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Like father, like son!
Elon and his father are rich and could be getting much younger women. But they are both only interested in middle-aged women who are going baby-crazy and ready to settle down.
Wisdom much, have they.
Not abort, middle aged women will.
Elon Musk’s lusty dad, Errol, has finally revealed he squired a secret second love child with his glamorous stepdaughter, Jana Bezuidenhout.
The Musk patriarch, 76, welcomed the baby girl with Jana, 35, back in 2019 — but only confirmed the news on Wednesday, bragging to the Sun: “The only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce.”
The two already share a 5-year-old boy, Elliot Rush, born in 2017.
Errol clearly shares his most famous son’s hearty desire to procreate, with his admission coming just a week after it was revealed Elon fathered two children with an executive at his artificial intelligence company Neuralink, weeks before his second child with ex-girlfriend, Grimes, was born.
Errol admitted Jana’s pregnancy was “unplanned” and told the publication that they are no longer living together, citing their 41-year age gap.
“It’s not practical. She’s 35,” Errol declared. “Eventually if I’m still around she might wind up back with me.”
He added: “Any man who marries a [younger] woman, even if you feel very sprightly, it’s going to be nice for a while, but there’s a big gap … and that gap is going to show itself.”
The Musk family tree is complicated — and is growing more so by the day. Errol has seven children, while Elon has fathered 10 offspring.
Errol — who is a wealthy South African engineer — married model Maye Haldeman Musk in 1970, with whom he had three children: Elon, Kimbal and Tosca.
The couple split in 1979, before Errol went on to wed Heide Bezuidenhout, a young widow who already had two children, including Jana.
Errol and Heide had two biological children together, but he also helped raise Jana, who was just 4 years old when he became her stepfather. Errol and Heide eventually divorced after an 18-year marriage.
But the Musk family was subsequently stunned when Jana became pregnant with Errol’s baby back in 2017. It led to a bitter falling out between Errol and Elon, with the Tesla CEO furious that his father has impregnated his stepsister.
Errol’s other children we also “shocked” and uncomfortable about the surprise pregnancy.
“They still don’t like it,” Errol admitted in his new interview with the Sun. “They still feel a bit creepy about it, because she’s their sister. Their half sister.”
Elon has not publicly commented on his father’s latest baby admission. The pair are still estranged, with Elon describing his dad as a “terrible human being” in an interview with Rolling Stone.
Yeah, Elon needs to get over that.
Lots of people have fathers that are terrible human beings. Statistically, the likelihood is that your father is a terrible human being. That’s just life.
He’s still your dad, bro.
Moreover, he’s helping with the problems.
Doing my best to help the underpopulation crisis.
A collapsing birth rate is the biggest danger civilization faces by far.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 7, 2022
