Bibi Demands All People of Anus Rally Around Israel in Opposition to French Hippies

Do you love gay asshole?

Do you enjoy ramming things up your ass and up the asses of small boys? Do you eat poop?

Well then, my good man, it’s time to sign up and support the Jewish people! If you’re a person of anus, you have only one true ally on the planet, and that is the Chosen Ones, who are at war with the world to defend YOU.

Hamas and Hezbollah hate anal fisting, eating poop, and all of the other fundamental values of Western culture. After they destroy Israel, they plan to march on Europe, to march across the sea into America. They will burn the gay bathhouses, burn the abortion clinics, burn the gender reassignment centers. These people hate everything the West stands for! They hate freedom!

Stand with Israel!

The Guardian:

A call by Emmanuel Macron for a halt in arms supplies to Israel for use in Gaza has been met with an angry rebuttal from the Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu.

The French president’s comments were directed mainly at the US and were part of continuing French efforts to revive its call for a ceasefire in Lebanon.

France provides few arms to Israel but is keen to strengthen its longstanding influence in Lebanon by showing it wants the US to put some genuine pressure on Israel to accept a ceasefire. Washington appeared to mount little diplomatic resistance when Israel – after sending mixed signals – rejected a US-French plan for a 21 day ceasefire in Lebanon announced at the UN in New York nearly a fortnight ago.

In an interview recorded on Monday, but broadcast on Saturday, Macron told France Inter radio: “I think that today, the priority is that we return to a political solution, that we stop supplying weapons to lead the fighting in Gaza.”

France is not supplying them,” he immediately clarified, indirectly turning the spotlight on the US, Israel’s main arms supplier. He also warned about “a resentment that is being born, a hatred that is being fuelled by this”. Lebanon could not be turned into another Gaza, he added.

Repeating his call on Sunday, Macron’s office said he favoured a halt to arms exports for use in Gaza because a ceasefire is needed to stop the mounting violence and “clear the way to the political solutions needed for the security of Israel and the whole Middle East”.

His comments brought a swift response from Netanyahu. “As Israel fights the forces of barbarism led by Iran, all civilised countries should be standing firmly by Israel’s side,” he said in a statement. “Yet, President Macron and other western leaders are now calling for arms embargoes against Israel. Shame on them.”

Macron went off script with this, wow.

But you know, France is like, 40% Islamic. It’s a difficult position to be in.