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If you’re wondering where all this smoke is coming from, look no further than the “Great Canadian Car Fire.”
Canadians have a tradition of setting cars on fire, and it has now gotten completely out of control:
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— Nefes ❤️ 🇹🇷 🇷🇺 🇮🇷 🇨🇳 ❤️ (@sonbahar1938) July 2, 2023
This practice is unethical and wrong, but Trudeau gives the same answer he gives for murdering all those innocent whales: “It’s a vibrant part of first people traditions.”
It makes me sick.
That Trudeau is just a dumb, idiot liberal.
I’m joking, of course. That clip is obviously from the Ukraine war, where autocratic Russians staged a human rights atrocity against a parking lot. Putin’s genociding the cars so he can harvest their catalytic converters and sell them to black people (a group in constant, dire need of catalytic converters).
The old man next store can’t speak, but I showed him the video and he has a message for Putin and his thugs:
The Russia thing is exactly what I want to talk about today. Or rather: I want to talk about another big, northern country that the Ukrainians could have a lot more success fighting a war against.
The US government wanted to send the Ukrainians to fight a war somewhere, so they had them pick a fight with Russia. That seems reasonable enough – Ukraine is right next to Russia (in fact, it used to be a part of Russia), and Russians hate us for our freedoms.
However, at this point, it would seem reasonable to deploy “Zelensky’s Heroes” – a gaggle of Jewish neo-Nazis – to invade Canada.
Frankly, the Russia thing is not really going very well. Russia is too big and powerful of a country to fight with a ragtag band of lovable scamps. Canada, on the other hand, is a very shitty country occupied by fags, and it would be very easy for a butterfingered bunch of neo-Nazi bunglers to deploy in the other Great White North and actually win big.
I wasn’t going to write about the smoke, because no one in America needs to hear about it. I skipped it the first time, but now it’s back and I have to say: it is time for a regime change in Canada.
This is a total outrage.
It’s time for our knuckle-headed Jews to give these Canuckle-heads a knuckle sandwich in the name of the rules-based order.
Protip: global warming is a hoax. Seriously. I think people don’t understand what I mean: it is completely fake. They thought they could get away with it because ice core samples from Antartica show that the earth is in the process of warming, due to a natural cycle of the Sun. Exactly like they blamed the coronavirus for something that was already happening – the flu – they could blame cars and cows for slight temperature rises and do whatever kind of bullshit they want to do. But it really just hasn’t been warming at all.
The Canada forest fires are not because of global warming. Forests all naturally burn. This is not controversial. Everyone knows that forests replenish themselves with fire every once in a while.
Seriously, I can’t believe you didn’t know this.
There is a whole Wikipedia page on it:
Fire ecology is a scientific discipline concerned with natural processes involving fire in an ecosystem and the ecological effects, the interactions between fire and the abiotic and biotic components of an ecosystem, and the role as an ecosystem process. Many ecosystems, particularly prairie, savanna, chaparral and coniferous forests, have evolved with fire as an essential contributor to habitat vitality and renewal. Many plant species in fire-affected environments use fire to germinate, establish, or to reproduce. Wildfire suppression not only endangers these species, but also the animals that depend upon them.
There’s even a “Canada” section:
In Canada, forests cover about 10% of the land area and yet harbor 70% of the country’s bird and terrestrial mammal species. Natural fire regimes are important in maintaining a diverse assemblage of vertebrate species in up to twelve different forest types in British Columbia. Different species have adapted to exploit the different stages of succession, regrowth and habitat change that occurs following an episode of burning, such as downed trees and debris. The characteristics of the initial fire, such as its size and intensity, cause the habitat to evolve differentially afterwards and influence how vertebrate species are able to use the burned areas. The change in forest fire intensity over time has been studied for the period since 1600 in an area of central British Columbia and is consistent with fire suppression since regulation was introduced.
If you showed the “Fire Ecology” Wikipedia page to Dharna Noor of The Guardian, that stupid bitch would probably accuse you of rape and have you imprisoned.
No one will believe you didn’t do it because that Dharna is one bad bitch.
If you were like “no, no, I didn’t rape her – she falsely accused me because I showed her a Wikipedia page!” people would be like “why didn’t you rape her, then? You don’t think she’s hot? What, are you some kinda racist?”
Seriously though – if you found some man talking about how global warming causing wildfires and showed him that Wikipedia page, he’d say “oh, well, maybe they are natural – but cow farts are making it much worse, clearly.”
It’s always these intangible intensifiers when you pin them down.
Remember when they were reporting all these different types of deaths as “coronavirus”? Like if someone died of cancer, and they “tested positive for coronavirus,” they were reported by the government/media as “a coronavirus death.” If you asked them, they would say “well, the virus made the cancer worse.”
I’ve had people tell me this about black IQ being responsible for their education outcomes. They’ll say: “sure, but racism makes it worse.”
You see what I’m saying here? This is important: they always wiggle away with any of these hoaxes. Your argument doesn’t really matter anyway, because you’re not allowed to make it in the public square, while they are broadcasting 24/7.
Britain’s Channel 4 aired a global warming denialism documentary in 2007, and it was one of their most watched documentaries ever at the time. People were very interested. It makes very good television. They’ve done zero follow-ups, and removed it from YouTube. They were also investigated by the government due to complaints that the film was not politically correct.
Here’s the Bitchute upload, for those interested:
Really, it holds up. None of those facts have changed. What we have is more facts, including Climategate – leaked texts showing that the “scientists”
(“Climatology” is not a real science – people who study the weather are called “meteorologists.” A “climatologist” is literally a person studying global warming. It’s a fake science invented by the United Nations. They always tell you “98% of climatologists agree,” and this is like the most retarded shit ever. Who are the 2% who don’t agree? People who want to lose their careers and be told their whole life is a lie? This is L I T E R A L L Y like saying “98% of Catholic priests believe in Jesus.” Who are the 2%??? But yeah – they never tell you what percent of meteorologists believe in global warming. I’m sure some of them do now, but back in the 00s they were all saying it was bullshit and climatology isn’t a real science. Joe Bastardi is a famous meteorologist who became a very vocal global warming denier. There are several of them who have been very public, I can’t think of their names right now and I’m already sick of writing this stupid endless article so I won’t try to figure it out right now, but there are probably some in that documentary. Seriously, bro – look up “meteorology” and then try to figure out why they weren’t the ones to study global warming, and instead the UN created a new form of science.)
It is amazing you people believed that this smoke is in the air because you don’t eat bugs yet and still haven’t saved up enough for a Tesla.
That is like, the stupidest lie ever. It’s almost dumber than “the Ukraine is going to win a war against Russia” or “the coronavirus is exactly like the flu and has the exact same fatality rate – except that you lose your sense of smell, so it’s actually a different and totally new virus.”
Of course, this is the modern era, so we humans can stop fires from starting, because they cause us problems. You have to do “forest management,” and physically remove debris – mostly big logs – from the forest if you don’t want them to eventually burn.
The reason these fires are so huge now is that Canada has been putting them out and not letting the natural process occur.
The USDA has a lot of information about this:
For years, catastrophic wildfires have threatened forests throughout the country. Wildfires have increased in both size and severity, and with them the risks to communities, natural resources, and firefighter safety.
Trees, grass, and shrubs, whether in vast wilderness areas or in the landscaping around our homes, can all fuel wildfires. Even green trees and brush can burn as quickly as dead, dry branches when stressed by drought, disease, or overcrowding.
Active management can promote healthy vegetation, change the way wildfire moves across a landscape, or reintroduce fire as part of the natural ecosystem. Working with states, tribes, and other partners in Shared Stewardship (PDF, 3.6 MB), the Forest Service tries to mitigate the risk of catastrophic wildfire by actively managing the landscape and the fuels upon it. By increasing the spacing between trees and bushes and removing dead and fallen vegetation, we can create a better chance for healthy trees and plants to withstand a wildfire.
It’s really a lot less complicated than some voodoo about eating bugs to please the weather gods. It’s not a secret at all, but somehow, the media doesn’t mention that Canada could have very easily prevented this debacle by removing the debris. If you increase spacing, as the paper says, you don’t need to remove debris at the same rate.
You either do that, or you stop putting them out and just let them burn naturally when they happen. You can’t keep putting them out and letting all that debris build up – or you eventually get what we have now.
Canada should be taken to task.
Imagine a world…
Headline: “World War Erupts as Biden’s Gaffe Reveals Secret Plan for Forestry Regime Change in Canada!”
Hold onto your hats, folks, because things just got even more mind-boggling! In a shocking revelation that could shake the very foundation of international relations, The Daily Stormer uncovers a scandalous twist in the already explosive story of the United States, Ukraine, and Canada teetering on the edge of war. Get ready for the gaffe that exposed a clandestine mission for forestry regime change!
As the United States Army and Ukraine form their unholy alliance to invade Canada, it turns out there’s more to the story than meets the eye. Our insiders have revealed a jaw-dropping motive behind this audacious plan – Canada’s forestry management. And at the heart of it all is none other than a diamond-dealing rabbi who’s just been released from prison!
Yes, you read that right. This diamond-dealing rabbi, known for his eccentricities and unorthodox ideas, has concocted a revolutionary forestry technique that promises to stop the wildfires ravaging Canada’s vast forests. It’s a daring concept that has captured the attention of influential figures within the U.S. government, including President Joe Biden himself.
During a crucial press conference, President Biden, known for his occasional verbal slips, accidentally spilled the beans on the true purpose of the invasion. In a moment of unguarded candor, he mentioned the diamond-dealing rabbi’s name and revealed that the goal of the war is not just conquest, but rather a daring regime change to implement the rabbi’s revolutionary forestry style.
The implications of this revelation are staggering. As tensions escalate, questions arise about the legality, ethics, and hidden agendas behind the operation. Is this diamond-dealing rabbi truly the savior of Canada’s forests, or is there a darker, more sinister plot at play? And what will this mean for the already fragile relationship between the United States, Ukraine, and Canada?
World leaders are left reeling, desperately trying to make sense of this bewildering turn of events. Environmental activists, conspiracy theorists, and curious citizens alike clamor for answers. Can the diamond-dealing rabbi’s unorthodox forestry methods really put an end to the devastating fires? Will regime change in Canada lead to a new era of forestry management?
The world holds its breath as these extraordinary revelations reshape the narrative surrounding the impending conflict. The Daily Stormer will stop at nothing to uncover the truth behind this shocking twist and keep you informed every step of the way. Stay tuned as we peel back the layers of this baffling saga and expose the hidden secrets driving the march to war!
