP
Haha we just owned the libs hard, my fellow goy!
Read More »Bibi in America: Capitol Cops Arrest Hundreds of Jew Protesters
The protesters were also calling for Biden to stop all arms shipments to Israel.
Read More »Israel Blocking Medical Aid Workers With Palestinian Heritage From Entering Gaza
People with Palestinian heritage are the most likely to volunteer.
Read More »Borrell Trying to Boycott Budapest Meeting After Orban’s Peace Tour
Zelensky is mere weeks away from conquering Moscow.
Read More »Jews Order About 400,000 People in Gaza “Humanitarian Zone” to Evacuate
There's nowhere else to go.
Read More »The Science Wants to Give Younger Women Drug That Allegedly Extends Fertility
Women don't need more fertile years, they just need to use the ones they already have.
Read More »Footage Shows White Cop Shooting Unarmed Black Woman in the Face in Her Illinois Home
Wow, tough guy.
Read More »France: Leftist MP Says Israeli Athletes Aren’t Welcome at Paris Olympics
The Jews are popularizing antisemitism worldwide.
Read More »NYC Cops Refuse to Respond to Migrant Crime Wave, Tell Store Owner to “Hire Security”
The cops have more important things to do, like brutalizing students who support Palestine.
Read More »Alleged Ear Scratcher Actually a Pretty Good Shot, Alleged Shooting Range Classmate Reveals
Apparently, Homeland Security trains in that shooting range.
Read More »Israel Strikes Yemen After Humiliating Tel Aviv Attack, Kills 3 and Wounds 87
The Houthis are not backing down.
Read More »Robots Could Save Mankind from Toxic Weedkillers
The robots are going to fix this toxic mess.
Read More »Obama Not Endorsing Kamala
Very few people are able to endorse Kamala with a straight face.
Read More »Jews Joining Forces with US Republicans Against International Pressure to Leave Palestine
You have to Make Israel Great Again first, goy.
Read More »Media Saying Oklahoma Man Predicted Trump Assassination Attempt with Alleged Vision from God
Of course they'd at least try to lay some groundwork for a hoax.
Read More »Trump Says WW3 is Coming, Claims “Russia is After All of the Ukraine,” Threatens Hamas
Why should Americans care about what Russia does on its borders or whatever happens in the Middle East?
Read More »Google Searches for “How to Register to Vote” Allegedly Up by 500% Since Trump’s Ear Allegedly Shot
It's a suspiciously convenient explanation for why he'd win in 2024 after losing in 2020.
Read More »Zuckerberg Refuses to Endorse Trump or Biden, Says He Wants No Part in the Election
Zuckerberg is beyond these goyim affairs.
Read More »Top UN Court Orders Israel to Leave West Bank, East Jerusalem, And Gaza!
This makes it official that October 7th wasn't an "unprovoked attack."
Read More »Zelensky Accuses Orban of Betraying EU at UK Leaders’ Meeting
Orban is actually trying to stop the EU from getting destroyed in a war.
Read More »Biden Now Saying He’d Consider Dropping Out If Doctors Diagnosed Him with Something
Looks like he's officially out.
Read More »Trump Says Taiwan Should Start Paying America for Protection from China
America could just stay away from Taiwan and do Sino-Friendship with China, instead of playing thug for hire.
Read More »Dublin: Uncle Tommy and the Lads Attack Migrant Camp with Knives and Pipes, Destroy Tents
There's a storm coming.
Read More »Claim: Secret Cervix Knew Alleged Shooter was a Threat 10 Minutes Before Trump Took Stage
"Haha they're incompetent because they're women! Competency crisis, goy!" is exactly what they want people to believe.
Read More »China Suspends Nuclear Talks With America to Protest Arms Sales to Taiwan
China has incredible levels of patience.
Read More »Israel Bombs Humanitarian Zone Sheltering Displaced People, Kills at Least 60
The Jews are doing the equivalent of nuking Gaza, but little by little.
Read More »Jew Jack Black Throws Long-Time Bandmate and Friend Kyle Gass Under the Bus Over Trump Assassination Joke
For those of us in the know, this is all quite surreal.
Read More »Secret Cervix Director Vows to Investigate What Happened But Refuses to Resign
She should try using her female intuition.
Read More »Zelensky Now Wants Russia to Attend Second “Peace Summit”
There's no reason why Russia should attend such a circus.
Read More »Elon Musk to Donate $45 Million Per Month to New Political Group Backing Trump
Maybe Trump will throw some bones to the tech industry. I'm sure he'll keep the blockade on Chinese EVs, which is the only reason that Tesla still exists as a company.
Read More »Phone of Suspected Shooter Who Allegedly Damaged Trump’s Ear Yields No Clues
Real or not, the problem is what the incident is being used for.
Read More »EU Sanctions Israeli Group Known for Blocking Gaza Aid, Others Over West Bank Abuses
It would be more useful to sanction the American government.
Read More »Secret Cervix Says Local Cops Were Supposed to Secure Surrounding Properties During Trump Rally
This is beyond conceivable incompetence, and enters into the realm of "obvious maliciousness."
Read More »Hamas Commander Still Alive Despite Massive Israeli Strike Killing 90 and Injuring Hundreds
The real targets were always the civilians.
Read More »World Leaders Condemn Violence Against Trump’s Ear
Intact ears are a pillar of democracy.
Read More »“Lone Gunman Narrative Raises Too Many Questions”
The choices are "everyone is too competent" and "everyone is incompetent."
Read More »Two French Rugby Players Arrested in Argentina After Woman Regrets Sex in Hotel Room
It's just buyer's remorse.
Read More »Colorado: Three People Allegedly Infected with Bird Flu as Farmers Kill Millions of Chickens
The birds are coming for your food.
Read More »Watch: Boeing Plane’s Wheel Explodes at Florida Airport
Boeing should rethink its entire PR strategy.
Read More »Russia Vows Military Response to American Plan to Put Long-Range Missiles in Germany
Are Europeans okay with America dragging them into a nuclear war?
Read More »Jews Using Weapons Designed to Spray Shrapnel and Maximize Casualties in Gaza
The experts are now saying what was already obvious from the start.
Read More »Gazans Refusing Latest Israeli Evacuation Order – Taking a Stand Against Jew Terrorists
Making a stand. Brave people.
Read More »Woman Who Received Pig Kidney Transplant Dies After Heart Drugs Ruin Organ
The Science is working really hard to make pigs more compatible with humans.
Read More »UK to Give the Ukraine £3 Billion a Year in Military Support “For as Long as It Takes”
Who's going to use the weapons they send? 16-year-old boys?
Read More »Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return Yet Again Because of Technical Difficulties
Even if the mission is successful, the damage to the Boeing brand is already done.
Read More »Multiple States Now Testing Humans and Cattle for Bird Flu, Mass Killing Infected Animals
We have to kill all the animals because what wasn't a threat ever before now suddenly is, goy.
Read More »Michigan Farmers Pushing Back Against Government’s Bird Flu Lockdown-Style Restrictions
It's a direct attack on the food supply.
Read More »US Military’s Aid Pier in Gaza to be Permanently Dismantled After Only Operating for 20 Days
It wasn't ever intended to work.
Read More »Biden Promises New Air Defense Systems for the Ukraine After Cancer Child Hospital Bombing Hoax
No, Russia didn't target the hospital.
Read More »Expecting People of Color to be on Time is Racist, Duke Medical School Says
Most people of color don't understand what clocks are for.
Read More »Spain Sentences 15 Schoolchildren for Generating AI Deepfake Nudes of Classmates
It shouldn't even be considered a crime.
Read More »Justice Department Bans “Fake” Social Media Accounts Over Pro-Russian Posts
The government is watching social media very closely.
Read More »Jewish Family to Sue NYC for $100 Million Over Soft Pogrom During School Graduation
That's not how you get less pogroms happening, Jews.
Read More »Three Columbia University Deans Placed on Leave for Sharing Antisemitic Texts
The Jews are generating a lot of resentment.
Read More »Reuters Claims Biden Currently Deporting More Migrants Than Trump
Trump deported less migrants than Obama, by the way.
Read More »UK: Andrew Tate and His Brother Facing Civil Tax Evasion Claim Over OnlyFans Revenue
They should just move to China or Russia and start paying taxes there.
Read More »FAA Orders Inspection of 2,600 Boeing 737 Planes Over Concerns Oxygen Masks Could Fail During Emergency
The important thing is that black employment is rising.
Read More »NY National Guard Soldiers Testing Pocket-Sized Surveillance Drones
They don't really need this to stop invaders, so you can guess who's the real target.
Read More »Confused Women Angry After Discovering Sperm Donor Donates Sperm to Other Women
Of course he's going to donate everywhere.
Read More »Watch: Moment UK Cops Arrest Female Teacher for Having Sex with Two Students
It's happening everywhere.
Read More »Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
The overall improvement to quality of life is well worth it.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There's no victim here.
Read More »Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
Read More »Women in the Ukraine Now Mining Coal as “There Just Aren’t Enough Men Left”
The Ukraine only lost about two dozen men since the start of the conflict.
Read More »Temple Manager from Kamala Harris’ Ancestral Indian Village Compares Her to a Horse
She does look kind of horsey.
Read More »CNN Reminds People They Can Still Die from the Black Death Today
Are you afraid of death yet?
Read More »The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about "gaffes" involving kids.
Read More »Duo of Russian Pranksters Known for Targeting Western Politicians Get Top State Award
Russia has a sense of humor.
Read More »Michigan: Brave 8-Year-Old Boy Saves 6-Year-Old Sister from Crazed Pit Bull
It's always pit bulls.
Read More »Israel Approves Largest West Bank Land Grab in More Than 3 Decades, Watchdog Says
Pile of shoes, goy.
Read More »Colorado Resident Dies from Black Death
It could fix the homeless problem.
Read More »Government Pays Moderna to Create mRNA Bird Flu Vax, Colorado Reports Human Case
Looks like the plan is to slowly turn every vaccine into an mRNA gene therapy clot vax.
Read More »UK: Female Politicians Calling the Cops After Becoming “Victims” of Deepfake Pornography
Women can't handle the internet.
Read More »Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy and Ozempic Linked to Condition That Leads to Blindness
The good thing is that pharmaceutical companies could sell drugs for the blindness too.
Read More »Outrage as Underage Teen Sluts Getting “Super Wild” on OnlyFans
Sluts can't legally do slut things with older men because of this thing called power dynamics.
Read More »Florida Cops Arrest Boomer for Shooting Walmart Drone Flying Over His Property
Are the drones even from Walmart?
Read More »Having a Good Diet in Early Childhood Protects Mind Against Cognitive Decline and Dementia
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »More Illegal Migrants Came from US-Canada Border in June Than Total for All of 2022
It's much easier to cross than the southern border.
Read More »SHOCKING: Teenage Sluts as Young as 14 Did Slut Things for Money with Jeffrey Epstein
He was just a pedophile, goy. He wasn't running a blackmail ring.
Read More »Head of Gaza’s Biggest Hospital Says Israel Tortured Him and Others for Months
Yeah, but the Jews didn't put his shoes in a pile.
Read More »Tesla Sales Still Falling Despite Price Cuts and Low-Interest Financing Offers
People don't want overpriced meme cars.
Read More »Migrants Who Fought Border Patrol at El Paso Were Later Released Into America, ICE Says
It's their migrant right, goy.
Read More »France: Cops Detain Two Directors After Actress Says She Didn’t Consent to Sex 36 Years Ago
The rape itself lasted six years.
Read More »Greece Now Allows Companies to Require Sixth Day of Work Every Week
Just ban women from the workplace and everyone will be instantly more productive.
Read More »UK: Pubescent Girls Now Ruining St. Paul’s Cathedral Choir
The boys don't need the distraction.
Read More »Israel: Cops Attack Orthodox Jews Rioting Against Military Service Order
Bibi needs the manpower for his seven-front war.
Read More »The Science Hopes to Prescribe Cannabis to Make Women Experience More Orgasms
The Science is yet to explain how exactly the female orgasm benefits society.
Read More »Anal Blacks Brawl After NYC Pride Parade
It's truly shocking that even anal blacks would behave this way.
Read More »The Guardian Reveals Jew Behind Pro-Israel Disinformation Network “Shirion Collective”
Shirion Collective offered bounties to reveal the identities of students supporting Palestine.
Read More »Guatemala’s Top Court Calls for Anal Degenerates to Have Good Manners During Pride March
They should ban the marches altogether.
Read More »“Your September 11th is Our October 7th,” Israel’s Consul General Tells New Yorkers
In the sense that the Israeli higher-ups knew beforehand, sure.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Special Ed Teacher Arrested After Having Sex with Student
These teachers should be wearing body cameras like cops.
Read More »Everyone Shocked as Cops Catch Gay Porn Star with Video of 10-Year-Old Kid Getting Raped
Homosexuals are pedophiles.
Read More »UK Government Lawyers Jewing the ICC to Delay Netanyahu Arrest Warrant
Imagine openly defending the Jews even after everyone watched the videos from Gaza.
Read More »Canadian Woman Gets 3 Years in Jail for Pretending Her Daughters Were Inuit to Get Benefits
They look Inuit enough.
Read More »Oklahoma Public Schools Now Required to Teach the Bible and the Ten Commandments
Every state should mandate the same.
Read More »China: Huawei’s Harmony OS Starting to Replace Windows and Android
It already looks better than what Google and Microsoft offer.
Read More »American Ninja Warrior Champ Gets 10+ Years for Relationship with Teenage Girl
It was a normal, healthy relationship.
Read More »Satellite Images Show Lebanese Village in Ruins After Israeli Strikes
The Jews trust America's army of trannies will be strong enough to fight everyone.
Read More »Exposure to Toxic Chemicals Before Pregnancy Reduces Breastfeeding Capacity, Study Suggests
The breast milk has toxic chemicals too.
Read More »Dutch FM Asks Israeli Ambassador to Explain Mossad Harassment Campaign Against ICC
It all started with a big pile of shoes, you see.
Read More »Watch: Cybertruck Malfunctions Hours After Purchase, Crashes Into Neighbor’s Home
The Cybertruck is a failed product.
Read More »Denmark Farmers to Pay Cow Fart Tax
The goyim are not allowed to eat meat.
Read More »Peru to Stop Labeling Trannies as Mentally Ill After Backlash
What a bunch of spineless faggots.
Read More »China Successfully Brings Back World’s First Samples from Far Side of the Moon
If the Chinese say the Moon is real, I'm inclined to believe them.
Read More »Top US Government Official Pressured Tranny Experts to Remove Age Limits for Tranny Surgery
The government needs more trannies.
Read More »Famous NY Church Tests Positive for Highly Toxic Air
Can't solve it with windmills.
Read More »Woman Showing Her Tits to Strangers in NYC to Defeat Oppressive Patriarchy
Islam is right about women.
Read More »Colorado Law Bans Everyday Products Containing Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
It would be more effective to put proper consequences in place against companies poisoning people.
Read More »Israel Purposefully Targeting Journalists in Gaza, Investigation Suggests
Of course they are.
Read More »NY’s Beached Whale Day Promotes Deformed Women at the Beach
Ugly is beautiful, goy.
Read More »Diabolical Genius Kanye West Managed to Make Ugly Malibu Beachfront Mansion Even Uglier
People thought it was impossible. He did it anyway.
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