Donald Trump Shot!

Well.

This is a happening.

Donald Trump just got shot during a rally. Apparently.

The word being used is “apparently.”

It looks like he got grazed by a bullet.

He took the time to do the fist pound before he was rushed off stage.

He actually said “wait, wait, wait” so he could do the fist bump.

(Vince McMahon taught him that.)

It was in Butler, Pennsylvania.

There’s no serious news right now.

This is the official information, via The Wrap:

“An incident occurred the evening of July 13 at a Trump rally in Pennsylvania,” the Secret Service said in a statement, shared by communications chief Anthony Guglielmi. “The Secret Service has implemented protective measures and the former President is safe. This is now an active Secret Service investigation and further information will be released when available.”

A Trump spokesperson issued a statement, shared by the New York Times, which read, “President Trump thanks law enforcement and first responders for their quick action during this heinous act. He is fine and is being checked out at a local medical facility.”

A Secret Service member was heard saying “shooter down” shortly after Trump was apparently grazed by a bullet. Citing law enforcement sources, the Atlantic reported they were told “the suspect is down” shortly after the shooting.

Following the shots, Trump appeared to have blood on his face as he held up his fist and mouthed “Fight” at the crowd several times while being led away by his Secret Service detail. The crowd broke into a “USA” chant.

You can’t really tell what happened, but there’s blood on his face and his ear.

Someone more knowledgeable than me is going to have to analyze these photos, but it looks like he was grazed by a bullet.

Of course, he’s old and it’s possible that he got pulled down by the Secret Service and just got scratched up.

I can’t tell.

We will have updates, of course.

(Looks like my Sabbath is canceled.)

So let’s wait and see.

I don’t want to say something stupid.

But I will tell you this: the CIA doesn’t miss shots like this. Neither does the Mossad.

Based on the reports, the shooter is dead.

Which is convenient.

Just to be clear: this is something that is going to make everyone want to support Trump.

My lack of support for him is based on a lack of faith in democracy, and a lack of faith in his policies, and his lunatic neocon clan.

I think the bloody fist pump is fucking rad.

Old school rad, like Skate or Die on the original NES.

But my views aren’t changed.

In fact, I think the point is to change views. I don’t think anyone but intelligence can get a shooter in one of these rallies.

This whole thing seems staged. Without knowing anything, that is my first impression.

Not that Trump was in on it, but that someone that wants him in as president was in on it (that would be Israel).

Anyway, these are wild times.

I don’t have to say that.

But I’m not jumping on some train because of some fake miss.

Donald Trump has a big head and this guy had a clear shot.

We’ll see the details.

I was the main MAGA guy. You guys know who I am. I was blamed for Trump getting elected by the ADL. I think that’s why I got banned so hard. There were already people talking about Jews. The ADL said I manipulated a “troll army” [sic] and got Trump elected. Then a few months later, I’m the most banned man in all of human history. (Seriously, that’s a fact – all of human history.)

But I do not like where the Trump Train is headed, and I’m not going to change my opinion because he got shot (or shot at, whatever this is).

A lot of people will.

Probably, this means he “wins” the election.

But the election was never going to be decided by votes anyway.

I don’t mean to be a downer.

The fist pump is awesome.

I don’t want to take away from that.

But this is a man who could convince a lot of white men to go fight and die for Jews. And there is no reason to believe he wouldn’t do that.

Whatever.

I’ll update as news comes in, and I think I’ll use tomorrow as my last working Sunday – but I’ll only write about this issue.