Author: Pomidor Quixote
EU Preparing Huge Cyber Attack Drill Simulating Supply Chain Crisis
A (near) future cyber attack hoax is on the table.
Purebloods to Pay Special Tax in Quebec
The Science works in mysterious ways.
About Half of “Covid-19 Patients” in Ontario Are Hospitalized for Something Else
Gotta pad those numbers somehow.
Omicron-Specific Vax Ready by March Because First Two Doses are Useless, Pfizer Says
This is all fine and normal.
Man Gets Pig Heart Transplant Because He Didn’t Want to Die
If his body doesn’t reject the heart, does that mean he was already a pig?
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Sexually Frustrates Coronavirus Despite Being Boosted
Not even coronavirus can resist Alexandria’s charm.
Woman Puts Son in Car Trunk and Drives to Coronavirus Testing Site
Gotta be extra careful these days.
FDA Approves Boosters for Kids Aged 12 to 15 Despite Hoax Disease Not Affecting Them
Safe and effective path to Hell!
“To Hurt a Woman is to Insult God,” Pope Francis Says
What about child trannies, Francis? Aren’t child trannies an insult to God?
New Year, Same You: The Guardian Tells Women to Stay Obese Pigs Forever
Stay away from people who tell you to give up and accept what you know to be wrong.
Man Kills Wife for Refusing Sex
It should be illegal for women to refuse to do anything their husbands ask.
Greta Thunberg is Jealous of Joe Biden
Joe Biden is not radical enough.
Flu Takes Year-Long Vacation, Comes Back for New Year Celebration
Coronavirus is literally just the flu.
Body Implant That Kills People Who Forget to Turn It Off Coming Soon
Finally, The Science is showing everyone what TRUE PROGRESS looks like.
Fauci Says He Didn’t Anticipate Omicron’s Extent of Mutations, Wants Mass Testing
Lord Fauci recognizes Omicron as a worthy foe.