CIA Issues Cute Valentine’s Day Message to a Nation of Love

The CIA posted a cute poem on Twitter for Valentine’s Day.

It really made me feel special and I’m glad the CIA loves me and cares for me.

The are really sweet people.

Glenn Greenwald should take the olive branch and realize that the CIA is friendly and loves us.

I for one accept the love of the CIA and hope that some day I think John Brennen is really a true romantic.

His girl is a really lucky lady.