If Trump makes a Bitcoin strategic reserve and causes $15 trillion to be dumped into it, I will forgive whatever wars he starts for the Jews.
Bitcoin surged to a record high above $106,000 on Monday after President-elect Donald Trump suggested he plans to create a U.S. bitcoin strategic reserve similar to its strategic oil reserve, stoking the enthusiasm of crypto bulls.
Bitcoin, the world’s biggest and best known cryptocurrency, hit a high of $106,533 and last traded up 3.1% at $104,493 at 0857 GMT. Smaller crypto ether rose 1.2% to $3,952.
“We’re in blue sky territory here,” said Tony Sycamore, an analyst at IG. “The next figure the market will be looking for is $110,000. The pullback that a lot of people were waiting for just didn’t happen, because now we’ve got this news.”
I don’t care what that analyst is saying, because I have my own analysts.
But actually, that’s what they’re all saying.
They’re saying $15 trillion, bro.
Nigga, that’s a “T.”
It’s barely $2 trillion now, meaning it would be worth over $700,000 per coin.