It's happening everywhere.
Read More »Good News: Drinking Alcohol Every Day Only Takes 2.5 Months Off Your Life
The overall improvement to quality of life is well worth it.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Teacher Arrested for Having Sex with 18-Year-Old Student
There's no victim here.
Read More »Watch: Mysterious Hooded Figures Loot Oakland Gas Station with Total Impunity
The police are absolutely useless.
Read More »Women in the Ukraine Now Mining Coal as “There Just Aren’t Enough Men Left”
The Ukraine only lost about two dozen men since the start of the conflict.
Read More »Temple Manager from Kamala Harris’ Ancestral Indian Village Compares Her to a Horse
She does look kind of horsey.
Read More »CNN Reminds People They Can Still Die from the Black Death Today
Are you afraid of death yet?
Read More »The Guardian Publishes Timeline of Biden’s Presidential Gaffes
Biden has a few less talked about "gaffes" involving kids.
Read More »Duo of Russian Pranksters Known for Targeting Western Politicians Get Top State Award
Russia has a sense of humor.
Read More »Michigan: Brave 8-Year-Old Boy Saves 6-Year-Old Sister from Crazed Pit Bull
It's always pit bulls.
Read More »Israel Approves Largest West Bank Land Grab in More Than 3 Decades, Watchdog Says
Pile of shoes, goy.
Read More »Colorado Resident Dies from Black Death
It could fix the homeless problem.
Read More »Government Pays Moderna to Create mRNA Bird Flu Vax, Colorado Reports Human Case
Looks like the plan is to slowly turn every vaccine into an mRNA gene therapy clot vax.
Read More »UK: Female Politicians Calling the Cops After Becoming “Victims” of Deepfake Pornography
Women can't handle the internet.
Read More »Weight Loss Drugs Like Wegovy and Ozempic Linked to Condition That Leads to Blindness
The good thing is that pharmaceutical companies could sell drugs for the blindness too.
Read More »Outrage as Underage Teen Sluts Getting “Super Wild” on OnlyFans
Sluts can't legally do slut things with older men because of this thing called power dynamics.
Read More »Florida Cops Arrest Boomer for Shooting Walmart Drone Flying Over His Property
Are the drones even from Walmart?
Read More »Having a Good Diet in Early Childhood Protects Mind Against Cognitive Decline and Dementia
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »More Illegal Migrants Came from US-Canada Border in June Than Total for All of 2022
It's much easier to cross than the southern border.
Read More »SHOCKING: Teenage Sluts as Young as 14 Did Slut Things for Money with Jeffrey Epstein
He was just a pedophile, goy. He wasn't running a blackmail ring.
Read More »Head of Gaza’s Biggest Hospital Says Israel Tortured Him and Others for Months
Yeah, but the Jews didn't put his shoes in a pile.
Read More »Tesla Sales Still Falling Despite Price Cuts and Low-Interest Financing Offers
People don't want overpriced meme cars.
Read More »Migrants Who Fought Border Patrol at El Paso Were Later Released Into America, ICE Says
It's their migrant right, goy.
Read More »France: Cops Detain Two Directors After Actress Says She Didn’t Consent to Sex 36 Years Ago
The rape itself lasted six years.
Read More »Greece Now Allows Companies to Require Sixth Day of Work Every Week
Just ban women from the workplace and everyone will be instantly more productive.
Read More »UK: Pubescent Girls Now Ruining St. Paul’s Cathedral Choir
The boys don't need the distraction.
Read More »Israel: Cops Attack Orthodox Jews Rioting Against Military Service Order
Bibi needs the manpower for his seven-front war.
Read More »The Science Hopes to Prescribe Cannabis to Make Women Experience More Orgasms
The Science is yet to explain how exactly the female orgasm benefits society.
Read More »Anal Blacks Brawl After NYC Pride Parade
It's truly shocking that even anal blacks would behave this way.
Read More »The Guardian Reveals Jew Behind Pro-Israel Disinformation Network “Shirion Collective”
Shirion Collective offered bounties to reveal the identities of students supporting Palestine.
Read More »Guatemala’s Top Court Calls for Anal Degenerates to Have Good Manners During Pride March
They should ban the marches altogether.
Read More »“Your September 11th is Our October 7th,” Israel’s Consul General Tells New Yorkers
In the sense that the Israeli higher-ups knew beforehand, sure.
Read More »New Jersey: Female Special Ed Teacher Arrested After Having Sex with Student
These teachers should be wearing body cameras like cops.
Read More »Everyone Shocked as Cops Catch Gay Porn Star with Video of 10-Year-Old Kid Getting Raped
Homosexuals are pedophiles.
Read More »UK Government Lawyers Jewing the ICC to Delay Netanyahu Arrest Warrant
Imagine openly defending the Jews even after everyone watched the videos from Gaza.
Read More »Canadian Woman Gets 3 Years in Jail for Pretending Her Daughters Were Inuit to Get Benefits
They look Inuit enough.
Read More »Oklahoma Public Schools Now Required to Teach the Bible and the Ten Commandments
Every state should mandate the same.
Read More »China: Huawei’s Harmony OS Starting to Replace Windows and Android
It already looks better than what Google and Microsoft offer.
Read More »American Ninja Warrior Champ Gets 10+ Years for Relationship with Teenage Girl
It was a normal, healthy relationship.
Read More »Satellite Images Show Lebanese Village in Ruins After Israeli Strikes
The Jews trust America's army of trannies will be strong enough to fight everyone.
Read More »Exposure to Toxic Chemicals Before Pregnancy Reduces Breastfeeding Capacity, Study Suggests
The breast milk has toxic chemicals too.
Read More »Dutch FM Asks Israeli Ambassador to Explain Mossad Harassment Campaign Against ICC
It all started with a big pile of shoes, you see.
Read More »Watch: Cybertruck Malfunctions Hours After Purchase, Crashes Into Neighbor’s Home
The Cybertruck is a failed product.
Read More »Denmark Farmers to Pay Cow Fart Tax
The goyim are not allowed to eat meat.
Read More »Peru to Stop Labeling Trannies as Mentally Ill After Backlash
What a bunch of spineless faggots.
Read More »China Successfully Brings Back World’s First Samples from Far Side of the Moon
If the Chinese say the Moon is real, I'm inclined to believe them.
Read More »Top US Government Official Pressured Tranny Experts to Remove Age Limits for Tranny Surgery
The government needs more trannies.
Read More »Famous NY Church Tests Positive for Highly Toxic Air
Can't solve it with windmills.
Read More »Woman Showing Her Tits to Strangers in NYC to Defeat Oppressive Patriarchy
Islam is right about women.
Read More »Colorado Law Bans Everyday Products Containing Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals
It would be more effective to put proper consequences in place against companies poisoning people.
Read More »Israel Purposefully Targeting Journalists in Gaza, Investigation Suggests
Of course they are.
Read More »NY’s Beached Whale Day Promotes Deformed Women at the Beach
Ugly is beautiful, goy.
Read More »Diabolical Genius Kanye West Managed to Make Ugly Malibu Beachfront Mansion Even Uglier
People thought it was impossible. He did it anyway.
Read More »Lawsuit Challenges Louisiana Law Requiring Display of Ten Commandments in Classrooms
The separation of church and state was a mistake.
Read More »Ice Age Supremacists Storm 18th Hole with Smoke Grenades to Protest Cow King’s Tyranny
The cow army is planning to melt the planet.
Read More »Texas Doctors Tell Parents Kids Will Kill Themselves Unless They Go Full Tranny
The souls are in the wrong body, goy.
Read More »Russia Says America is Responsible for Attack on Crimea That Injured 124
America is responsible for everything the Ukraine does, actually.
Read More »Jews Losing Enthusiasm for Biden
I don't know if Trump is gaining support from Jews and I certainly would not use that as a headline.
Read More »Israeli Defense Minister Meets Senior Officials in Washington to Discuss War with Hezbollah
Americans have a duty to defend the right of Jews to murder innocent kids. It's right there in the Constitution.
Read More »Animals are All Gay, Actually, Which Means It’s Good to be Gay, Because Animals are Natural
So faggots are like animals?
Read More »Boeing Delays NASA Astronauts’ Return to Earth Again as Time Running Out
The optics are terrible even if Boeing manages to bring them back.
Read More »Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals Accumulate in Testicles and Harm Health of Offspring
These chemicals are terrible, but at least they're not melting people alive like the cow farts are.
Read More »Watch: Blacks Brawl During NJ High School Graduation
Slavery works in mysterious ways.
Read More »China Tells EU They Might be Facing a Trade War Over US-Backed EV Tariffs
Europe would be much better off collaborating with China.
Read More »Canada: Another Scientist Says Government Shut Down Investigation on Mystery Brain Illness
Looks like the government is trying to avoid a massive lawsuit.
Read More »Toxic Chemicals from Ohio’s Train Derailment Spread to at Least 16 Other States
All of these states should prepare a lawsuit.
Read More »World’s Largest Pilot Union Wants to Stop Using Language Offensive to People of Anus (Including “Cockpit”)
They can't concentrate on flying the plane if they feel offended by commonly used words.
Read More »Videos Showing Biden Doing Alzheimer’s Stuff are “Cheap Fakes,” White House Claims
Smart move.
Read More »Utah: Tranny Kills Parents, Gets Caught After Hours-Long Manhunt
Misgendering is a serious offense.
Read More »Fungus Takes Over Cicadas and Turns Them Into Horny Trannies High on Amphetamine
If a fungus can do this to cicadas, what can parasites do to humans?
Read More »Weather Supremacists Spray Paint Stonehenge to Appease Napalm Farts Goddess
If you don't stop driving your car and flying on planes, cows will melt the planet.
Read More »Texas Leading 19 States Against Extremely Toxic “Green Energy” Transition Mandate
Texas should go ahead and make a separate union.
Read More »Women from All Around the World Can Become American Citizens If They Marry American Men
If everyone is a citizen, no one is a citizen.
Read More »Top IDF Generals Approve Plans to Attack Lebanon as Hezbollah Drones Rape Iron Dome
The Jews are greatly overestimating America's ability to protect them.
Read More »Kansas Sues Pfizer Over Vax Side Effects and Social Media Censorship
The side effects are also safe and effective.
Read More »Dua Lipa Defends Decision to Tell 88M Followers Israel is Committing Genocide in Gaza
Young people are becoming increasingly antisemitic.
Read More »David Duke Says He Supports Anti-Genocide Protesters
People disgusted by the Jews are becoming friends.
Read More »Pentagon Ran Internet PSYOP to Sow Doubt About Chinese Vaccines, Reuters Says
The Pentagon just wants you to make the right choice and take the safe and effective gene therapy injection, goy.
Read More »NY Quietly Investigating 100 Brooklyn Blocks Over Possible Cancer-Causing Vapors
Don't worry, goy. The government will take care of you.
Read More »Wisconsin Republicans Blocking Toxic Chemical Cleanup Funding Until Polluters Get Immunity
They've been doing this for months.
Read More »Pope Francis Says It’s Okay to Make Fun of God
But what about making fun of the Pope?
Read More »82% of Brands Tested Use Toxic Penis-Shrinking Chemicals in Outdoor Clothing
Most clothes are toxic.
Read More »Australia: Police Arrest Teen Over Creation of Deepfake Porn of Schoolgirls
Women have no sense of humor.
Read More »Bishops Calling for Church to Address F-2-M Trans Monk Controversy
These bishops may not like Pope Francis' answer.
Read More »US “Sanctions” Israeli Group for Blocking Aid Convoys Heading to Gaza
The best way to force the Jews to behave is for America to stop sending them weapons and money.
Read More »NASA Broadcasts Astronaut Distress Audio by Mistake
NASA is making Boeing-tier mistakes.
Read More »San Francisco Declares Itself Tranny Sanctuary
Families should flee San Francisco.
Read More »EPA Should Have Warned About Toxic Garlic in East Palestine, Watchdog Says
The soil is safe and effective.
Read More »America “Dramatically” Expands Sanctions on Russia, Targets Chinese Companies
This isn't going to go the way the Jews think it will go.
Read More »Cocaine Networks Using Unlimited Supply of African Kids to Flood Europe with Cheap Dealers
I always wondered how all that cocaine got to Europe.
Read More »Pope Francis Says “There is an Air of Faggotness in the Vatican”
Francis likes it that way.
Read More »Jews Say NYC Now Like 1930s Nazi Germany
Thanks to cameras and the internet, the Jews can't play victim anymore.
Read More »Elon Musk Drops Lawsuit Against OpenAI Over Alleged Abandonment of Original Mission
He was literally suing a company because he didn't agree with their business decisions. He dropped the suit before the court could mock him over it. Stop smoking weed, Elon. Lose weight. Find Jesus.
Read More »UN Says Jews Committed More Crimes Against Children Than Anyone Else in the World
The Jews pretend not to know why people hate them.
Read More »Infertile Korea Fires “Warning Shots” After Best Korea’s Soldiers Accused of Crossing Border
South Koreans should be much more worried about the fact they're going extinct because their women refuse to breed.
Read More »Jews Lie About Al Jazeera Journalist Holding Hostages in Gaza
Jews don't need to provide evidence or explain themselves because their shoes were once put in a pile.
Read More »NYC: Climate Cultists Try to Blockade Citi Bank HQ to Protest Bovine Napalm Fart Apocalypse
These people ignore actual threats to human life while they complain about cows' farts.
Read More »Hamas Welcomes Another Pointless UN Ceasefire Proposal
The Jews already said they were going to "destroy Hamas," and you can't have a meaningful ceasefire with people you're planning to destroy.
Read More »Pennsylvania to Introduce Legislation to Ban Divesting from Israel
The Jews are going around the whole country making laws against disagreeing with their behavior.
Read More »All Tested Human Semen Samples Contain Microplastics, Scientists Say
It's in the air.
Read More »The Science Now Merging “Vaccines” for “Coronavirus” and “the Flu”
Coronavirus was always literally just the flu.
Read More »Queens Residents Calling for City to Shut Down Migrant Shelter
America is full.
Read More »Best Korea’s Best Sister Tells Infertile Korea to Stop Psychological Warfare or Face Consequences
South Koreans should put that energy into fixing their ridiculous birthrates.
Read More »France: Macron Dissolves Parliament, Calls for Elections After Humiliating Defeat
People are disgusted by his tranny "wife."
Read More »Smart Mom Under Fire for Refusing to Return Shopping Cart
Smart moms don't relax around niggers.
Read More »UK to Open First Ever AI-Run NHS Clinic
The robots are taking over.
Read More »Brooklyn Jews Say Councilman Trying to Push Them Out, “Worst Antisemitic Act Since Oct. 7”
The city is just doing basic pest control.
Read More »Doctors and Scientists Blaming Coronavirus for Vax-Induced Spike in Deadly Cancers
Unvaccinated people are just fine.
Read More »Pope Francis Invites Shitty “Comedians” to Vatican to Celebrate Diversity
The Pope wants to work on his sense of humor.
Read More »South Korean Think Tank Proposes Making Girls Start School Earlier to Raise Birthrates
North Korea will keep the Korean race alive.
Read More »Oregon: Heroic Dog Runs Four Miles to Alert Family of Owner After Accident
Dogs won't ever let you down.
Read More »Black Interviewer Fired from The Hill for Not Believing Goofy October 7 Rape Stories
How dare she question the true story of Angel Face and The Shovel of Hate.
Read More »UN Adds Israel to Global List of Groups Committing Violations Against Kids
It's not genocide until the shoes are put in a pile, goy.
Read More »France: Biden Publicly Apologizes to Zelensky for Delay in Weapons Delivery, Pledges $225M More
Vologorgonzolimyr is very disappointed.
Read More »Arabian Florida Tire Shop Flying Nazi Flag to Protest Gaza Genocide
Some people think a real holocaust would have prevented what the Jews are doing to kids in Gaza.
Read More »Cows Allegedly Infected with “Bird Flu” Getting Slaughtered in Multiple States
Unfortunately, you cannot eat meat because it has a virus, goy.
Read More »UK: Steroids Now Possibly Second Most Used Illegal Drugs After Cannabis
Steroids are both a chemical castration and a lobotomy.
Read More »Taliban Publicly Flogging Sodomites, Sluts, Thieves
The Taliban are right about women and faggots.
Read More »Two New Boeing Whistleblowers Denounce Serious Safety and Quality Issues
Diversity ruins companies just like it ruins neighborhoods.
Read More »New Instructions for ICE Make Claiming Asylum Much Easier
It's almost impossible for their asylum claim to be rejected.
Read More »OpenAI and Google’s DeepMind Insiders Say Unregulated AI Could End Humanity
AI should be free and unregulated.
Read More »Chicago: Pack of Youths Brutally Beat and Pepper Spray Pregnant White Woman, Cause Miscarriage
It's payback for slavery.
Read More »China’s Spacecraft Now Journeying Back to Earth with Moon Soil and Rock Samples
Meanwhile, Boeing is still trying to figure out how to launch their rocket.
Read More »Board Shuts Down Columbia Law Review’s Website Over Article Accusing Israel of Genocide
Imagine all of the humanoid lampshades that survived the Hall of Cost forced to read this tripe.
Read More »Biden Signs Executive Order to Set Maximum Number of Daily Border Invaders Allowed
This isn't going to deter anyone.
Read More »Ohio: Black Woman Stabs 3-Year-Old White Kid to Death in Random Attack
He shouldn't have enslaved her.
Read More »Two Fetuses Found on Baltimore Bus
America has serious problems.
Read More »Watch: Black Bashes NYC Store Worker with Helmet, Gets Stabbed, Throws Helmet, Bites Cop
Life in America is like a shitty VR version of GTA5 where the plot makes no sense.
Read More »Top Canadian Scientist Says Authorities Trying to Hide New Mystery Brain Disease
Hundreds of people are experiencing fast, unexplained neurological decline.
Read More »Boeing Fails to Launch Rocket Yet Again, Blames Computers
It's the racist computers' fault.
Read More »Most Kids in Gaza Spending Entire Days Without Eating Anything as Malnutrition Deaths Rise
This is what the Jews want.
Read More »White Knight Shot While Trying to Stop Fight Between Man and Girlfriend in NYC Subway
He should have minded his own business.
Read More »Biden Giving “Mass Amnesty” to 350,000+ Migrants
Boeing needs these people.
Read More »Anal Empire Considering Sanctioning China Over Ties with Russia
The US claims it is the "indispensable nation." This is true if you believe the most important thing for the earth is endless global war.
Read More »China Lands on Far Side of the Moon in Landmark Mission to Collect Samples
Meanwhile, America is trying to figure out zero gravity anal fisting mechanics.
Read More »Bilderberg Meeting Focusing on AI Warfare, Changing Human Biology, Russia, And China
They're up to no good.
Read More »Israel: Protesters Demand Netanyahu Accept US-Proposed Ceasefire Agreement
Bibi wants more war.
Read More »University of Chicago Students Walk Out During Commencement to Protest Gaza Genocide
It's pure hate for the length of the nose.
Read More »Israel Says the War is Just Going to Keep Going as Tanks Raid Rafah
The Jews are enjoying it.
Read More »Watch: Brutal Cops Launch Full-Scale Military Operation on Anti-Genocide Protesters at Brooklyn Museum
Let's do the BLM comparison again, I think?
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