I use to say “America is a cesspit, but at least we still have the Brady Bunch – they’re the all-American family!”
Don’t you remember them? It was so perfect!
Now that stupid evil bitch Gisele has destroyed her family. She is doing satanic rituals on her car in-between sessions of getting fucked by gangs of niggers.
Gisele Bündchen appears to be burning her way to a fresh start, perhaps without Tom Brady.
The former Victoria’s Secret Angel was spotted with a smudge stick to burn sage around her car in Miami with the help of an unknown holistic woman.
The healer can be seen burning the stick around her SUV before making her way inside an office with Bündchen — who was notably without her wedding ring. At one point, the woman seemed to exit her building holding a prayer pose before hugging the supermodel as she left.
The holistic experience came just days after Bündchen and her estranged husband each hired divorce attorneys potentially to represent them if they legally decide to call it quits.
“I never actually thought this argument would be the end of them, but it looks like it is,” one source in the know told Page Six this week of their fight over his return to the NFL.
“I don’t think there will be any coming back now. They both have lawyers and are looking at what a split will entail, who gets what and what the finances will be.”
Women be like: “Oh well – I finished destroying my family, better go ahead and do a satanic ritual on my car!”
All women are satanic. They hate everything beautiful, they hate families, they want to destroy families. If a woman sees anything beautiful that God or a man made, she says “wow, I would love to smear feces and menstrual blood all over this, then burn it, and then do a satanic ritual.”
Women ask me: “Anglin, why do you hate women so much?” I tell the very ugly, fat, satanic wench: “I hate you because of literally every single action you took from the Garden of Eden to asking me this question right now.”
They all say “oh, I think it’s because you’re ugly and you have a tiny penis and you hate women because none will ever have sex with you because your penis is so small and you’re so ugly.”
I say: “yep! There you go! It just keeps going!”
From now on, I will just show them this:
I will say: “because of what you did to boys. You were supposed to protect them, but you decided to destroy them instead.”
There are three things that all women on earth deserve:
- Brutal gang-rape
- Slit throat
- Dumped in a gutter at the side of the highway, mangled
Little boys cannot protect themselves. They are pure and innocent. Women hurt them on purpose.
They trusted you, you disgusting, evil whore. It was your one single job in the world, to take care of them, and you destroyed them on purpose, and I’m not the one whose anger you need to be afraid of.
It’s God’s anger you need to be afraid of.
You do not have an excuse for what you’ve done.
There is no excuse for this.
It’s not evil spirts your car needs protection from. It’s your soul that needs protection from the wrath of God.
I am so tired of “feminist Christians” telling me “both men and women are fallen.” It’s true, in the sense that if a woman tackles a man and pulls him off a cliff, then both fall down the cliff.
Adam would have stayed in the Garden of Eden for a billion years, for a trillion years, for eternity. He would have just run around, built fires, played with the animals, and eaten all the delicious foods except for that one thing. If a talking snake would have come in and said “eat that one fruit, it’ll get your rocks off,” Adam would have said, “lol, no faggot. God told me not to do that and I obey God who created all of this beauty and wonder for me to enjoy.”
Just as Adam could have gone for eternity without taking advice from a talking snake, no man would ever do a divorce. Men say “until death do us part,” and they mean that. Women do divorce because they enjoy destroying innocent men and children.
No man can comprehend what a woman is. I am unique in that I can observe it and describe it, which 99.99999% of men cannot do. But I can’t comprehend it: women want to destroy beauty and love because it exists, and they think it’s fun. It gives them a rush to look at the completely destroyed lives of their husbands and sons and to say “I did that. I got them. They will die with scars on their souls from what I did to them.”
Look at this:
Tom might be able to stop Gisele from turning his sons into trannies, but Gisele will train her daughter to do even worse things to the men she runs across. That’s the only kind of “love” women can feel: colluding together with other women to celebrate hurting men. This is what all women do when they are alone together: they collude to destroy men. It can’t be called love. But among other women is the only place a woman is honest, where they conspire for their only purposes, which are twofold:
- Filthy sexual actions
- Hurting men.
They do not feel like we do. They cannot even understand the concept of love, and they look at men’s love as nothing more than a weakness they can exploit to fulfill their sadistic and satanic drives to do harm.
To my dearest brothers: if you’re sitting here reading this and thinking “not all women are like that,” you need to understand the fact that you are a victim, and you’ve been brutally manipulated, really from the time of your birth, to sympathize with your victimizers. You have to take a step back and look at the situation rationally, and realize that yes, they are all like that. If there is any woman who doesn’t get a divorce – which is questionable – she only thinks she can’t get away with it. She is nonetheless still working to destroy her husband and sons in insidious ways because it’s fun for her.
Women did that thing in the Garden of Eden for literally no reason other than it sexually excited them to rebel against God, and that is what all women are still. In the cosmic context, the entire struggle of men is not really against the Jews. Without women, the Jews could be crushed just as Adam could have smashed that talking snake.
If you remain emotionally wrapped up in this idea that women exist for any reason other than to destroy, you have to take a step back, remove your emotions, and look at the situation logically: what have they done other than hurt you and the people you care about?
You also need to understand that all women are ugly and your sexual urge is a primitive instinct. Your trust in women is tied together with your sexual urges, and when you are able to contextualize the latter, you can abolish the former.