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Daily Stormer
November 6, 2019
She looks so old.
Emma Watson, who is pretty old and looks pretty old, is starting to realize that she’s pretty old.
Of course, she blames society for her aging and talks about “subliminal messaging” being to blame for the anxiety and stress that coming to terms with the fact that she’s running out of time to become a mother causes her.
Emma Watson has channelled Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘conscious uncoupling’ by coining her own phrase as she announces she is not single but ‘self-partnered’.
In an interview and stunning accompanying photoshoot with British Vogue, the actress- who is due to turn 30 in April- talked about her fears for reaching the milestone and the pressure of having a picture-perfect life.
‘I never believed the whole “I’m happy single” spiel… it took me a long time, but I’m very happy [being single]- I call it being self-partnered’, Emma said.
The actress also discussed her fears of turning 30 due to the ‘ b****y influx of subliminal messaging’ implying a woman must have a ‘husband, baby and stable career’.
‘I was like, “Why does everyone make such a big fuss about turning 30? This is not a big deal”, cut to 29, and I’m like, “Oh my God, I feel so stressed and anxious“,’ Emma said.
‘And I realise it’s because there is suddenly this bl**dy influx of subliminal messaging around. If you have not built a home, if you do not have a husband, if you do not have a baby, and you are turning 30, and you’re not in some incredibly secure, stable place in your career, or you’re still figuring things out… there’s just this incredible amount of anxiety.’
That sounds pretty schizophrenic. Maybe she’s getting some form of Alzheimer’s or something, considering that she’s just so old now, but there’s obviously no “subliminal messaging” about this topic.
There’s nothing subliminal about the fact that women lose most of their eggs by the time they’re 30.
What she’s feeling is her body trying to wake her up to the fact that she’s running out of time.
Despite insisting she is happy being ‘self-partnered’ Emma- who rose to fame as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter franchise- was spotted kissing a mystery man outside a London bakery two weeks ago.
And Emma’s new term seems to be a nod towards Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin’s famous catchphrase ‘conscious uncoupling’ which was used to describe their divorce when they split in 2014.
The Beauty and The Beast star was last romantically linked to Dominic Piazza, with the pair spotted on several outings in August. She also had a brief fling with former Oculus CEO Brendan Iribe, 40.
In August, it was also rumoured Emma was dating her former Potter co-star Tom Felton, 31, who played villain Draco Malfoy.
The pair posted a snap on Instagram of them having an intimate guitar lesson in South Africa and social media followers quickly suggested they be referred to as ‘Dramione’ and ‘Feltson’.
Emma previously dated Glee actor Chord Overstreet last year, but they split after six months.
She has previously said she prefers not to date celebrities. ‘I don’t date people who are famous,’ she told Elle Australia.
What a huge slut.
I guess she’s still “figuring things out.” Maybe after 30 more years of failed relationships she’ll feel ready to settle down and become a mother.
She should start saving up for the fertility treatment.
On that note… she appears to have lost her spark somewhere around 2004.
Emma Watson before turning into an empty shell.
Nowadays she just looks like a husk. Her eyes look dead, as if she’s just not there anymore.
It could be because of the plastic surgeries, or because of something more sinister.
You never know with these Hollywood people.
