Beaner Attacks, Robs 91-Year-Old White Woman in Walmart Parking Lot

These bean creatures get dumber by the minute.

Even when they’re committing a crime that should be easy, like robbing an old person, they still botch the job by leaving their escape vehicle in full view of witnesses (and, presumably, surveillance cameras).

WPTV:

Mary Kennedy is battered, bruised but not broken. She’s now recovering after being attacked and robbed in a Walmart parking lot.

“That’s where I hit the concrete,” said Kennedy, while pointing to her forehead.

At 91-years-old, Kennedy is as tough as nails. Her left arm is completely black and blue, and she’s fighting through the pain after fracturing her pelvis and tailbone.

“He body slammed me down to the concrete and that was it, that was all I knew, I couldn’t get up,” Kennedy said.

Kennedy was loading groceries in her car at the Walmart on Belvedere Road when police say 35-year-old Gilberto Garcia told Kennedy she had a nail in her tire and then stole her purse.

“I lunged at him and tried to get my pocketbook back and he pulled it through my fingers,” she said.

Garcia got away. Kennedy, a life-long Miami Dolphins fan originally refused being taken to the hospital.

Luckily, witnesses were able to take a picture of Garcia’s license plate and he was arrested in less than two hours. Police say he confessed to the whole thing.

Mary Kennedy.