What is this little retard doing in 1898?
Read More »British Slut Who Died During Tinder Date Belonged to Several BDSM Sites, Claims Man Accused of Her Murder
She was literally asking for it.
Read More »Vegan Sues Burger King Because His Vegan “Burger” was Cooked on Same Grill as Beef Ones
Vegan burgers are available at a number of different places.
Read More »Teacher Defends Drag Queen at School, Says Parents Don’t Know What’s Best for Their Kids
Some people think that kids belong to Progress, not to their parents.
Read More »Starbucks “Public Bathroom” Policy is Hurting the Number of Customers Coming Through the Door, Study Claims
Truly a shocking development.
Read More »The Most Dangerous Countries in 2020 are African, The Safest are European
This is racism in action.
Read More »Creepy: Utterly Disgusting Old Women are Deceiving Men with Full-On Facelifts
These nightmarish monsters are walking among humans using their skin disguises.
Read More »UK: John Lewis Stores Fuel Tranny Controversy After Telling Trannies to Invade Women’s Changing Rooms
All men should identify as women to force women to retreat into the nearest kitchen.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Doubles Down on “Mother Earth” Heresy, Says “It’s a Duty” to Introduce New “Sin Against Ecology”
Not driving a Tesla and not using yachts instead of planes may become a sin.
Read More »Las Vegas: Cigar-Shaped UFO “Glowing from the Inside” Hurtles Across Sky
Who or what is behind these things?
Read More »Uganda: Chimpanzees Declare War on Blacks, Multiple Skirmishes, Casualties on Both Sides
The forces of darkness are encountering unexpected resistance.
Read More »Fertility Expert Urges Women to Stop Looking for “Mr. Right” and to Have Kids with “Mr. Good Enough”
How else are women supposed to find Mr. Right if not by tasting all penises?
Read More »Microsoft Xbox Announces Video Game with Transgender Lead Character
I'd prefer a game about the Gender Unicorn poking kids with its horn.
Read More »“Vagina Museum” to Open in London Because People Need to Talk About Vaginas
Why are you not talking about vaginas?
Read More »Fan Discovers Ungrateful Big-Boobed Celebrity Whore Billie Eilish Gave Jacket He Gifted Her to Charity
Men should stop feeding women's egos.
Read More »Is There ANYTHING Women Won’t Cover in Goo? Gynecologist Warns That Toothbrushes are Bad for the Vagina
You can find all kinds of stuff in the mouths of modern women... even goo.
Read More »Australia: Pregnant Firefighter Hits Back at Critics Saying She Shouldn’t Fight Fires While Pregnant
It should be illegal for pregnant women to do anything dangerous.
Read More »Greta Thunberg Will Sail from the US to Spain for UN Climate Meeting in Some Australian Couple’s Boat
She would be more popular if she asked governments to give everyone a yacht.
Read More »“Insect Apocalypse” Threatens Human Survival: Half of All Bugs Have Been Lost Since 1970 Because of Pesticides
Pesticides are a real threat to the planet.
Read More »The Porn Industry is Trying to Shut Down Anti-Masturbation “NoFap” Movement, Lawsuits Filed
The Jews behind the porn industry really want the goyim to watch porn and masturbate.
Read More »Saudi Promo Video Labels Feminism, Atheism, and Homosexuality as “Extremist” Ideas
They are not wrong.
Read More »Watch: 10-Year-Old Jihadist in Refugee Camp Tells Reporter: “We are Going to Slaughter You”
Maybe if we invite him into our homes he'll change his mind?
Read More »13-Year-Old Boy Who Walked 13 Miles for Help After Mormon Massacre Says His Mom Saved Them Before She Died
Did they die for nothing?
Read More »UK: Only Half of Pregnant Women are Going Into Labor Naturally, The Other Half is Too Old or Overweight
This is suboptimal.
Read More »Germany Urges US to Reject Nationalism, Wants People to “Tear Down” the “Walls That are Invisible But Which Divide”
Walls are mean and being mean is not part of Our Values.
Read More »ISIS Bride Who Called for Drive-By Shootings Wants to Return to the US Because Life is Hard in Refugee Camp
Why won't Big Orange let her be a doctor?
Read More »Angry Twitter Mob Complains About Target Only Putting Anti-Theft Stickers on Darker Shades of Makeup
Blacks are unable to consider that maybe they really do commit lots of crimes.
Read More »HERESY: “Pope” Francis Denies Bodily Resurrection of Christ
This guy just keeps hitting the home runs.
Read More »India: Hindu Worshipers Pray to a Disused Public Toilet for a Year After Mistaking It for a Temple
They have very high awareness, these primitives.
Read More »NYC: Black Male Decapitates Humanitarian Wife and Mongrel Five-Year-Old Daughter, Then Hangs Himself
This is an extremely diverse story.
Read More »Texas: 67-Year-Old Kindergarten Teacher Faces a Year Behind Bars for Making a Student Eat His Own Feces
But did he learn his lesson though?
Read More »Man Who Called Popeyes Customer “Nigger” is Beaten Up by Angry N-Words and Forced to Apologize
They took his chicken sandwich too.
Read More »Study: Daylight Saving Time Has Long-Term Negative Impact on the Brain
The Sun dictates when the morning starts.
Read More »Childless Jennifer Aniston Says She “Loses Touch with the Real World” from Being So Alone in Her House
Childless old women should be shamed into obscurity.
Read More »Thousands of Scientists Call for Population Control and Sign “Climate Emergency” Document
Earth needs white people. They want less whites. They are the enemies of Earth.
Read More »Tens of Thousands of Men Ask the Internet What’s Wrong with Their Penises Because Women are Full of Weird STIs
You have to save your soul from these demons.
Read More »Mexico: Cartel Gunmen Execute Three American Mormon Mothers and at Least Six of Their Children on Their Way to a Wedding
Brown countries are not safe.
Read More »Emma Watson Says the Pressure to Have a Baby by 30 Makes Her “Stressed and Anxious” But That She’s Happy Single
Time rapes women.
Read More »India: Noble Monkey Defends Self Against Curry Fiend Larva Encroaching on His Habitat
Monkeys are fighting the enemies of Earth.
Read More »Microsoft’s Four-Day Work Week Experiment is a Success, Boosts Productivity by Nearly 40%
It's time to rethink the entire system.
Read More »Old Woman Says “It’s Okay to be Angry About Being Childless” After Spending £80,000 on Fertility Treatment
The workforce scams women out of motherhood.
Read More »Watch: Excited Japanese School Girls Call Prince Harry “Handsome,” He Flashes His Wedding Ring to Remind Them He’s Married to an Ape
White men are big in Japan.
Read More »Never EVER Apologize to Women: You Could End Up Wrongly Jailed for Two Years and Denied Compensation Once Free
When dealing with women, men are guilty until proven innocent.
Read More »Delhi Minister Says India’s Air Pollution is at “Unbearable Levels,” But Greta Thunberg is Not Talking About That
Indians are making the air look like their skin.
Read More »Deadly Cunt: Scientists Reconstruct Face of Deadly 1,000-Year-Old Viking Warrior Woman
One woman did one thing once. Maybe.
Read More »Family of British Whore Who Died in Cambodia are Left Horrified After Facebook and Instagram Refuse to Remove Images of Her Corpse
All women "backpackers" are filthy whores.
Read More »It’s All Fun and Games Until She Breaks Into Your House with a Machete and Forces You to Have Sex with Her
Some holes are best left unpoked.
Read More »UK: Mouth Cancer Rates Have DOUBLED in a Generation to a Record High Thanks to Oral Sex, Smoking and Drinking
Women's vaginas are toxic.
Read More »8 People Try to Smuggle Themselves Into Britain in Channel 4 Experiment: They All Succeed and Say It was Easy
Is this some kind of tutorial for the monkeys out there?
Read More »Sex Robots That Walk and “Breathe” Using “AI Chest Cavity” Set for Release
We can restore pure femininity to the world using technology.
Read More »Greta Thunberg May or May Not be in Some Kind of Relationship with Leo DiCaprio
I expected better from Leo.
Read More »Teenage Woman Who Accused 12 Israelis of Rape Says She Heard Voices in Her Head After the Rape Ritual
Reason number 17 why you shouldn't have a gangbang with kikes.
Read More »Georgetown University to Raise $400,000 Annually for Slavery Reparations
Blacks should be paying reparations to whites.
Read More »Obese Old Hag Wants to Prevent People Younger Than 18 from Marrying
HEY GURLS: SEX IS GOOD UNLESS IT'S WITH A MAN LIKELY TO START A FAMILY WITH YOU!
Read More »Texas Schools Will Teach Third Graders “How to Make Anal More Enjoyable” Despite Parents’ Outrage
Texas schools want to deliver kids' anuses to the Gender Unicorn.
Read More »Chronic Sleep Loss is a Serious Public Health Problem Among Children
Sleeping is more important than school.
Read More »35-Year-Old Meghan McCain Talks About Her Miscarriage: “Every Day I am Reminded That I’m Not a Mom”
Women are being scammed out of happiness.
Read More »Canadian Feminist Sparks Uproar After Saying Trans-Women Should be Excluded from Real Women’s Spaces
It is the nature of Diversity to be at war with itself.
Read More »1.1 Million Migrants Crossed Into US in FY2019, 67.3 Million US Residents Speak a Foreign Language at Home
Wouldn't it be easier to just export Magic American Soil for the rest of the world to use?
Read More »Women Show Off Their Mustaches While Encouraging Others to Grow Theirs in Degenerate New Razor Ad
Smell that? Women can fart too.
Read More »Infertility in Men is Caused by Damage Done While in the Womb: Plastic, Weird Chemicals and Women are to Blame
Modernity is making people infertile.
Read More »BBC Viewers Blast Obese “Body-Positive Coach” for Claiming “Overweight” is an Offensive Word and That “Health Doesn’t Exist”
Every season is fat shaming season.
Read More »UK: 10-Year Limit on Storing Frozen Eggs Breaches Old Women’s Human Rights Because They Need More Slut Time, Experts Warn
To use the uterus or not to use it: that is the question.
Read More »Kenyan Terrorist Who Was Jailed Over Jihad Manual Wins Asylum Bid to Stay in UK as a Refugee
Terrorists can be refugees too, you know?
Read More »Black Returns to the Jungle to Confront His Cannibal Tribe 13 Years After They Tried to Eat Him Alive
Black TV drama is the new hot topic.
Read More »UK: Men Who Say They are Women SHOULD be Allowed to Compete in Female Sports, Says Taxpayer-Funded Quango
All men should identify as women. There are no downsides.
Read More »Channel 4’s “The British Tribe Next Door” Shows That Blacks Aren’t Human, Diversity Staff is Horrified
Everyone should watch this show.
Read More »UK: University Gives “Trigger Warning” About Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales
Words can rape.
Read More »iPhone Batteries are Dying After Tim Cook Gave AIDS to iOS 13
Leave it to a faggot to manage to infect phones with AIDS.
Read More »Strippers Who Earn $8,000 A NIGHT Admit They End Up Broke Because They Don’t Save Any of It
Then they look down on men who don't make that kind of money.
Read More »Woman is Angry at Teenage Daughters Because She Wanted to Die Without Being a Grandmother
Teenage women are meant to be pregnant.
Read More »Hunched, Swollen and with Bulging Varicose Veins: Scientists Present the Office Workers of the Future
Some people already look like that though.
Read More »Watch: Black Male Shoves White Woman Head-First Into Side of Train in Brooklyn Subway
It's okay though because once we fully domesticate blacks, we'll gain access to Wakanda's advanced technology.
Read More »Online Video Games That Let Children Buy Extras in “Loot Boxes” Should be Classified as Gambling, Says Watchdog
Gambling isn't even a form of consumerism. It doesn't guarantee anything in return.
Read More »UK: Anorexia Rates Doubled Among Kids Aged 8 to 12 “Because of the Pressures of Social Media”
Being overweight is also an eating disorder though.
Read More »POLL: Should Women Have More Than One Vagina?
Some women have two vaginas.
Read More »Projected Placebo Effect? Medicine Works Better If Doctors Believe in It, Study Finds
What if you were a wizard all along?
Read More »Watch: Woman Sexually Assaults Cop During Arrest
Women are sexually assaulting pretty much everyone every day.
Read More »Depression Rates are Twice as High Among Faggot Teens, Study Finds
Maybe they should try not being faggots and see how they feel.
Read More »Experts Say Too Much Reading Makes Children Short-Sighted, Recommend Kids Go Play Outside
School is ruining kids' mental and physical health.
Read More »Witnesses Say Two UFOs “Battled” in Australian Outback Before One Made an “Emergency Landing” and Crashed Into a Tree
I believe them.
Read More »Police Twitter Bots Will Predict Where Crime Will Take Place After Brexit Deadline Day
This is the way things are in current year.
Read More »Transgender Humans Force Sanitary Towel-Maker “Always” to Remove Female Symbol from Its Products
Some men menstruate too.
Read More »New Sperm Study Contradicts Fertility Doctors, Finds Frequent Sex is Best When Trying to Conceive
This could help men not only make more babies, but also better babies.
Read More »Canada: Greta Thunberg’s Army Meets Truck Convoy of Oil and Gas Workers on the Battlefield
This is the start of Greta's downfall.
Read More »Norwegians are Told to Pee in the Shower to Save Water and Help the Environment
Well it certainly saves time, I can tell you that.
Read More »Exercising Before Breakfast Burns Twice as Much Fat, Study Finds
Going for a morning walk or to the gym on an empty stomach can help you burn fat faster.
Read More »Monkeys Beat “Humans” at Computer Game in Groundbreaking Intelligence Study
It's a monkey beat monkey world out there.
Read More »Zuckerberg Says He Does Not Agree with Calls for Trump’s Social Media to be Shut Down
What is this reptile really up to?
Read More »Study: Giving Birth Sharpens Women’s Minds and Having More Children, Up to Five, Improves the Effect
Women are happier and healthier when they're mothers.
Read More »Feminist Author Claims Women Should Tell Men Their Real Number of Sexual Partners and “Own Their Sexual Power”
This won't totally backfire on women.
Read More »Watch: Swedish Policeman Rides Wooden Stick Horse in Blighted Area
Joke countries have joke police forces.
Read More »Gaining Weight from Age 25 to 47 Increases Chances of Early Death from Any Cause by 22%
It should be illegal for people to be overweight.
Read More »“Use Contraception to Save the Planet from Climate Change,” Experts Claim
White people are the only ones who care about the planet.
Read More »Experts Warn That Ebola-Chan has Formed an Alliance with “Climate Change”
They may soon start blaming Ebola deaths on white people driving cars and flying on planes.
Read More »UK: Now Trans and Gay Hate Crime Will Mean at Least Six Months in Jail, Up to Six Years
As that Irish poet once said: "Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
Read More »Huge Cigar-Shaped Object “With Spheres Circling It” is Seen Hovering Over Baltimore
UFOs are starting to become an everyday thing.
Read More »Deepfake Videos are No Longer Distinguishable from Real Ones, Expert Warns
Corporations will tell you what is real though.
Read More »Chelsea Clinton Says Man with Beard Can “Absolutely” Identify as a Woman, Hillary Shuffles and Looks Conflicted
Selfish Hillary wants to keep all the power of Vagina to herself.
Read More »Vandals Target Columbus Statue in Providence Because They Hate Civilization
Browns appear to have a kind of genetic hate for white people.
Read More »The Workplace Turns Women Into Worse Mothers, Study Finds
Women doing anything other than women stuff is a very bad idea.
Read More »Researchers Want Sex Robots That Can Turn Down Sex with Their Owners to “Teach Consent”
STOP RAPING FEMALE OBJECTS!!!
Read More »Coffee Increases Fat Loss Through Brown Fat Stimulation But Also the Chances of Losing a Pregnancy
Good for men, bad for women?
Read More »Caravan of 2,000 Invaders Headed to US from Africa, Haiti and Central America is Detained by Mexico
They should all be forced to go back to Mordor.
Read More »Maternal Obesity May Accelerate Aging in Children, Study Finds
This takes the problems with your fat mama to a whole new level.
Read More »Woman has Sex with Her Husband Only ONCE a Year Due to Excruciating Pain During Intercourse
Everything about this story is deeply repugnant.
Read More »Florida: Snake-Like Cigar-Shaped “Warning Sign” UFO is US Space Force’s, Claims Professor
What if you were the ayy lmao all along?
Read More »Greta Thunberg Says Friday Protests Will Go on for “As Long as It Takes” to Force World Leaders Into Action
Climate Empress Greta lacks ambition.
Read More »“Extinction Rebellion” Weirdos Show Their Weird Tits and Weird Bodies Covered in Weird Symbols During Weird Street Protest
When will Greta Thunberg join one of these nude protests though?
Read More »Former NASA Scientist Says He’s Convinced Alien Life was Discovered in 1970s During Mission to Mars
We don't even know what's up with pyramids and ancient ruins from Earth though.
Read More »Study: Fast Food Causes a Drop in Testosterone Almost Immediately
Are the consequences worth the "pleasure"?
Read More »Overweight Adults are Less Productive and More Likely to be Absent from Work
Normal people are literally paying to keep fat monsters alive.
Read More »“Space Fireballs” That Crashed in Chile are NOT Meteorites, Experts Struggle to Explain What Really Happened
Is this how the alien invasion starts?
Read More »Actress Julie Andrews Says Hints of Mary Poppins Being a Whore Were Sneaked Into Some Scenes
Kids' movies are poison.
Read More »Bees Can Count Up to Five, Understand the Concept of Zero, Learn Faster When Punished for Getting Things Wrong
Bees are better than blacks.
Read More »British Inventor Mounts Head-Controlled GUN Turret on His Jet Pack
Freedom is a beautiful thing.
Read More »Kids Believe White Men Look Smarter Than Women and Black Males, Study Finds
What is the origin of these biases and stereotypes? Nazi TV?
Read More »UK Student Who Googled “How to Make a Friend” Faces Jail After Sex Assault Conviction for Touching a Schoolgirl on Her Arm
Maybe there's some kind of license one needs to get first in order to legally talk to girls.
Read More »Disney Will Use Artificial Intelligence to “Spellcheck” Scripts for Gender Bias
Vagina Mythology is getting stronger.
Read More »Vegan Calls Police on Friends Who Tricked Her Into Eating Chicken Nuggets as a Prank
The vegan police may soon be the only police.
Read More »Vatican Synod on Amazon Proposes Recognition of “Ecological Sins”
What are they even talking about? Is this a new religion?
Read More »Fast Food May Lead to a Lower Sperm Count and Smaller Penis Size Due to Toxic Chemicals in the Packaging
In the Land of Modernity, even the food packaging is out to get you.
Read More »Oregon Locals Believe Aliens are Responsible for Shooting, Mutilating and Draining All Blood from Cattle
What is really going on with the world?
Read More »40 Percent of Women Have Been Unfaithful and 1 in 5 Have Had Affairs, Daily Mail Finds
It just happened.
Read More »Ancient Mayans Created Their Own Climate Change 1,800 Years Ago and Caused the Droughts That Wiped Them Out
So we didn't start the fire?
Read More »Study: Quarter of Americans Have Never Eaten Any Vegetables Their Entire Lives
Vegetables? What's that?
Read More »Leaked Army Document Reveals 84 Percent of Women Failed the New Rigorous Combat Fitness Test
Do you feel safe?
Read More »Yikes: Italian Authorities Investigate Effigy of Greta Thunberg Hanging by a Noose from a Bridge in Rome
The Climate Queen's enemies are getting bolder.
Read More »Yikes: Victoria’s Secret Uses Plus-Size Model for the First Time Ever After Diversity Backlash
Oil, fat, and grease can be very glamorous.
Read More »Venezuelans Turn to Shamans and Spiritual Healers for Treatment Amid Shortage of Critical Medicine
This is an inspiring story about embracing one's true nature.
Read More »Watch: Mexican Witches Try to Burn Churches and Kill Babies
Women and Jews are the most oppressed groups ever in the history of oppressed groups.
Read More »Billionaire Woman Says “Society is Spoiling Men” Because Women “Have More Duties Than Men”
She's not wrong, you know?
Read More »Black Females are Smothered in Butter and Flogged in Coming of Age Ceremony
When was the last time that you've been exposed to this level of richness?
Read More »Navy Pilot Says “Dark Mass” Emerged from Ocean and SWALLOWED TORPEDO!
Maybe the overlords have... competition?
Read More »Binge Drinking Helps Men Woo Women, Study Finds
Women are just excellent judges of character. Very smart people.
Read More »UFO Organization May Have “Physical Evidence,” Experts Wonder If Humans are Prepared for “Alien Life” Announcement
For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; neither hid, that shall not be known.
Read More »851,000 Illegal Border Crossings During Fiscal 2019: Highest Number in 12 Years
This is just what Americans need for a much more vibrant, strong economy.
Read More »Justin Bieber Tells PETA to Go Help with All the Plastic in the Ocean and Leave His Beautiful Cats Alone!
Talking about the threat of plastic AND fighting PETA? Well done, Justin.
Read More »STORMER GIRL POLL: Is Your Vagina Normal? Expert Reveals the 8 Most Common Shapes
This is science.
Read More »Incel Revenge Fantasy Comes True After Obese Man Loses the Weight and Hits the Gym
Every new day is a new opportunity to burn fat.
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