Cambridge Students Accused of Gassing Jews with Words

Wherever I go, I must also gas.

Well, it looks like another unforgivable act of anti-Semitism has occurred in England’s green and pleasant land – this time at the prestigious University of Cambridge.

There is no evidence that it actually happened, of course, but that doesn’t matter – it happened.

Because Jews never lie.

The Telegraph:

The Master of a Cambridge College has admitted she caused ‘dismay and hurt’ to Jewish students over a ‘misleading’ investigation into an anti-Semitic attack.

Christ’s College apologised on Thursday for its handling of a complaint by two Jewish students subjected to abuse by members of the college’s sporting societies.

The college initially insisted it could find no evidence that the Jewish students were racially abused and dismissed their claims.

But it was forced to review the case after the attack was highlighted by The Telegraph amid accusations of a cover up.

Yeah, claims tend to get dismissed when they’re lacking evidence.

But we’re not talking about a claims against white people and other cattle here, we’re talking about claims against God’s chosen people – and that demands a complete re-opening of the investigation.

The students were attacked on October 28 as they walked past the graduate union building in Cambridge where Christ’s College’s Marguerites and Hippolytans Societies had been staging a party.

The victims were pushed and subjected to abusive comments including “dirty Jews, you don’t belong here” and “Jews get out of here.”

Seriously, though, claiming that students shouted “Jews get out of here” at you is a little more innovative than spraying a swastika on your bedroom door and blaming others for it [Editor’s Note: Is it tho?]. But it’s still almost certainly made-up.

The University of Cambridge is the best university in the UK. No students are going to jeopardize their placements by committing the most evil crime in existence (verbally gassing Jews) in a small, centralized campus where news spreads quickly.

After studying CCTV footage, two Christ’s College students were disciplined for “swearing and physical aggression” but the much more serious charge of anti-Semitism was dropped.

The college insisted that because there was no audio recording it could not show the attack was racially motivated.

If there was no audio recording, how could the two students be disciplined for swearing?

Also, why is swearing a disciplinary issue among university students?

Are these students 12 years old?

Christ’s College, Cambridge: zero tolerance for potty mouths since 1505.

On Thursday, Christ’s condemned its own students for refusing to confess.

The college said: “It is deeply regrettable that no member of the sporting societies has come forward to admit responsibility for the abuse.

“In the light of this and the fact that the College has concluded that there probably was substance to the students’ complaint, it has decided that, unless those responsible admit the abuse, the ban on the societies holding social events out of College will remain in place until October 2019.”

So, because no students came forward and confessed to saying mean things about Jews, the university has banned its societies from holding events outside of the campus.

Wow.

You know, student societies really like holding events outside of the campus. It’s kind of their thing.

If there weren’t any anti-Semites at the university before this event, I guarantee that there are some now.

A new sun rises over the fields of Cambridge…