Author: Pomidor Quixote
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EU Preparing Huge Cyber Attack Drill Simulating Supply Chain Crisis
A (near) future cyber attack hoax is on the table.
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Purebloods to Pay Special Tax in Quebec
The Science works in mysterious ways.
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About Half of “Covid-19 Patients” in Ontario Are Hospitalized for Something Else
Gotta pad those numbers somehow.
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Omicron-Specific Vax Ready by March Because First Two Doses are Useless, Pfizer Says
This is all fine and normal.
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Man Gets Pig Heart Transplant Because He Didn’t Want to Die
If his body doesn’t reject the heart, does that mean he was already a pig?
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Sexually Frustrates Coronavirus Despite Being Boosted
Not even coronavirus can resist Alexandria’s charm.
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Woman Puts Son in Car Trunk and Drives to Coronavirus Testing Site
Gotta be extra careful these days.
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FDA Approves Boosters for Kids Aged 12 to 15 Despite Hoax Disease Not Affecting Them
Safe and effective path to Hell!
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“To Hurt a Woman is to Insult God,” Pope Francis Says
What about child trannies, Francis? Aren’t child trannies an insult to God?
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New Year, Same You: The Guardian Tells Women to Stay Obese Pigs Forever
Stay away from people who tell you to give up and accept what you know to be wrong.
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Man Kills Wife for Refusing Sex
It should be illegal for women to refuse to do anything their husbands ask.
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Greta Thunberg is Jealous of Joe Biden
Joe Biden is not radical enough.
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Flu Takes Year-Long Vacation, Comes Back for New Year Celebration
Coronavirus is literally just the flu.
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Body Implant That Kills People Who Forget to Turn It Off Coming Soon
Finally, The Science is showing everyone what TRUE PROGRESS looks like.
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Fauci Says He Didn’t Anticipate Omicron’s Extent of Mutations, Wants Mass Testing
Lord Fauci recognizes Omicron as a worthy foe.