Black Crashes Car Into Gas Station, Steals Bananas and Flees

NH Register
January 10, 2014

Black banana man
Nope, no-one to rape here. I’l just eat this banana instead.

Call it the case of the banana-eating bandit.

Police in Connecticut say they’re looking for a man who smashed his vehicle into a gas station in Newington, swiped a banana from a shelf and ate it before leaving early Wednesday morning. Nothing else was taken.

The store’s surveillance video shows a Ford Freestyle with Connecticut license plates backing repeatedly into the store and breaking the glass doors, which set off the burglar alarm at about 2 a.m.

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