Thank you all for the support you have already shown for our diaper drive at the DNC, benefitting local and immigrant families here in Chicago! We’ll continue to represent your beliefs here with the delegates 🤗 pic.twitter.com/szIMFB2erA
— Democrats For Life (@demsforlife) August 20, 2024
Previously: Planned Parenthood Offers Free Abortions and Vasectomies in Truck Parked Outside DNC
Have you heard of “destination weddings”? I only recently heard about this when some millennial loser invited me to [tropical country] for their wedding. I was confused for a minute, I thought he was asking me to come meet him on his honeymoon to hang out, since he knows I travel, and maybe thought I would be in the area. But he’s like no, I’m literally having my wedding in [tropical country] and we’re inviting all our friends and family. I had heard of “destination weddings” in some news article or something, but I didn’t realize normal people were doing it. Apparently, it is something a lot of people do now.
There’s a lot I could say about that concept. A lot. I could talk about millennials and how they are such losers that they think their wedding is the pinnacle of their adult life, something akin to a major career achievement, such as becoming the CEO. I could talk about the gall of millennials to expect their friends and family to pay close to a thousand dollars in travel fees, each, just to attend their opulent and self-important display. It is the height of feminism to spend all of this money on a woman’s “dreams,” and it takes it to the next level to demand others spend money. There are many other things I could say.
You thought destination weddings were over-the-top, and then you heard about destination abortions.
It’s possible that the Planned Parenthood “Destination: Abortion” truck outside of DNC is the first instance of a destination abortion. I’m not familiar with this having previously been a thing. But this truck is set up so people can plan their abortion around the celebration of the Kamala Harris ascendancy to presidency.
I see no reason why destination abortions won’t take off. They will probably start putting abortion clinics at Disney resorts and San Diego hotels. Women planning spring break need to have an abortion before the festivities so they don’t get double-pregnant with two little niglets from different bucks.
“One of my favorite abortions was outside the DNC during the historic nomination of the first Indian-Black Female Presidential Candidate” is something that childless millennial women will be telling others of their ilk when they are in their sixties, living in pods in highrise condos in burned out Midwestern shitholes, condos they can’t leave because it’s Mogadishu outside, but that’s okay because there’s a Starbucks on the 9th floor terrace where they get together with their girlfriends.
Pro-life advocates are counterprogramming the mobile truck offering free abortions and vasectomies outside the DNC by providing mothers with free diapers.
Planned Parenthood had the mobile truck planted Monday and Tuesday near the convention site in Chicago and was providing free vasectomies and medicated abortions for about 35 patients, The Post previously reported.
Related: Watch: Planned Parenthood Executives Talk About Selling Body Parts of Babies
On Tuesday, EveryLife, a pro-life diaper company, announced it would be providing free diapers instead to those attending the DNC who want another option other than an abortion.
Somehow, I feel like handing out diapers in front of the Destination: Abortion truck is more vulgar than the abortion truck itself. I know it’s not more evil, but it feels even more post-post-modern and viscerally repulsive.
25 babies have been kiIIed so far in this abortion truck at the DNC
Horrificpic.twitter.com/bON9Ff9tRw
— Anna Lulis (@annamlulis) August 21, 2024
Who says “I’m going to go over to that van where people are having abortions and pick up some consumer items on free offer?”
“Pick up some of those free plastic and PFAS diapers that are going to give my infants lifelong hormonal disorders? My baby might end up as a homosexual with a micropenis, but hey, they’re free, so I’m headed over to the abortion van to pick some up. I’ll be right back. I’m just stopping over at the abortion van to get some free PFAS consumer products for my baby. You can wait here if this all really creeps you out, but I can’t turn down free diapers.”