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Saying Trump was in the Epstein files was an obvious lie. We all know what kind of women Trump is into. His taste is… not similar to Epstein’s. Trump has an entire list of sex scandals, and none of them were with women under 25, I don’t even know if any of them were under 30, so he wouldn’t be doing it for fun.
Most people weren’t doing it for fun, of course (with the single confirmed exception I’m aware of being Prince Andrew). Most of these people went to Epstein Island to have themselves filmed with underage girls so that the Mossad had blackmail on them, which meant they could get massive career advancements. I don’t know how many people actually get that point, despite how obvious it is: if you want advancement in this system, which is totally corrupt and based exclusively on nepotism, the only real way of getting that advancement is to give blackmail material to the Mossad or some other group of powerful Jews.
Trump never had any reason to do that. He was already rich. And further, if that existed, he would not be bucking Bibi Netanyahu in the way he has been recently. (Whether that bucking goes anywhere – and I don’t think it will, frankly – is irrelevant, because if Bibi had the tapes, he would just do whatever Bibi wants, in the way literally everyone else in the US government does. And before “you use ‘literally’ too liberally, okay, so let’s exclude Thomas Massie, whose wife died mysteriously, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is a woman, and I guess Matt Gaetz, who actually went public when the Mossad was trying to wrap him up in a blackmail scandal.)
To believe Trump was in the Epstein files, you would have to not understand that the whole thing was about blackmail, not sex. Or it just wouldn’t make any sense. Elon was just on drugs, as usual, and thought he could manipulate QAnon people into siding with him against Trump, apparently as part of a plan to get some number of GOP Congressmen and Senators to side with Democrats and impeach Trump and replace him with Vance. Even if 100% of QAnon boomers believed the Epstein hoax, the plan would be completely retarded, because getting the Senate to vote for impeachment is virtually impossible, and certainly couldn’t be done now.
Maybe Elon will invent some new strategy. But that seems unlikely. He can manipulate the Twitter algorithm to make a significant portion of online Republicans hate Trump. He could probably also manipulate Fox News to make offline Republicans hate Trump. If I were Trump, I’d be pretty concerned about Elon doing this, and would have made a pretty big effort to keep him on sides.
But, if Trump is playing 5D chess, or 2D chess, or like, Guess Who?, he can easily ask: what does turning a bunch of Republicans against Trump actually accomplish in terms of Elon’s long game?
Obviously, Elon’s long game is to create conditions in America where there is enough money laying around to fund his stupid child’s dream of colonizing Mars. That’s why he’s obsessed with the budget. I mean, there are other reasons to be concerned about the budget, but that’s Elon’s thing. I mean, figure it out, but I think it’s goofy to talk about people having secret agendas when there isn’t even any proof (most people are actually pretty frank about their agendas; even if they don’t talk about them in public all the time, they publish stuff about them). And “go to live on Mars” is Elon’s stated agenda, it’s on all of his shirts, and he says that’s why America needs a balanced budget, and he markets it as an important way to… stop the Chinese people from eating all the pangolins or whatever. Oh, and Pop Mart is going to completely decimate the American toy industry. If we don’t beat them to Mars.
The Democrats obviously aren’t going to even entertain “fiscal responsibility.”
They also have a less than enthusiastic view of space travel.
You all remember this one, right?
No, you don’t. No one remembers that. I mean, even the people who were alive when the Jews were spamming it don’t remember it. I only know about it because boomers cite it as the primary symbol of the way blacks are holding back civilization. Because boomers don’t want to talk about Jews and think that black lives matter is an organic movement and that it would be literally impossible to just send the cops to tell blacks they have to stop whining and get jobs. Boomers can’t explain how blacks were literally slaves for hundreds of years. They just say all of a sudden blacks somehow got a bunch of political power (something they previously hadn’t ever even thought about) and then when they got that power they used it to prevent space travel. So they use that song as an example of how blacks are holding us back from stabbing up the guts of Dejah Thoris. Because boomers also only ever think about “getting lucky” with “hot chicks” when they aren’t thinking about how blacks took over.
Though to be fair, it’s hard to think about Dejah Thoris without thinking about sex.
I just don’t understand why they’re thinking about her in the first place.
Although I am not a whiny nigger, my interest in space travel is about the same as the whiny nigger in the above spoken word piece no one remembers. Whenever I hear an adult talking about an interest in space travel, I immediately peg him as a child in a man’s body, and I am always right. Serious adults are not interested in space travel. That is, they are not interested in it beyond the great body of science fiction works we all love. When someone talks about space travel as something that could or should happen in real life, coming at me with something like “so how long do you think it will take us to get a habitable colony on Mars?” is not different to me than if a man asks “so why didn’t the king send surgeons and scientists instead of horsemen to put Humpty Dumpty back together?”
If you ask a young American male about space travel, he’s going to say something like: “Nigger, I can’t even get a woman to have sex with me. I live with my parents. I can’t even afford a last gen video card. Is there easy pussy and free video cards on Mars? Because if there’s not, please don’t ever talk to me again.”
This isn’t a serious agenda. But it is Musk’s agenda. For whatever reason. He also wants to put computer chips in people’s brains for some reason, presumably to turn them into mindless drones who stop thinking about sex and video games and instead develop a psychopathic obsession with going to Mars (where there is literally nothing but useless rocks).
But, insofar as anyone is going to go along with a space travel agenda, it is going to be war-obsessed boomer dickheads who think the Chinese are going to race them to Mars and then… keep all of the useless rocks for themselves?
“The communist Chinese government has just announced that it is keeping all of the useless rocks on Mars and will not be sharing them with anyone out of fear that the rocks could be used for homosexual purposes” sounds like a nightmare that Marco Rubio might have. So this is literally Musk’s only demographic, beyond his own tech people (who in general, seem more concerned about implanting everyone with brain chips than with invading outer space).
All of this is to say: Elon’s primary objective should be going along with whatever economic growth plan Donald Trump has, regardless of what it does to the national budget, because this is better than nothing, and more importantly, it is the only path to getting his real man, JD Vance, into office.
I think Elon also wants to become some kind of King of America. Again, I don’t want to chase secret agendas, but there is a lot of circumstantial evidence that he has this kind of dream. Certainly, he’s said he wants to be dictator of Mars, and if America is the engine he wants to use to get to Mars, it would make sense to become dictator of America first. Vance’s centrist populism and clear submissiveness (blackmail driven, we’d have to assume) to Silicon Valley and Elon in particular again implies Vance is the man for Elon’s plan.
Who knows what happens next. I don’t make predictions. But if I had to guess, I’d guess we’re going to see total deescalation and some kind of coming back together on some informal level. I think Trump and his people are clever enough to have gamed this out, which is why Trump hasn’t gone nuclear, as he normally would have. He knew Elon was likely to eventually realize he doesn’t have the cards to win, but at the same time he didn’t want Elon dumping the cards he does have (i.e., using Twitter and his wealth to cause Trump very serious problems).
Note that this is a really unique Trump feud. Trump usually goes totally nuclear on anyone over anything, and this time he let Elon go nuclear while saying “well, I guess he’s doing that, maybe he’s mad about some subsidies, I don’t really know, but okay.” Because Trump knew the only thing Elon could do was make a big mess, and didn’t want to pressure him into that, when he knew that when some of the drugs wore off, Elon would realize making a mess doesn’t help him any more than it hurts Trump.
But, I don’t know. I don’t really care. I don’t really see any good outcomes here.
I don’t even know why I bothered typing this. I’m not even supposed to be working on this site. I have all these books in the pipe. Imagine if I finish them all at once and just release like 12 books on one day. There are about 12 of them that are 85% done.
But here I am.
I just can’t take all the bad takes.
I’d hoped I’d put out enough good takes over the years that I’d trained all the people who copied my takes to do their own takes in my style. Instead, all the people who copied my takes are spouting gibberish, most of which doesn’t even make sense, the rest of which is obviously wrong.
There’s only one guy with takes that matter, and he’s a fat Irish retard who claims to eat gay ass. I forget his name. I think it’s “Charlie O’Hannigan.” But he’s the smartest guy on the internet and he’s got great taste in sunglasses, but he’s also Irish, fat, and gay – in that order.
(I haven’t watched this yet, but I would imagine I agree with it. I denounce anything I don’t agree with.)
Sam Hyde too. But is he really even Irish? He’s definitely not gay.
Gotten pretty fat though, frankly.
