People would rather be enslaved than catch the flu.
Read More »UK: Former Supreme Court Judge Calls Response to Coronavirus “Hysteria,” Questions Lockdown
People are starting to point out that the whole coronavirus thing is pure hysteria.
Read More »Expert Claims Coronavirus has Been Circulating in Humans for Years
When are people going to realize that coronavirus is the flu?
Read More »Epidemiologist Leading Sweden’s Coronavirus Strategy Says UK’s Lockdown has Gone Too Far
Sweden's chill strategy is winning over the freakout strategy.
Read More »UK: Lockdown Could Start Getting Gradually Lifted by the End of May
The flu has taken people's liberties.
Read More »Italian Politicians Look Into Giving Immune People “Licenses” to Work
The license for human interaction is coming soon.
Read More »Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Calls for Coronavirus Reparations for People of Color
Blacks and browns will use any excuse to demand stuff from whites.
Read More »Italy: People Protest for Food After Running Out of Money Because of the Lockdown
What would you do if you ran out of food and money?
Read More »Fear, Sadness and Anxiety are the Most Widespread Emotions Thanks to Coronavirus
People are scared of the flu because they're under a spell.
Read More »AI Project Allows Holocaust Survivors to Record Their Memories for Future Generations
There'll be plenty of Holocaust fan fiction for future generations.
Read More »Study: Young Children Distribute Resources Based on Merit
Children don't believe everyone to be equal.
Read More »UK Government Wants to Make Coronavirus “Immunity Certificates” for People
The nightmare is just getting started.
Read More »UK: 34-Year-Old Kills Himself Due to Loneliness During Social Isolation
Social isolation is a form of torture.
Read More »FDA Now Allows Homosexuals, Drug Users and Tattooed People to Donate Blood More Easily
This is completely disgusting.
Read More »Italian “Male Nurse” Strangles Doctor Girlfriend to Death Thinking She Gave Him Coronavirus
He'd be pretty disappointed to learn that coronavirus is just the flu.
Read More »Malaysia’s Government Tells Women Not to Nag Their Husbands During Lockdown
Imagine not being able to escape from a nagging wife.
Read More »14-Year-Old Girl’s “Ask a Rabbi” Class is Zoomgassed by Metaphysically Evil Boys
That Zoom app sounds like a fun place.
Read More »Human Rights Watch Warns Governments May Use Coronavirus as Excuse for Mass Surveillance
The threat is the response, not the virus.
Read More »UK Government Working on Mobile App to Track People Who Come Into Contact with Coronaflu
Licenses to socialize may become a thing soon.
Read More »Virtual Synagogue Meeting Using Zoom App is Targeted by Racist, Evil, Despicable Trolls
What a traumatizing event.
Read More »Panama Restricts Citizens’ Movement by Gender During Coronavirus Lockdown
Lockdown measures get even more ridiculous by the day.
Read More »UK Government Now Allows Women to Perform Abortions at Home Because of Coronavirus
True story.
Read More »Unemployed H-1B Workers Demand They be Allowed to Stay in the US Because of Coronavirus
It would be mean to put Americans first.
Read More »Austria Makes Mask-Wearing Mandatory in Supermarkets, Germany Signals It May Do the Same
It was about time.
Read More »AI Mind-Reading Technology with 97% Accuracy Rate Can Translate Brain Activity Into Words
Thinking certain thoughts may become a crime.
Read More »“We Can’t Tell You When Lockdown Will End,” Says UK’s Chief Scientific Adviser
It's surprising that people aren't rioting.
Read More »Lockdown Madness: Families Found Dead, Murder-Suicides, Wife Killings, Stabbings
No one could have predicted this.
Read More »Global Brands Create “Social Distancing” Versions of Their Logos
More brainwashing for this worldwide social experiment.
Read More »India: Naked Man Bites Woman to Death After Escaping Quarantine
YES! THIS IS WHAT I WANTED TO HAPPEN!
Read More »UK: NHS Female Paramedic Says She’s Devastated After Being Slut-Shamed by Brave Trolls
Slut-shaming works.
Read More »Coronavirus Lockdown Stress Can Alter Men’s Sperm and Affect Offspring
Fighting coronavirus is worse than coronavirus.
Read More »UK: Lockdown Could Last Six Months or More, Social Distancing Will Continue Even Further
No one knows when this is going to end.
Read More »Spain: “Youths” Attack Ambulances Transporting Elderly Coronavirus Patients
Kids these days don't know the meaning of hard work.
Read More »UK: Government Gets Green Light to Use Personal Phone Data to “Fight Coronavirus”
Opposing mass surveillance now means wanting people to die of coronavirus.
Read More »Indians Told They Could be Shot for Defying Coronavirus Lockdown
Coming soon to America, probably.
Read More »Jews Say New Italian Painting of Child Ritually Murdered by Jews Revives “Anti-Semitic Blood Libel”
Jews would never commit a crime in all of history. They're God's chosen ones.
Read More »UK: Teenage Boy Goes Full Forest Hermit Because of Coronavirus Hysteria
Mass hysteria is driving people over the edge.
Read More »New York Hospitals are Treating Coronavirus Patients with Vitamin C
It's cheap and apparently you can't overdose on it.
Read More »Barack Obama’s 2008 Presidential Victory Improved Mental Health Among Black Males
No country for cave beasts.
Read More »Brenton Tarrant Pleads Guilty After Being Starved and Forced to Relinquish His Gains
He's being punished for protecting the West.
Read More »Coronavirus Cabin Fever Can be Dangerous, Psychologist Warns
Boomers are not worth it.
Read More »Harvard Researchers Say Many Social Distancing Periods May be Required Into 2022
Everything proposed to fight against coronavirus is worse than coronavirus.
Read More »Mobile Phone Industry Explores Worldwide Tracking of Users to Allegedly Counter Coronavirus
If they don't track your every move, the obese could die because of viruses.
Read More »The Draft May be Coming for Women
They deserve it.
Read More »Teenage Waitress Kills Herself Over Fears of Being “Stuck Inside” by Coronavirus Lockdown
The cure is worse than the disease.
Read More »Bill Gates Says 6 to 10 Weeks of Total Isolation “Is the Best Case Scenario” for America
2020 may end up being the most boring year ever.
Read More »The Netherlands, Sweden, and Mexico are Not Locking Everything Down Because of Coronavirus
Time will tell if the chill strategy wins over the freakout strategy.
Read More »Supermarkets May Become Coronavirus Superspreaders
There is no escaping this virus.
Read More »Countries are Starting to Hoard Food, Threatening Global Trade
The global freakout is reaching new heights.
Read More »Obesity Raises Coronavirus Risk: Two Thirds of UK’s Critically Ill Patients are Overweight
Nobody likes fat people.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says She May Have Coronavirus, Has Symptoms
Greta Thunberg may literally need attention in order to survive.
Read More »Coronavirus Can Survive on a Surface for 17 Days, High Temperature and Humidity Won’t Stop It
Governments are going to milk this.
Read More »UK: Food Policy Expert Urges Government to Start Rationing Scheme Because of Panic Buyers
Unsupplied cities are tombs.
Read More »Man Jumps to His Death from 16th Floor, Neighbors Worry Coronavirus Isolation Could be to Blame
People are losing their minds because of the response to this pandemic.
Read More »Girlfriend Horror Story: She Keeps Getting Fatter and Fatter
Having a girlfriend is already gay, but having a fat girlfriend is gayer.
Read More »Researchers Create AI to Monitor Fevers, Coughs and Sneezes in Public Spaces
It's supposed to be for the public good, or something.
Read More »Merkel Bans Groups of More Than 2 People, Then Self-Quarantines Herself with 4 Bottles of Wine
The response to the pandemic may be worse than the pandemic itself.
Read More »Mnuchin Says Coronavirus Lockdown Could Last 10-12 Weeks
You'd best start believing in NEETs. You are one.
Read More »007 Actor Daniel Craig Says He Won’t Leave His Fortune to His Children
Shouldn't people try to make life easier for future generations?
Read More »More Than 70% of Coronavirus Deaths in Italy are Men
Male privilege at its finest.
Read More »Couple are Furious When They’re Told They’re Not Allowed to Buy 552 Cans of Mountain Dew
This is supposed to be the land of abundance!
Read More »Paper Money Shunned for Fear of Virus Spread
Bankers would love to help you go cash-free.
Read More »UK: Kurdish “Refugee” Admits Being Bomb-Maker for Planned Terror Attack in Germany
The faces of these creatures though.
Read More »Safespace and Snowflake are Marvel’s New Androgynous Superhero Characters
Imagine being interested in these characters.
Read More »Canada: Fat Jew “Wax My Balls” Tranny Sues Pro-Family Group for $15K for Not Calling Him a Woman
It may soon be illegal to disobey trannies.
Read More »Coronavirus is Making Access to Abortions and Birth Control More Difficult
This coronavirus situation can be pretty hilarious.
Read More »Germany Bans Anti-Semitic Group, Raids Homes
Anti-Semitism is deadlier than coronavirus.
Read More »Younger Adults Comprise Big Portion of Coronavirus Hospitalizations
You are not safe.
Read More »Coronavirus is Risking Transgender People’s Lives by Delaying Their Surgeries
Transgenders are a risk to themselves.
Read More »New Toilet Paper Calculator Lets You Know How Much You’ll Need for the Quarantine
Toilet paper may become the currency of the new world.
Read More »99% of People Killed by Coronavirus in Italy Had Existing Illnesses
Do you want old and unhealthy people to die?
Read More »Coronavirus Hits All 50 States
There is nowhere to run.
Read More »Most Coronavirus Cases are Spread by People Not Showing Symptoms
You cannot trust seemingly healthy people.
Read More »1 in 5 Americans Believe They’ll Contract the Coronavirus
You'd best start believing in contracting the coronavirus.
Read More »UK: School Infects 13-Year-Old Girl with Trannyism Through One-to-One “Mentoring” Sessions
The Tranny is now part of the curriculum.
Read More »UK: Toilet Paper Raider Raids Toilet Paper Prepper After Mass Panic-Buy of Toilet Paper
You better clean your ass while you still can.
Read More »Family Meals Promote Healthy Eating and Strengthen Bond Between Parents and Kids
Kids shouldn't be eating in solitude.
Read More »Mexico Considers Closing Its Northern Border to Prevent Coronavirus from Getting In
Six million dimensional chess.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Orders Climate Army to “Protest” on Twitter Because of Coronavirus
She's a submissive girl that loves doing what experts say.
Read More »Greece’s First Woman President Vows to Flood Country with “Refugee” Migrants
Women in positions of authority use their authority to destroy.
Read More »Italy’s Top Doctors Say Intensive Care Units Should Stop Treating the Elderly
Coronavirus may be just what we need to wipe out the boomer race once and for all.
Read More »Study: Common Artificial Sweetener May Make People Fatter and Increase Risk of Diabetes
It would be healthier to eat something naturally sweet.
Read More »Social Isolation May Cause Physical Inflammation, Study Finds
Hermitism may have a hidden cost.
Read More »International Women’s Day was as Chaotic as is to be Expected
Rape can fix this.
Read More »Erdogan Tells Greece to Let the “Migrant” Army In
Non-whites love to demand stuff from white people.
Read More »Chlorine in Drinking Water Produces “Highly Toxic Byproducts,” Study Finds
Feeling thirsty?
Read More »UK: Counter-Terror Police Investigate Threat of Incels
Not being liked by women may become illegal soon.
Read More »Health: Inhaling Printer Toner Particles Can Cause Genetic and Metabolic Changes
Modernity is degenerating humans.
Read More »UK: Bristol Police Drive Greta Thunberg to Her Protest in Electric Car
Greta Thunberg is a remarkably weird kind of controlled opposition.
Read More »“Intuitive Eating” Feminist Diet Scam is Telling Fat Women to Eat Whatever They Feel Like
Telling fat women that they have to love themselves is a huge business.
Read More »UK: Plastic Particles are Found in Remote Lake, Experts Fear Polluted Rain is to Blame
You can only run so far before plastic catches up to you.
Read More »18,000 Syrian “Refugees” Attack Greek Border After Erdogan Says He’ll Flood Europe
It is the human right of refugees to invade white countries.
Read More »CDC: Almost Half of Americans are Obese, 1 in 10 are “Severely” Overweight
Imagine the amount of starving African kids that the average American could feed with its body fat.
Read More »UK: All Kinds of Foods are Killing Women in Self-Defense Now
Can fear even keep women from eating junk though?
Read More »Thailand Arrests African-American Tourist and His Hungarian Girlfriend for Making Porn Videos
It's typical for white women to force their weird shit on the poor Thais.
Read More »UK: Tranny is Spared Jail Because Judge Can’t Decide Whether to Send It to Male or Female Prison
Governments should have thought of this before going full tranny.
Read More »UK: Police to Give Heroin to Addicts Twice a Day to Stop Them from Committing Crimes
Now this is logical.
Read More »UK: Pornographic Drag Queen Demon “Flowjob” Visits School, Reads Story to Four-Year-Old Kids
Your kids may not be interested in The Anal, but The Anal is interested in your kids.
Read More »UK: 51% of Employers Judge Job Applicants Based on Appearance, Survey Finds
You have to trust your eyes and gut.
Read More »Lots of People Don’t Like Being Injected with Mystery Substances, Study Finds
You have to BELIEVE in SCIENCE.
Read More »Ohio State Football Players’ Rape Case Illustrates the Absurdity of “Consent”
Consent is a totally made up imaginary thing that didn't exist until recently.
Read More »UK: Woman “Professor” Says Making Babies is “The Worst Thing You Can Do” to the Climate
Academia should be cleansed.
Read More »UK: School Encourages Teens Aged 13 to 15 to Suck on Toes and Propose Marriage
You're going to need some makeup from here on out.
Read More »African-“American” “Model” Refuses to Wear Monkey Costume, Cries Racism
Blacks are their own monkey costume.
Read More »Russia: Chocolate Cake Kills Paramedic Woman in Self-Defense
Food is rebelling against women.
Read More »Alleged Anthropomorphic Reptile Lena Dunham Makes Runway Debut at London Fashion Week
Why aren't you sexually attracted to Lena Dunham?
Read More »UK: 1 in 4 Young Adults Say Sex Isn’t as Enjoyable as Porn Led Them to Believe
Porn is messing with people's minds in all kinds of ways.
Read More »Wall Street Journal Says People are Either Male or Female
It's unbelievable that they'd argue such a thing in 2020.
Read More »Teenage Girls are More Likely to Use Violence and Harass Their Partners Than Boys, Study Finds
These facts can short-circuit reality.
Read More »Husband Thanks Wife for Giving Up Her Career to Raise Their Kids, Twitter Women Lose Their Minds
Trying to be nice to women is a dangerous game.
Read More »Science: Girls Start Puberty Earlier Than They Did in the 1970s Because They’re Fatter
Little girls menstruating is a hellish thing.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Signs Up for BBC Documentary Series About Her “Crusade”
The titless retard isn't done yet.
Read More »Pillhead and Guru Jordan Peterson has Neurological Damage and Cannot Type or Walk Unaided
Jordan Peterson is a very sad man.
Read More »Using General Anesthesia During C-Sections is Bad for Women’s Minds, According to Researchers
Women are meant to experience pain during childbirth.
Read More »2 in 3 Women Feel “Trapped” in Their Relationship Due to Financial Dependence, Survey Finds
Men need to understand that women aren't men with different genitals.
Read More »Indiana University Defends Event About BDSM Safety, Kink, Sex Toys, and Free HIV Testing
Progress is progressing pretty fast.
Read More »Couple Says Having Ten Kids in Ten Years is the Best Thing That Ever Happened to Them
Big families bring big happiness.
Read More »WINNING: Americans are More Satisfied with Life Than Ever Before, Poll Shows
There's been a breakthrough in goyim-farming technology.
Read More »Old White Woman Who Sold Her House to Go Have Sex in Cuba is Found Dead in a Suitcase
She wanted wild sex but probably not that wild.
Read More »Coronavirus: Japan Initiates “Resident Evil: Revelations” Protocol on Cruise Ship
How long until they make movies about this virus?
Read More »Ancient Greeks Confirm White Supremacy, Say Robert Pattinson is World’s Most Handsome Man
This is incredibly racist.
Read More »UK: Black Studies “Professor” Brands Whiteness a “Psychosis”
Giving some white genes to these monsters was a grave, grave mistake.
Read More »Washington Dems Push Mandatory LGBTQ Sex Ed for Kindergartners
Kids are very curious creatures.
Read More »UK: Somali Gang-Rapist Who Dodged Deportation After Plane Mutiny Makes New Bid to Stay
The United Kingdom is a very united, diverse place.
Read More »Living Near a Major Road Can Raise Risk of Developing Neurological Disorders, Study Finds
It's hard to keep track of the effects of this kind of contamination.
Read More »Monkeys are Being Kept as Surrogate Children and Taken for Rides in Supercars
Oh jeez, Rick.
Read More »You are About to be Responsible for Titanic-Style Tragedies, Experts Warn
First the koalas, and now THIS? HOW DARE YOU?
Read More »We’re Supposed to Believe All Nazi Soldiers Were Movie-Like Villains
Holocaust fan-fiction is quite popular nowadays.
Read More »Sponge Cake Coated in Chocolate and Rolled in Grated Coconut Kills Woman
There's some irony to be found in not being killed by lack of food but by an abundance of it.
Read More »Teacher is Suspended After Casting Two Children of Color as Slaves in School Play
Black characters are not supposed to be played by blacks.
Read More »UK: Average Parents Only Spend Five Hours with Their Kids Per Week, Study Finds
Less parental influence means more "cultural" influence.
Read More »Meat-Free Food Firm Launches Bacon-Scented Patch to Help Vegans Overcome Meat Cravings
Eating meat is close to being labeled an eating disorder.
Read More »UK: Woman Lawyer Says Police Officer Should be Disciplined for Using Taser During Machete Attack
Diversity of people also means diversity of crimes.
Read More »World Economic Forum Displays Exorcism-Like “Energy Treatment” on Stage
What does your gut tell you?
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says It Doesn’t Take a College Degree to Realize Carbon Budget Doesn’t Add Up
Is she even writing her own tweets though?
Read More »37-Year-Old Olympian Athlete Lolo Jones is Surprised No One Wants to Take Her Virginity
Old women's virginities are worthless.
Read More »Transgender Who “Detransitioned” After Four Years Says He Needed Therapy, Not Dick-Cutting
The whole "gender" stuff is systematic abuse of vulnerable people.
Read More »UK: Poor People are Unhealthier Than Those Born Into Poverty 100 Years Ago, Study Finds
But poor people today have more useless stuff than in the past. That is Progress.
Read More »UK: Woman Trying to Raise £100,000 to Build Elephant Man Statue in Leicester Upsets Locals
It's amazing that there are still people opposing this in current year.
Read More »Spanish Minister Claims Country Needs “Millions and Millions” of Migrants
Not having white countries full of "people" unable to run their own economies is somehow bad for The Economy.
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