Creepy-Ass Cracker “JD Vance” Supports Jews Launching Preemptive Wars Against “Bad Guys”

James Bowman, a creepy-ass cracker who goes by the false name “JD Vance,” is saying Israel can do whatever they want to everyone.

He referred to Iranians as “the bad guys” like a stupid fat child would do. Is the Ayatollah just like Tex Hex, you freak? Do you think he has wizard powers? Are you going to become an astronaut so you can fight him, you fat baby?

Who says “bad guys”?

Bowman had a debate last night with some other weirdo where he made these offensive statements.

RT:

The US should support Israel in its retaliation against Iran, even if it includes a preemptive strike, Donald Trump’s vice presidential pick, J.D. Vance, said during a televised debate on CBS News on Tuesday.

Vance, a Republican senator from Ohio, faced his Democratic opponent, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz on live TV only hours after Iran fired nearly 200 missiles at Israel, marking a significant escalation in Middle East tensions.

Asked by a moderator if he would back an preemptive Israeli strike on Iran, Vance reaffirmed Washington’s long-standing support for the Jewish state. 

“Look, it is up to Israel what they think they need to do to keep their country safe, and we should support our allies wherever they are when they’re fighting the bad guys. That’s the right approach to the Israel question,” Vance replied.

Bowman became famous after people noticed that his pudgy little piglet face is creepy and fucked up. People would post pictures of his expressive dough-like face as a reaction on Twitter and Facebook.

Many people claimed that his face was so disconcerting that posting it as a reaction was akin to posting gore.

“His face looks like if he cut himself shaving, gelatinous black ooze would start pouring out. It’s like something out of a Cronenberg film,” said one educated person.

Bowman capitalized on the fame by writing a book about having sex with a sofa, which was later made into a gay porno by Ron Howard.

Despite his face, the fame and money allowed Bowman to score some top-shelf pussy.

Donald Trump later picked him as his running mate because his weird son, Don Jr., thought it would be funny.

Following his hyperreal ascension to the frontlines of American politics, Bowman grew a beard and rebranded as “scared Mogwai.”

Although the rebranding has been praised as “less repulsive,” critics fear that younger audiences will not understand the reference to the 1984 film and its 1990 sequel. Others fear that Bowman looks too much like Mogwai, with one prominent person saying “this faggot used to look like a spokesperson for NAMBLA and now he looks like something an old Irish drunk in a fedora would buy at a shady Chinese pet shop in a candlelit basement.”

Bowman is fixated with Jews, for reasons he has failed to explain. Given his disreputable nature, it is likely that he is being blackmailed. However, it could all be part of some elaborate prank.