If she says she's a man, she's a man. The mentally unstable define reality.
Read More »Man Who Does Not Understand Consent has Right to Pursue Sex, Court Rules
Did someone say "rape"?
Read More »Billionaire Mark Zuckerberg Says Billionaires Don’t Deserve That Much Money
Revolutionary ideas for a revolutionary epoch.
Read More »Climate Saint Greta Thunberg is Tipped to Win the Nobel Peace Prize Next Week After Her UN Speech
Greta is unifying the world.
Read More »Study: 16-Year-Olds on the Pill are More Depressed, Report 20% More Crying, Sleeping and Eating Problems
The solution, of course, is to raise the age of consent even further and shun marriage.
Read More »One in Four British Women are Celibate, Daily Mail Finds
How is this possible? Are women the real incels?
Read More »Vladimir Putin Verbally Violates Climate Queen Greta Thunberg
Science is on Greta's side. Who's on Putin's side, other than hackers?
Read More »Transgender Children Should Undergo Irreversible Surgery Without Their Parents’ Consent, Psychologists Say
Chop chop chop, chop chop chop, chop, chop, chop chop chop.
Read More »Brazilian Jungle Love Story: 12-Year-Old Boy Befriends Autistic 9-Year-Old Girl — You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!
All's fair in love and war.
Read More »Death Star UFO Filmed Hovering Over NYC! Peer-Reviewed Paper Suggests Alien-Made Probes are Watching Earth!
We're being watched.
Read More »Watch: Black Woman Tries to Pull a Harambe by Getting Into Zoo Enclosure and Taunting a Lion!
Thankfully, the lion didn't fall for her crap.
Read More »White Father Protecting His Daughters May Not Have Killed Black Hotel Worker: Twice the Lethal Dose of Cocaine Found in His Bloodstream
Scott Hapgood fought an adrenaline-pumped, cocaine-fueled jungle chimp and lived to tell the tale.
Read More »POLL: Your Girlfriend Runs Up to Her Childhood Male Friend and Kisses Him on the Lips, What Do You Do?
COME ON GUISE IT WAS JUST A VERY QUICK, VERY PLATONIC BLOWJOB!
Read More »Iceberg FIVE TIMES the Size of Malta Breaks Off Glacier in Antarctica! Climate Change is Killing Corn Crops!
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! GO VEGAN NOW! SAVE THE COWS, SAVE YOURSELF!
Read More »Scientists Find Antidote to Bioweapon Capable of Putting a Cute Face on Iggy Pop’s Body
The world is getting crazier every day.
Read More »British Employees are Sabotaging Workplace Robots Over Fears the Machines Will Take Their Jobs
What if the robots fight back though?
Read More »Denver Drag Show for Children Endures Amid Demonstrations
This is what America is all about!
Read More »Female Sprinters Complain That New Starting Block Cameras Show Them from Intimate Angles
What is the point of watching women run? They can't even inspire you.
Read More »Watch: Man Punches Vegan Woman After Activists with Loudspeakers Storm Restaurant in Brighton
IT'S NOT FOOD, IT'S VIOLENCE! IT'S NOT FOOD, IT'S VIOLENCE!
Read More »GoFundMe Pulls $250,000 Legal Fund of Man Who Defended His Daughters from Black Rapist While on Vacation
No crowdfunding for white men.
Read More »Billionaire Fashion CEO Says Greta Thunberg “Surrendered Completely to Catastrophism,” Calls Her “Demoralizing”
Greta is actually a very happy young girl though.
Read More »NYC Bans Calling Someone an “Illegal Alien” When Motivated by Hate, Fines are Up to $250,000
The feelings of the invaders are worth way more than $250,000 though.
Read More »Snake-Like “Warning Sign” UFO Returns to California! Hovers Over Mojave Desert!
Not saying hi to these UFOs is just rude.
Read More »Orangutan Refugee with Human Rights Escapes Argentina to Begin New Life in Florida
But what about chimps and gorillas though?
Read More »Elon Musk Warns AI “Bot Swarms” That Attempt to Manipulate Social Media Could be First Sign of Robot Takeover
Money is constantly being poured into AI research and we don't really know the results.
Read More »Inquisition! PewDiePie Calls for a Vatican Raid
Nobody expects the PewDiePie INQUISITION.
Read More »Public Health Crisis: Internet Access, Smartphones and Computers are Creating Generations of Porn Addicts
If kids don't watch porn, how are they suppose to know which genitals they want to have?
Read More »Teacher Under Investigation for Allegedly Asking Students to Write Something Funny Under Pictures of Slaves
THIS IS A WHITE SUPREMACY COUNTRY.
Read More »Researchers Reveal That Standing Often Can Offset Inactive Lifestyle and the Best Sleeping Positions to Adopt
Cities, offices, screens and supermarkets are changing the human form.
Read More »11-Year-Old White Girl Charged with Hate Crime for Allegedly Giving Black Girl a Black Eye
Young white girls haven't fully embraced diversity yet.
Read More »UCLA Receives $20 Million to Establish “Kindness Institute” to Research Kindness
They're interested in making you act kinder.
Read More »“Pope” Francis Calls for People to Stop Using Adjectives Because He’s Allergic to Them
Adjectives are ancient tools of discrimination.
Read More »Mattel Launches Gender-Neutral “Barbie” Dolls
Gender is a very important topic for kids, which is why they asked Mattel to make these dolls.
Read More »Study: If Women Don’t Complain About Stuff, They Die
If you want to keep women alive, you have to let them burn everything to the ground.
Read More »1 in 3 Breast Cancer Cases Could be Prevented If Women Ate Better, Exercised More and Drank Less
Women willingly collaborate with Breast Cancer to prevent men from taking their boobs.
Read More »Woman Makes $100K in a Year by Showing Her Very Long Tongue on Instagram
Women entrepreneurs are finally breaking through the glass ceiling.
Read More »ISS Live Feed Captures “Triangular Space Ship” Hovering Over Earth
Is this how the invasion starts?
Read More »Watch: Woman Wearing Hijab Hurls Racial Abuse at Indian Man on a London Bus
This is just a side effect of strengthening your community with Diversity.
Read More »UK: Mother Hits Back at Critics Who Say Her Son was Too Young to be Transgender at 3
A moving and inspiring story about Finding Yourself. I'm sure it's all fine.
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg Addresses Army at First Ever Youth Climate Summit Held at the UN HQ
Her troops are everywhere. She is ready for battle.
Read More »Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr. Are Guilty of Blackface and They Even Profited from It
They don't get a pass.
Read More »UK: Schools Will Teach Children as Young as 6 How to Masturbate in a Proper Manner
Hey kids! Wanna do something that feels good?
Read More »Martial Arts Expert Reveals the Five Simple Rape Moves Every Man Should Know
Knowledge is power.
Read More »Women Going Topless in Public is Now Legalized in Six States
Stop staring at women's nipples you sexist bigot!
Read More »Study: Women Faking Orgasms are More Likely to Have a Real One
Women love faking stuff.
Read More »Wearable Chair Lets You Sit Wherever You Want and Rest Your Legs
Why use your legs when you could pay not to use your legs?
Read More »Church Under Investigation for Holding Down and Punching Gay Man While Trying to “Pray His Sexuality Away”
The Inquisition is coming.
Read More »NYC: Group of American-African Youths Attacks Hasidic Jew in Disgusting Anti-Semitic Hate Crime
Blacks are Nazis now.
Read More »Huawei Unveils New Mate 30 Phone That Uses Their Own Version of Android
Good news for everyone resisting the overlords.
Read More »Queen Greta, Savior of Earth, Tells Congress to Unite Behind the Science, Hangs Out with Indians
WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING!
Read More »Holocaust “Survivors” Want to Use US Court System to Sue European Insurance Companies for $25 BILLION
They should be asking for 6 million, 6 million times.
Read More »Navy Says UFO Videos are Real! Let’s Contact the Aliens!
Not saying hi would be rude.
Read More »53 Americans Die in Mass Shootings While 40,000 Die from Obesity
We need common sense calorie control NOW!
Read More »Reminder: Women are Just as Smart as Men and Can Do Anything Men Can Do
Credit where credit is due.
Read More »Study: Vegetarian Diets are WORSE for the Environment Than Diets with Meat!
Cows are so ugly that they should be grateful we're using them for food.
Read More »Stallman Resigns After Defending Epstein and Provoking Wrath of Female Mongrel Student Blogger
Female Mongrel Mutants are going to burn everything to the ground, and that's fine.
Read More »Thousands of Children Exposed to “Alarming Levels” of Lead from Notre Dame Fire, Officials Were Afraid to Alert People
Jeopardizing the survival of future generations is a Current Year imperative.
Read More »Inquisition: Witch Publicly Shamed on TV, Forced to Confess in Bid to Wipe Out Sorcery in Chechnya
Time for witch-burning.
Read More »No Whites Allowed: Campus Sci-Tech Conference to Only Feature Scholars of Color
Step away, whitey.
Read More »NASA is Allegedly Investigating Silver Flying Saucer UFO Filmed Moving Through Electrical Storm in Spain
Maybe they just want to make friends.
Read More »Fat Map: Only 3 States Have Obesity Levels Under 25%, None Less Than 20%, Some Up to 40%
Go big or go home! This is America!
Read More »Renowned Jewish MIT Scientist Richard Stallman Defends Epstein, Triggers Anti-Semitism in Female Mongrel Student
It's time for women to take over tech and science.
Read More »Murderous Woman: “I Battered My Husband to Death But I Still Love Him”
He made her do it!
Read More »BBC Tells Primary Schoolchildren That There are Over 100 Genders in “Teach” Video Series
Kids will be consenting to castration and genital mutilation in no time.
Read More »Queen Greta Thunberg, Protector of the Weather, Lays Siege to the White House!
She is saving the world with her Asperger superpower.
Read More »Synthetic Brains: Will Humans “Uploading” Their Minds be Immortal?
Do you want to live forever?
Read More »Women Confess the Reasons They Lied About Being Pregnant in Anonymous Secret-Sharing App
BELIEVE WOMEN!
Read More »Tanned Swedish Rapper Calls for White People to be Shot and Taken as Slaves
Wakandans never forget, never forgive.
Read More »In the Next 10 Years, The 20-Something Population Will be Minority White
Prepare yourself accordingly.
Read More »POLL: Should We Ask One of These UFOs for Help Against the Jews or Wait for the Interstellar Space Object Coming Our Way?
Lots of possible UFOs to choose from.
Read More »Billie Eilish Says She Now Wants to Show Her Boobs to Everyone Because She was Born with Big Boob DNA
She made up her mind and now she wants to be a woman.
Read More »What Does “Living Fully” Mean? Goo Hole Writer Looks Into “Pseudo-Profound Bullshit” from Social Media
We should get to the bottom of this.
Read More »Goo Hole Expert Tells Women Not to Put Chocolate Syrup in Their Vaginas, Lays Out Vagina Workout Plan
Women need to have sex regularly to exercise the vagina.
Read More »Watch: Angry Homophobic Person of Color Threatens Fellow White Privileged Person of Nose
ANTI-SEMITISM CAUGHT ON CAMERA!
Read More »Study Finds Teens Who Abstain from Dating Have Better Social Skills and Less Depression
Science says not having a girlfriend makes you a winner.
Read More »Depraved Tim Cook Unveils New iPhone with Additional Black Hole on the Back That Can Spread “Ultra Wide”
Not even technology is safe from homosexuals' attacks.
Read More »Study: Physically Fit People Have Stronger and Sharper Brains
Fit people are smarter.
Read More »Netflix Producer Suing Harvey Weinstein Sent Him Lots of “Affectionate Emails” a Day After He Allegedly Raped Her
Women fall in love when men in positions of authority rape them.
Read More »Lizards are Getting Their Own Ethnostate on a Paradisiacal Tropical Island!
Even little blue-tailed lizards can have their own countries.
Read More »Noble Savages: Mexicans Castrate an Alleged Rapist by Letting a Pit Bull Maul His Genitals
The kind of justice only Menstrual Wisdom can provide.
Read More »Company Announces World’s First Washing Machine with Microplastic Filters to Stop Climate Catastrophe
If you want to save the planet, you have to buy this.
Read More »Germany: Outrage as Nazi is Unanimously Elected Town Council Leader
Germans are at it again! Call the Human Rights Police!
Read More »Morbidly Beautiful Plus-Size Model Tess Holliday Walks the Runway Wrapped in a White Bed Sheet
It was about time we got reminded of what beauty really is.
Read More »Mexican Gangs are Kidnapping Migrants and Discouraging Them from Waiting for Their Asylum Hearings
It is the duty of America to protect people of color from other people of color.
Read More »Study: Marriages are More Likely to Fail If Spouses Thought Casual Sex was Okay Before They Got Married
It's okay though because promiscuity means FREEDOM.
Read More »Workplaces of the Future Will Value Personality and Brain Volume Over Experience When Hiring
Meritocracy is back?
Read More »Most American Women Want to Marry But Can’t Because There are No Worthy Men, Says Science
Where have all the good men gone?!
Read More »California: Mandatory Transgender Anal Propaganda in Elementary School Curriculum
If we don't force kids to hear about the benefits of transsexualism, how are they going to castrate themselves?
Read More »Holocaust “Masterpiece” Featuring Incest, Bestiality and Rape Causes Uproar at Venice Film Festival
Jews have very weird fantasies.
Read More »California City is Giving $500 a Month to Brown People to Make Them Happy
Giving money to people of color is Who We Are.
Read More »LGBT Activists Say Drag Queen Story Hour is About “Grooming” Kids and That Protesters Hold “White Supremacist Beliefs”
Evil is now open about its nature.
Read More »Imperial Star Destroyer UFO is Photographed Near Oregon USAF Base
Extraterrestrial intelligent life forms love to tease earthlings with their tech.
Read More »Chinese Deepfake App ZAO Goes Viral, Everyone is a Movie Star and Video Game Character Now!
Face-swapping for everyone!
Read More »Cure for Obesity? Scientists Use Gene Editing Technology to Reduce Fat Storage in Mice, Want to Try It on Humans
People may soon be able to eat everything they want without getting fat.
Read More »Planetary Hero Greta Thunberg Admits to Being Aspergers Retard, Says She Had No Friends Before Becoming Famous
"Clean up your climate" is the new "clean up your room."
Read More »Lifelong Vegetarian Loses Veggie Superpowers After Eating Entire Meat Lasagna by Mistake!
The world has one less vegetarian superhero now.
Read More »Science Says Arguing with Women is Futile, They Remember and Weaponize Everything Men Say
If you play their game, they win. Get them to play yours and you'll win.
Read More »AI-Powered Crime Prediction Cameras in Schools Now a Tool Against Mass Shootings
This is for your own good, of course.
Read More »China Finds “Gel-Like” Substance with “Unusual Color” on Moon’s Dark Side, Cigar-Shaped UFO Sightings Spreading
Are the ayy lmaos finally coming this time?
Read More »22 Women File Lawsuit Against “Girls Do Porn” After Being Paid for Filming Because They Didn’t Know the Internet Exists
It's easy to trick women. Just offer a bit of candy and tell them that no one will ever know.
Read More »20-Year-Old Iranian “Activist” Woman is Jailed for 15 Years for “Spreading Prostitution by Taking Off Her Hijab”
They have yet to clarify if they force her to wear a hijab in jail though.
Read More »Climate Queen Greta Thunberg Arrives in NYC After Vegan Atlantic Trip on Racing Yacht
Together, we are changing the planet.
Read More »BREAKING NEWS: Racist English Children’s Writer Ruined the Childhood of Some Black Female
The G-word ruined the childhood of many blacks.
Read More »Georgia: Ancient Woman Randomly Stabs 3-Year-Old Boy in the Face in the Street
Evil is free to walk the streets.
Read More »Watch: TV Host Says Her Black Co-Anchor Looks Like a Gorilla, Then Makes Tearful Apology
Blacks are very hurt by the G-word.
Read More »109 US Counties Have Become Majority Nonwhite Since 2000, Only 2 Went from Minority to Majority White
But what if everyone just identifies as white though?
Read More »“Dangerous” AI with a Nazi Sense of Humor Offers to Write Fake News
Technology is inherently Nazi.
Read More »Hitler is Back! Early Footage from The Rise of Skywalker Shows Nazi Army and Nazi Protagonist
The only way to stop Nazism is to stop whiteness.
Read More »Macron Furious After Brazil’s President Insults His Grandmother
Everyone is throwing shit at everyone.
Read More »Feds Search for Big Site to House 500 Migrant Children in Central Florida, Want to Hire Lots of Nannies
Americans are paying for their replacements.
Read More »Jewish Journalist Calls for a “Territorial Incursion” Against Brazil Because of Amazon Fires
If protecting the environment is enough reason to invade, we have lots of invading to do.
Read More »Mosquitoes Spread Dengue Fever in Miami, Expert Exposes Them as Flying Jews
The similarities between mosquitoes and Jews are astonishing.
Read More »Sex Doll Demand Soars as Customers Order “Clones” of People They Know and Friends’ Girlfriends
Feminist chimpout in 5... 4... 3...
Read More »Cash-Money Hustler Jordan Peter$on Calls for “Deepfake” Technology to be Banned!
Technology can fake video and audio recordings of people. Dr. Jordan Peterson wants to shut it down.
Read More »Global Worry Over the Wrong Amazon Being on Fire, Macron Says Your Lungs are Burning
What some call "the lungs of the planet" is burning.
Read More »Nazi Scientists Edit Sperm DNA, Want to “Wipe Out” Certain Genes and Increase Male Fertility
This sounds like Nazi research.
Read More »UK: Husband Suing Wife for Spending Cash on Son Who’s Not His Can’t Tell the Boy That He’s Not His Dad
Women's words must be respected even when they lie.
Read More »Miley Cyrus Humiliates Husband Liam Hemsworth by Joining Lesbianism
Don't give whores the chance to cast their spells on you.
Read More »Bitter Old Harpy Tells 19-Year-Old Sister That Wanting to be a Stay-at-Home Mom is Stupid, Makes Her Cry
Women infected with The Slut want all women to be infected.
Read More »Chinese Company to Launch Mass Sale of Cloned Cats, Plans to Clone, Sell, and Gene-Edit Other Animals Too
This is how we'll defeat the Jews.
Read More »15-Year-Old Slut Keeps a “Sex Diary,” Kisses 24 Guys in a Week, Does Blowjobs, Would “Do Anything” For Older Men
This is what daddies' little girls are up to.
Read More »Bullying Works: Study Shows Anger is More Effective Than Inspiration in Halftime Speeches
You have to hate them juuuust right.
Read More »Video: California High School Students Sing Nazi Song and Give Hitler Salute
A candle flickers most violently just before it burns out.
Read More »Saudi Arabia: Judge Rules American Mother is Too Much of a Slut to Raise Her Daughter, Takes Custody Away
This story actually has a happy ending.
Read More »Malformed Climate Girl’s Zero-Emission Vegan Yacht Trip Actually Produces More Emissions Than Just Taking a Plane
Down syndrome activist Greta Thunberg confirmed to have Down syndrome.
Read More »Arizona Woman Calls the Police Because She Sucked on a Female Cuddle Therapist’s Nipple for Five Minutes
Rape takes many forms.
Read More »Elon Musk Insists on Nuking Mars
He could help solve more immediate problems first.
Read More »Michigan Doctor Purposefully Misdiagnoses Hundreds of People to Enrich Himself
The "health" care system is a large-scale goyim-milking operation.
Read More »Star Wars: Ewan McGregor to Come Back as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Series for Disney’s Netflix Clone
They love ruining stuff that the goyim hold dear.
Read More »Netflix Adds Trans Character to Reboot of “Rocko’s Modern Life,” Makes “Transitioning” Central to the Plot
They want to turn your childhood gay.
Read More »Scientists Say July Was Hottest Month Ever! Glaciers Imploding! Greta Thunberg Reality Show!
The Climate Apocalypse is coming. Just let Greta Thunberg handle this.
Read More »Dad is Horrified as Public School Convinces Daughter She’s a Boy and He Can’t Stop It
Institutions promote, support, and encourage gender identity crises.
Read More »UK: Gay Cake Row Referred to “Highest Human Rights Court in Europe”
Faggots worldwide are trying really hard to infect cakes with The Gay.
Read More »Canada: Camper Saves Family of 4 From Savage Wolf Attack
Have we forgotten how to be human?
Read More »Amazon’s Facial Recognition Software Can Now Spot Fear
We already know what you're feeling. We'll soon know what you're thinking.
Read More »Bill Gates Wants to Spray Millions of Tonnes of Dust Into the Stratosphere to Stop Global Warming
What year is it? Are we time traveling?
Read More »VIDEO: Students Sign Petition to Ban “Offensive” White Man in Crosswalk Signs
Everything white is racist because the color is racism itself.
Read More »Belgian Teenage Girls Flee Morocco After Being Threatened with Beheading for Wearing Shorts While Volunteering
They are volunteering their frontholes.
Read More »California: 7th Grade Science Teacher Hands Out Gender Identity Graph Explaining His Pronoun to Students
Science teachers teach the Anal Ways nowadays.
Read More »Tanzania: Explosion Kills 60 and Injures 65 After Crowd Tries to Steal Fuel From Truck
They're already so black that they turn LESS black when they burn.
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