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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
February 1, 2015
Today begins the most important of all months in America: Black History Month AKA Peanut Butter Inception Month.
A day was not enough to contain the glory of the Black race, and a week was much too short, so instead we have an entire month to celebrate the invention of peanut butter, which is one of the most important things which ever happened in human history.
Though peanut butter is the most celebrated of all inventions, most other main inventions were invented by Blacks and stolen by Whites.
These include:
- Computers
- Time travel
- Space ships
- Frog spearing
- Robots
- French bagettes
- Ice cream cake
- Trucks
Blacks also built the pyramids during their era of greatness before White people stopped them from being great with their oppression.
Other great contributions of Blacks to America include peanut butter and Martin Luther King, Jr., a Negro communist who was famous for whoring around on his wife and destroying America.
In 1926, this month began as Negro History Week. In 1976, the Jews realized that peanut butter was one of the world’s best-selling products, and a week was simply not enough to contain the glory. As the years go on, and more and more peanut butter is consumed by unappreciative Whites, calls are increasing to make the entire year a Black History Month.
Black President Forever
The greatness of the people of the peanut reached its ultimate peak in 2008, when a Kenyan national, Barack Obama, somehow became President of America.
Barack Obama is famous for tricking people into a heathcare ponzi scheme, starting a war with Russia, funding terrorism across the planet and being friends with Beyonce and Jay-Z
The Blacks feared at this time that everything from now on would be downhill, but that was proved false when in May of 2013 Gucci Mane released Trap House 3.
This album was not only better than peanut butter, it was better than being President.
Where Martin Luther King, Jr. said “I have a dream of having sex with White women,” and Barack Obama said “these are peaceful protests,” Gucci Mane said:
I told partner bring the presser
Apply some pressure to the Jag
I got a thousand keys uncut, nigga
Guaranteed I make this money stack, nigga
I’m trying to make the money fast, nigga
I’m trying to keep this shit together
I call that boy eggbeater fast
I cook good, but he cook way better
Sipping Coronas with my vato
Me casa you know es su casa
Big cat we used to call el gato
Now GuWop they call me El Chapo nigga
I use to trap out all the bandos
Abandoned homes with boarded windows
Who the fuck that is peaking in my window
Fuck boys know I keep that extendo
With those immortal words we will close this tribute to Blacks.
