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February 9, 2015
In honor of Black history month, we are celebrating what we believe to be some of Black history’s greatest moments. We believe it is necessary to silence all of these evil “racist” White people who falsely claim that there is nothing to celebrate about Black history.
Back in 1991, the United States Senate was set to confirm Clarence Thomas a Black man to a seat on the Supreme Court. Before the confirmation vote, a Black woman and law professor named Anita Hill who previously worked with Thomas claimed that Thomas had sexually harassed her in the early 1980s. She would go on to testify in front of a Senate committee detailing how Thomas bragged to her about the size of his penis and his ability to give oral sex to women. She also claimed that he made strange remarks about pubic hair on coke cans.
Even though that alone would qualify as a noteworthy moment in Black history, it was testimony from Hill about Thomas’s pornographic viewing habits that made this a truly great moment in Black history. According to Hill, Thomas was particularly interested in a Black male pornographic film star named Long Dong Silver who was endowed with an 18 inch penis.
Thomas would eventually get confirmed to the Supreme Court, but it is Long Dong Silver’s work in the pornographic film industry that is truly the stuff of Black history legend. His work in such films as Beauty and the Beast, Long Dong Silver and Electric Blue 1 and 3 conclusively proved that Black men have on average a penis that is three times the size of White men. By exposing Silver’s work to a broader American audience, both Hill and Thomas convinced many White women that they should have sex with many different Black men because of their much larger penis size.
Some misguided cranks among the radical fringe of “racist” White nationalists claim that Silver’s penis was a prosthetic and he did not actually have an 18 inch penis. None of these kooks have been able to prove this wild conspiracy theory and have all been widely discredited by credible Jewish scholars and media pundits.
Jew sexologist Dr. Hiram Faggotberg agrees stating, “I’ve watched Long Dong Silver’s entire movie collection and it is absolutely shocking to me that anyone would suggest that Mr. Silver’s 18 inch penis isn’t real.”
Silver’s contributions to the world of pornography have proved to all that Black men have a much larger penis size than White men. If it was not for Hill and Thomas, the reality of the big Black “muh dik” might still be considered a myth. That is why Silver’s pornographic film contributions and their subsequent exposure to mainstream American audiences by way of Thomas and Hill represent a truly great moment in Black history.
