Brandon Lost in the Garden

Joe Brandon on Monday appeared to get lost in the woods during a tree-planting ceremony on the South Lawn of the White House. The staff had to come and help him figure out where he was.

“Where are we going?”, Brandon asked.

He is told he should go back to the White House, and responds by asking “what if I want to go that way?”

A concerned member of the staff can then be heard saying to another agent, “his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti. He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting.”

Biden then interjects with “yeah, I notice how much freedom I have.”

This suggests that he’s basically being kept as a slave in the White House, and all he really wants to do is go dodder around like other old men. He is shocked to have the freedom to roam around in the woods after having been granted permission by the staff.