Best Trump Family Member Wins Fake News Lawsuit Against UK Rag

Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
January 28, 2019

I worry about Melania.

When the Deep State arrests Trump over some made up Russia kookspiracy stuff, what’s she going to do? Go home? Would Slovenia extradite her on American charges of being married to a man who Jews hate? I’m not sure. But I’m leaning towards yes. Which sucks.

Because Melania is quickly becoming my favorite member of the Trump family.

I remember on the campaign that Trump promised to loosen up libel laws to allow people to sue the lying media. To my knowledge, this hasn’t happened yet. However, Melania seems to have been quietly waging her own campaign against the media.

She quietly slit the throat of an enemy that spread slander against her. 

Bloomberg Quint:

The Telegraph agreed to pay U.S. First Lady Melania Trump “substantial” damages after running an article in its magazine a week ago that it said included “a number of false statements” and shouldn’t have been published.

The British newspaper said “The Mystery of Melania,” the cover story of its Jan. 19 edition of the magazine, it made erroneous claims about her family and career. The article can no longer be found its website.

In an explanation titled “Melania Trump — An Apology,” the newspaper wrote that the first lady’s father was not “a fearsome presence and did not control the family.” It also said she didn’t leave her studies in design and architecture at university due to an exam, but because she wanted to pursue a career as a model. It also said it inaccurately stated she was “struggling” as a model when she met Donald Trump, now the president.

It corrected the timing of when she met Trump, and when her family arrived in the U.S. The apology also said the story erroneously reported she cried the night her husband was elected president.

“We apologise unreservedly to The First Lady and her family for any embarrassment caused by our publication of these allegations,” the Telegraph article said. “As a mark of our regret we have agreed to pay Mrs. Trump substantial damages as well as her legal costs.”

Wow.

Talk about getting the big W. The epitome of walking softly, but carrying a big stick. Ruler material, I would say.

Which brings me to my main point: Melania should mount a palace coup.

She could overthrow the Jared and Ivanka usurpers and rule as Regent Queen until her son, the Barron, comes of age.

The American people would love everything about this new arrangement, I’m sure of it.

And I think we would see a marked improvement in our country with her getting rid of those two.

You know what you must do, Melania. Strike her down before she can strike you down first.

All we need to do is:

1. Convince Melania to accept her new mission
2. Meme her into power
3. ???
4. Profit

And if you disagree, well then I’d like to hear a better plan going forward.