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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
November 4, 2016
It’s the law.
Assange says we don’t have permission to win.
The thing here is:
We haven’t asked for anyone’s permission.
Let’s start with the issue that is most important to Daily Stormer readers in this darkest hour before the Don: that pro-Trump Chinese monkey.
It turns out, this just isn’t any old Chinese monkey. This is the MONKEY KING, and he apparently has magical powers.
A Chinese monkey has tipped Donald Trump for the US presidency, a tourism park said, after the creature successfully predicted the winner of football’s European Championship final earlier this year.
Known as Geda — which means knots or goose bumps — is the latest in a series of purportedly psychic animals that have popped up around the world since Paul the Octopus correctly predicted multiple 2010 World Cup matches.
The simian seer, wearing a yellow shirt emblazoned with his title, was given a chance to pick between life-sized cut-outs of Republican Trump and his Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton.
After “deliberate thought” the mystic monkey chose Trump, Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park said Thursday in a statement on its website. Without even waiting, he congratulated the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips.
The five-year-old simian correctly predicted Portugal would win the 2016 European football championship in July, two days before Cristiano Ronaldo’s side prevailed 1-0, online news portal ifeng.com reported at the time.
Then, the monkey was presented with the national flags of Portugal and France with bananas on both. It finally walked towards the national flag of Portugal and ate a banana there, the report said.
So screw the polls.
I’m going with this monkey.
The biggest story today was the satanic ritual wikileaks, which may be tied to child trafficking and pedophilia. wew. But we’ve got a good separate article up about that.
Also, the Democrats are coming at Comey – literally demanding he resign.
Talk about desperation.
What they don’t understand is that if Comey is forced to resign, he will just go underground, where he can do even more damage.
The FBI has said there may be a terrorist attack before the election.
Al-Qaeda may be planning pre-Election Day attacks on Monday in New York, Texas and Virginia.
US intelligence officials have alerted joint terrorism task forces of the threat, whose credibility was still being assessed, sources told The Post.
Specific sites that may be targeted in the three states were not mentioned in the threat, the source said.
“The counterterrorism and homeland security communities remain vigilant and well-postured to defend against attacks here in the United States,” a senior FBI official told CBS News.
“The FBI, working with our federal, state and local counterparts, shares and assesses intelligence on a daily basis and will continue to work closely with law enforcement and intelligence community partners to identify and disrupt any potential threat to public safety,” the official said.
Not sure what to make of that.
It could be just a straightforward thing, of course.
But if there were a terrorist attack, it could shut down elections. I mean, even a Boston Bombing-tier situation could do that. They could say “oh well, people are afraid to go to the polls, we have to postpone.”
Also a bombing of a polling station on Tuesday would obviously totally shut down elections. And I absolutely wouldn’t put it past the Jews to stage something like that at this point. These people are freaking out.
Hopefully, whether it is hajis or kikes, the TRUMPLAND wing of the FBI is able to shut it down.
This is America, faggots. And America is TRUMPLAND.
Anything can happen now.
Here’s a question for you: if only Mexicans were allowed to vote in the 2016 US Presidential election, who would win?
Hillary Clinton is the top choice for president in many countries, but none as high as those in Latin America, according to a new global survey.
Ipsos said Friday that the Democrat’s top support comes from Mexico and other nations south of the border:
— Mexico, 86 percent.
— Colombia, 82 percent.
So then – I guess that explains why Democrats want only Mexicans to vote, huh?
These people actually want a Mexico-type situation. They can still rule.
The Mexican President is White.
Sears catalog-tier family, tbh fam
And Jews overwhelmingly control everything in Mexico.
And they were all so close to reaching their dream of a non-White country ruled by criminals and Jews.
But there was one man who stood in their way.
ONE MAN.
AND ALSO ONE FROG.
Oh, and also one other man kinda helped.
Now they’re freaking out.
The tides have turned.
Hillary Clinton’s supporters nervously eyed opinion polls showing the Democrat with a tenuous lead over Republican rival Donald Trump on Thursday as the White House candidates raced through vital battleground states in a late search for votes.
The race for the Oval Office has tightened significantly in the past week, as several swing states that Trump must win shifted from favoring Clinton to toss-ups, according to the Reuters/Ipsos States of the Nation project.
The project, a survey of about 15,000 people every week in all 50 states plus Washington, D.C., found the two candidates were now tied in Florida and North Carolina and that Clinton’s lead in Michigan had narrowed so much the state was too close to call. Ohio remained a dead heat, with Pennsylvania now tilting to Clinton.
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“I’m worried that Trump may win,” said Nancy Dubs, 83, a retiree in Pittsburgh, who said she was voting for Clinton. “I think it’s maybe time to have a female president.”
That quote right there sums up Clinton’s entire White support base.
“It’s time for a woman President because it’s current year.”
For Clinton supporters, it has been a quick shift from confidence to anxiety.
“I think all of us are a little bit nervous,” said Rajnandini Pillai, a professor at California State University at San Marcos, who plans to back Clinton. “It seemed pretty much in the bag a couple weeks ago.”
HANG THE DJ!
AND BY “DJ” WE MEAN SEAN HANNITY!
HANNITY GETS A STATUE IN WASHINGTON!
President Barack Obama, on the third day of a multi-state campaign trek for Clinton, adopted a sense of urgency before a raucous crowd at Florida International University.
“You have the chance to shape history,” Obama said. “There are times where history is … moveable. Where you can make things better or worse. This is one of those moments.”
Yeah, he’s definitely losing it.
Monkey King done lost his shit, brah.
Seriously watch this clip.
I’ve never seen a politician lose their shit like that unless they were confronted directly by Alex Jones.
Barack Obama lost control of a Hillary Clinton crowd in Fayetteville, North Carolina on Friday as it began to boo a protester.
The president was criticizing Donald Trump when the crowd turned against an “elderly” Trump supporter.
Obama repeatedly tried to get the focus off the protester and back on him, but failed.
“Hold up, hold up,” he said as the crowd booed.
Between smiles and stern looks, Obama finally snapped at his audience.
“Hey everybody, everybody, hey!” he yelled, growing increasingly impatient.
“Listen up! Hey! I told you to be focused and you’re not focused right now!” he shouted, pointing at the crowd.
“Listen to what I’m saying! Hold up!” he continued as the audience ignored him and continued chanting.
“Hold up!” he said several more times as the crowd continued to focus on the protester.
“Everybody sit down and be quiet. Everybody sit down and be quiet for a second. Now listen up! I’m serious, listen up!”
AYO HOL UP.
Bad news, Monkey King.
There’s a new Monkey King in town.
Seriously though, if we would have elected Geda President in 2008, we wouldn’t have all of these problems.
Ah but then. If we didn’t have all these problems, we wouldn’t have Trump.
It’s the circle of life.
Death. Rebirth. Repeat.
And now.
Now, dear brothers.
Now is the time to be born again.
Speaking of freakouts (which we were speaking of), a bunch of kike and kiked-out celebrities just made another goofy video attacking Trump.
RACISM, GOYIM – TRUMP IS A RACIST, AND HE’S HITLER – YOU HAVE TO ELECT THE PSYCHO GRANNY WHO’S ON THE VERGE OF INDICTMENT BY THE FBI FOR RUNNING A GIGANTIC INTERNATIONAL CONSPIRACY.
The Funny or Die video, filled with oh-so-clever use of profanity (DON’T CUT YOURSELF ON THAT EDGE) stars and was put together by Rachel Bloom, a Canadian Eskimo.
Oh wait no, sorry – she’s a kike.
Another coincidence.
Speaking of ratlike kikes – where is our favorite ratlike kike, Anthony Weiner?
He’s in a sex clinic, riding horses.
This horse’s ass is getting touchy-feely with a new partner.
As this exclusive Post photo shows, Anthony Weiner spent Friday morning getting a dose of “equine therapy’’ for his sex addiction at The Recovery Ranch at Nunnelly, Tenn., a tony woodsy respite for deep-pocketed patrons.
The perverted former Queens pol wore a bright-blue riding helmet, green T-shirt, blue jeans and sneakers as he saddled up his poor animal and hopped aboard, accompanied by a blonde.
Enjoy that horseride, Weiner.
Because there are no horserides at Guantanamo Bay.
And I know a guy whose pledged to bring back waterboarding – and a lot worse.
We are so close now.
My entire body is resonating with divine vibrations of some sort.
Get ready to vote.
Four days, people.
Do not stop the shitposting.
Whatever you do.
All weekend long.
Twitter, Facebook, comments sections. Spread the memes. Make sure the energy is so overwhelming, no one can even imagine Trump losing.
This is a spiritual battle.
It goes beyond mortal flesh.
And we are going to win it.
Hail Victory.
