California: 3 Dead and 1 Seriously Injured After Cybertruck Crashes and Catches Fire

Elon Musk should make Tesla-branded suicide machines. Suicide is a really big industry now, and Tesla is a lot better at killing people than they are at ripping off Chinese technologies.

AP:

Three people were killed and one seriously injured early Wednesday when a Tesla Cybertruck crashed and caught fire in Northern California, officials said.

Piedmont Police Chief Jeremy Bowers said speed was likely a factor in the single-vehicle collision, but he added that authorities would continue to investigate the circumstances of the tragedy.

The Cybertruck’s occupants had been driving back from a “function” around 3:10 a.m. Wednesday, but Bowers would not give additional details. Someone who also had been at the function, but was driving in a separate car, was able to pull the surviving victim out of the Cybertruck.

The Cybertruck, which has been on sale for about a year, has been recalled six times for safety problems, most recently on Nov. 5 because a fault in an electric inverter can cause the drive wheels to lose power.

The Tesla suicide machine could be called “Tesla’s Ender,” and the slogan could be “We’ll Burn You Alive.”

No one would doubt them.