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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is embroiled in a bombshell harassment scandal after bombarding The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg with graphic images and abusive messages – all stemming from Goldberg’s accidental inclusion in a top-secret Yemen war planning chat.
The shocking breach occurred when Goldberg, America’s most respected national security journalist, was mistakenly added to a high-level Pentagon strategy session. But the real scandal erupted after Goldberg’s removal, when the nation’s top defense official began a relentless campaign of harassment against the journalist.
“Secretary Hegseth started flooding my phone with vile memes, pornographic content, and threatening emoji combinations,” Goldberg told colleagues. “This wasn’t just unprofessional – it was an abuse of power from the man who controls our nuclear codes.”
Insiders describe increasingly disturbing messages from the Pentagon’s highest office:
• 3 AM dick pic blasts captioned “PRESS SECRETARY”
• Classified memes doctored with Goldberg’s face
• Hundreds of eggplant/peach emojis after every Atlantic article
NATIONAL SECURITY EXPERTS HORRIFIED
“This goes beyond harassment – it’s a counterintelligence nightmare,” warned former CIA Director John Brennan. “Our enemies are laughing their asses off that the SecDef behaves like a drunk Twitch streamer.”
WHITE HOUSE IN DAMAGE CONTROL
President Trump Jr. initially defended his Pentagon chief: “Pete’s just owning the libs in his own special way.” But after seeing the messages, even Fox & Friends hosts were stunned silent.
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