Biden to Trade Russian Arms Dealer for Gigantic Negroid Slut

The entire Ukraine war is based on Vladimir Putin trying to maintain possession of the largest nigger bitch ever known to man in order to harvest her melanin for use in his strange experiments.

Russia captured the big old bitch when she was arrested at the airport with drugs. That was on February 17th. A week later, he invaded the Ukraine in order to prevent Western attempts to reestablish control of WNBA star Brittany Griner.

Putin believes he can use the famous athlete’s melanin to become a god, the likes of which earth has never known.

“Yakub himself could not conceive of what I plan to become,” Putin is believed to have said, referring to the black scientist who originally invented white people.

Yakub used grafting on the island of Patmos. This is consistent with science.

Here’s a short video explaining the invention of white people.

Here’s a longer video, where a nigger explains that the niggers are gods and rule the world, but are oppressed by whites.

Niggers are well-known to have invented everything, including science.

This has been fully confirmed by that nigger who runs the WHO. Putin knows it, and that’s why he’s trying to use the melanin of Brittney Griner to make himself into a god.

Now, however, John Biden is offering him an offer he can’t refuse.

CNN:

After months of internal debate, the Biden administration has offered to exchange Viktor Bout, a convicted Russian arms trafficker serving a 25-year US prison sentence, as part of a potential deal to secure the release of two Americans held by Russia, Brittney Griner and Paul Whelan, according to people briefed on the matter.

These sources told CNN that the plan to trade Bout for Whelan and Griner received the backing of President Joe Biden after being under discussion since earlier this year. Biden’s support for the swap overrides opposition from the Department of Justice, which is generally against prisoner trades.

Secretary of State Antony Blinken announced Wednesday that the US presented a “substantial proposal” to Moscow “weeks ago” for Whelan and Griner, who are classified as wrongfully detained.

Speaking at a press conference at the State Department, Blinken said Biden was “directly involved” and signed off on the proposal. Although Blinken did not directly confirm Bout was part of the deal, saying he “can’t and won’t get into any of the details of what we proposed to the Russians over the course of so many weeks now,” he said “in terms of the President, of course he was not only directly involved, he signs off on any proposal that we make, and certainly when it comes to Americans who are being arbitrarily detained abroad, including in this specific case.”

Biden is making a move to get this big bitch back. He wants her for his own purposes – which are believed to be sexual in nature, as opposed to scientific.

Sources claim that Biden is interested in “rubbing her up and down and all over.”

Another insider source at the White House stated that Biden plans to “lick her like a lollypop.”

Sources were not able to confirm what kind of music Biden plans to put on when he engages in these sexual acts with the largest African female known to mankind.

However, sources say that Antony Blinken, who is Jewish, was like, “Mr. President Biden, my liege, we can’t do the trade.”

Then Biden started singing:

And Blinken was like “as you will it, m’lord.”

There is some debate among the Congress as to whether when Biden gets ahold of Griner if he should use a condom or if he should hit it raw dawg. Senator Ted Cruz of Cuba claimed on Wednesday that Biden should make a commitment to using a condom when he taps that ass.

However, majority leader Chuck Schumer of Israel argued that “in the rules-based order upon which our democracy stands, President Biden should deliver a creampie.”

Earlier this month, the Supreme Court refused to rule on whether Biden should hit it raw or use a condom.