We gon cut dat liddle niggas dik off. He be gay, we gon chop dat muthafuka.
Chop-chop, bitch-ass gay nigga – nah u aint got no dik, wat?
Former NBA star Dwyane Wade filed a petition with the Los Angeles Superior Court Thursday to change his 15-year-old son’s name and gender.
The petition, if successful, would change the superstar son’s name, Zion Malachi Airamis Wade, to Zaya Malachi Airamis Wade, according to Spectrum News. The petition says he notified his ex-wife, Siohvaughn Funches, of his decision to file with the court as courtesy, the outlet reports.
This might have just been an excuse to make up more black names. After robbery, rape, murder, and smoking crack, black people’s favorite hobby is making up ridiculous names.
Also note: this is the first time that you’ve ever heard of a father having custody of a son and notifying the mother that he’ll be chopping off the boy’s dick.
Wade told Ellen DeGeneres on her show in February 2020 that his son had come out privately as transgender.
“So once Zaya, our 12-year-old, came home—first Zion, I don’t know if everyone knows, originally named Zion, born as a boy—came home and said, ‘Hey, I want to talk to you guys. I think going forward I’m ready to live my truth. I want to be referenced as ‘she’ and ‘her,’ I would love for you guys to call me Zaya,” Wade said.
That didn’t happen.
The former NBA star said that he and his wife had reached out at the time for more information and support so they could “give [their] child the best opportunity to be herself.”
“Once Zaya came home and said, ‘I want you to call me Zaya and I’m ready to take on this,’ I looked at her and said, ‘You are a leader. And this is our opportunity to allow you to be a voice,’” Wade said during the interview.
Get this: his current wife is posting about this on social media. He mentioned in the interview she is supportive.
Meet Zaya. She's compassionate, loving, whip smart and we are so proud of her. It’s Ok to listen to, love & respect your children exactly as they are. Love and light good people. pic.twitter.com/G2lLVdD2VT
— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) February 11, 2020
I’m gonna go ahead and call it: this bitch came up with the idea to get back at the first wife.
The nigga went along with it because it’s getting him on TV.
Black people are stupid, but I’m a little bit surprised they’re getting in on the “cut my son’s dick off” game.
Most blacks that are gay cover it up, and just suck dick on the down low.