Canada: Bank Robber Gets His Getaway Bike Stolen While Trying to Rob a Bank


The virgin attempted bank robber

This could be the single time a black ever stopped a crime.

Kudos to him.

CBC News:

Hamilton police say they’re looking for two suspects after a male had his bike stolen while attempting to rob a bank on Dec. 18.

The would-be bank robber tried to escape after his attempted bank robbery in the Hamilton Mountain went south, only to find his bike had been stolen, police said in a news release.


The chad bike thief

Police say officers responded around 12:30 p.m. on Dec. 18 to an attempted robbery at a BMO bank on Upper Paradise Road.

A male entered the bank, wearing a long scarf over his head, sunglasses and a surgical mask, leaving the bike he arrived on outside, police said.

The suspect went up to the bank teller, “passed a note demanding cash,” police said, and threatened the employee, suggesting he had a weapon.

The suspect was then confronted by other bank employees and left the bank “empty-handed,” police said.

He exited the bank and went to get his bike, but another male had stolen it, police said. With no other choice, the male who attempted to rob the bank fled south on Upper Paradise, on foot, the release added.

The racial situation in white countries was already cartoonish.

Now we are reaching new levels of “beyond cartoonish.”

The guy probably used a bike because his car got stolen. It happens a lot in Canada these days.