Californian Pavement Chimp Shoots His Fat Coalmistress, Then Himself

Tiko Leal.

Now that’s what I call a good outcome.

No honest person has ever lamented the death of a 300 lb mudshark.

The suicide was just a bonus, really.

10News:

Authorities have identified the victim and suspect after a man and a woman were found dead in a San Marcos home Monday.

The Medical Examiner identified the victim as Michelle Johnson, 43, and Tiko Leal, 49, as the suspect.

Deputies were called to the home on the 1000 block of Lanza Court early Monday morning after receiving reports of unknown trouble.

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After entering the home, Johnson and Leal were found unresponsive with trauma to their bodies, according to the department. Both were pronounced dead at the scene.

According to the department, there are no outstanding suspects.

Michelle Johnson.