Coward Musk fails once again as badass evil judge humiliates him beyond repair.
If Elon was not such a complete failure at life, he would go down to Brazil and jump three times on the judge’s head and cause him to go flying into a pit of lava.
However, Elon Musk cannot do anything right.
You ain’t no Mario, bruv.
Brazilians are set to regain access to X after a supreme court judge lifted a ban introduced nearly six weeks ago as a result of Elon Musk’s failure to comply with the South American country’s laws.
X was blocked in Brazil, where it had more than 22 million users, at the end of August in what was the culmination of a months-long arm wrestle between the network’s billionaire owner and the Brazilian supreme court.
The immediate trigger for the ban was Musk’s failure to name a local representative and pay millions of dollars worth of fines. But the backdrop was a long-running and politically charged battle between the outspoken tech billionaire and Brazil’s top court, which was trying to combat the dissemination of far-right misinformation and anti-democratic content on the social network.
Experts and Brazilian authorities partly blamed the spread of such incendiary online content for the far-right riots that rocked Brasília in January 2023.
Musk – who has aligned himself with far-right figures including Brazil’s former president Jair Bolsonaro – reacted angrily to August’s ban. He called one supreme court judge, Alexandre de Moraes, a dictator and “Voldemort” and posted a meme of a dog dangling its private parts in the face of another animal as a sign of his revolt.
But in recent days Musk appears to have backed down, paying 28.6m reais (£3.9m) in fines and naming a Brazilian lawyer as X’s local representative, as required by the country’s laws.
Given those steps, Moraes wrote that he ordered the “end of the suspension and authorise[d] the immediate return of X’s activities in Brazil” in a legal decision issued on Tuesday.
This is like just letting Bowser go ahead and ravish Princess Peach while Mario stands there watching.
The real Mario would never let something like that happen. But Elon Musk was never the real Mario, he just wanted people to believe he was a good jumper.