This is the old burglar sues man whose house he fell down robbing bit.

This is getting ridiculous.

This may be the solution to America's obesity crisis.

"This is the Hungarians' answer, not immigration.'"

"More than 100 million women worldwide use oral contraceptives, but remarkably little is known about their effects on emotion, cognition and behaviour."

Apparently there's still some cleansing for the fire to do in California.

The chants "are aimed at America's leaders such as Trump and not its people."

The Loli Revolution continues.

"Alerts are triggered if a woman leaves a certain area."

This is what a warpath looks like.

I'm glad we cleared this up.

What is the solution then, actor?

"She came back with an aluminum bat."

"There is no obvious reason why transgender women should not receive a womb implant."

"In 2030, it’s projected that immigrants will become the primary driver for U.S. population growth, overtaking U.S. births."

"If they’re in the wrong place at the wrong time, my officers will take an enforcement action."

Some pretty good news here.

"I for one will not be told to cover up."

"I heard something go ‘pop’ and when I looked, the whole thing had just split open."

This is fine, I'm sure.

"The recipients of a basic income were no better or worse than the control group at finding employment in the open labour market."

2019 is the year of the loli revolution.

This is why you can't have free healthcare.

Gonna beat that ass.

Don't lock it, they'll just break your windows.

But New York is still going to be underwater at some point tho.

KKK security staff strikes again.

"Prosecutors argued that she plotted the killing of her husband in a scheme to get a $1.75 million life insurance payout."

When nigger fatigue hits hard.

"White doctors sometimes think black patients are less likely to feel pain."

Presumably, most insects are smarter than blacks.

OY. Don't forget the six gorillas!

"Claims that a piece of extraterrestrial spacecraft technology may be flying past the orbit of Jupiter at this moment."

"Life which has not given its consent to live should not be brought into the world."

"Her motivation to have sex with her father stemmed from a jealous competition with her half sister regarding who could have sex with their father."

"If we cannot recognize African-Americans are full citizens entitled to humane treatment by our public policy makers, how can we expect public policy to meet the needs and interests of those communities being portrayed as less than human?"

"They were certainly selling things monetarily that it’s against the law for even an adult to sell."

May we never repeat the same mistakes.

"The companies remove the content, on average, in 72 percent of the cases."

Scientist have discovered an interesting fact about the intellectual powerhouses of our time.

"By investing in egg freezing at a young age, a woman can defy Mother Nature and preserve her fertility for years to come."

"As she sat in the dock, waiting for the judge to send her to prison, Lilly Lewis found to her surprise that she couldn't stop laughing."

"The man refused to leave the restaurant and was forcibly removed."

"Some women no longer nurtured the pregnancy if they were told it was a girl."

"Mexican police found equipment to process drugs, glass pipes and marijuana plants at their home."

"The woman had allegedly refused to accept a fine after failing to show a valid ticket."

"Asked if he regretted it at all, he replied: 'No, not at all!'"

"If I could turn back time I would have destroyed her phone."

"Kabir Khan has 12 previous convictions for 20 offences, including robbery, assault and car theft, dating back to June 2011 when he was just 12 years old."

"My own baby sister said she is being whipped, beaten, electrocuted and harassed on a frequent basis."

"They swapped mobile numbers and messaged one another, arranging for him to pick her up from her house at 4am."

"It’s a public health crisis."

"The programme involves five lessons a year for children aged from four to 11, in which they read books about same-sex marriages."

Vote Wounded Knee, vote to make America noble again.

"A lawmaker acknowledges her legislation would allow abortions up until moments before birth."

WE HAVE TO STOP AND SAVE OUR PLANET tHE eND Is NiGH!!11

The Feline Patrol is on our side.

This is nutritional rape.

"Addiction to always-rolling Twitter feeds and the temptation to join in has led to soul-searching in newsrooms"

"Who would have thought trans people could be interesting for reasons other than being trans?"

"Just half a cup of juice a day could drive up kids' arsenic blood levels to dangerous heights."

"Neither man has ever received any apology for the wrongful convictions."

"I was attracted to him but I actually did not like him at all."

"Burn their ovaries out" so they "can’t multiply."

The fat acceptance police will make sure you love and accept fat people as your new space-distribution overlords.

They won't stop breaking in until The Wall is built.

"There’s literally no risk that somebody’s going to sexually harass me here."

EU officials "have singled out Russia as a main source of disinformation in Europe."

"He only has a sandwich for lunch and dinner and has been doing swimming and boxing."

"This approach will help boost our rapid response efforts to fight misinformation."

BREAKING NEWS: men handle stress better than women.

"You aren't married yet? Maybe you fall in love with a person who has no right to stay yet. Might happen, right? Stay open minded!"

He was just trying to make everything better.

"My angry young white men followers are a hell of a lot less angry and a hell of a lot less white than they would have been if they wouldn't have been following me."

"The officers opened her door, grabbed her face and ‘screamed’ at her to spit out whatever was in her mouth."

Here's how you can avoid turning into her.

OY VEY! Never forget!

"God sent him a friend to keep him safe."

"Flesh-eating bacteria are a rare condition called necrotizing fasciitis that spreads quickly and can be fatal."

"That chargeback rates for Facebook games hit 9%, 18 times the average for businesses."

"The Trump plan forces people to remain in harm’s way."

"Amazon’s technology labeled darker-skinned women as men 31 percent of the time."

"We want to make sure we’re suggesting videos that people actually want to watch."

This is worse than it sounds.

"This story highlights Hitler's obsessive anti-Semitism and the chilling Nazi ambition to murder Jewish people wherever they were in the world."

"Her refusal to convert to Islam only enraged him further."

Come watch primary school students doing the 'shuffle' dance with the school staff in viral video.

"The policy could severely strain Mexican border cities."

"The court said the law is constitutional because it was meant to reduce confusion in families and society."

"People are tired of being in this line, thirsty and hungry."

This is not the fault of the Jews. Airlines are Nazi.

"We're saying here in New York, women's decisions matter."

"I reached a point of total psychosis and I was going insane."

"My next ambition is to sit outside the Swedish parliament every Friday until Sweden is in line with the Paris agreement."

"She can spend a whole day with rational thoughts hijacked by shocking sexual experiences that range from bestiality to incest."

"I'm happy here because there are many other kids just like me."

"Francis’ message is likely to resonate with young Central Americans."

Hello fellow white. The Wall is not going to stop the hordes, so why even try? Don't you agree?

Africans have finally broken through the white man's barriers.

It seems everyone is going to the moon or planning to but Americans.

"It's like something Trump would do."

"We don't live for people! We live for God!"

They're getting quite creative lately.

"Anti-Semitic incidents are starting to happen more frequently."

"The blokes felt she had really been let off lightly and that if one of them had done it to a woman they’d have been in huge trouble."

Blacks calling the cops on themselves is an improvement.

"We cannot turn a blind eye to the high numbers of people dying on Europe's doorstep."

"Anything you can do I can do bleeding."

"Sweethearts would be a Hit(ler) w/ you, and I could Nazi myself going w/ anyone else. Be Mein? Yes or Nein?"

"The risk of depression decreased by 29 per cent for each additional infant breastfed and by 9.3 per cent for each additional year of breastfeeding."

"Whole families gathered in a field as a geyser of fuel spouted dozens of feet into the air from the tap."

"They’re targeting the best of the best."

"This is a consistent policy of purify their pop culture from the Western influence and strengthening the Chinese characteristics of manhood."

Sharpen your penis, bucko.

Come and see the faces of current year Brits.

Their house "was littered with rubbish, leftover food, dirty plates and clothes and infected with hundreds of insects and flies."

"Some people's reluctance or refusal to vaccinate threatens to reverse progress."

"The largest single group of asylum seekers ever to cross into the U.S."

"Vegetarian food is generally just camouflaged meat."

"No point going to school if our world is dying."

"The caravan has been like a constant river of people to Mexico, to the United States."

Women are never to blame.

"In a series of WhatsApp messages the woman also tried to put a curse on the police and medical staff."

Front-hole doing front-hole ads. How fitting.

"We understand economic justice and healing justice to be integral to racial justice."

Whore priorities, whore results.

Our hand-rubbing uninvited guests are pushing hard for veganism.

Orange man is inducing latina teens to self-harm. Orange man bad.

"It’s not possible to live in Honduras anymore."

"She falls to the ground, appearing to hit her head on the pavement."

Yet another reason why you shouldn't even try to be friendly with vegans.

Part and parcel of being strengthened by so much diversity.

Asking blacks not to rape is like asking whites not to create things.

"If you know the joy that a baby brings, perhaps you’ll be able to imagine the pain at not being able to have one."

What else could a whore possibly teach her kids?

Animals are doing the job men are not doing.

More like "two-degeneration" transgender family.

Diversity is bringing all kinds of beings to the United Kingdom.

She may really be a hero.

"Three of her teeth fell out and one was pushed through her gums into her nose."