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Daily Stormer
September 29, 2018
Streetshitters are finally #1 at something other than streetshitting
Selfie deaths are a thing – and a very funny thing at that.
The fact that the vast majority of these happen to streetshitters is proof that not only does God exist, but that He also reads the Daily Stormer on a regular basis.
Or maybe He just hates the newest Windows OS…
A female tourist on safari in Zimbabwe died as a result of injuries sustained from an elephant she got close to while trying to take a selfie photo with the animal.
The 49-year-old German woman, whose name was not released, had gotten out of the car her group was in after spotting a herd of elephants on Wednesday, BBC reported. The vacationers were touring Mana Pools National Park in Zimbabwe.
Not a streetshitter this time, but a dumb thot – so it’s still good.
The fact that this retarded bitch even made it to 49 shows how desperately Germany needs a proper eugenics program.
Tinashe Farawo, a representative from the country’s Parks and Wildlife Management Authority, told AP that “we are always asking people to stay away from wild animals; they should keep a safe distance.”
LOL
Even a nigger could figure it out.
Fun fact: Bangladeshis are also streetshitters, just a different sub-species
The Indian state of Orissa has had a problem with selfie-related, elephant-inflicted deaths, too. Sandeep Tripathy, the state’s chief wildlife warden, told the BBC in January the government was planning to “organize mock drills and special campaigns in sensitive districts to raise awareness” about the dangers of wild elephants.
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“Death by animal during selfie” is an increasingly common danger for tourists. A man in the in the Nabarangpur district of Odisha in India was mauled to death in May by an injured bear while trying to take a selfie with the animal, and in 2015, officials at the United States’ Yellowstone National Park had to take action after five incidents of tourists being gored by bison during selfies.
“Death by animal during selfie” might sound like something from The Onion at first glance – until you realize it’s been years since The Onion’s been able to come up with something this funny.
Oh, and here’s the one with the bear:
=))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Notice how the other streetshitters just do nothing about.
Or maybe they’re cheering on the bear, I dunno, I don’t speak streetshitterish.
